Friday Night /fit/ Feels

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>>42875731
I feel like shit guy
i just cheated on my gf. being a sick cunts not fun

>>42875757
What lead up to this point?

workout was ok, been chasing a pump lately to change things up a bit from standard pl training. was fun for a bit but now it's getting boring.

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>>42875777
she had an asthma attack recently and it got me stressed out.
my friend had a party and i'd thought id unwind but then there were this 10/10 sloot who i told i had a gf and she said she had a bf and my dick though "well if were both being shit heads who care" and i did it with this bitch and now i'm at home thinking about weather i should say anything or not and i kinda want to drink my pain away

>>42875814
Glad I'm not the only one who feels disgusting after sleeping around. Probably can't offer any useful advice though sorry

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>>42875831
what worse was i was a virgin and she still is

lifts been okay
started at a new gym

i'm currently torn between working more (build my resume and get a bit more money) or not

>>42875814
>"W-WELL AS LONG AS I CN FUG :DD:D"

Get off this board, you literal child. Can't stand twats like you.

>>42875851
fuck you i can squat what you deadlift
but on a serious note stress does shit to you. when i saw my gf collapse i thought she straight up died

>>42875870
And that's why you cheated on her?

Face it. You're a fucking twat.

>>42875814
You're going to have to fucking tell her you complete and utter mong!

She was the one who had the asthma attack and its stressed YOU out?? Oh poor you, and your wittle fee fees. So after your gf had this asthma attack you decided to be there for her by putting your dick into some unfaithful slut?

YOU'RE GARBAGE. You have no pain, she is the one with pain. Fucking tell her you gigantic bellend.

REEE

>>42875757
green text?

>>42875842
OH MY FUCKING GOD, OKAY FUCKING LEAVE HER NOW. YOU BETTER FUCKING TELL HER AND THEN LEAVE HER SHE DESERVES SO MUCH BETTER, YOU FUCKING LOSER CREEP ASSHOLE CUNT, OH MY FUCKING GOD!

I wish there was some way I could contact her to tell her, you absolute nasty person.

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>>42875879
>>42875881
guys come on
we always preached about banging bitches left and right and i was the one who tried it and now i feel bad
brb going to liquor store

>>42875901
NOBODY FUCKING CARES ABOUT YOU FEELING BAD. TELL HER RIGHT NOW.

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>>42875731
>that boy who still feels

>>42875731
Workout was good, thanks for asking man! PR'd at 240x4 bench press, which I'm super stoked about. Also got some new track pants, which I am equally stoked about.

Tonight I'm having a few brews, but tomorrow am gonna go ham at this uni-run music festival.

I fucked up by breaking up with my long-term, long-distance relationship before coming here.

couldn't go to gym so i did a body weight routine
>>42875757
dick head

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My workout was inexistent today, drove my brother to the bus station, it's a bit far away, and after running some errands I was left with no time to gym, as I work after. I had little sleep so it would have been a shitty workout anyways. Rest of the week pretty good, raising the weights I lift.

Also, I'm done with my gym's tard trainer, going to hop onto ICF5x5 this Monday, can't wait.

As per plans, today one of my neighbors/friends is celebrating his bday with ribs n beer and basically a cheat night.
Tomorrow I'll meet with mother and sister, going to get me a nice suit for my brother's graduation. More drinking at night because Canelo's fight and because Mexican holiday.
Sunday I'll go to the aquarium with my gf, then I'll fuck her while training her asshole with these lovely pink beads she loves so much.

Somewhere in between I'll work on my thesis so I can finally finish college. And think of new products to design for work. All in all, feelin' fine.

Fapped 3 times today and I'm feeling guilty, I don't know what came over me.

What about you, OP?

>>42875901
>we
Nigga you fuck bitches and shit when NOT in a relationship, specially not one where she's as emotionally involved as I feel she is.
You are a bad person, and should make amends asap.

>>42875814
Don't tell you her, you mong. You're only human. Just don't do it AGAIN. That's not an excuse; decent people learn from their mistakes.

>>42875901
There's a reason why
>tfw no gf
is a thing. It's the commitment we can't do

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Just took a hit of acid boys, AMA about to go into the next dimension

>>42875955

do you have pot on hand? i cant trip without pot. it makes it so much more fun.

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Ran 5k in 26 minutes today which is a huge improvement from 34 minutes when I first started jogging a few months ago
Going to boot camp next year for the Navy since I hate uni so at least I have something to look forward to

Now I just have to find a girl to talk to me

>>42875913
How's your chest looking?

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>>42875955
Check'd. Mind giving me an honest opinion on current body as you're tripping balls? 6'1" 195lbs 3 weeks SS. Also, enjoy your trip!

>>42875814
join a church and immediately confess to your gf with complete deliberation anon

>>42875757

Men "cheating" on women is completely natural and fine. Women cheating means they are sluts.

And I'm dead serious.

