What're you going as for halloween this year, /fit/?

A loser.

>>42844374
At least you don't have to buy a costume anon.

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>>42844401
Same as every other year.

Considering catwoman this year.

>>42844463
obligatory

L O N D O N
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>>42844465
Im a guy btw

>>42844488
PLS BE IN LONDON
No homo tho i aint no fag

killer bunny, already picked up:
bunny ears
bunny nose paws
corset
skirt
boots
fake blood to pour all over me
realistic chainsaw

>>42844514
why not a real chainsaw

>>42844543
Illegal carry

Halloween seems like one of the more retarded traditions to me, glad my country doesn't celebrate it.

>>42844555
but if anyone snitches you can just chainsaw your problems away

>>42844372
Was that bane really OP? I feel like it has to be some random Skelly bane because there's no way someone that dyel could be in such denial of his dyelself

my name is rick
and so i'm going as a pickle
;)
all the chicks will love it :p

>>42844543
too heavy for me, also probably clumsy enough to harm myself

>>42844372
im not a normie and i never leave my basement

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male velma. i've already got the glasses and sweater might as well be comfy on halloween.

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>>42844372
This

>>42844372
Finally big and lean enough to go as fucking Superman. Feels good mates.

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>go to college in medium sized town
>Halloween is awesome, bar district is lit up with qts in costume

>Move to san jose
>Halloween is a horrifying spectacle of thottery

>>42846568
Bang a Wonder Woman for me, pal.

>>42846632
>complaining about half naked women
Cmon now brah

>>42846568
You better be fucking shredding mate or you'll just look fucking retarded.

>>42846658
Some people shouldn't be half naked, anon

>>42846675
Be like me. Train yourself to not see the ugly or fat bitches. I literally do not notice them at all anymore.

>>42846675
sounds like a personal problem

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Pic related.
But might pospone for a year and up the test/tren to make sure i dont make a fool out of myself

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>>42847213
This is so good if you can pull it off.

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>>42844463
>>42844488
No homo but would tongue punch your one eyed snake.

>>42846502
I doubt many people will get what you are but still you'll get mired hard as fuck.

>>42846502
Most people will think your Wilma from the flinstones

>>42847259

How desperate are you?

>>42847262
>>42847754
You think I wear this shit for references
Yes but it's also to get noticed and make people laugh
It was this or ruby from rwby

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>tfw tall, black hair, bright blue eyes
>tfw brown cardio bunny gf who would be a perfect lana
>tfw broke college student with no money for a nice suit to go as archer

I'm trying to convince my buddy to go as Eric and Dylan.

>>42848117
>Wearing suit as "costume"

>>42844372
What are some prime costumes for dudes with big legs, glutes, pecs, and shoulders?

No comic book characters or anime plz

Tommy wiseau

>>42848483
conan or he-man

>>42848523
It's definitely for he-man.

>>42848468
better than being that guy who got way to into how i met ur mother and wears suits to inappropriate events

>>42844372
My bf wants to do Mickey and Minnie mouse. There's still some debate over who gets to be Minnie.

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Tryna be my man Martin Luther but I'm having trouble finding hat related.

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An apple.

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>>42844514
>killer bunny
>not dimension traveling bunny

>>42844372
Gaindalf the Whey. Going to use a bar as my staff and wear the broiest clothes I can for a costume.

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Zyzz

>>42844372
Going as? You mean like dress up and go to a party? LOL yeah right.

>>42847213
>IN THE NIGHT I BEEP YOU, LIKE I'M R2-D2

>>42846502
Yes, Hestia-anon is back!
Keep it up my man.

>>42846632
Ayy, someone else in San Jo.
For being such a huge city it's pretty shitty.
Good thing SF is a short drive away.

>>42844372
If I was not a dyel faggot I'd go as Khal Drogo because I have a long ass hair

>>42848824
delete this

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>>42848468
If I had the gf dress as Lana and accompany me the whole night I feel like it'd be good. She would do it but also joke the whole night about how fitting it was for me to dress up as a narcissistic asshole.
I've had multiple people mention a resemblance to Archer when I was just wearing normal clothes.

>>42846502

Holy fuck..I'd fuck you, no jk

Your back and ass are sexier than 99% of women out there.

>>42846707
GOOOODS

What's a good costume for a hairy balding manlet? Asking for a friend who is also me.

