>Stf+f: humor: no results
Lets have a laugh together and appreciate each others humor
>>13126
>activated almonds
>>13126
how many times could you roundhouse kick this guy in the ribs before you're satisfied, /fitlit/?
post some shit, /lit/fags
Posting greentext stories so the /lit/fags can understand
>>13126
>a homemade coconut
>>13126
Really activated my almonds
this is pretty fucking /fitlit/ too
>>13295
this will never not made me laugh
>>13087
Why is /fit/ "humour" so unbelievably dull? Is this all that meatheads do?
>>13338
kek
>>13657
>>13126
>>13683
Post a single """humorous""" /lit/ meme.
>>13702
>>13811
>>13867
>>13893
>>13921
Perfect /fitlit/ humor
This board is retarded. I even use /fit/, rare as it may be, but I don't want to sift through that and all the new meta garbage.
>>13126
>stevia
>>13981
>>13985
Also, I've only just noticed this is /3DCG/, where the duck did their board go?
>>13087
>>14000
>>13087
> you have to squat ALL these reps.
>>13087
>>13237
delete this
>>14027
>>13657
3spoopy5me
>>13554
Kek'd
>>13126
Where's the fucking protons?
>>13502
That was great. kek
>>13502
remember that episode where George stopped having sex and became a genius?
>>13657
drr... drr.... drrr
>>13194
>functional strength
>>13087
its ctrl + f tho...
>>13245
Only funny thing in this thread. Get out, fitfags.
post the one about the youtube lit chick already
>>13811
I actually want to kill myself. How the fuck can he even spell correctly?
>>13338
>>13087
some1 post the katie saga. Fit should know our dirty laundry
where are my sip posters at?
I'm the biggest celmy in fit rn xdDDDDDD
>>13811
This post pisses me off
>>13338
Bravo
>>13237
literally this
>>13338
philosophical kek
Thread needs more trolley dilemmas
>>14890
Reminder that before this, there was Luther.
>>13657
>>14868
This is clearly gym's fault. It was entirely predictable that this will happen.
>>14017
KEK!
>>13237
I like this version better
>>13087
this one always gets me
>>13725
>chilling in the hot tub at 6 in the morning with some champagne and fettucine Alfredo after a 13 hour long drug marathon
Good shit
>>15205
DELET
>>15205
Classic
>>13087
<tfw when not inteligent enought too understand 7lit7 menes
>>15205
NONONO!!
>>15341
you just know...
>>13620
>>13893
>>13921
>>13981
>>14085
What the fuck /lit/, do you expect me to read all that
Humor means funny pictures and not walls of texts
>>13237
delet !!
>>15398
>>14975
pulling the lever is irresponsible because 4 ghandis would get raped by one Hitler whereas you know your not Hitler.
>>15476
>your
you're
>>15476
>implying I'm not /fit/ler
>>14315
This post ... it's like ... it was made for me to respond ...
>>15399
10/10
>>15573
GIVE ME THE NAAAAAAAAME!
>>15535
then it is irresponsible because there could be churchills or Lenins in the mix
>>13224
All of the times
>>15595
Nasty ass cum receptacle #35287
>>15546
THIS IS MYYYY POST IT WAS MADE FOR ME
>>15570
>>14000
John Green didn't make all the money from those book sales, in fact he probably only got like $20-40. I keep my books at quite low pricing so I typically only get $0.84-$1.14 per book sale, depending on which one is being bought.
>>15573
BRRRAAAAP
>>15341
49 seconds is a pretty big difference
>>15633
>>13237
I hate that art style so fucking much. Why does he draw people with le tumblr shaded noses in grey? Where's the punchline? Christ, most re-edit web comic there is
>>15630
SLAY
>>15602
>>13502
wonderful
>>15638
Is braaap-posting /lit/?
>>13811
this is the funniest Thing i've ever read on /fitlit/
>>13245
lel
>>15747
no
>>15747
joyce was a braap poster desu
>>15630
top kek
>>13657
Fucking belters.
>>15398
>board about reading
>confused when screencaps have a lot of text
really makes u think
>>15716
>>15422
I've been rused lel
>>15800
Holy shit, we found the perfect /fitlit/ meme
>>13419
tfw no loli sheep gf
>>13540
lol
>>13126
>not making your own coconuts
Never gonna make it
>>15602
my man
>>15573
2/10
>smith machine
>narrow hips
>stenciled on eyebrows
>implants
>looks like a tranny
>>16046
About that.
>>14890
huh so /lit/ has a habit of commenting on philosophy and thinking themselves philosophers?