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Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBZ78RBQ6ZI

>How was your work
About to hit the gym. ever since going on a cut my squats felt like shit

>plans for the weekend
i got 3 interview lined up this week so at least im making some life gains but still no gf and friends

>Got any feels to get off your chest
i wish i was working back at that grocery store. even though the pay wasnt good the people there were cool. working in a office is boring af

>>42875955
u dont get an ama

>>42875955
what are you going to watch

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>>42875967
don't enjoy the dude lmao

>>42875936

this

what's done is done you'll only cause her pain OP

this is a learning experience for you. that shitty feeling? your burden. stay faithful and never feel it again

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>>42875814
>Well if we're both being shit heads who cares
Also, only tell her if there's a chance she will find out. If she wont find out otherwise then you're just hurting her but if she will find out without you telling her then you better be the person she hears it from.

>>42875978
Looking good mate, cut some weight, work arms more and you will be beating the ladies off with a stick.

i was gonna cheat day tomorrow and go to the local diner and get a malt shake and a cheeseburger but tonight i got drunk and just hounded some fajitas and half a pint of halo top.

should i do it anyway?

>>42875936
>>42875987
>>42876004

omg literally just fucking kys

they were both virgins and this asshole just cheats on her because HE was stressed out that SHE fucking collapsed. WHAT THE FUCK

She has a right to know and to save her virginity for some other guy who will treat her right. You see guys like this is what turns girls into complete sluts. She will find out later that he cheated on her, maybe after she gives her virginity to him and then it will become a shitty experience and she will just assume all men are the same and do the same thing all other whores do.

You men are the problem. Gas yourselves.

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>>42875998
Probably go for a nature walk with some friends soon.

>>42875831
>>42875851
>>42875881
>>42875936
>>42875982

What is this nu-male crap?

What the fuck has this board turned into? Reddit?

You guys are pathetic white knight nu-male idiots and you should feel ashamed of yourselves.

That guy just fucked a random slut. SO FUCKING WHAT. He is a man. He has the dick, he is the leader of society. He can do whatever he wants to do. Atleast thats what happens on the land where I come from. And guess what. We don't have all that feminazi anti-patriarchy shit you got into your cucksheds called "Western Europe" and "USA"

Whats next? /fit/izens start supporting womyn rights?

>>42876021
Thanks m8
Popeyemode time

>>42876040
This is why you're a manlet and you'll never make it. You might deny this, and reply about how much of a chad you are. But you have no gf and no life.

>>42876029

Chill out faggot. Telling her is only going to make her feel like shit. She isn't going to come running into your arms and offer herself to you. You are the one who needs to kill himself. Op just needs to dump the prude so he can bang sluts with a clean conscience. Plus there's no point to being with chicks who have asthma. You just end up with kids who are wheezy little faggots.

Gas the kikes! Race war now!

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alright cheating anon here
got some bacardi here
so apparently there is a divide between telling her or not so i'll just keep it hush hush
she had other boyfriends so i might be stretching by saying i have a pass.
i'll make it up to her by planning a trip to somewhere

>>42876040
Would you cheat on your feeble, asthma-ridden girlfriend? Or would you go over to her house, push her up against the wall and fuck her until she gets better?

>>42875976
Like fucking ass. Chestgap for goddamn days.

>>42876071

Nah dude, you gotta dump her. Definitely don't tell her, but you gotta end it. You will puss out and tell her. I can tell, because you seem like a soppy vagina. Dump her, bang sluts, race war now.

>>42876071

>I just fucked a slut
>Woah I'll get drunk and try to forget

Man I swear..that estrogen in water has pussyfied men

>>42876073

I would stick my dick down her throat while she is gasping for air for ultimate suction.

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Acid bro here, can you degenerates cool it for a second reading this shit is harshing my high. ;)

>>42876103

Acid is fun. It's like really strong magic mushrooms without any of the wanting to puke.

>>42876089
if i forget like >>42876094 here thinks then i won't need to worry

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>>42876103
just for you anon

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Cuck/humiliation fetish. I'm already in love with this girl. How do I pull this broad?

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>started doing mma club at uni
>started giving eye contact with girls as I walk by
>been getting smiles back
>getting close to my goal body from the beginning
>need more biceps still but I have my routine down

As much as I can get into depression ruts, I think I'm going to make it.
NEVER GIVE UP!!! NEVER SURRENDER!!!!


I wish you boys way more than luck and I will always be here when it gets shit. No homo

>>42876067
I can see it from her point of view. If some guy I was with act like how this fucktard acted I would want to fucking know so I could get the fuck out of there. Yeah I might feel like shit for a day but then I'll fucking be so fucking thankful I didn't fuck this arsehole. Are you kidding me. He's going to ruin her if he stays with her.

>>42876071
FUCKING TELL HER AND FUCK OFF YOU ABSOLUTE BLOODY PERIOD RAG.

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>>42876123
Thanks dude, thats cool as fuck

>>42876117

But you won't, and she will probably find out anyway. So you can break up with her now, or wait until she breaks up with you. At least if you do it now, when her and her friends find out her friends won't think you're a scumbag for cheating on her, staying with her, and not telling her. You might be able to bang some of them. Plus you won't have to wait as long to try and bang some of them. Let's face it, if this girl really meant anything to you, you wouldn't have fucked some slut while your missus was at home wheezing for air. I'm not saying you shouldn't have done it, but at least be a man and do half the right thing...

