SAY MY NAME

>>42876024
>“We like cuddling! Muscles are disgusting! We don’t like men who are obsessed with the gym! We want to look better than the man!” they would say.

>At this point, I started getting annoyed with their behavior, and asked them the following question:

>“What type of man are you looking for?”

>They paused for a second, and replied “Well, obviously a nice guy that’s going to treat us with respect, and who can communicate in a way that does not offend us.”

>At this moment, I had a big smirk on my face, knowing damn well that what I was about to say next would cause them to flip out.

>“So then why do you cheat on your boyfriends for asshole guys like me?” I exclaimed.

>They were silent for a few seconds, and then suddenly went full bitch mode.

>“You’re such an asshole, Alex! You don’t talk to a lady like that! Go fuck yourself! You don’t know what a woman likes!” they screamed.

>Of course, their words didn’t faze me.

>I just sat there in a calm and collected fashion, as I sipped on my cool glass of lemonade.

>After about 5 minutes of them ranting at me, I cut them off and said “So when are we fucking? Next Tuesday or next Saturday?”

>They quickly glanced at each other, as their eyes and mouths widened.

>“What did you just say???” they barked.

>“You heard me. Are we fucking next Tuesday or next Saturday?”

>Interestingly enough, they started giggling and eventually began playing my game.

>They would say things like “You are so bold! You are so bad! You are something else!”

>Just as expected, they were coming on to me.

damn...
what. a. badass. fucking epic bro.

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>>42876024
Litrali Hu

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>>42876024
Egg YOKED

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>>42876114
When did he say this?

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Your name is on the memorial wall of the very building you attacked. I will have it struck off. Soon, your past will be as non-existent as your future. I'll never see you again.

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>>42876114
does he claim this actually happened? ive never met girls who talk like that
>we want a guy who can communicate in a way that does not offend us
blatantly made up

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>>42876170
pretty sure this is from an article he wrote on his website

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>>42876248
so what you're telling me, is he wants people to read this?

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>Anyone who trains for aesthetics most likely knows about Zyzz.

>Although he died at the young age of 22 in 2011, he left a legacy behind.

>This legacy was the aesthetic lifestyle.

>The whole point of it is that you must look extremely aesthetic (usually shredded) and go partying on a daily basis.

>The body allows you to pick up hot women (gangas) with ease, and gives you social status that non-aesthetic people can never hope to achieve.

>Zyzz used to say that when you have aesthetics, you can get away with anything.

>Being aesthetic also makes people admire the physique, which sparks jealousy in all who don’t lift weights; Hence the quote ”u mirin brah?”

>Of course, it includes the usage of heavy drugs as well (which is why many of these people die young) but nonetheless if you want to look like Zyzz I can help you do that.

>Now, I am aware that Zyzz used performance enhancing substances (and a lot of it too), but the good news is that his physique was actually attainable naturally.

>This means that with a few years of hard work, you too can look like Zyzz.

>This is not an exaggeration either.

>Heck, I remember the first time I saw his physique. I was absolutely amazed.

>Nowadays I look at his body and think to myself ”Holy crap, I actually did it. I have managed to look like Zyzz”.