>Sitting on exercise balls Just a fad or is it beneficial?

Fad, and a bad one at that. Also look at that guy's hunch.

shit hurts

what's the exact opposite of exercise ball? laying propped up in bed against the wall? because that's what i'm doing right now.

I ask because I have a friend who is thinking of buying one, but he is concerned about long term comfort and the quality of masturbation while sitting upright on a ball

A wobbling Aeron will provide you with all the benefits

>>45209906
Just imagine the back pain after 8 hours.

>have no proper chair for a time being
>use one of those shitty as fuck office chairs that cost like $20
>back snaps off of it immidiately
>eh whatever I should be fine
>2 weeks later
>back is absolutely killing me

Yeah, nah. Use of any chair that doesn't have proper back support will absolutely kill you. I'm not sure why anyone thought it was "cool" or "good" to use an exercise ball for a chair, but it's a godawful idea that could only possibly work for you if you only sit at a computer for 1-2 hours at most a day.

>>45209906

>exercise ball
>not Hula Chair

fucking casuals

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9_amg-Aos4

>>45209964
>working longer than 8 hours

>>45209938
>masturbating while seated

top lel

I used one for a short while at my last casa. Fucking great, up until you get drunk and try and shitpost on 4chan.

>>45209906
it's beneficial if you are keeping your back straight.
it makes you move your back muscles in small movememnts for micro adjustments almost all the time, strenghthening your back muscles.
but if you are sitting like that dumbfuck, forget the benefits.
it's even worse than sitting like a question mark on a regular chair.

>>45210008

>not hanging yourself up by the legs and jerking onto your own face

It's fine if you don't sit like the retard in the pic.
But then again, that's the same as with any seat.

The big benefit is that it can enable you to stretch more easily when you need to.

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>>45209938
Quality of masturbation was better with an excercise ball.

>extend legs out
>balance on ball
>literally lay out flat while jerking off
>using legs to anchor on desk

Here's a diagram. Probably looked even stupider in person.

>mfw I am serious

>>45209989
>Doing EE AutoCAD
>Boss says to keep up with obongo health regs we have to have better chairs
>Everyone gets a hula chair
>Try to draw some diagrams
>Miss connections
>Circles aren't the right size
>Snap to grid doesn't help since I'm still moving
>Hear a crash
>Joe got stuck in his and it tipped over
>Erryone now walks janky-legged
>No work gets done
>Ford and Subaru are now infuriated

I bought some 200bucks chair from ikea. It is bretty gud. Balls suck just buy chair with place to put your head.

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THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT

PLEBS

>>45210153
i used AutoCAD once to create a plant layout for a steel factory, what are the odds of me getting a job

>>45209906
hawaian chair is so much better

>>45210202
Depends. EE? 'cause I got a job and I ain't even out of HS yet.

>>45210008
Comfiest masturbation position is straight upright on your knees.

>>45210233
Electrical Engineer? Nah, I had a job at the factory, the mechanical engineer there saw i wasn't old and knew how a computer worked and had me draw a whole plan of the factory

I thought it was bean bag chairs that were beneficial.

>>45209906
>Just a fad or is it beneficial?
Those are not mutually exclusive things.

When I had a crappy office chair, I found it helped me a lot vs sitting in that.

>>45210162
>place to put your head

Not sure I agree with that

>>45210233
>>45210280
Was thinking since I did it for a year and it was piss easy I might have a chance with it, ya know? Wasn't much formal training, I mean the ME trained me and all that but yeah

>>45210142
I don't think you can keep balance as easy at time of orgasm though.

>>45210365
That's why your legs are there to keep you from rolling backwards. It's kinda akward the first few times, but way better after you get the hang of it.

I've never jerked it in a computer chair though, just seemed awkward.

>>45210365
>don't think you can keep balance
Maybe for some sedentary loser
Do some core exercises fag,& it's easy

>>45210413
do you even orgasm hard enough anon

>>45210413
Even if you have a weak core, just roll the ball to the arch of your back.

>>45210444
yesterday I spent about an hour or two trying to find the perfect video, i must have analyzed almost 100 videos, but I was rock hard, i came so hard i fell out of my chair man

>>45209906
Are all tech jobs this retarded?

>>45210467
What ended up being the vid of choice?

>>45210467
that's what I'm saying
masturbating in an exercise ball will totally kill awesome orgasms that make you jump

>>45210493
>orgasms that make you jump
you sound like a girl, are you a girl?

>>45210486
A video of Tory Lane being gangbanged and basically slutting it up like a crazy bitch

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>>45209906
>please kill me

/g/ - Technology

>>45210504
Do you even self pleasure?

If you're not writing on the floor with cum on your face and a warm fuzzy feeling , you're doing it wrong.