>>42876115

I was thinking about the first time I did acid the other night. It really was one of the most magical and eye opening experiences of my life. Sometimes when everything is really still and quiet I can almost put myself back in my friends apartment, smoking cigs non-stop, seeing the world like we were literally children again. To have that kind of amazement and bewilderment of the simplest little things for the first first time all over again, like someone pulled the veil from over your eyes and you were seeing it all fresh. It was a new perspective. It felt like I was falling in love. Just the three of us, tripping balls and drawing pictures for each other, and then walking around on our citys streets at like 4 am, then sitting on the parking garage and watching the world slowly wake up and come to life. Fuck me. It almost makes me sad. I wish I could experience something like that again.

It's never the same as your first time. Thanks for reading my blog post. I'm a little drunk.

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>>42876103
sorry bro

>>42876126

Fall out of love. RIGHT NOW! Run as fast as you can.

She will only fuck you up mentally (and maybe literally)

>>42875757
christ mate don't be such a pussy about it. you got some cunt good for you. i cheat on my girlfriends relentlessly. get as much as you can lad cause one day nobodys gonna wanna fuck you and all you'll have left is the highlight reel from your younger days.

>>42876136

This is why men shouldn't take estrogen. Seriously dude, just settle for being a femboy or trap. You don't have to take it all the way...

>>42876159
why is this board full of absolute trash

>>42876150

I remember my first time. I was fucked out of my mind, 13 years old, and the cops showed up while we were drinking and smoking hash joints in a park. We ended up hopping fences and I gouged my leg on a chain link fence. I was bleeding like crazy, but I didn't mind. After we lost the cops we hung out at the edge of a wheat field and watched it sway back and forth. It was a magical evening.

>>42876150
okay
i'll tell her that her attack scared me and how i might not be ready for something this stressful or something

>>42876194
WEAK
LITTLE
BETA
BITCH

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>>42876150
DUDE ACID LMAO

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>>42876128
My college's mma club folded after my freshman year. I miss it a lot

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>>42875731
>How was your workout today?
Great, think I'm finally breaking through a deadlift plateau

>Got any plans for the weekend?
Going on a 5k run with gf

>Got any feels to get off your chest?
The sound of silence that is living on your own has started to bother me. If there isn't any background noise or music, I start to panic internally

>>42876154
Come on bro. You think I can't handle a little narcissist/psychopath. My mothers a sociopath and look how i turned out

>>42876150
I did acid like 10 times this summer. i always laugh at faggots who think they had an epiphany and "now understand" the universe.
>protip
you were on drugs
but the beach is fucking magical when youre tripping desu

>>42876194

Naw don't do that. She will think it's her fault and beg you not to. Tell her you want freedom to do what you like and you just aren't very into her. Let's face it, you don't have the right to make her feel this is her fault. Unless she's Jewish. If she is Jewish, cheat on her a few more times and take her virginity before you tell her about all the girls you fucked.

Just kidding, never fuck a Jew. Or a nigress.

>>42876226

You will do to yourself more harm than good.
Whats even the point of trying to save her?
She is a lost case. She will probably go fuck strangers and tell you about it.

There are literally million girls out there. Try to find a normal one.

>>42876246

>girls
>normal one

Found the virgin

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>>42876211

Hey you DYEL faggots, post your friday night song.

song always at 1.25 to increase power.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohQ-8KbYv9c

>>42876246
But I'm fucked up too anon.

>>42875842
fuck that's brutal

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just got a girlfriend
>>42875757
>>42875814
good job you fucking idiot

>>42876271

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4jBDnYE1WjI

I don't know why, but it's my favourite song to put on when I start to party. Not even my kind of music.

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>>42875731
I am smoking weed and eating butternut squash and playing Eternal / Div: OS2, and trying to keep myself distracted from dwelling on my oneitis while drowning in the misery that is sapience. At least my lifts are going up!

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>>42876271
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BO72Lg7OZ6U&t=451s

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>>42875955
Hey nigger, shut everything off and just listen to this. Pitch black. Good luck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQhYKN2L7oQ

>>42876271
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-lU7A4Jfmg

>>42876271
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nMzkOX8yfo

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Broke my arm in a fight i had
will green text of you care
>>42875757
pic is for you

>>42876239

Literally that's not what I said you braindead moron. Go fuck yourself.

>>42876273

Okay then, have fun listening to her how she swallowed some random guy's sperm last night.

>>42876259

Well, all women are stupid, selfish etc, but I doubt all of them have cuckold fantasies

>>42876311

If you feel disgusted because he feels bad, go ahead and greentext.

If you feel disgusted because he cheated, no one wants to hear about you saved some poor maiden from her evil white oppressor boyfriend and didn't get laid...

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>>42876311
You win the fight at least?

this is my third week of taking shit serious, been walking for about 45 minutes now, at 3.5 random hill. started slow and built up from 25 minutes to 45 minutes. im gonna keep this up until I lose enough weight where it wont effect my shins, knees from running. started at 238 down to 230.

this weekend? nothing planned. going out with my son to the parks, maybe treating him to chuck e cheese.

feels? wish i had a womans touch desu.

>>42876323

They are all retarded in their own special way, unlike us men who are generally retarded in only 6 or 7 different ways as a group.

>>42876324
you need to go back to your containment board

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>>42876040
Enjoy your time at Hogwarts, virgin bitch.