I wonder how many of them have actually studied philosophy on an academic level. Or they just circlejerk over being able to make a reference to Nietzsche..
>>13264
Anybody has a link to that guy who posts video of whores being fucked by homeless? Seeing women getting infected with various shit from homless men is my fetish.
>>16104
huh so /fit/ has a habit of commenting on aesthetics of bodybuilders and thinking themselves stronglifters?
I wonder how many of them have actually lifted on any level. Or they just circlejerk over being able to make a reference to Rippetoe..
>>16170
Implying we don't practice what we preach
>>16051
better
>>16081
For a troll chart it's not that bad.inb4 that's a joke
>>16170
>stronglifters
wat
>>13811
Home-schooled. Probably religious parents. Almost guarantee it.
>>13683
Are /lit/fags pretentious or is it just this anon?
>>15573
Silly boys I wear this because it's comfortable
>>16046
top kek
>>13355
Your image is both true and an example of what it describes.
>>16381
Comfortable to watch
>>16379
You haven't seen a /lit/ pretentiousness yet
>>16081
I will never understand what people see in Utena.
>>14975
I would kill 5 fuckers without a moment of hesitation.Then fuck their dismembered corpses.
>>15800
My sweet little whorish Nora
I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck up in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue come bursting out through your lips and if I gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.
You say when I go back you will suck me off and you want me to lick your cunt, you little depraved blackguard. I hope you will surprise me some time when I am asleep dressed, steal over me with a whore’s glow in your slumbrous eyes, gently undo button after button in the fly of my trousers and gently take out your lover’s fat mickey, lap it up in your moist mouth and suck away at it till it gets fatter and stiffer and comes off in your mouth. Sometime too I shall surprise you asleep, lift up your skirts and open your hot drawers gently, then lie down gently by you and begin to lick lazily round your bush. You will begin to stir uneasily then I will lick the lips of my darling’s cunt. You will begin to groan and grunt and sigh and fart with lust in your sleep. Then I will lick up faster and faster like a ravenous dog until your cunt is a mass of slime and your body wriggling wildly.
Goodnight, my little farting Nora, my dirty little fuckbird! There is one lovely word, darling, you have underlined to make me pull myself off better. Write me more about that and yourself, sweetly, dirtier, dirtier.
>>15205
this must be new, never seen it before.
>>16545ZETTAIUNMEIMOKUSHIROKU
>>16566
it's pretty new i think, this week i think in any case
>>13295
surprised I've not seen this on /his/
I can't tell if litfags aren't funny or I'm just too retarded to get their jokes.
>>16742
Most of /lit/ is the type of pretentious wannabe intellectual who proudly declares they're read *author name* at any opportunity so mostly it's just not a very funny board.
>>16742
probably a little bit of both
>>15398
Shut the fuck up; you're making the rest of us look bad you uneducated mong.
>>16104
>I wonder how many of them have actually studied philosophy on an academic level.
i did but desu i'm from /fit/ and don't remember even the basic ideas of basic philosophers lmao
>>16634
i wish i could read all those (you)'s he got
>>16170
salty
>>15716
>Jens Kidman does cardio
>>16913
I remember the Goebbels biography thread. That guy would make /r9k/ look like alpha males
>>16777
Keked hard
>>14868
qt
just reposting some old /lit/-related memes I have saved
roasties get out reeeeeee
>>15205
NO NOT THAT ONE
>>16742
It's funny only if you get the references.
I recommend you to start with the greeks to get the full board experience.
/fit/
>>17145
I actually get this one, black guy is based. The Black Guy was referencing Thomas Sowell who basically says that anyone who considers themselves an "Intellectual" is a yuppie moron who hasn't got a clue what they're talking about. it was a compliment.
>>17194
finally
>>17145
This will forever be the greatest /lit/ cap.
/fit/ has MUCH more OC than /lit/
Booknerds BTFO
>>13279
now this is /fitlit/
>dat pathos and sophos
>>17194
every time
>>13338
Heh, too bad that argument makes unsound use of Leibniz's Law by suggesting that one's beliefs about a property of some thing is istelf a property of that thing.
Yeah, I took Philosophy 101 nerds. You jelly of my gains? lel
>>15205
>locking his knees
serves him right
>>17215
/fit/ has existed for much longer than /lit/ and has way more posters as well
>>13362
a homemade muffin you illiterate doofus
>>15398
Are you an illiterate autist?
>>14017
Where my nigga hume at?
>>17358
>>16777
All are impressive but holy shit that Perec!
