Redpill me on this fucking thing

garlic

>>42852927
People say it's a vegetable, but in reality it's [spoiler]an herb[/spoiler]

@42852955
a* herb

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>>42852939

https://youtu.be/InyNfYDybD0?t=17s

>>42852927
good for vampires

>>42852927
Just look to Fabio and Stallone. Garlic made them

>>42852927
Only the NATTIEST of bros take it for mad test gainz

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>>42852974
>@
Fuck this shouldn't trigger me that much

>>42852939
redpilled

>>42853432
This thread hurts anon

Hold me

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>>42852974
>>42853432

You are all niggers. You need Russian Red Garlic.

>giant cloves
>easy as fuck to peel
>spicier than habaneros
>fucking flavourful
>gives superpowers

After eating a single Russian Red clove regular white garlic tastes like potatoes.

Tastes good, smells good, gives you bad breath.
Good for you in a lot of ways, look it up on examine.com

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gallon of garlic a day!

you guys already smell like shit please don't eat garlic

the lady who used to clean my house would pop a clove of garlic a day. Man she fucking stank, just pure garlic sweat. She swore by it though, never looked into the benefits myself. You can get odourless garlic too i think

>>42852927
It's delicious.
>t.Mambo Italiano

Usually eat 4 raw cloves whenever I'm feeling not up to speed. It's like panadol or something.

Its the most underrated food ever

Boosts your immune system like crazy and opens up your bloodvessels

>>42852927
I can safely say that it doubled my test level since I started eating 3 cloves a day

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Do you white breads even know about nigga garlic?

>>42856796
How low was your test for that to happen? Do you have some kinda condition?

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garlic boosts nitric oxide and test

white ppl condiment who cares

>>42855357
Had no idea it's called RussianRed Garlic, it's just a garlic here lol.

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>>42853034
True.

What are some good odorless brands? Tired of rancid farts

eating more than half a teaspoon of garlic gives me horrible gas, cramps and diarrhea
am i a vampire?
i'm from romania btw

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>>42855357
The red pill is nice, but the black pill is better.
I make homemade mayo with this shit all the time and it's fucken noice.
Always get compliments for it.

>>42858174
Do you age?

>>42858470
Is that actually what black garlic looks like or is that just rotten normal garlic?

>>42858522
That's what it looks like typically. It tastes much better than it looks.

>>42852927
I at one raw and it was the single worst thing i've ever experienced.

>>42857586
>tired of rancid farts

>>42852927

Garlic is pretty goat. I cook a lot with it. Downside being it makes you stink of garlic though.

>>42859715
You're supposed to cut it into sizes you can swallow. Or if the clove is small enough just swallow it like a pill

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>>42858475
i kinda stopped ageing 3-4 years ago