>>42876340

I stopped going to /ck/ when people on there stopped cooking.

>girl in the office
>been hanging out for almost a year now
>know about each other
>late night texts
>travel together, sometimes just us, sometimes with her friends
>she's just way too sweet and kind to everyone
>would just ask me to sometimes walk around the office area together
>last week we did just that, when she was about to go up (I was about to leave), I almost confessed
>opened the elevator 3 times
>all I could let out was a sigh
I'm 24, she's 30, she's also never been in a relationship ever. She does charity work and all that fancy shit while I do fuck all and only worry about myself.
Fuck it brehs. Feelings suck dick.

>>42876335
its gonna start increasing exponentially until you see yourself transformed. of course itll level off at some point but youll already be a sexy hunk of many by then. enjoy your lean gainz sir.

>>42876271
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgN93sItqPE

>>42875901
I didn't read your story, but one thing is for sure, if you actually regret what you did and vow to never do it again, and if you actually want to stay with your girl, do not tell her about it.
If you tell her about it, that shadow over her doubting anything you do or say will never disappear.

>>42876362

fucking estrogen...

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>>42876363
Gucci has so much surprising good shit, granted he has an insane amount of material.

>>42876362
thanks, until i lose enough fat ill start lifting, im aiming 90 days of cardio then lift. whats your recommendation? whats your routine?

>>42876154
What do you mean by "literally" fucking him up?

>>42876379

He is dating a virgin and he lost his virginity to some slut after bailing on his girlfriend because she was having an asthma attack. I'm in the boat for dumping her but not telling her.

>>42875731
did today I had an amazing workout. everything just clicked, hit all my lifts like a boss. feel fucking euphoric! I even caught a cute milf checking me out on the way back to my car. hope everyone else is having a badass day at the fucking gym!

>>42876355
i hate to tell you this but she knows, and when you tell her she's going to be so disappointed that it's over. not even saying that she's using you or any of that beta cuck nonsense, but what you have with her IS special, and it's very much NOT a romantic relationship. if you ever bring that up, it's going to shatter the whole thing, she's going to have to move on but you'll have meant something to her. the key is not to be a weirdo and just smile and move on yourself, maybe catch her eye once in a while and smile in an everything's-ok sort of way, just don't be weird or angsty or angry, just let it go gracefully and be happy you had this thing that made your heart all aflutter.

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>>42876310
Post malone with another one, DAMMMMMMBN

>>42875731
need to get out of the house and away from my toxic family, all they do is be depressed about everything and it's a downer.

but I've been unemployed for 5 years so I don't even know what the fuck I'm doing with my life

I work retail and due to my POS software being shit I lost $25 off a customer's gift card. Idk why but I feel like complete shit from that even though he didn't care. Depression is fun
Bout to lift in my home gym after my 10pm sip though. Off tomorrow, feels good

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>>42876324
>>42876327
well /pol/ bro you like this
>be me
> be in bar with friends
> both are very republican while i'm Democrat (but we're still cool)
>often discus topics of politics
>one is a powerlifting boxer (also gymbro) while the other is a regular joe( i'm talking dress shirt business casual every time i see him)
>in bar taking about wall and free health care
> suddenly huge black guy and a hispanic dude come up and start to yell at friends
> ask them to calm down
> joe gets up and is i guess trying to leave
> black guy punches him
> gymbro punches black guy
> shit bar fight mode activated
> i get up and punch the Hispanic who had some weird stance
> suddenly he grabs my are
> fall to the ground with him
> hear a wet, gruesome pop
> this asshole just landed on my shoulder and dislocated it
> we run out, me grabbing my arm in extrem pain as we're chased by now five people (black guys friends maybe?)
>get in car and drive to hospital
> no have arm in sling typing with one hand
no we didn't win

>>42876407

Dude if you have been living at your parents home unemployed for 5 years you're the toxic one and it's no wonder they hate you.

>>42876355
Go for it. Fuck being friends with girls. Either date them or don't.

I want to text my oneitis so bad just to hang out or something.
But I won't because I know she'll say she can't because she's going out to some party tonight.

I've finally concluded that hookups don't make me feel good about myself.
Loneliness has always been my worst enemy but I just can't seem to get over it.

>>42876426
only way to do it if you want to be honest with yourself

>>42876418

The important thing is that it taught you a lesson about how people who aren't white aren't really people.

>>42876418
How's that diversity treating you?

>sprained ankle last sunday
>supposed to compete tomorrow
>still not sure if I should or not

idk guys I want to compete but I kind of need my ankle

>>42876427

The problem is you want to be with your oneitis. Find the girl who thinks you are her oneitis. That's the girl who will make you happy.

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>>42876441
>>42876439
I'm a brown guy though
joe is fine as he was on the floor and gymbro was pretty beat but i was getting kicked with an already broken arm

>>42876323
Id love to here the girl I love is cheating on me.

>>42876450
Either way it'll suck dick.
Having someone be in love with you more than you are with them feels just as shit as vice versa.

Was out in the club with work mates and it was hella fun.
Unti ...

