>be me >peak into the Manlet pit between every set

Maybe you should peek into a dictionary instead you brainlet.

>>42855529
Manlet triggered

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>>42855521
Why are you keeping tabs on your gym's manlet pit?
Are they learning how to jump higher?

when will they learn

>>42855544
They're trying to form some type of human ladder. Last time 1 got out and B lined it towards the free weights

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>bodyweight radicals burn down the gym blacksmiths forge
>threw the last of the barbells and dumbbells into the manlet pit
>manlets now getting jacked while everyone topside is stuck doing pull ups and push ups
>yesterday one escaped the pit and bludgeoned the 5'10 receptionist to death
>everyone on edge

>>42855554
>>42855555
fuck i was so close

my gym is never cleaned and bodies are stacking up in pit. a 5'10 managed to crawl out today, he managed to get a hold of a container of creatine but fortunately his little hands couldn't get it open and the gym falconer was able to sic his bird on him

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>>42855555
>five fives
A check and a kek for you, sir.
Beware the manlet's ingenuity.
They may never learn, but they are tenacious.

>>42855557
Kek

>>42855544

>Utahfag

WHY IS EVERYONE HERE 6'0+ ?!

MY DAD IS FROM UTAH AND IS FROM A LONG LINE OF 6'5 GIANTS BUT HE MARRIED A MIDGET FROM OHIO REEEE

>>42855555

CHECKED

also >>42855557 lul

>>42855521

A manlets tale.

>Be 5'11
>One inch short of reaching top
>Stretch reaching for the edge while closing my eyes and saying "grow grow grow"
>Somehow grow extra inch after doing this for hours
>Start pulling myself out of pit
>Manlets start grabbing at my legs clawing and trying to climb there way out
>I desperately pull reaching for the light
>The combined weight is holding me down
>Bout to lose grip
>Stare up at the light hopelessly
>Think to myself I'm not gonna make it
>The light dims
>It must be me using the last of my strength
>But no
>See lanklet bro smiling down at me blocking the light
>He reaches out
>I reach out and touch his hand
>He starts pulling
>Other lanklets start kicking the manlets off me
>I've reached the light
>Lanklet bro looks at me "You made it bro"
>Look around and see all the lanklets gathered around
>they burst out clapping and whistling
>"You did it bro woohoo" they cheer
>I finally made it to the light to glory

>>42855529
spelling won't get you any bitches my little man

>>42855850
nice fantasy late faggot. manlet cut off is 6'2

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>>42855521
>tfw white girl teenagers are taller than me