>>42850120
Superman

>>42850120
any goblin will do
or an infant bear cub

>>42850120
One punch man

>>42846502

Post your routine please

>>42850120
The swole mole.

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>>42850120

>>42848824
Too soon

>>42848483
Is the rocky horror picture show a thing in your country

>>42850120
Danny devito

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I just got cast as Riff Raff for a RHPS shadow cast, and since we have to supply our own costumes, I'll just use that

>>42850462
You must be good looking guy

>>42850474
Think Frodo in the early stages of recovery from a heroin addiction

>>42850488
Kek. Congrats though. I went to see rhps with the gf last year and I thoroughly enjoyed it...and I'm not even a faggot

A ripped guy came in dressed in the golden hotpants, not an actor, just a guy who came to watch with his gf and the girls in the audience went fucking wild. You could smell them all flooding the cheap seats

>>42844372
What a silly picture, there's no bald cap in the pic so that's obviously not the OP.

>>42850488
Actually I've always wondered how actors go for roles that clearly ask for something sub-human esque. I mean they must be proper comfortable in their skin, know what they have to offer and just not give a fuck when somebody says

"were looking for a balding, fat, rapey, hideous excuse of a human and we think you'll do a great job"

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The Goon

>>42850540
Thanks, breh. I would aim for being Rocky next year after the noob gains progress more, but being a manlet kind of impedes that

>>42850575
I mean, I'm not horrendous to look at. I've gotten the Elijah Wood comparison since I was in high school, and every now and then I get a random one (someone told me a couple weeks ago that with my longer hair, I look a lot like Jared Leto). There's obviously going to be make up and some hair stuff to work add on since I'm not balding, but yeah I have no problem with coming off as disgusting or creepy for being entertaining. It also helps to think that the guy who created RHPS wrote the role of Riff Raff for himself

>>42850415
Kekkkkk

>>42850654
I wasn't calling you those things. It was just coincidence I described riff raff really. I meant actors in general. I understand some make up is used at times to make a person look worse too.

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>>42846495
Crossdressing will make you look like the faggot you are.

>>42850698
>I've never been to a party

Dressing like a woman for fancy dress is literally the best way to get pussy

>>42850679
Yeah, acting in such ugly ways does take a level of personal security and acceptance to be successful. But that's also acting in general since you have to be able to be vulnerable in front of a lot of people on a regular basis to properly inhabit roles while also not breaking yourself down every night in the process.

>>42850357
fucking lmao

>>42850724
Nah nigga cowboys are easiest for getting pussy, but you'll use any excuse for getting to dress up as a woman in public right fag?

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>>42848117
just grow your hair out and go as Conan, fag

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How old are you fucks?

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as an alcoholic who won't go out and black out in his room

That;s gotta be like 4th halloween I have not made any gains to show.

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>>42848672

>>42844372

prob some steam-punk raver shit

Me and my gf are going as Mickey and Minnie. Basic, yes, but when we complete our fitness goals we're going the full Phoebus/Esmeralda

>>42850945
>those hips
Sweet Jesus

>>42850091
WHERE IS

A nudist.

>>42850344
i did starting aesthetic bulking edition
I haven't even reached my goal physique

>>42848573
Is that how he meets their mother, he dresses better than everyone else in the room?

>>42850654
Sylvester Stallone is only 5'10", dude. Another manlet can easily pull him off.

Maui

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>>42844557
i hope you didnt type that with your wiping hand pajeet

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>>42848665

underrated

>>42844372
Gainsdalf the iron. My staff is a barbell

Roadhog if I don't get my shit together

>>42849186
Archer is 70% voice and I guarantee you dont sound like H. Jon Benjamin

>>42844372
I was thinking of being Indian. Polo shirt, athletic (track) pants, and sandals.

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>>42844372
Audible kek.

>>42844372
>implying I have friends

>>42853669
First meant for.>>42844401

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This is my inspo

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>>42844372
someday. I feel like if i want to cosplay doom guy I have to be jacked.

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>>42844372
>going

I'll be at home playing the TF2 halloween event. Wouldn't even be able to find a halloween party with someone I know at it considering I don't know anyone in this college town

>>42848905
Yo I'm in SF I need friends.
And costume ideas. You guys wanna go as a trio

>>42854407
Well if you really want to do it justice, you have to carry 500lbs of equipment and ammo and then run at 20mph. I guess the Shyamalan-ian twist in doom was that doomguy is the real monster.

