What Mode Is Gaston?

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>>42887210

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>>42887210

I'm not sure man, words cannot describe.

All I know is that no one fucks like Gaston.

>>42887210
Bargemode

>>42887210
As LeFou says, he's perfect. A pure paragon. How can you hope to achieve perfection?

>>42888327
this

This thread is unbelievably cringe inducing

>>42887250

Neckpilled

Gaston got cucked by Beast, why would you wanna be like him?

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>>42888327
This tbqhwyf

brah he got cucked his waifu left him for a real beast

>>42888765

If Gaston had a mansion I guarantee you that whore would've chosen him

The moral of the story is that girls love when you abuse them and when they are emotionally vulnerable you show them the good side of you and then capitalize and marry them/fuck them quickly after

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If the beast weren't swole he would basically be your average 4chan user.

Anti social
Ugly
No friends
Spends unhealthy amount of time looking into a screen at what could have been.
People around him merely to be used as objects.
See-saws between autistic anger and M'lady behaviour around females.
Jealous of the most accomplished person in town.
Needs the girl to take all the initiative while simultaneously blaming anything but himself for his lack of success with the girl.
Still leaves with teapot mummy.

>>42888773
This, wallet killed Gaston

>>42888773
So... The takeaway is that Belle is a fucking gold digging whore and would unironically marry an abusive literal beast than give a good man a chance

Fucking French roastie. No wonder they put her with the others like the basic bitch hoarder from under the sea, the loose slut who has an open relationship concurrently with 7 other dudes, and that one dumb cunt who hurts herself on a spindle despite there being no spindles in the kingdom and knowing full well ahead of time to not do that.

Fucking, why are white women such cancer even in fiction?

>>42888902
Sleeping beauty

Bleeding on spindle=first period
Bramble Forrest=hymen/virginity
Eternal sleep=dormant womanhood
Prince kissing=losing of virginity and becoming a woman

>>42887210
Gaston did NOTHING wrong
That being said, he's his own mode.
Gastonmode

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>>42889142
>Gastonmode
seconded

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>>42888825
>Beast is /fit/ incarnate

>>42888902

Come to think of it, the ethnic girls are better:

Mulan is duty bound, responsible to her family, hides her gender and so isn't a slut... but is instead a feminist power fantasy.

Jasmine is mudslim living under Sharia law, but leaves castle without being accompanied by any male relative and isn't beheaded, so she's clearly got the rebellious nature that, if westernized, would immediately convert her to the worst slut around

Pocohontas is some organic nature hippie girl who is probably way too into horses and stuff, but otherwise pretty wholesome

The recent additions are Tiana who is a nigress and Moana who is BBW HAES. In Disney princess lore, perhaps white women might be awful, but it's not like ethnic women are really that much better. Unless, of course, you're a beta asian male and totally okay with being equal with or under the thumb of your wife. You are Arab mudslim yourself and have no problem enforcing sharia law and beating your wife. You're an imperialist white man with the power of imperial England at your beck and call.

>>42889284

Watching Aladdin as a kid has given me a lifetime attraction to short brown chicks.

>>42889284
>Jasmine is mudslim
How do you figure

>>42890089
ARABIIANNN NIGGGGHHTTTTSSS WE ARE IN ARABIIAAA ARAB ARAB ARAB FEZ EVERYWHERE

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>>42890112
Which is odd because the original tale as told takes place on the border of China if not in China.

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>>42890197
True and Aladdin's original name was Ching Chong Ding Dong.

>>42887250
Neck theory holds true

>>42890242
Kek,

but actually the story of Aladdin was literally set in China before Disney made that movie

>>42887210
>What Mode is Gaston and how would I achieve it?

Synthol, lots of it.

>>42889142
He threw an old man out onto the street in the middle of winter after he was asked to save his daughter

>>42890470
It was only set in China because to the people who made the story, China was a faraway, exotic land. The China described in the 'original' story bears no resemblance to the real thing.

>>42887210
When I was a kid he was always my favorite Disney character, wanted to be like him.

>>42890638
Beast locked his dad up for eternity for picking a flower.

Gaston was right to think the old man was a bumbling imbecile. Why should gaston risk his life because of the rantings of a lunatic for a girl which has repeatedly shunned his advances.

>>42888759
All that proves is that Belle was mentally ill and didn't deserve Gaston, because that bitch fell in love with the beast in his ANIMAL FORM without even knowing he used to be a human prince. Meaning she's not as innocent as Gaston thought, she's literally into bestiality.

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>>42888902
>Fucking, why are white women such cancer even in fiction?
Wow, it's almost like Disney is owned by kikes and they alter these ancient European folk stories into propaganda designed to corrupt the youth?
Beauty and the Beast was one of the earliest films post-Jewish takeover of Disney.

>>42890197
No? The original tale takes place in Persia, so they would have been Zoroastrians. But once again, Jews took over Disney and decided to shill Islam to the west.