>black guy comes up, pretty ripped
>pushed my 45 yo work mate and some girl together, wanting the to hit it off
>tell him hes married with kids, in an entertained way
>he says it's okay, he just has to use a condom
>we both laugh
>he comes up with that kind if handshake motion, pulls on my arms and tries to pull really hard etc.
>I easily have 30kg on him so it's not really effective
>he gets mad and tell me he could break my nose and emberass me
>tell him I'm sorry (like a bitch) and don't mean to fight

He kept coming up to me on the dancefloor and whispered "vagina" into my ear, kek.
I just left with a "Yeah, whatever dude".
I kind of feel like a gigantic loser, miserable.
I have no doubt that he could actually knock me out, i mean noone would be that cocky without something to back it up and i have no clue how to fight,.
Kind of thinking of getting into some basic martial arts, could be a good thing to pick up for general self confidence.

>>42876455

so... pajeet?

First week of the gym trying SS out, feels bad man, my form is garbage and for my smp I could only do 15 lb a side.

Other than that I'm still motivated to keep working out, hoping to meet people at the gym and hopefully learn more.

>>42876475
yeah
but friends were white so thats probably why they were targeted

>>42876293

This gave me cancer

>>42876465

Only if you don't actually love that girl. The girl who loves you more than you love her is great for getting knocked up.

>>42875731
We met on bumble. Fixed her a picnic and took her to a drive in movie for a double feature. Stayed between her legs until she came almost every session. Did another picnic for the fourth of July. I'm in shape, drove out to see her for just a few hours.. Then nothing. No text back, like she was kidnapped but I knew she was fine because her fit bit steps kept updating.


Why fit? Why did this happen? i swear the next girl is getting her fucking heart chewed up and spat out, I didn't deserve this.

>>42876355
Why has she never been in a relationship? Just confess, she's 30 she'll take anything, come on anon

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>>42876402
>>42876426
>>42876434
This post of hers is making me crazy. I'll be asking her out for another weekend trip and I'll ask her out then.
Whatever it takes right Pianoman?

>>42876423
touche

now tell me how to get a new job with a shit resume

>>42876484

That's kind of the point. We usually snort mdma and do 5 shots in 3 minutes when we put it on.

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>>42875842

>>42876515
oh... she's a fucking faggot bro, next time you see her, flip her the bird and tell her to sit on it & spin. what a cunt. and i'm >>42876402

>>42876525

Manual labor in a remote location. Working in a mine or in the gas and oil industry. If American, try Alaska. If Canadian, try Ft. McMurray. If European, good luck finding a job...

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sup bruhs, hit a new milestone yesterday weighed in at 319lbs, down from 325 last week. Started doing 1000 calorie sessions of cardio every day after work on 15 incline and 3.0 speed. Will report how back this time next week seeing if it makes a huge difference or not.

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Just realized it was friday. Im lost in my own world.

>>42876355
been with one like that too bro, and i didn't treat her good enough because i was a selfish piece of shit. one of my big regrets.

>>42876390

She might want to dominate him with a strapon

>>42876579

If it makes you feel better, I'm 12 days into a 24 day work shift.

>>42876462

C
U
C
K

>>42876514
She has had a ton of men ask her out, some even in the same workplace as us, she just turns them all down. I don't even know why. Lately she's been hinting about finding someone, and that if she does it better be the one she'll marry because she's already 30, and that by 30 it's all downhill for women.
Or was she really hinting? Could it have just been just because we're close enough that she feels it's fine to talk about love and marriage while being alone together, sitting on the sand by the beach, at 2 am?
>>42876541
Breh I just sent her a message, asked her if she's free next weekend.

>>42876632

Good luck anon. Keep us posted on her replies or lack thereof

>>42876632
a message, i'm sure that's what she dreamed of from her prince charming. a limp-wristed pantywaist message.

>>42876632
Did she tell you that she turns them down, or have you witnessed this for yourself?

>>42876632
"Never been in a relationship" = getting fucked by Tyrone and his friends on the reg.

>>42876632
she doesn't like you, idiot. you're her confidant. you're a little baby to her. if you ever confess to her it will be like "awww, sweetie."

>>42876632
>sent her a message

Damn dude, you just fucked it up

>>42875814
think about someone other than yourself lmao ur gf literally had an asthma attack and you're out partying?? I hope she breaks up with you m8, honestly

tell her and apologize and accept she might not forgive you. At least take.consolation in realizing the.value relationships hold beyond sex, even lackluster sex is made up for in the little moments you have as people

But whatever dude, you're an asshole who's now branded a cheater; you can't change that, but you can move on

Does alcohol raise your testosterone if you feel amazing after drinking? It's supposed to raise estrogen, but if you get laid with a random and have an awesome time with your buddies wouldn't that raise testosterone?

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>>42876669
I've seen dicks follow her around, and some of these dicks have become passive aggressive towards me because we hang out way too much.

>>42876651
>>42876646
I'll report back before this month ends. The next time I post a pic like this it will be either with me with a huge shit eating grin or just eh.

>>42876707
>>42876719
While I'm very satisfied of our current situation, I can't help but feel like a huge retard if I missed a chance.

Well it was nice talking to you homos, you're my only outlet as I can't really tell anyone about this specially since my friends are either really far away or they work in the same place.

