/fph/ /fps/ /fht/

>>42849671
Bet you her prices are insane.

>>42849671
I have a story, dunno if its fps story

>be 13 year old me, overweight but not quite obese
>start attending an all boys highschool where I get bullied a lot
>not really any proper friends so I spend a lot of time by myself or talking to teachers
>my Latin teacher (we had to take Latin or History) was an obese woman in her 50s or 60s
>she talked to me a lot and I think felt bad for me
>always punishes my bullies over the top and does whatever she can to help me
>honestly begin to see her as a mother figure and enjoy spending time with her (my mum died when I was an infant)
>this goes on for the first half or so year of highschool
>we would eat lunch together and sometimes she'd even go to the local McDonalds to get my some lunch
>one day she says she needs help moving some furniture and she'll pay me good money
>happy to do it because like I said shes like a mother to me so I get in her car afterschool
>arrive at her house, she leads me into her bed room
>molests me
>without going in to detail it's pretty much what you'd expect
>feel ashamed but also dont want to dissapoint her so this goes on for a couple years
>eventually move to another city and never see her again
>end up getting /fit/ in highschool and not sure what to think of the situation

she was like 350 pounds at least, hard to know the exact figure. Wasn't pleasurable at all

>>42849963
getting /fit/ in college*

>>42849963
You should try to get her in jail.

Seriously. This is despicable behavior and there is a good chance she does that to other boys too.

I hope your sexuality is not fucked after this experience.

>>42850019
Its pretty fucked up desu, but it's more from 4chan. Standard trap fettish crap.

>unilad

complete cancer

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>>42849671
long but worth the read, trust me

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>>42850089
pt. 2

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>>42850100
pt. 3, the fat-tastic finale

>>42850100
>>42850116
ALL HAIL THE GREAT UNCLEAN ONE

When someone asks why being fit is a moral obligation I'll point out cases like this. So many fucking professional worktime to attend online *one* person. It's insane.

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>>42850089
>>42850100
>>42850116
Holy fuck, that was a disturbing ride. How the fuck is it possible for a woman to weigh five times what I weigh?

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>>42849813
you mean
inflated?

>>42850191
kek, haven't seen this one before and thought I'd seen them all. This bitch is a bottomless pit of cringe

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>>42850387
try watching "My 600 lb Life" on TLC if you ever feel like torturing yourself.

>>42850493
I'm surprised she can walk at all

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>>42849963
Can't say I expected that

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>>42850423

>>42850493
I usually have Secret Eater running on my second screen as background noise, it's great motivation

>>42850764
Whats secret eater

>>42850855
It's a brit show where people go "omg I eat like just 1200 calories a day how am I getting fat" and then the show's team stalks them for a week and shows them how much they are actually eating

>>42850860
KEK the kid is a savage, if that's a real story that is, which it's probably not

>>42849671
who is the first on the left? I wanna fap her

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>>42850896

>>42850860
I don't think the song she's quoting actuall exists, but I found this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PnbKL3wuH4
Never have I expected to relate so closely with him

>>42849671
voluptuous means big titted, not morbidly obese.
such poor use of language hurts us all.

>>42849963
did she still pay you to move her furniture? how much?

>>42850874
kek, is that where all the pics come from where it's like "anonette thought she was eating 1200 calories, she was eating 3500" come from?

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>>42851000
Yep

>>42849671
I've never been so hard in my life

>>42850089
>>42850100
>>42850116
just finished, I still can't believe it. 767lbs

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>>42849963
>>without going in to detail
yeah thats what you fucking thought, cunt. greentext, now

>>42850089
>>42850100
>>42850116
the fuck is this abhorrent reddit spacing

>>42851264
>reddit spacing

leave

>>42849671
>so fat you cant even be bothered putting on a bra

>>42851320
hello, reddit

>>42851244
There's not much to say though. I remember the first time went something like this (exact details are a little fuzzy)

>I remember that the first thing she did was rub my crotch (pants still on)
>placed my hand on her breasts and was complimenting me
>undid my belt/pants and stroked my penis while making me suck her tits
>gave me a blow job until I came (I remember it took longer than I thought it would)
>after I came she sort of guided me into fingering her and kept telling me how 'cute' and 'innocent' i was
>remember her moaning and shaking hard, so looking back she must have legitimately orgasm'd?