>>17399
Sucks to suck, /lit/fag
>>17358
fucking kek
>>13657
ayyylmao
>>14315
top kek
>>14890
amazing
>>13237
f-fuck ;___;
>>13970
>kek
>>17168
>spoilers from Serenity.
Truly a day for board interaction.
>>17548
>>15716
>WHEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARIVE
>>17634
This is from my /int/ folder, but here ya go
>>15422
bamboozled again
>>13087
if i wanted humor, i'd ask how many words you can read a minute.
>>13126
>not activating your almonds
>>13295
Holy kek my sides
>>15398
>>17809
HUNGRY FOR WORDS?
>>17809
So is this book some sort of /lit/ meme?
Why?
>>16170
How do I get stronglifter mode brehs?
>>13657
THANK YOU HUNGRY SKELETON
>>17769
>Huemac then had sex with these sorceresses
based
>>13725
>Heineken, two margaritas, two cheeseburgers, two orders of fries, a plate of tomatoes, coleslaw, a taco salad, a double order of onion rings, carrot cake, ice cream, bean fritter, Dunhills, another Heineken, cocaine, and for the ride home, a snow cone (a glass of shredded ice over which is poured three or four jiggers of Chivas
Jesus fucking Christ!
>>16777
Best in the thread
>>17809
It's like she didn't even read IJ.
>>17809
She looks like she cut her own bangs in her bathroom
>>15205
How could he have set this up and not be thinking of all the dumb shit that would happen?
>>13811
I am so fucking upset right now because of this, literally fuck you for posting it. Fuck. Was he retarded or something? I am so angry.
>>18012
Probably autistic
>>15398
If you want funny pictures go browse facebook or reddit then, this is a big boy board.
>>13237
This is me. I don´t give a fuck.
>>15205
Sweet jesus no
>>15398
Never. Gonna. Make it.
>>16646
Stranger, had to read that book for school, it was freaky how similar i was to the character. I kinda struggle with remembering things i read but when it came to talking about the book i just talked about myself, and the professor complimented me on how well i understood the character.
>>17194
Stop, don't show this to /fit/ it's embarrassing.
>>13502
This hits too close to home.
>>14017
this is not funny. i understand the joke, but still dont find it amusing
>>15398
I browsed /fitlit/ before it was official and the Walls of text are making it even better.
>>13811
classical unironical actual autism symptoms
this hurts to read
>>14975
Put my arm back in the ropes and pretend it was stuck when cops eventually ask me shit
>>13657
That thing is going to die very soon.
>>16444
fuck i love these ones
>>16534
all time favorite
Litfags are actually quite funny, wouldn't have thought
>>13194
Is that crossfit?
>>18209
is this bait?
>>15664
>Where's the punchline?
turn off the screen
>>16634
Tolstoy said "regard the society of women as a necessary unpleasantness of life, and avoid it as much as possible". I think Tolstoy was a smart cookie.
>>14363
/fit/ is healthier than /lit/
and /sci/ is smarter than you.
KYS.
>>16950
Me too fellow /fit/izen, me too
>>16988
Do tell.
>>14315
jesus, that's an old one m8
>>18236
just chemically castrate yourself
problem solved
>>17145
thank god someone posted it
>>16938
a nice little cross-over, well played anon
>>16534
Holy fuck lmao.
This is the reason fat chicks behave validated. They get fucked by studs like that who just want a quick nut (and got tricked at that) and think they themselves are hot.
We need to deprive fatties.
>>15573
WHY DOESN'T THE MIRROR REACH LOWER REEEEEE
>>18688
>was small after a disease in childhood
>spent childhood reading books
>never had friends in school, the only friend from university died in WWI
>had a many-year relationship that consisted of talking, walking and writing long love letters to each other, that ended with the girl telling him "she loves him as a brother"
>said girl got married, divorced and returned to their "relationship" only to tell him she loves him as a brother again later
>he wrote a book but nobody wanted to publish it, it was at this point he started to realise who was behind his troubles
>had several occasions of women telling him they love him as a brother even after he got fairly famous for his work for the Nazi party
>in one case a women was in her late teens with Goebbels being in his early 30s
>didn't score until much later, when he essentially became one of the rulers of the country
>>17118
that fucking cringe, never gonna make it
>>14975
Isn't this a pretty convoluted way of asking if you'd give your life for 5 strangers?
>>18990
Yes, it is. The joke here is Kantian ethics combined with the usual trolley setup.
>>14975
this is fucking retarded, self preservation always wins
>>16634
Sauce on top image?
