ITT: signs you dont go to a real gym
if your gym has machines than chances are you dont go to a real gym
>>42865096
When you accidentally drop your free slice of pizza and let out a groan that sets off the lunk alarm resulting in you getting escorted out.
>>42865096
Do you hate punctuation or something?
>>42865146
You know you don't have to accept pizza just because it's free, right?
>>42865580
Gee whiz you seem like a fun person to be around
Every gym I'm in has a machine. I AM a fucking machine!
>>42865096
>when you try to sound hardcore and forget the reverse hyper is a machine
>>42865601
DASS RITE
YOU DA FUCKIN MAN
ANYTIME ANY PLACE ANY MOTHERFUCKIN WHERE
My gym has
3 squat racks
3 power racks
5 flat benches
1 decline bench
1 seated press
3 preacher curls
10 adjustable benches in the dumbbell section
About 35 machines
20 treadmills
10 bikes
2 of those stair stepping things
Indoor track and outdoor track
rock climbing
4 basketball courts
pull up section
dip section
additional cardio room with more treadmills and bikes
>>42865096
>wanting to go to a gym with people bigger stronger and scarier than you
lol no thanks I will continue being the biggest dude in my gym and slaying milf pussy ty