Didn't do anything more after that. I think she was testing the waters.

I think things went the same maybe 2-3 more times. Eventually she had me go down on her after A LOT of talking me into it, because the thought of licking any woman's vagina let a lone an obese granny was disgusting to me (and still is). Again I remember she had a really intense orgasm with shaking and grabbing etc. From then on she always had me go down on her and that's the only part that truly absolutely disgusted me. I think after a few weeks we finally had sex (raw).

Every instance from then on basically went like this
>tell me to meet her after school
>go to her house and up to her room
>she sits next to me and talks about how cute I am while feeling me up
>sucks me off for a bit
>has me go down on her
>then just fucks

Not really much to say honestly.

Actually now that I think about it, she did used to put one of her fingers in my bum when she blew me, and at the time I felt extremely guilty/ashamed about this because it was kind of 'gay' and being gay at an all boys school was the worst thing you could do. But now it doesn't disgust me because I'm into traps.

>>42851342
hello

guy

who

likes

to

read

giant

unwieldy

walls

of

text

>>42850423
kekus

>>42850896
So...normal people?

>>42851408
Its worth the read. Be careful its a rough ride.

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>>42851393

>>42851545
i read the whole thing and yeah it's nuts.

best fat people story ever. wish i knew what happened to her.

>>42851393
Do you need therapy?

>>42851393
So when you read articles about hot ass teachers banging kids do you die a little inside?

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>>42850423

>>42851393
i dated a 40 yo black hair dresser

>i know she is old but dat ass worth

she tried to put fingers in my ass like 4 times during the last year, tell her that if we do anal she can use mi ass anyway she want to
...
30 akward minutes later
>barely put half of dick in
>she didn´t like it
>she don´t want to do anything
>she get a little depressed 4 days

i had to speak whit her ten days at the same hour, and cook special dinner the day 11 to help her to regain happynes

>btw, my anus still safely untouched

>>42852309
>not wanting a prostate massage
You don't know what you're missing

>>42850493
no one?

H I G H T E S T
I
G
H
T
E
S
T

>>42850423
UNDER
RATED

KEK

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>>42849963
You got free sex, stop bein a pussy.

Now I want details...

Did she smell?

>>42850493

Is this what it feel to have no self awareness?

>>42852437
that's fucking rape and that's fucked up, if a teacher is raping her students that's more than a little messed up

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Good luck not raging. I always post this to start, for people who havent read it.

>>42850116
Has anyone ever found the news clips about this?

>>42850116
Nurgle is a caring god.

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>>42852468
yeeeeeep I'm raging

>>42852514
no dont

>>42852024
he likes traps now, of course he does.

>>42852468
I remember that thread when it first came up. I was literally balling my hands into fist, just imagining that I was strangling those fat fucks.

Then I realized their necks would be so massive I probably couldn't crush it small enough to have my fingers wrap around it. That only fueled my rage harder.

>>42852459
Did he resist it? No.

Did he enjoy it? Prolly Yes.

Stop being such a fucking nancy boy.

Now, tell me about the smellz!

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And im out of pics.

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>>42852674
Have one of mine

>>42852716
Big Mack

>>42852716
>M and M

>>42850860
> food moralizing

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>>42852626
Holy shit. We had a fatty at my work who had one of these double chairs (company had to pay for it). Both arm rests were snapped off from when he tried to lean on them.

He's dead now and a normal chair is in its place, but you can still see how the flooring and even the concrete wore away under the overwhelming weight.

>>42852970
Holy shit how big was he?

>>42852970
How much did he move around?

>>42852998
probably only within that small circle of destruction, like the eye of a hurricane

>>42852970

Holy shit.

>>42849671

>breaks chair at salon
>feels humilliated
>wake up call to her fat ass
>instead of going to gym, buys salon with better chairs
>fat fucking logic

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>>42849671
>Google this place to ind out how much it costs ect
>Find this

S A V A G E
A
V
G
E

>>42853006
But the eye is the calm part of a hurricane....