>>42876758
yeah the testosterone particles peek out of your ear and if they see you really bro-ing out they grow

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>>42875731
>been doing well with lifting, work diet etc. and pretty happy the past few months
>start getting depressed 2 weeks ago
>been drinking more
>eating much less (3500kcal bulk, but eating at a deficit this past week)
>always tired at work
>feels like it's gonna be a bad bout

I don't know if I can claw back out of this one fellas.

>>42876793
suck my dick then faggot, i promise it's full of magical happy juice

I turned down several invitations to go out and have a normal social life. Instead I went to the gym and am now staring at pictures of Megumin. I am happy with my choices and glad that I am at a place in life where I can do this, given the option

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>>42875842
Please exit world via balcony

>>42876779
So funny bro you should be a comedian

>meet girl of my dreams
>we hit it off instantly
>think she's literally the one
>go on a date
>have an amazing time
>afterwards she's distant, doesnt respond much
>seems overall disinterested
>we both cut off contact for a few weeks
>assume she just wasn't really into me
>feel like shit for a while
>she texts me tonight
>"i miss you anon! lets hang out soon"

BITCH FUCK

what the fuck do i do? i dont want to restart this cycle all over again.

>>42876842
tell her to bite your bone

>>42876842
What you posted
BITCH FUCK OFF
Don't even bother replying.

>>42876842
She's playing you. Move on

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father called me a failure again...

>>42876835
wow good job that's the only thing you could have said to hurt my feelings

>>42876801
hey man, try not being angry towards strangers on the internet

>>42876842
don't fucking reply to her ever again

>>42876854
>>42876851
>>42876849

but what if shes just shy and actually into me and i'm blowing my one chance at happiness

she mentioned when we first met that she just got out of a heavy long term relationship. what if shes just going slow?

fuck me

>>42875842
You fucked up dude. If you have any dignity you'd break up with her

>>42876874
>she mentioned when we first met that she just got out of a heavy long term relationship.
There you have it. She probably just got done by Jamal last week and now needs someone to comfort her again.
Wake the fuck up homie.

>>42876893

you're right
onto the next i guess

>>42876874
"Going slow" means she's going to Fuck around and have fun, and if you continue you will be sitting around waiting until she's done fucking multiple guys. She will probably text you about them too and by the time she's ready to go into another relationship you'll be just a gay friend

>>42876859
everyone fails in life. don't let anyone tell you'll always be a failure. you need to move forward and try to be better than you were yesterday.

>>42876442
You're gonna do poorly in your event and fuck up your ankle even more. It's a fragile joint and you'll need it for the rest of your life. Leave your pride at the door

Is there anything more uninteresting, obnoxious and ear rapey than snapchat videos of live concerts or people clubbing?

No one have, or will ever care to even watch your 10 second shitty, shaky, pixelated, loud, and obnoxious video, you human garbage.

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Just moved to Houston to start a nice job but feel fucking empty inside. Like every second I have the feeling that this is not the right place for me. Also, just got my 5K under 24mins fug ya.

>>42876859
Fuck him dude, he's a shitty father. Don't live by anybody else's expectations. I have disappointed my Father Time and time and again and he has yelled at me, sworn at me, told me I'm a fucking idiot. But he's never told me I'm a failure and has always been there to help me make things right

If he's not helping you and mentoring you he's the one failing his obligations as a father. Fuck that dude anon, don't listen to him. You are not a failure, you will only truly fail when you give up

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>>42876920
Thinks anon I try not to let it bother me

>>42876946
Just delete that an all social media. I've felt so much better since I went offline, whenever I go back to look at that shit it just feels sickening that I used to post shit

>>42876859
what a cunt

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>>42875731
>how was my workout today
Great! Did chest day and some kickboxing as well as cardio!

>plans for the weekend
Nothing but studying and working out. I've got a test Thursday. If I can get a good amount of work done I might go watch the UFC fight with some of the kickboxing club people. Or I might drink with some Friends.

>feels
I did a tarot card reading on Wednesday with some friends and it really sketched me out. My future was the five of swords. The five of swords is a card of arrogance, over ambition, win at all costs. Essentially winning but you lose things important to you. I was really Considering running for political office when I graduated uni in spring. My biggest worry about running for office was that I'd change and lose my friends and family for being a scum sucking politican.

It's probably nothing. But worrying about the cost of success and getting the five of swords as my future was spooky as shit.

>>42877012
It was probably just a warning anon. Go ahead and run for office, but always keep that warning in the back of your head lest you let your arrogance get the best of you

>>42876842
stop being a needy little bitch?

>>42875814
Dude, I've done some dumb shit with because of girls before, but you're a fucking cunt.

>>42876874
Take the risk, unrequited love is better than loneliness

>>42875757
I cheated on my girlfriend for about six continuous months because I felt lonely.

>>42875842
Just leave her and tell her you cheated. She deserves better and it won't be you. You can be a better person in the future and work hard to do so, but not in that relationship. We want the world to treat us how we would like to be treated.

I cheated on two girls who didn't know I was with the other, they both ended up cheating on me and I was crushed. That's just karma. I wish I would have been man enough to tell them but it doesn't matter now because they're both gone. Let her know and then block her after you've assured her that you're not lying. She needs to know the truth and you have to be the one to tell her. I'm sorry it happened this way but you've caused it and need to rectify the wrong.