>>45210580
this is technology you illiterate faggot

>>45210591
I'm sorry I'm not gay.

>>45210506
If took you hours to find such a tame "perfect'" vid then your taste is pleb as fuck.

Its convinenent if you can't sit still like me, as you can move around more. If you sit hunched over on one it won't do you any better than a regular chair. You can also throw/kick it at others easier, which is fun

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>>45210467
Yesterday, I edged for about 2 hours.
I take zinc supplements daily.

Jesus fucking Christ, I must have nutted at least 100mL of semen.

>>45210142
>>45210365
>>45210398
>>45210413

protip: doing this will get you smexy ottermode abs depending on how hard you have to strain to keep yourself balanced while orgasming

Chiropractor here, good for short-term use and long-term if you take pauses.
If you use those things, you need to straighten you back, not like in op's pic.
You get the benefits in working on the deep muscles of your back like the semispinalis and the multifidus = better protection of your back.
Doesn't help you posture.. it may if you straighten your back but the same apply with a normal chair. (sorry for the bad english)

>>45209906
work that core

>>45210635
you don't get it
the one rule of getting an awesome orgasm is to not have to concentrate on anything else other than the porn/imagination you're having.

>>45210448
Draw picture pls. For science.

>>45210233
guess asking for advice scared you off ;_;

>>45210668

>concentrate on anything else other than the porn/imagination

>not concentrating on the burn of a workout during orgasm

and this is exactly why you won't get laid. Tubby McTubberson doesn't get no play.

>>45210712
who said anything about me wanting to get laid
do you even basic forms of communication anon

>>45210699
Yes. Yes it did.
All I cna say is electrical engineer, even prospective ones, are in high demand right now since all the one that are engineering right now are kids who couldn't problem-solve their way out of an unsealed cardboard box or getting to the point where they retire.

>>45210668
>the one rule of getting an awesome orgasm is to not have to concentrate on anything else other than the imagination you're having.

imagine being 12 again and not needing porn to get off
;_;

>>45210591
>writing on the floor with cum on your face

>>45210719

>not wanting to get laid

>not concentrating on breathing, muscle control, pacing to achieve god-mode orgasms

do you even cum, anon?

>>45210630
What kind?

>>45210766
I'm 21, have watched / viewed plenty of porn, and in no way require it to get off. Imagination is sufficient.

Your problem lies elsewhere.

>>45210738
Ah right on, was just wondering if AutoCAD on its own might warrent a job, but it seems you might need something else to accompany, though i see a few postings for just autocad operators. Might aswell try.

Howd ya manage to get a decent sounding job like and not be outta high school yet? Sounds like good stuff man, you're set for a good future

>>45210766
>not being a wizard
it's like you guys don't want to reach the level of orgasming with your own mind

>>45210591
Any tips for an incredible orgasm? All I know to do is abstinate for a few days, massage prostate, and edge for a while.

Teach me your ways, wise sage.

Sitting hunched over is definitely the best posture.

>>45210826
Not him, but do all what you said, and if you can get your hands on some testosterone, benefit of that is you get some sweet dreams

>>45210826

aside from those things, cumming multiple times. Sometimes i go for one right after the other.

>>45209906
Enjoy your back support and not falling down every 10 minutes.

>>45209906
It will promote a fluid back and strengthen abdominal core. But pretty much you have to main tain good posture, it doesn't do it for you. If you slouch on a medicine ball YOU WILL develop a gut.

>>45209906
puts too much stress on your spine

>>45210804
Truth be told, I've been messing with electronics and electricity since ever. Got one of those cheap electricity teaching kits and finished all the projects before the next day, and I couldn't even read. That and it's my dad's friend, but I wan't the first choice (simply because he didn't remember me at the time).
It's pretty solid. Kinda wish AutoCAD had a linux port since windows drives me fucking sideways.

>>45210806
I'm a trap and I can already have no contact orgasms from anal sex

>>45209925
Yeah, I can hunch like that just fine on a regular chair.

>>45209906
looks like the women are the smart one in this office.

>>45210881
Sounds neat, the engineer where I worked was teaching some electricity stuff before my temp spot wore out, was a cool job while it lasted, kind of ideal. Oh man I feel you on that, the machine they had me working on was running XP and using AutoCAD 2002 but I got so use to it when I switched the latest version it felt shitty

>>45210186
So you masturbate while walking?

>>45210938
that's not a bad skill to have

The best seating "position" is to change your position all the time.

You shouldn't sit on a ball for 8 hours straight.
But alternating between chair and ball (and perhaps some other options) is a good idea.

>>45210938
>>45210954
I don't know how people jerk off in the shower standing up or in porn. I can never climax while standing

I masturbate while standing up leaning against a wall

>>45210977
I usually look like a frog standing up when I masturbate in shower

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Ball chair master race..