>>42852980
>>42852998
He had to have been pushing upwards of 350lbs easy, and he never moved from his desk. He was in such poor health that he had a doctor's order obligating our company to pick him up at his car and drive him out to his car every single day (we parked off site, work for an airline). He likely took less than 50 steps a day.

I've got stories that would give people nightmares.

>>42853153
>I've got stories that would give people nightmares.
oh yeah prove it I don't believe you

>>42853153
>I've got stories that would give people nightmares
post them, faggot

>>42849671
>fat entrepreneur
literally jabba the fucking hut

>>42853285
mirin dem shoulders

>>42853168
>>42853209
Let's start with the smell.
>never showered, at least not once in my 5 years working with him
>wore the same clothes every day, probably the only 2 peices of clothing that fit him
>25 of his 50 steps a day were to take his daily shit. He was the kind of fat where, all joking aside, he is physically incapable of wiping his own as
>he'd come back smelling of literal human shit
>during his final year, and especially the last 6 months, his skin began to grey
>spots of I don't even fucking know show up on his skin. Look like skin leisons, like his skin was rotting
>when he'd look to the side or up, you could see what I assume was fungal colonies under the folds of his neck, presumably also everywhere else on his body
>people would draw straws to determine who had to drive him. Even in the dead of winter during -40 cold snaps people would drive with the windows down. Being in an enclosed environment with him was a death sentence

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>>42853318
Yeah alright what the fuck

>>42853318
keep going lad

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>>42853318
>what I assume was fungal colonies under the folds of his neck
What, like acanthosis nigricans?

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>>42851393
> Fucked so bad it turned you gay
wew lads

>>42850939
>this princess wears running shoes
doubtful

>>42852626
Whats that thing at the bottom? Some sort of exercise contraption?

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>>42853442
Bleh!

>>42853153

I know for a fact that fatty was way past 350. Im guessing 480 and up from that damage.

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>>42853442
well I'll never be able to unsee that
>>42853318
moar

>>42853285
Remove the hair and she literally looks like shit.

>>42850089
>>42850100
>>42850116
I wonder how much fat fucks increase healthcare prices by

>>42850896
>fat people get far more than what thin people do.
What, food?

>>42851408
>hates reading giant walls of text
How many decades has it been since you've opened a physical book?

>>42853285

Not a pretty sight, but the girl commenting could stand to lose a few pounds herself, lest that end up becoming an ironic and tragic prophecy in a few years.

>>42853596
wait, seriously? She's the one who made Julian look in horror at her, right?

>>42853856
Yep. I actually fucked her when she visited Melbourne a while back. Looks fatter in person lol

>hairdressers chair collapses
>instead of losing weight decides to create an entire salon

Over engineering is something I would expect a man to do but not for something so fucking retarded.

>>42852970
>remember,you're here forever

>>42853856
Headline's a troll. Just search for Kelli Jean Drinkwater to see what she's up to - I tried linking her FB but it got flagged as spam.

Today I've learned that "Curvy Con" is a thing. Yes, that skinny guy is her husband.

youtube.com/watch?v=nyyjqv4nFso

Do yourself a favor and skip to 5:41. The first five minutes is her talking about make up wipes, her husband and reviewing some burger joint.

>>42849671
Shit man, I see all the shapes and sizes but I don't see the beauty

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>>42850423
kek

>>42854001
>her boyfriend is literally a 7/10 or above

fucking hell feeders isnt a meme

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>>42854001
>I got something called "Purity"! Let me point out I'm not a virgin! That's right, silly boys. I've had SEX!
>Fatty Boombalatty Con talked about "diversity" in sizes. Not small sizes, but there being more than "the three Xs".

Of course...

>>42854059
>>I got something called "Purity"! Let me point out I'm not a virgin! That's right, silly boys. I've had SEX!

Did you see her bf (or husband?). He actually looks normal, if not slightly fit. Fucking hell

>>42852514
I guess shin fat is a thing...

>>42854071
Yeah, it's her husband. I've watched their videos before. She always makes him say "I love you" back to her and give her a kiss. He used to smile when he'd do it, but not anymore.

>>42850423
God dam that made me laugh more than it should have.

