Remember kids: Don't stick your dick in it.

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The absolute madman

>>42879260
Autsch!

>>42879249
I knew this would be posted here

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>Don't stick your dick in it
>implying I'd be able to if I wanted to
Fucking dicklets, man...

>>42879260
am i supposed to be able to speak german?

>2.5 kg

fucking DYELs I swear
I do 2pl8 dick curls for reps goddamnit

>>42879260
You recognize the most important parts
-2,5kg
-penis

Someone was stuck with his penis inside a nice tight plate hole (hng) and fire department hat to cut him out

>>42879249
Viagra is on hell of a drug.

>>42879249
This. Use barbell weights

>>42879260

I don't understand how it could get in but not out. Just wait till it's completely flaccid. Seems fake.

>>42879815
You're a fucking moron. How the fuck do you think people get stuck anywhere? Its more than possible to get in but not out..

Do you even know how dicks work?

>>42879836

A flaccid dick is very moldable. Just squeeze it together and push it out.

But now I think I figured out why he couldn't get it out.

1. He put it in almost flaccid.
2. He got an erection.
3. The constriction from the plate-hole worked as a penis-ring, trapping the blood so it couldn't become completely flaccid.

That's the only reasonable explanation.

Just tried this. Barely managed to force it in, got hard, the plate split. Now I need a new plate. Thanks a lot, assholes.

>>42879634
TFW grower

>>42879815
Hey dude I'm going to be nice and explain how a penis works instead of insulting you. The artery bringing blood into the penis runs essentially right through the middle, deep under the skin. The veins taking blood back towards the heart are all on the surface.

This is the fundamentals behind a cock ring. By applying pressure to the surface of the penis you can prevent a net outflow of blood. If you stick your flaccid dick in a small enough hole, you will never be able to physically lose the erection. This can be very dangerous and cause permanent damage and erectile dysfunction.