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Is it possible to get injured at the gym?

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Is it possible to get injured at the gym?
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no. it's literally impossible to become injured in any way in the gym because of the force field
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Yes
Fuck you
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>>42854641
no. be careful working out anywhere else though
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>>42854641
Yea, if properly...
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I dont mean hurt. I'm talking about injured
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>at the gym doing some squats
>manlet finally snaps, escapes the manlet pit and goes on a rampage
>charges at me with a knife
>bounces off me leaving no mark because of the gym shield generator
>wranglers show up and take manlet back to the pit
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>>42855042
Did he steal any of the gym eagles eggs from the squat rack?
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Imagine how amazing it'd be if you could lift endlessly without injuries. Like if our tendons and connective tissue were just biologically strong as fuck and impervious to abuse..
>tfw no transhumanist projects are tackling these issues
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>>42854641
Yeah, about four weeks ago I took a trip to snap city after fucking up deadlifts somehow.
I'm cool now but it took me by surprise.
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>>42854641
YES!!!
>3 weeks ago at gym
>doing heavy deadlifts without a belt
>super sexy cardio bunny is jogging
>super sexy cardio bunny keeps looking at me
>I decide to put on a show
>deadlift, she looks
>deadlift heavier, she looks and smiles
>deadlift heavier, she looks and smiles and giggles
>deadlift heavier, she's smiling and giving me the butterfly eyes
>finally get up trying a single with 585
>yes I include the weight of the bar
>I use a mixed grip
>lift with perfect form
>hold it and look over at the cardio bunny
>she's just looking straight ahead
>I grunt
>she still ignores me
>finally I drop the weight and it lands with a thunder
>bar rolls hard into my ankles
>I let out a girly whimper and fall to the ground grabbing my ankles
>I look over and see the super sexy cardio bunny laughing as she wipes her face with a towel and leaves as if I never existed
>all that effort for nothing
>I broke my heart in that gym that day
>will never go back to that gym
>the injury was too deep
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>>42855042
I'm 5'11 and laugh out loud at manlet jokes even though I qualify. What is wrong with me? Shouldn't I be angry or something instead?
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>>42855212
What is Uncle Tom version of manlet?
You're free from the insecurity
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I benched with plates for the first time today and I tweaked something in my shoulder. It's sorta sore now but right afterwords it really hurt to turn my neck.
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>>42855252
Uncle Long
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