>>42853638
bish even ate one of the boxes

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>>42853576
I think it is a sandwich press. He actually keeps a sandwich press under his desk wtf.

>>42851393
So childhood trauma is what causes people to like traps? Finally, someone admits it. Now spit it out, you "traps aren't gay" crowd. Who raped you?

>>42853006
keK

>>42849671
What the fuck is that? Congrats OP, this is the best new content I've seen in these for a while. What's the source?

>>42853071
:D

>>42854297
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luA7xbmxFE8

>>42854317
Notice how she can't even walk. Has to sit for the opening of her salon.

>>42854210
Ur mum lol

http://nypost.com/2017/06/22/dems-give-politically-connected-judge-six-figure-gig-shes-too-obese-to-do/

>>42854210

No joke. I only became open to the idea of traps when I became permanently impotent. Any women I date would just make fun of me behind my back, like the last one. I believe a tranny would not care because they have no vaginas to fuck.

>>42854329
>>42854317

I bet they are all single or dating black guys from the ghetto.

>>42854379
Traps turn me on because of the idea that a man is literally submitting to you. Like, as in you're too alpha for him. It's fucked up but there's definitely some weird psychological shit behind it imho.

>>42851393
damn dude
this is some legit "reverse" rape shit
report to the police m8 she may do it again to other people

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>>42851393
>Also molested as a child
>Likes dikes now
Really activates my almonds

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>>42854399
just a quick thought, but you miiiiiiiight be gay

>>42850939
>tfw not at disneyland

>>42854399
There's nothing wrong with being a gay dom, anon.

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>>42852347
>You don't know what you're missing
maybe ... in 10 or 15 years
>i´m 24 yo

>>42850100
Great story.. Even if it is an sc... Functional strength.webm ... My fucking sides

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>>42851393
Dude you lost your virginity young. Go into detail about raw dogging this fat granny. Your story got me hard and i'm not ready for it to be over.

Also why didn't you refuse if you didn't like it?

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>>42849963
super jealous

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>>42852125
KEK

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>>42849671
Wonder what its like to be with a girl that size. god damn

>>42854427
>also molested
>have a high sex drive but find men doing down on me repulsive

>>42854414

I use to work as a nurse. only one out of every ten doctors are fit, the other nine are fat or morbidly obese.

It is usually the ones that work all the overtime during the week that are fat, the ones that only work one day per week and have their own office on the week days are usually thin.

I think the stress and long work hours makes them stop giving a fuck about their bodies. women still throw themselves at their feet thanks to their big paychecks and big houses.

>>42854399
>>42854428
I remember reading something about sex in ancient Rome, and how they didn't really have concepts like gay and straight back then. It was considered really manly to fuck another guy or have him suck your dick, pretty faggy to get fucked in the ass and super faggy to suck another guy's dick. The absolute faggiest thing you could do is go down on a girl though. It comes down to power relationships really, a true alpha makes other men submit to his dick.

>>42853887
You better spill all of it
I want to hear it

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>>42854012

>>42854184
Kel I thought it was those stair stepper

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>>42849671
Picking up some genetics

>>42854184
Its to rest your feet

>>42850896
Holy fucking shit I hate these people
In my experience,
>be fat sack of shit but not an asshole about it
>feel less respected and seen as a joke or a pitiful human being
>get so depressed I decide to lose 100 pounds
>be told I have fucking thin privilege now that I am not obese

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>>42854901
why do you interact with these retards in the first place?

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>>42854911
Holy shit kek

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>>42854911
Thassa weird lookin vagina my dude.

>>42853576
It's an adjustable angle foot rest. Fat people things.

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>>42853442

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>>42853442
>22/02/2011
>This was taken on my birthday

>>42855049
underage b&?

>>42850116
That was great, thanks for posting lad.

>>42854210
Perfectly fine childhood, 4chan made me gay. Hentai, then futa on female, then futa and futa, then futa and traps, now traps and males or traps and traps are the doujins I like.

>>42850089
>>42850100
>>42850116
I was hoping for closure.
Did she die??? Hopefully
What else happened basically.

