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Samantha Cristofretti

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We discuss Italy's first female astronaut, Samantha Cristoforetti. She's speaks like every European language fluently and has been training to be an astronaut since about turning 18.
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>>>/sci/
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>>46867342
if you cum in space she can catch your load from the length of all ISS
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>>46867342
>HD
>aberrations and artifacts everywhere
step it up nasa
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nice legs
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>>46867342
I bet her nickname is "Legs"
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pastronaut
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>>46867450
10/10
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>>46867418
Whatever analog shit they used might survive the environment better.

Have you seen photos from the consumer digital cameras they've had in there for a while?
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She's a real qt π
She also has a considerable media following, a bit like that Canadian mustache guy a few years ago.
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Are you sure she isn't a space prostitute? Cos she sure is dressed like one. Her bottom half at least.
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>>46867520
>>46867342
>locked with 2 men in a tiny space station
>dress like that
fucking selfish shameless slut
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She looks like some kid from DBZ.
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>tfw no average italian space qt3.14 gf
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>>46867342

google image search...

looks like a lesbian, man.
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>>46867342
> Italy's first female astronaut
> Italy
> NASA
> The National Aeronautics and Space Administration
> Giving a fuck about some Europoors
Why does our space program have to be so shit?

How do we go about changing this?
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>>46867342
She looks like my ex when she was 18.
I didn't go on /g/ for this
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>>46867924

>ISS
>International Space Station
>International Space
>International
>America
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Saved to the lewd folder for later anon. I'm really starting to like these leg and side boob shots. I have come to Anita Sarkessian the past two days
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>>46867924
>NASA
>Wearing ESA shirt
>ESA
>European Space Agency
Why does your country have to be so shit?

How do we go about changing this?
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>>46867924
Wow you are dumb.
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Does she shave her legs in space?
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>>46867924
what the fuck are you talking about? everything about this picture is European.
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>>46868059
Astronauts can afford electrolysis. Or wax.
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>>46868079
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>>46868081
Yeah, but aren't they in space for 8 and more months? it would grow back
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>>46868119
oh yeah, forgot that it's NASAs camera.
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>>46867972
Because 90% of it was built by America, and 100% was delivered to space by America.
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>>46868148
I'm not even sure why they keep calling it "International." Sure, Canada or whoever built that arm thing, but that's about it. It's basically America letting other countries feel good about themselves and letting their astronauts crash there for a bit.
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>>46868148
>90% built by America
>100% delivered to space by america
thisiswhatamericansactuallybelieve.jpg

Those american made Soyuz sure are pretty sweet huh.
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>>46867924
>American education
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>>46868148
Here's that reply you wanted so badly
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>>46867972
> not knowing everywhere is America
> mfw
>>46868017
>>46868035
>>46868079
see: >>46868119
>>46868210
> imblying
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>>46868240
>American healhcare
git your eyes checked, m7
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>>46868186
>>46868148
I guess you've forgotten the fact that since your space program went down the toilet five years ago, NASA found themselves relying hugely on the Russians (Progress), Europe (ATV) and Japan (H-II) to get shit into space.

They suddenly had to scramble to get their act together the Cygnus and the SpaceX Dragon just to be able to do shit domestically.

>>46868240
So because it's filmed on a NASA camera, it obviates her ESA shirt and automagically makes everyone involved NASA? Does that mean Fox News were behind 9/11?

Wait don't answer that.
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>>46867627
Varies. Some photos looks like she wears flannel and listens to Indigo Girls. Other photos, would pastafu.
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>>>/sci/
newfags
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>>46868391
She's a pretty worn out looking 37. But then everything I've read and heard says that the astronaut life isn't exactly easy, and that you have to be a specific type of person to be able to thrive.

I actually attended a talk by Chris Hadfield (the Canadian astronaut), and it was amazing to see how fucked up these people are - workaholic doesn't even begin to cover it. The drive and commitment alone is incredible.
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Shes there to supply sex to male astronauts in space.
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>>46867342
>dem thighs
I bet she is juicier than EK.
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soyeon yi
korea
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liu yang
china
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>>46868301
4u
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Kalpana Chawla
india / us
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>>46868534
Malenchenko pioneering the space-threesome
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>>46868584

is that the famous casio watch?
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>>46868534
is that a thinkpad?
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>>46868584
>you will never go to space
>you will never got to space with beautiful intelligent women
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>>46868534
>>46868584
I know there are women in these pictures, but I just can't stop looking at them ThinkPads.
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naoko yamazaki
japan
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Learning C#, coming from python. If I accept the fact that my file will be a clusterfuck, I can pretty much write whatever I want at this point by just putting everything in one file/megaclass. When I try to make everything neat by splitting it up into other classes/files, I end up hitting a wall.

Is this a dead giveaway for a particular hole in my knowledge? Obviously I need to learn more, but what is it? I can split things easily in python, so it's not as if I'm clueless about inheritance, for example.
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helen sharman
uk
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Chiaki Mukai
japan
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>>46868694

thinkpad at bottom right corner
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Yelena Serova
russia
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>>46867498
you mean the guy who made the most expensive music video ever?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaOC9danxNo
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>>46868619
and to think they are probably only there to purge the toilets
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>>46868580
I only use PBS, BBC, Reuters, RT and the Economist for news.
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>>46868802
>not canadian_takes_weed_to_space.jpg

ya dun goofed
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5/10, would love tenderly in the pooper
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Karen Nyberg

looks like fun woman
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>>46869381
First you guys are ashamed of Bieber, now him. What's up with that.
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>>46868802
he's not a cosmonaut you fucking hoser
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i'd hit it
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>>46867342
>Samantha Cristofretti
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>>46869869
>>46869849
He's a Canadastronaut
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>>46868779
He was there anyways... Might as well sing a song.
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>>46869953
dyke alert
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>>46869953
she looks like gertrude stein.
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>>46870288
who also happened to be a dyke
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>>46867450
+1
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>>46868580
>RT
>Not liberal scum
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>>46867403
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>>46869821
isn't that some sort of workplace sexual harassment
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Space porn when?
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>>46867342
As an Italian American, who the fuck let an Italian is space?
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>>46869849
It's a shop anyways.
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>>46867342
I don't think she's Italian, she looks Japanese. Plus, I don't see any hair coming out of her shorts.
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>>46871317
prve it
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>>46867342
She is way too white looking to be Italian
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>>46871340
you think that looks japanese?
have you ever seen an asian person in real life?
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>>46871459
My girlfriend is half Asian, half Irish, and half Scottish
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>>46871340
>I don't think she's Italian
She's Italian you stupid cock sucker.
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>>46871497
But again, how does SHE look Japanese? Did you even see the other picture of her posted here?
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>>46871515
Her skin is yellow and hair is all sticking up and poofy like an Asian
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>>46871529
asian hair is thin. it doesn't stick up and poof. her skin is also fairly obviously white. she's not alabaster white like the hex value FFFFFF, but she's got a normal caucasian complexion.

maybe you've been confused since your girlfriend is half white that you think that's a normal asian complexion.
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>>46871515
all asians rook the same.
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Julie Payette
canada
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>>46871393
Northern italians are basically austrians
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>>46867342
Screw women, post some nice looking space station thinkpads
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>>46871549
>her skin is also fairly obviously white.
Italians aren't white, though
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>>46869821
Kek, women are space items.
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Sally Ride was always my astronaut waifu
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