>>42854650
People tell me I look like Clark Kent so Superman is my go-to.
I bought a costume off zentai-zentai and it was delivered to my house but someone most have poached it because I never got it.
Out of hundreds of deliveries from UPS or Fedex, that was the first to get stolen.

>>42854697
Fucking hell they'd tell me that too.
Weird.
How big are you?
I'm thinking something to show off muh gains. 180 lb DYEL.

>>42848824
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>42844583
I remember that thread. Can confirm, op was serious

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>>42854704
225 lbs and 6'2".
Fuck it lets both be Superman.

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>>42854738
Fuck I'm a manlet though.

Go be superman ill be the Clark Kent.

>>42849071
Get a haircut

>>42854750
You're probably better looking than me.
I look more like a Slavic Superman than an American Supes.

>>42854750
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCKING HELL WHAT THE FUCK I AM IN CASTRO VALLEY RIGHT NOW HOW THE FUCK DID I SEE THIS TOWN ON 4CHAN WHAT THE FUCK

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>>42853587
Underrated

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>>42854765
On the contrary I am a beaner Asian.

>>42854767
Small world dude I'm in Richmond.

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>>42854795
Yeah dude you're pretty handsome, n-no homo.
This is the costume I had stolen from me.
I'm thinking of ordering it again but $100 is a rip off, especially since I'll wear it once a year.

Hold on to your dumbbells, killer costume idea: I'm making a cardboard canoe and cut leg holes in it, with some shoulder straps. Then, I'm going to wear a tank top and a snapback, maybe some shades. Viola, douche canoe!

>>42854795
well congrats on being filipino

but i think you were unnecessarily mean to that girl, her comment was already making fun of her own weight

>>42854823
Looks legit. I wanna go with something that I can look like a douchebag but still be a good costume.

I've literally never celebrated halloween a day in my life. (Religious parents)

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>>42854823
Yo. What's your email lets plan something out. I wanna go to some halloween party and get drunk.

Also you go a superman

Ill be superjuan

>>42854845
Funny I actually am Filipino. And probably. But she seemed like a pretentious cunt in her bio so there's that.

>>42854921
Sheit alright lemme make a burner gmail real quick.

>>42848824
kek'd heavily

>>42854972
>>42854921
>tfw i see these two guys in my area gonna become friends and meet up for halloween
>should try to get involved too cause im a loser and maybe it will be fun
>know ill just go out and be a loser there too and ruin their fun so instead ill stay in my house

feels bad friends

>>42854972
You giantcum stain why do you need a burner.

Email
[email protected]

Ill send you my sc through there.

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>>42852754
fuckin lol

>>42854994
Anon we are in #yoloswag the city, the more the merrier. send this guy an email >>42854996

I needed another burner so I'm killing two birds here with one gmail.

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>>42854996
Alright I sent it you filthy manlet.

>>42854994
Join us famalam.

>>42855066
Fag

If any of you know people who party like a mad man near Berkeley or SF now would be the time to talk lol.

>>42854823
>wearing a padded costume
Never gonna make it, if you're not ripped enough to go as Supes don't even try. You'll just get laughed at.

>>42855117
It's not padded, it's literally an expensive morph suit.
The 3D lines are to give the impression that lines are there, not to actually pad them.
I've tried out other superman costumes and looked good in them.

>>42854452
You can literally crash any college party if it's not a frat or sorority party. Just bring a case of cheap beer. Get out and meet people. I crash parties at other colleges all the time because my schools are pretty lame.

>>42854921
>>42854823
go as el skeleto and nacho

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2-B. I've loved her outfit since her design was released so I'm super excited to get to dress as her.

>>42855144
you do that solo m8?

>>42855229
please be a guy

>>42854314
What the fuck is up with this show man.

I knew one guy who watched it, was insufferable, can't bring myself to watch it because of him.

>>42847213
wtf those look like girl legs

>>42844514
Might as well go as Leatherface

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I've decided I'll go as an ultra hypebeast for Halloween this year. Anyone have any tips for that?

Conan, I've waited 2years and perfect way to end a cut

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>>42848824
sick cunt...