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>>42851393

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>>42853071

>>42850040
>Standard trap fettish crap
>standard

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>>42853596

>>42854427
Based Denver center

And here I thought the city was clicked all to hell

>>42854911
Holy shit chubby fucked by white dick then finally when she reaches final form of her own universe black dick. Kek

>>42850493
>asylum demon

>>42850423
da bum tss!

>>42855091
There can't possibly be anyone this stupid on /fit/.

Can there?

>>42855328
Damn 6 year olds are shitting up this board.

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>>42851393

Jesus anon. I'm sorry.

>>42854832
Yeah I used to have a cray sex drive like you, then I realized why was that and now is like the opposite LOL

>>42852626
Thought that was boogie's char for a second kek.

>>42853153
Was there a special car for it? That kind of punishment on the suspension would be insane and if it was a personal vehicle, it would be bullshit to have to repair it yourself.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4882084/HILARY-FREEMAN-shocked-hatred-received.html

>lady who wrote about not wanting her kids to be taught by morbidly obese teachers is threatened
>all of tumblr was triggered

Reading the comments makes me want to give up on humanity

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>>42850939

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>>42854399
>Like, as in you're too alpha for him

Fucking kek. Sounds exactly like something Mac would say.

>>42851408
Kill yourself

>>42855505
do it for me

>>42850999
asking the important questions

>>42849963
Story time!

>>42849671
>having food in the same room as where people get their hair cut

>>42854853
>>42853887
Story time!

>>42853596
>>42853887
who?

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>>42855844
A fattie. All you need to know.. Lol

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>>42850116

>>42854369
>“She would come in and we would see the diarrhea running down her leg and to the floor,” one court worker said. “She would soil the chair and then ask for a new one.”

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>>42850939

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>>42855049
Good keks were had

>>42850089
>>42850100
>>42850116

at this point wouldn't it be immoral not to euthanize her?

>>42853788
That's not the person commenting. The circular picture is who the person taking the screen cap is talking to on Facebook messenger. You can move the icon around the screen and it happens to be covering the commenters picture.

>>42855283
that's stray demon you casual

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>>42854001
her twitter is fucking cancer

>>42856213
Pretty sure the intubation drug order by the ER doc was trying to do just that.

>>42850089
>>42850100
>>42850116
Jesus Christ

>>42850493
Play this in the background
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZzNMMpyD9o

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>>42852716
>entree 3000

>>42850907
>if your body shape isn't the butt of jokes you have thin privilege
false, thin girls with big tits get jokes made about them a lot

>>42854399
This is how I feel too. Guess we are both gay anon. Wanna meet up and fight? Loser becomes the other's trap.

>At the library right now
>Jabba the Hutt across my table
>She looks at me like I'm a Mars bar
I'm scared guys, I don't even know where solo is

>>42851084
>>42851000
>>42850874
it's fakeshit anyways, or they exaggerate it

>>42850896
>if you can go to a store and the majority of the clothes there can fit you, then you have thin privilege

KEK

I tried buying some jeans in a store the other day because it's starting to get cold here. I would be done in ten minutes if I were a fat fuck but because of my thin privilege I searched for half an hour before I could find just a single pair of jeans that would fit me.

>>42852468
they must've wanted that kid dead

>>42854343
why does the person with gloves keep flinching?

>>42853067
>gonna make more money than you
>can pay for escorts that look better than you to fuck her.

>Since both of you have yet to find inner peace, she will essentially be winning and be steps ahead of you.

You lose, anon.

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>muh legs

>>42857322
How is this guy even alive? What the fuck are these yellow things on this legs?

I'm fat, 6'0 118KG

Yell at me and call me names and shit so I go exercise

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>>42857322
After so many years in these threads I thought nothing would disgust me anymore... Jesus.

>>42855049
Thought it said "whalesale"

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>be pizza delivery guy
>only thin person in restaurant (122 lbs)
>co-workers are all fat
>custumor weight is realted to food ordered
>small pizza or filled pizza bread->normal weight
>medium pizza -> slightly overweight
>large pizza -> fat
>multiple items -> either group or superfat
>order after 22:30 -> stoner

IT IS LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME!
IF YOU ARE FAT, DON´T EAT A HUGE PIZZA!

