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>be me, 24
>break up with gf, longest relationship I've ever had (1 and 1/2 years)
>sad as fuck
>onde day, I say fuck it I don't want no serious relationships anymore
>decide I wanna fuck as much as I can before getting in a new serious relationship
>never had problems talking to girls or flirting
>go to bars and parties for a couple months to get drunk and meet chicks
>make out with a few, go out with another bunch
>no sex at all
>all of them want a serious relationship
>bitch I'm just trynna smash
>stop talking to them cause BITCH I JUST WANNA SMAAASH
>one day meet a stacy in new job
>superficial and dumb like all other stacies
>try to flirt but she ain't interested unless the talk is about gym/shopping/sport cars and other dumb shit
>suddenly realize that, in order to have a superficial relationship with nothing in common but sex, I have to become that: a hollow and good-looking chad, big pecs and enough money to treat girls to clubs and other dumb places
>immediately sign up for a gym
>start working out like a madman
>I always took care of my appearance but almost no muscle or money
>get new job with better pay
>after a while girls start to come to me by themselves
>I'm like big smelly shit and they're like flies
>mfw all my superficial desires are now fulfilled, but I start to miss the embrace and intimacy of a serious relationship, the human heat in a cold night and a head lying on my chest as I sleep