>>18894
>he made it in the end
This is the goal of /fit/
>>15399
underrated post
>>13319
lmao
>>19128
Made it in the books, even.
>>13130
w-wait isn't it bad to lock your joints? What's wrong with the first panel?
>>17295
Not my fault he incorrectly used commas instead of semicolons to separate the items in the list.
t. /lit/
>>17194
Unreal. But then again .. no it isn't I guess.
She learned a good lesson though, she will find someone she deserves.
>>16821
laughed out loud unriromicallt maofnwidod
>>17423
>TFW too intelligent to be the most powerful person on earth
>>13657
>bethesdaglitch.webm
>>17194
Christ, reminds me of Scoobs.
>>19507
>US president
>most powerful
>>13811
>tfw you actually understood what OP meant
>>13657
Fucking Chad
>>15205
AHH AHH AHHHH AHHHHHHHHHH
>>18006
>Stirner was an anarchist
I really don't get this meme.
I mean, sure, some anarchists after him were inspired by him, but he himself was not an anarchist. He strictly stated that his ideas should not be considered on a societal level.
>>16523
I'm a fatass and I could easily get in and out of that...
>>19643
tell usI know it's bait but what if it's not
>>13811
I lost my shit. If you could connect a person's brain to a machine to see their thoughts processes, this guy would break it.
>>19621
Honestly I'm not a huge fan of either the US or typical Americans in general, but, the US is technically the most powerful nation on Earth. China has the superior population and certainly has more soldiers, but when all considerations are... considered... the US must surely come out more-or-less on top, even when you take into account the HUGE amount of debt and the crippling prison population they have. So how would the person running the United States not be the most powerful person on Earth? Or at least the 2nd most powerful person if you count God.
>>13245
who dis?
>>19883
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blnnQMEAfo8
>>13981
So whats the deal with IJ? I pretty much only read fantasy and scifi. Is it like a /lit/ version of install gentoo or squatz and oatz?
>>17886
Gotta make dem gainz somehow.
>>15573
0/10
>hyperexternding back
>exhaling at the bottom of the rep
>light ass weight
>smith machine
>high bar but not going atg
>high bar but falling forward with the 10lb weight
>F A K E T I T S
>clearly stencilled eyebrows
>leotard in a gym
>wrist strap at 65 lbs, only on one wrist
pathetic
>>15205
These vids make me never want to use that machine ever again.
>>19912
the /lit/ version of install gentoo would be "start with the greeks" but yeah it's kind of a board defining meme
>>19869
Well, the US President is pretty toothless in the grand scheme of things. While the US is the most powerful nation on the planet, the individual head of state does not run the country on his or her whims.
It's hard to quantify who is the most powerful person. While Trump may be at the head of the most powerful nation, the courts and congress consistently undermine him and are making his job incredibly difficult. Most of what he has done is simply reverse bad policy decisions by Obama.
>>19869
>2nd most powerful person if you count God.
first you made corporations "persons", now you're saying your Mary Sue is one too?
>>17358
o-ok
>>19980
"two if you counted God" is a meme
>>13186
The only reason I began lifting. And after telling her to fuck off, it made me feel good for about 3 days until I realized how much of a fucking loser I am.
Now I'm contemplating suicide.
>>16545
It's gay as hell
>>13811
why are people angry at this?
this is the funniest shit I've ever read in a long time
his insistence in repeating the same phrases over and over again remind me of monty python
>>19862
It's not bait.
OP and his sister had a day off school. They were both looking forward to it, partly because it meant they wouldn't have to have a shower and get ready and all that stuff. It was only when their mother woke them up that OP realised he had to take the weighing test - this annoyed him because it was his day off. When they got there that he realised it was an underwater test and therefore virtually the same thing as taking a shower which doubly annoyed him (this is what OP refers to when he mentions his mother "stooping so low" - he thinks he was 'tricked'). Naturally, his sister would have been annoyed by the inconvenience of taking an underwater test too, but because she was able to flick her hair back and wear a tight swimsuit (like models or actresses in Baywatch do) and generally behave adult-like she actually enjoyed it. OP on the other hand did not.
>>13867
You laugh, but it's effective. When I was a poorfag who couldn't afford weights, I used to lift water.
>>20127
ohhh, i feel like an idiot for not getting that.
atleast i know i'm not autistic
>>14032
why is he a flower though
>>20263
>atleast i know i'm not autistic
Don't be hasty, there's still a chance.
>>16646
underrated post
>>13811
He's like that retarded version of the pepe meme
>>15341
>NA cops
/lit/ strikes me generally as being a very nofunallowed board