food poisoning - what do

>>42863915
Learn to spell

>>42863915

Oregano oil supplements act as a cheap anti-biotic. Make sure you take something to stop the diarrhea or you'll get hemorrhoids from excessive butthole usage and wiping.. seriously, it a happened to me while pissing out of my asshole and I'd kill to have had that advice two years ago. If you don't have access to pepto bismo or something like it, at least use a moist towelette to wipe or something like it.

>>42863915
Eat crushed raw garlic my dude. It's gonna annihilate any shit you have going down there

>>42863980
Better yet wipe slightly then wash your ass in the shower. I started doing this like 3 years ago and I'd never go back to just wiping. Kinda boggles my mind I used to just wipe, feels gross af.

>>42863915
consider it a great start to your cut.
take a couple days to recover once you get better then start cutting

>>42863915
Drink lots of water, youre at risk of dehydration.

It should go in 2 weeks, the doctor wont give you anything.

>>42864019

If you're about to jump straight into the shower from the toilet anyway, why waste the toilet paper at all instead of cleaning everything with a thorough soap and water butthole scrubbing?

>>42863915
you don't need a doctor

enjoy the next 4-8 hours and then drink water / eat food

>>42863915
Who is this semen demon?

>>42864061
Idk I just don't like touching that much shit because I have a hairy ass.
>thorough soap and water butthole scrubbing?
I do this anyways.

>>42863915

its not the frequency but the consistency that is important

if your stool takes the shape of a container you have an issue

>>42864072
Salmonella lasts about a week man

got food poisoning for the first time this summer. I used to always use it as an excuse to leave school early but it finally hit me after 25 years.

>wake up, go to gym
>swim for a half hour, feel fine
>instant I get out of the shower get nauseous
>barely make it to the toilet in time
>throw up nothing but water
>guy in the next stall recoils his legs
>feel great after that
>start lifting
>after two sets of squats I'm sweating my ass off
>feel like Goku when his heart was failing
>nausea hits again
>throw up into the garbage in front of everyone
>friend drives me home at 8am
>throw up three more times, start shitting too
>make a bunch of tacos for dinner, feel great

>>42863915

Go to the grocery store and buy a few bottles of Kombucha. There is a yeast in Kombucha called Sacchoromyces Boulardii. It is a non-colonizing probiotic which means it only stays in your system as long as you supply your system with it. It crowds out other pathogens. Which is why people travelling abroad to third world countries drink it to treat traveler's diarrhea. It helps them stop shitting. Or so I've heard.

>>42863941

Every day we stray further from God's light

>>42863915
Sauce OP

>showering with underwear on
why tho

>>42864946
Because she looks like a deflated shit without them on

>>42863915
Stupid bitch. You're supposed to take off your underwear BEFORE you shower.

OP sauce now

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>>42863915
god 3d women are so disgusting

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>>42863915

>>42863915
Who's this fluid druid?

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>>42863915
Give me the sauce right the fuck now

>>42863915
Just drink plenty of fluids to stay hydrated and you'll be fine. It's a self-limiting disease.