>>42855049
Disappointed it's not "whalesale"

>>42857483
>yrs
>didnt see it ever not once
pick one

>>42857488
>if you are fat, dont eat a huge pizza
eat several instead

>>42857442
Bedsores from never moving off his ass I guess. Unsurprisingly if your skin is folded together and moist all day it kind of fucks you up.

>>42857488
Alright, but mate, that difference between small v. large is like $.50/ square inch v. $.10/ square inch. If I'm spending money on your over-priced calorie disc, I'm getting the best deal I can, and that shit'll last me 2 days.

>>42857488
>that pic
At least I know where to hide for the night during a nuclear winter

>>42857488
>zoom in
It's like he's torn up and stuffed himself full of big macs instead of eating them.

>>42857521
I see these people and they look like they don´t do that.
>>42857513
Why?

>>42857526

>And I thought they smelled bad on the outside

>>42849963
>fps story
>fat people story story

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Commencing dump. Have roughly 200ish stories.

>>42849963
Hunt it down and shoot it. No jury will convict.

>>42853153
This is why you never hire any, and if they get fat after they're in, you get rid of them as soon as an excuse presents itself.

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>>42857722

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>>42857768

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>>42857777

>>42857737
>fatty does not have the willpower to actually be bulimic
>must ingest hormones to force him
Sometimes I think I'm bad but then I find out I'm not.

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>>42857795

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>>42857828

>>42857810
Is this normal in America? Im an Europoor and have never seen a thing like this in my 26 years.

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>>42853318
That's a biohazard, this is what we have unions for.

>>42854870
Hamerica. Land of the free refills, home of the brave hambeast ass wipers in hospitals.

>>42856915
That's a good come back whenever a fatty tries to hit on you.
>no, I will not bring you solo. And I don't have a cookie either.

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>>42857836

did she died?

>>42857846

I've seen a few folks that size here in the UK, so I wouldn't say it's an entirely American phenomenon.

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>>42857859

>>42849671
Wonder what it's like to be facesat by any of those women.

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>>42857916

>>42857722
Try dumping some aren't complete bullshit.

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>>42857924

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>>42857943

>>42857121
Disgust

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>>42857953

>>42857760
You are a faggot.
You wrote all of these.
None of them happened.

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/fph/ BTFO.

What now, losers?

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>>42857970

>implying the whole of 4chan isn't just me shit posting and telling myself stories that never actually happened

I do like the butt stuff though.

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>>42857999

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>>42858050

>>42853071
>courture

Did this dumb fat cunt spell the fucking name wrong? Holy shit.

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>>42849963
Hey bro pretty much same story as me! Only mine was the music teacher! She was an old fat cunt and I hate her for it, also pretty sure it turned me gay. Anyway, gotta move on, at least she instilled a healthy hatred of fat in me, gotta give her that.

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>>42854412
>using the term "reverse" unironically for the description of rape.

Rape is rape anon.

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>>42858204

>>42855163
If you haven't experienced any of this in real life, it's just a fantasy. Basically saying, you may still not like this stuff.

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>>42852468

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>>42858222

>>42855163

Bro, I've been on hentai for over a decade and 4chan nearly as long. I'm still a straight arrow who loves vagina, albiet with a few extra kinks. It sounds more like the years and porn have either stripped the layers of denial or you have fallen deeper and deeper into degeneracy, depending on your worldview.

>>42854850
>The absolute faggiest thing you could do is go down on a girl though

Did, uh, did the rich older ladies make younger slave girls go down on them to get their cummies then? Just historical interest of course.

>Interest in thread intensifies

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>>42853962
>drinkwater

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>>42858094
that made me smile

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>>42850493
Healthy at every size.webm

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>>42858204
is op exagerating or do people like this really exist

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>>42849671
>voluptuis

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>>42858381

>>42857777
Fat women are the worst and i wish i could hang them all. Id hang them with steel wire thick enough so that it would slowly slice through their fat moldy necks and completely tighten around the base of their skulls. Hopefully their weight would be enough for their spine to break and their bodies detatch.

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>>42853285
mirin them 3D delts

>>42849671
God I fucking hate fat people.

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