>>42877042
No it's not. It's more eventful, it's more interesting, but it's not better

>>42876632

Maybe she is feeling the same for you. I hope all goes well.

>hit deadlift pr
>Got sushi
>Smoked some pot
>Played Dark Souls 3
>Smoked some pot
>Ate a pizza (1500cals, the bulk of my daily intake besides some oats)
>played Shadow Mordor
>Smoked some more pot
Going to sleep now. Day well spent senpai

>>42876470
Don't feel bad anon. The nog was trying to prove something. You were the bigger man (literally) by not sinking to his chimp level

>tfw sitting on the same chair, doing the same thing I do every Friday night
>shitposting on /k/ and /fit/, contemplating hiring a hooker again before jerking off with or without porn and getting stoned before crying myself to sleep

At least Im lifting seriously now...

>>42877114
Congrats, you have fallen for the "everybody is out having fun but me" meme. They're not, 90% of people go out because of fear of missing out, and not everybody is going to a rage every week like you see on tv. Who cares if you stay in

>>42877114
change more

>>42877092
good thing you added that disclaimer to your pizza intake since we're all your daddies and totally give a shit about what you eat

>>42877135
A bit of a situation in my case however, I live in a developing city so there really isn't much to do out here. I used to go out with my friends when I was back in Oregon but now Im stuck here where the popular bar is also a gay bar and I don't swing that way.

There's a cool hookah lounge I'll go to every now and then though

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>>42875731
No booze because fat feelsbadman

>How was your workout today?
I had a friend of mine who majored in exercise science teach me some proper technique. I was just a small fish in a big pond tonight. He fucked me up. But I thank him for it.

>Got any plans for the weekend?
Gonna get coffee with a cute grill, work on moving all my shit to my new desk and organizing the cables

>Got any feels to get off your chest?
I'm deeply terrified when I stop cutting I will gain like 30 lbs

>>42877111
Yeah, I guess.
But it still feels kind of bad knowning that you could not possibly defend yourself if he chimped out on you right there.
It's not like I would like to actually fight him, it's just a good feeling to know that you can defend yourself.

>>42875842
nice one bro. fuck all these faggots. what she doesn't know won't hurt her. fuck bitches

>>42877153
Then why do you feel bad about not going out if there's nowhere to go?

Saturday morning now but

Went to a friend's place last night, didn't know half the people there but eventually started to get along with a few girls I've never spoken to before.

I and another girl were the only two sober people and we weren't really getting into the stupid shit everyone else was doing so we went outside and spoke for like an hour, I walked her home at like 2am, got her on FB too so that's cool.

Idk if she'll msg me or I should msg her first, not sure what to say really.

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>>42877221
Because I know deep down I could hop in my car and drive to the coast if I really want to go out and meet people but I won't because I'll probably just end up hanging out alone in a bar before passing out in my car or on the beach

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>tfw have 4 soccer games to referee tomorrow
>as of right now, two I'm still the only referee on
>meaning i may have to do these two games alone
>one is 12 year old girls, easy as fuck
>the other is 17-18 year old top level boys game and if i have to do this alone there will probably be 5 fights and call the cops

Eh, cleaned and bandaged my disabled mums infected shin, had a cigar in the rain which I enjoyed, watched American Horror Story, and decided I'm going to go out several nights per week to dance as part of my weight loss regime.

We have a few shitty clubs here, and ive been finding myself bored on an evening, so may as well go out and feel the nightlife.

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>>42877307
>12 year old girls, easy as fuck

>>42877223

'Hey. I feel like we hit it off last night. Want to go grab a drink/eat/movie with me tommorow?'

going to hang out with bros tomorrow and just fuck around playing fighting games with my friends in one of their basements per usual.
Don't forget those social gains /fit/

>>42877329

What's it like to love your mom?

>>42876426
Finally, a sensible man.

>>42875731
I'm depressed do I drink more or shitpost and chill? Having some vodka at the moment.

>>42877354
lol
dude don't say this. it would almost be better to say "i made a boom boom, mama change diapie?" and send a picture of your dick in a shat-up diaper.

>>42877354

I used to say "so what are we doing tomorrow?" Women like men who are assertive.

>>42875842
>le epic bait
Bravo lad. Made me kek

>>42875731
hey OP

im sad and want to die, but I have a close atomic family so I cant kill myself, god fucking damn it

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>>42875731
My life is a mess. I haven't worked out in weeks.

I want to change my life and find out what I really want to do in life. I want to get out of my shitty job and find something more professional, but I'm scared that if I did find a real professional job, I will fuck up it up and then be forced to go back to being a retailcuck. The fear of fucking up is strong and it kinda makes me feel lot more anxious. I don't even know what I want to do with my life desu . I just know that I do not want to be working at the same shitty store all my life. I'm most 24 yet I feel like I'm in my 30's. Time is fucking ticking and I got to find a stable career and find a gf so I can get married and have kids.

I just want to live that normie life, guys. That's all I want.

