Name a SINGLE protein shake that doesn't taste like shit

>boohoo everything i drink and eat has to taste good or else i vomit!!!

>>42849317
ur mum's cum

>>42849317
Just eat food you fucking anime posting retard.

>>42849326
>I FEEL LIKE A HARD MAN FOR EATING THINGS I DON'T LIKE AAAARGH

>>42849317
I mix whole milk with whole milk.
It's very good.

Chocolate Whey with Strawberry, spinach, and kale juiced, and halved with Milk.

The best.

>>42849317
You eat for function, not taste. I don't know why I expected a dyel animefag to know this anyways

ON Rocky Road

>>42849364

Dubs confirm this poster will never make it

>>42849423
mine will confirm you'll never make it

>>42849433

YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU NIGGERING KIKE

>>42849423
>anime
>making it
Choose one and only one

>not pretending its a futa forcing you to drink their cum

Never gonna make it

My Protein

Brand is amazingly tasty in the 20+ flavours of their whey protein and always running great discounts like 30-50% off entire orders.

Bought like 3kg protein, pre, vitamins, fish oil tabs for under $120AUD. Shipping from UK was quick too.

>>42849452

>implying I am the anime poster

I don't think you understand what's happening here anon

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>>42849450
nope

>>42849498

This isn't over anon

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All of them taste delicious to someone who only drinks water, fatass
>pic related
It's you

>i-i don't like it!!
what are you 5 fucking years old?

>>42849317

Gatorade's chocolate

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Only broke people buy protein shake, can't afford to buy/cook real protein rich food

>>42849563

>protein shake from Gatorade

I'm sure it probably meets the standard of tasting good, but Christ.

>>42849564
>the "protein shakes aren't real food" meme

If it's not food then why does it have nutrition?

>>42849539
I wish I was a comfy pet pig.

>>42849604
From your parents perspective you are

>>42849601
That's not the point. Only broke people buy it and i prefer a real meal than some smoothie that taste like shit

Whole milk.

>Not mixing chocolate protein powder with whole milk

>>42849317
semen. it doesn't taste like shit - it tastes like semen.

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ON Serious Mass, chocolate flavor in Lucerne whole milk.

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>>42849317
Nothing beats cookies n cream whey with 1/3 cup of chocolate syrup and whole milk, can't let your blood sugar get low OP !

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>>42849317

Optimum Nutrition is delicious with milk or ice cream.

Due to my weight and income I can only have 1 portion a day sadly.

>>42849364
You tried.

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>>42849819

Protein powder is more expensive though...

>>42849819
>he thinks powder is cheaper than food
Why are you even posting
Powder is for convenience. Sometimes i dont have the appetite for a meal but i need to eat. Much easier to down a shake than actual food.

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Vanilla + lactose free milk = GOAT

>>42849317
low carb chocolate isopure is the best ive had in terms of taste and quality not a shill just a satisfied customer, its pretty expensive tho

>>42849819
you're actually retarded

>>42849352
eating food is seems pretty dumb on a cut if I can get 100g of protein from 440 calories worth of protein shakes

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>>42849317
This shit is fucking delicious but has a shitton of sugar.

well anon, if you weren't functionally inept you could mix unflavoured whey with some fruit and milk or water and make a tasty shake that doesn't taste like shit.

Or you can spend 50% more for some pantywaist organic whey with added sugar so it gives you that Starbucks® dopamine rush to get you through the day without you frumping like some sort of little bitch

Chocolate Muscle Milk the only answer

>>42850529
that shit WILL fuck your stomach up stick to isolates please

>>42849564
>broke people

Pls i take protein shakes because i hate eating the whole fking day, its just easier to make a shake

>>42849564
>what is meal replacement

>>42850473
>>42850445
Protein is cheaper. Consider how longa tub lasts and the equivalent of all the hand made meals would cost when added up.

Admit it, you're just broke or really can't cook.

>>42850977
Stop posting

>>42849474
I just ordered 22lb of strawberry cream for 110$

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>>42849317
Strawberry cheesecake.

>>42849326
Kill yourself

>>42849317
Optimum Nutrition Chocolate flavored whey protein shake mixed with cold/hot water. Tastes like hot chocolate, or iced coffee : ^ )

I usually hit 150g protein by lunch without drinking whey, is there any reason to drink this stuff if I already hit my protein goal easily with normal food?

150lbs manlet bulking at 2600 cals a day, 150g protein is usually hit at 1400 - 1600 calories.

>>42851983
na you can easily hit those numbers without even eating meat

>>42849317
Just add shit to it. Vanilla Whey from costco plus milk, ice, frozen banana, peanut butter, and instant coffee.

Still cheap as balls, still protieny.

>>42849317
Myprotein's Mocha flavor with water or milk.

>>42849317
2 scoops MuscleFeast whey choco-nigger flavored
2tsp cacao powder
1 frozen banana
1 scoop PBFit

If you don't like that, you're a picky little bitch that will NEVER make it

Chunky munky wunky

>>42849317
my cum.

>>42849326
fuckin taste-babies lol

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myprotein, salted caramel, 2 scoops with water.

I actually liked musclemilk chocolate.

>>42852874
Just tried some of this a few days ago, do you get a bunch of little caramel chunks floating in yours too? Shit's good.

>blending your aminoacids
dyel

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>>42849317
Coming through

What are cheap protein shakes? I swear they doubled in price since 2010

Why do even care about your protein's taste? Unless it tastes like literal shit, you should just be happy that you're loading your body with a bunch of nutrients. But if you can't just add a little blended fruit.

>>42849317
my protein cinnamon roll flavor, just bought a 5.5lb bag for like $55

>>42849317
The coffee Muscle Milk with caffeine. Protein sips nigga.

>caring about taste

>>42850444
Nice trips man

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Since i stopped eating sugar as much,i enjoy the taste of my protein .it's gnc brand strawberry mixed in with bpi snow cone creatine. Shits good

>>42850341
This.
>protons from powder
>protons from milk
It's the only correct way to drink whey.