Got it because my chair broke and I had this in the basement. Bouncing helps get the blood flowing when you're programming. Helps force better posture too. Shit for movies though.

>>45209989
That's a joke.
That HAS to be a joke.

>>45211022
Try to masturbate and post results

we need data

>>45210142
Your dick is huge, It's half the size of your legs in your diagram.

>>45210142
>not fucking the ball

>>45210826
Smoke meth.

Or if you don't know any dealers, go to a bunch of stores with pharmacy sections until you find a nasal inhaler called Benzedrex. then google instructions on how to extract the propylhexedrine.

It's hard to get hard on propylhexedrine, but once you do you can fap for like an hour before one mighty orgasm. It's amazing bruh.

any wizards here who mastered long orgasms that last 5+ minutes? or are all of you 10secs babies

>>45211061

masterbate while sitting.. delays orgasm. If you want to get get a maintenance fap in do it kneeling.

>>45210826

Do a cwe on otc codeine pills. 60-80mg should do it.

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>>45211003
>I usually look like a frog standing up when I masturbate
I have no fucking doubt

>>45210977
It takes 40 fucking minutes.

>no rests or anything

Doesn't seem like a good idea.

Standing stations will at least prevent you from slouching

>>45211102
Propylhexedrine sounds good. Just take it until I'm erect? Or did you mean "it's hard to get high"?

The best orgasms I have are when I make a fleshlight out of a sock, a rag, a bag, and vegetable oil. I pinch the device between two pillows, lay down on top, and hump away. It's a dozen times more stimulating than even the tightest sex, and I can only last a few seconds. Can I expect to get a few minutes in with the propylhexedrine?

>>45211136
Also noted, thanks.

>>45211022
>Bouncing helps get the blood flowing when you're programming
So does riding.

>>45209906
It's just everyone trying to be Dwight.

>>45209906
probably just some startup firm full of hipster faggots that read a blog post about it

>>45209906
Standing at your desk is healthier. No hunchbacks to worry about.

Even better is walking at a slow pace on a treadmill.

>>45209906
only in murika

>2014
>not sitting on a custom dragon dildo at work
>not having a remote controlled buttplug with GSM capabilities in your asshole at all times

just a real big beanbag chair, maybe on a short table or something to put it up to the height of your work desk.

or a comfy mattress and go full neet-mode while coding. it's nice, though you risk falling asleep a lot more (not such a bad thing honestly)

>>45209999
>quads going unchecked

>>45212178
>>>[s4s]

>>45210791
The white sticky kind.

The studies that showed benefit with exercise balls turned out to be very flawed.

Although the studies have long been invalidated, retards keep telling others to switch to sitting on these tard balls.

>>45210938
I masturbated while driving a couple times.

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It's the stupidest thing I've seen in a while. Why can't a healthy posture be a fad?

>>45212271
This is bullshit.

Recent studies have shown slight slouching is better for your back.

>>45212298

Do you have any links to any peer reviewed journals?

>>45210635
everyone has abs, in order to make them show you just need low body fat

>>45210643
Friendly reminder that chiropractic is patent-medicine hocus pocus and the medical equivalent of a proprietary rot13 encryption suite.

>>45212314
http://www.rheumatologynews.com/fileadmin/content_pdf/imn/archive_pdf/vol40iss3/70085_main.pdf

>>45212260
I do this. Perfect for waking yourself up if you feel like you might doze off.

I just edge though, no orgasm.

>>45212271
>>45212314
Fuck off, this is 4chan. Does it say "google" in the name field? No, I didn't fucking think so. Look it up yourself, we're not here to spoonfeed you.

Sitting exactly straight up like in the diagram loads the spine causing discomfort and eventually damage. Slouching like one would on a sofa is roughly the most ergonomic position.

>>45209906
not if you rest your arms on the desk like that.

>/g/ - Masturbation

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>>45212448
Pls, anon.

I appreciate the correction, though.

>>45212502
there is no dedicated masturbation board. There's only porn boards.

>>45210142
>masturbation
You mean anal masturbation?

>>45209906
>Just a fad or is it beneficial?
Both

>>45212415
>Carplates don't turn him on

>>45212412

>sample size of 22

Yeah, no


>>45212448

>gets butthurt when called out on bullshit

>>45212502
Isn't biology just natural technology? Therefore, penis discussion belongs in /g/.

>>45212402
When erect, I can't possibly stretch my foreskin into a semen receptacle and I never lose erection after orgasm, unless I concentrate really hard in boner-killing stuff. Those guys either have circus tarps for foreskins or go flaccid after an orgasm.