I spent the evening at work, had a brief "social hour" in which I didn't really talk to anyone because the attention was on something else and they were talking among themselves. On my way back from going to the store just now, I thought about how easy it would be to just hit the gas and wrap my car around a pole or hit an embankment and just be done feeling lonely all the time. I'm not friends with these people, despite how much I've tried to delude myself into thinking so. It's merely workplace proximity. I can't even lift to distract myself for the time being due to an injury. And I'm now tempted to drop out of the one social type activity I'll have for the next 6 weeks just because I don't want to feel completely alone while surrounded by people like I have been since the semester started

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Got work tomorrow, then watching my university play football. Gf is good, had sex and cuddled at the house tonight. Lifts are kinda stalling, but I'm adjusting to a new gym schedule.

pretty sure i just overheard my roommate's boyfriend coming on her face.
I'm gonna go buy a pack of cigarettes

>>42876470
>I mean noone would be that cocky without something to back it up
First time seeing a nigger?

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>>42875731
I used 35's on my squat tonight. I-It's not much I know.. but I'm making good progress and am gonna try for my goal of lmao1plate sqaut next week. I finally feel happy about my "strength" for once. I'm on my way brahs

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>>42875901
>we always preached about banging bitches left and right and i was the one who tried it and now i feel bad
maybe you shouldn't have done it while in a committed relationship fgt

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I'm excited that my fuck buddy is finally going to start doing squats. She has the ass to work with so it should look really good once she gets some more shape to it.

>>42878094
>tone up
Why are girls so dumb?

I'm god damn tipsy Mexico Independence day started today at 11 pm and I've been taking shots since 8 good and bad thing is I didn'teat to surpass my calories kek and I'm getting to the drunk point as I type this

>>42878099
> girls
It's normies my boy

>>42876040
>What the fuck has this board turned into? Reddit?
*Ding ding ding*
/fit/ has been a terrible place for a while now.

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>>42877141
Don't talk to me or my son ever again.

>>42875987
agreed

who calls it "cheating"? women

Men call it getting side pussy

>>42875842
scum

>>42875993
eat more protein

your squats will feel no difference if you go 200+ grams

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>>42875731

>How was your workout today?

Shitty. I had a rough shift at work, I'm enormously stressed out and I couldn't get good reps in anything but weighted dips. I've been doing 175 OHP for 5x5 reps but I had to drop to 135 today, i was all shaky at 255lb on bench and the decline bench was being hogged by garden variety hoodrats. I feel cheated.

>Got any plans for the weekend?

Work, lift. 3x12 hour shifts.

>Got any feels to get off your chest?

I'm really tired all the time and idk what to do with myself anymore. Work is making my loose my mind and I really just want to run away from the world.

I keep thinking about my ex after about two months. It still burns me up.

Been dating this girl for 6 months, i'm sending flowers to her work on Monday just because way back when we first dated she said no on has ever sent her flowers before. I put "Love Anon" on the card, haven't said I love you to her yet but I feel it. I feel like calling the flower place and asking them to change it. What do?

>>42878420
Just keep it. It's not really as big of a deal as you're making it out to be

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>>42876040
cheating on your gf = breaking the blue pill fantasy we are all chasing. Its a big step in one direction thats for sure

>>42878480
here here

>>42876239
>dumbing down a magical and wonderful experience to just "just being on drugs"

no wonder you're such a bitter and holier than thou cunt

>>42876355
do it anon. If not now then when?

>>42876569
Glad you're making it!

>tfw broke it off with a thot I was fucking yesterday
>Hang out with friend who I've liked for a while and her friend tonight
>We walk around town, I buy some shitty 3 shitty 5$ cigars, and we all smoke them in a little alleyway and talk
>Talk about sex a lot, constantly rubbing thighs with friend I like
>Sit on park bench, friend sits next to me, rests her legs against mine, leans on me a bit
>Didn't want to make a move cause her friend was with us, but she invited me to sleep with them in her dorm
>I refuse because I would be sleeping on the ground, but hang with them until 2 am
>Come back and shitpost about it on /fit/ because I'm giggly and feel like I have a crush for the first time in years
Wew boys, it was fun, hopefully I can get her alone soon. I don't even care about banging I just wanna hold her hand. Thanks /fit/, if it weren't for you showing me exactly what not to do I would still be a kissless virgin gymcel.

>>42875757
>Morality
Wew lad. Literally nothing matters, you did what you wanted, now sack up and live with it. Don't let guilt spook you.

what the fuck was i thinking

drinking alone literally

woke up and asking myself why she broke up, missing her
she hasn't read my text nothing
fml

>>42875731
Melancholic kind of feel today /fit/

>In love with a friend of mine, we had a "thing" but never dated
>She starts dating another guy and becomes more distant towards me
>This fucked me up emotionally, I became obsessed with this girl, became extremely depressed
>Yesterday I reconnect with a bunch of old mates and go out drinking, have a fucking awesome time
>Reminded of the importance of non romantic relationships and friendships
>Hang out with some girls too, they are awesome and down to earth
>Nothing happens between us but it reminded me that there are other better women out there that I just haven't met yet

I feel at peace right now, I've accepted being friendzoned by this girl and I guess I can just appreciate her as a friend too

Also I've started to look at other girls romantically again, I think I'm overcoming my crippling oneitis

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>>42878778