>not doing starting squire Is thou even trying?

>>42858335
YOU squire while SIR CHAD Drinks mead and eats TURDUCKEN and courts PRINCESS STACY

>>42858335
Ser CHAD drinks MEAD and eats BOAR while you hit the anvil HARD

CHAD still beats you at the jousting tournament every year

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>That noble doing farmer walks

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>starting squire

>not jousting to failure every other day

Dost thou even follow chivalric code?

How come CHADS never get the Black Death?

>>42858502
Why would the lord allow satan to punish his finest creations?

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>>42858335

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>>42858335
>starting squire
>training to hoisteth Ser Chad's sword and armour while he courts her majesty Princess Stacy
>not Greybeard LP
>hoisting thy own staff and using strange and powerful magicks to impress and thusly woo many maidens

Verily, you shall never maketh it

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>start habit of making my protein shakes after workout in the locker room
>guy I usually see there does the same
>jokingly say we should start doing it for anyone who wants
>eventually get more and more people to do this
>get to the point where we just fuck around, one guy has the lid, another the container, a third the powder and so on
>as soon as someone mentions making a protein shake we all get to work at assigned posts
>share the work equally
>we are all going to make it