>>45211102
>meth

just claim you have ADHD like any sane person instead and get adderall

seriously what is the best option to not kill my back

Is there some sort of ergonomic light recliner thing where I have no pressure on any point and can sit for hours without killibg myself

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>>45212789

>>45212909
That pic always cracks me up, but I kind of feel bad for him too.

>>45212448
>spoonfeed
Does this look like fucking /a/ to you?

>>45209906
choose carefully the ball size
got a 75cm because my girlfriend is tall
great for her
my feet can't reach the floor
I'm 1.70

>>45209906
working with a dude on his ball is a pain in the ass because of that fucking noise

>>45212909
Is that TB?

>>45213047
>2014
>Being a manlet
I bet you use an iPhone too.

>>45213078
He goes by TC now

>>45209906
For years I've had a big blue yoga ball I don't sit on it while computing but it's fun to have it

>>45213078
It is.

>>45212955
What? What was he in the hospital for? Is he still there or something for you to feel bad?

>>45213094
ahahahaha

>>45213129
lel xDDD
>>45213114
Cancerous growth within his anus

>>45213149
really? pffft

>>45211022
100% chance you've already caught the gay, anon.

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Uh guys?

http://www.amazon.com/Chopard-Dildo-Bouncing-Ball-purple/dp/B00GM10N8K

>>45213319
Probably great for stability.

>>45212909
lel he got poop cancer

>>45209906
If you really want to be healthy its better to stand

>>45209925
this

>>45213363
>Get employed by apple
>Designer. Spend whole day refining new innovative technologies
>Our employees need to be different
>Required to work 8 Hours a day
>Every second is counted.
>Dildo has heat-activated sensor.
>TFW it hurt like hell the first few weeks.
>TFW I Started enjoying it after the first 6 months.

I finally found somewhere I belong...

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>>45213363
>it's actually not

>>45213431
You ever listen to an old woman cough, and a very very old man laugh, put the noises together and that's what just happened.

>>45210630
isnt edging for that long dangerous?

>>45213478
>edging
>dangerous
It's not like your dick has to be hard for the entire 2 hours.
You're building up horniness and pressure in your testicles.

>>45212789
standing desk

>>45212909
>I'm Eggscellent

>>45210806
>those dreams where your fucking your first love bust a nut in the dream and wake up to busting irl


wetdreamftw

Did anyone else not have wet dreams as a kid?

I'm pretty sure this never happened to me.

>>45213544
If you started masturbating too soon - then you probably missed those wet dreams.

>>45213544
only twice that I can remember, about the same girl I used to be madly in love with a long time ago

>>45213544
I've never had a wet dream in my life.

However, I do wake up in the middle of the night feeling horny so I fap till I fall asleep.
I may or may not have worken up the next day with cum on my face.

>>45213544
Never had a wet dream. I've always been pretty sure that's because I masturbated way too much.

>>45213544
Never had a wet dream
Also hardly ever wake up with morning wood

>>45210142
>>mfw I am serious
You were masturbating while you posted?

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>>45213513

>>45212402
>Holy fuck I lol'd
>reddit face
And they're still here.

I have rheumatory arthritis, I'd imagine that I would look like quasimodo.

>>45213864
Oh, and just a terrible sense of balance.

>>45211039
Not the same guy but, it was a real thing.

who fleshlight here.

>>45212691
I legitimately had to take it for ADHD (and technically still should be taking it, but I can't afford it.)

The shit always killed my sex drive. Does it really help with that shit?

>>45212691
Concerta :^)

A fad, that shit will fuck up your back.

>>45212909
He looks like RMSs brother from a nother moma fucj OHH FUCK I JUST SNEEZED AALL OVER MY LAPTOP

>>45213930
>not using superior nip onahole technology

Cheaper than an office chair.

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my Daughter love these

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>>45215229

>>45213405
Standing stationary for long periods of time is pretty bad for you also, walking desk is the way to go.

>>45212909
And this is why you don't buy "gaming" laptops.

>>45212415
>>45212260
And I thought I was pretty cool doing it while driving 75 at night on a highway.

Playing porn using bluetooth speakers on the car (Ford Sync) is the shit.

>>45211022
>Bouncing helps get the blood flowing when you're programming
nigga you gay

>>45209906
>sit on blue balls
Doesn't help much for me. (._. )

>still has shit posture
wow it's fucking nothing.

>>45210779
Bravo g/entoomen that is the funniest thing I have ever read on 4chan.

>>45213478
you can pop a nut doing it that long

>>45213809
I have that same laptop and do the same thing when I am doing work on it. I have a little portable desk I lay things on for it.

>>45210142
your desk must be fucking heavy

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they're pretty comfy

>>45210153
You almost made me get caught no tpaying attention in math class for losing my sides uncontrolably.

>>45211066
that's normal, how small are you?