I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
>>42865563
Do you like Huey Lewis and the news?
>>42865563
Why do I admire him so much bros? Is it because he is alpha and I'm not?
>>42865573
t-t-they're ok
>>42865811
Because even tho he is crazy he is a man. A man says what he means and means what he says. Do this to be like Bateman.
Not fit related
Enjoy your ban
>>42865811
>There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction but there is no real me; only an entity, something illusory and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable; I simply am not there..
this is me, this is why I identify with patrick batemen
>>42865987
yes it is