What is the best way to annoy or heckle other gym users?

>>42885477
Copy their routine except always do slightly more weight and a few reps extra.
Also grunt loud enough for them to hear you.

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>>42885477
I can already tell that everyone who comes in contact with you are annoyed anyway, so keep doing what you are doing op

By deadlifting 7pl8 for 5x5

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>>42885546
im gonna steal all ur weights while ur in the terlet

>>42885477
Do a circuit that uses every weight and piece of equipment in the gym for one rep. Do side-jumps between machines.

>>42885477
ask to work in on cable machine then take 10 minutes reconfiguring it and put on different attachments every set

go to the gym with some mates and claim the only squat rack. Then each take a turn doing 5x20 warmup air squats, one at a time before you even touch the barbell.

Or just move someones towel and drink bottle off equipment and start using it when they are taking a break

speaking from experience

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put the fives and tens behind the 45s
i'm gonna go apeshit the day i find out who's doing it at my gym

There was this gym goer that used to sing his headphone songs the whole time and wouldn't talk to anyone that used to go to my gym. Hated that guy.