>protein powder is anabolic steroid
>you'll get too big
>don't eat after 9:00 PM, you'll get fat
>creatin!? you might get heart problems
>energy drinks, omfg anon, NO!
>itt: 15 year old /fit/
>if you don't let massage your muscles everything you do in the gym goes to waste
>baths are better than showers, especially if someone helps you scrub those hard to reach places
>you know a girlfriend would only take time from your already busy schedule, you're better off without one
>>42857179
>make sure you eat if you want to have energy for later.
I'll see you in hell, cunt. I'm not falling for the edible Jew.
>still living with mom
>>42857204
It's your mom.
>>42857196
I see what you're doing anon
>>42857293
You're a clever one, aren't you?
>ITT: letting your mom dominate you
cucks
>>42857196
uhhhhhhh anon
>>42857306
>gaining everything you've ever wanted
>cucked
lmao sure
>>42857327
thats fine if you want to be a cuck i guess lmao
>>42857306
>>42857377
>look mom I said le funny meme word xddd
Thats you
>>42857377
well yea that's what I said
if it's what you want, how are you being cucked?
>>42857196
go on..
>tfw mom defends me from bullies when bulking, she tells that i'am gaining weight because of my muscles
>tfw mommy cooks special food and prepares extra meat and eggs
>tfw mommy let's me sleep in her lap for máximum BABY sleep gains
I love being a baby
>>42857479
>prepares extra meat and eggs
>>42857179
>anon you shouldnt eat so much eggs, thats bad for you
>stop eating late at night
>don't eat so much red meat