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The angelic Nazi kid from Cabaret.

https://youtu.be/FN7r0Rr1Qyc

i'm an australian living in america so i'm just gonna go as steve irwin.

>want to go as Adam and Eve
>fig looking for a fig leaf at the costume store
>first fig not big enough, tell the guy to bring a bigger one
>second one still too small, tell the guy to bring me the biggest one they have
>third one still too small
>guy tells me to put my dick in my ear and go as a gas pump

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This year I'm probably going to go as tien shinhan from dbZ. 1. He is jacked and 2. Most normies love dbZ.
>>42846502
Damn I was pretty tiny here. Here is my latest cosplays.
>>42848905
I've never left
>>42850035
Just came back from Japan and I legit had the best ass in the entire city of Tokyo. Girls over their also love a wide back and vascular arms for what ever reason.
>>42850344
If for 3 months and then PPL for the rest.

>>42850120
Gilmli or Bardin Goreksson.
Gotrek Gurnisson if you're bear mode

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>>42854843

>>42856927
That's a good one, Dad.

>>42854795
Rich city reporting, go rams

Bateman

>>42844403
God this fucking anime girl is creepy

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>>42859120
>kizuna
>creepy

I need help thinking of a costume. I'm 6', 175 lbs. I'm decently aesthetic. I want to show off my physique, but I don't wanna be laughed at for not being big enough

>having friends or being invited to parties

That would be nice.

>>42848824
Fucking kekked. It's the skeleton in the pose goddamn I was caught off guard

>>42850415
>>42850120
Or the trash man

me and my boys are planning on dressing up as slavs.

gonna go around campus squatting everywhere and fucking with normies

who in /fit/ is big enough to pull off ghost of rich piano costume?

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Pepsi man

>>42857401
Dang, traps are much bigger now.
Mirin'.

>>42860608
How dare you re-appropriate my culture.
I'm gonna be a cowboy now and lasso manlets.

>>42857401
Did the jp girls seem to enjoy your company or was it waito piggu go home

Or was it the crushing indifference that white American girls seem to show

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>>42844372
Same as 2 years ago - Driver, from Drive.

>>42859865
The Flash?

>>42861006
>>>42859080
>>>42857427
>>>42857310
I pretty much got a girl every other night when going out with using very minimal japanese and google translate. Im not even good looking or anything but Im not autistic when it comes to hitting on girls either.

>>42850120
George Costanza

>>42850945
BREHS

>>42856007
Get a vape or a juul

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>>42844372
>finally single digit body fat
>been doing Muay Thai for about a year

Time to role play boys

>>42855310
The show= shitposting PERSONIFIED

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>>42848824
You mean Piano

>>42844372
Can I go as Ang from Avatar Im bald

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>>42848824
U jelly, brah.

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Goro

>>42844583
Don't listen to >>42854725, it's just some random skelly.
OP was serious about going as Bane, but the pic wasn't him.

>>42853587
kek

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Tarzan

>>42849071
Shave your ass that's disgusting.

>>42862779
>not growing out your ass hair, braiding it and calling yourself a horse.
Fag

>>42848824
Actually laughed

>>42844372
Pickle Rick

>>42856007
all supreme everything

>>42857422
GOOD ONE AZUMGI

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>>42844372

Anti-bully ranger

>>42855229
Pics?

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>>42844463
Catwoman?

Santa. Thots sitting in my lap telling me how they have been naughty. Good times.

>>42844372
BoJack Horseman
I'm still pretty DYEL, gonna give it a year before I consider a costume that shows off my gains

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you bitches already know

>>42847213
thought it was a girl by the legs

then saw the arms

>>42853611
kek

Is it possible to cut in enought time for a six pack in halloween?

>>42867108
I'm going to try but I'm also on trt so I can go a bit heavier on my cut.

>>42857401
Hey, its the soulpatch nigger who got laid in japan.
get that shit out of your face, the sylvester stalone lips are hotter and not that cringy

>>42867619
I dunno man, this is the only photo I can find of me without my soulpatch and it really offsets my already offset face.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BRzAqVPAR-S/

>>42844557
>Not liking a holiday where bitches wear the sluttiest things possible
>Not liking a holiday where you can show off and flaunt your gains and not be called a pretentious douchebag
Wew lad.

>>42851358
ATHENAAAAAAAA

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im gonna wear same thing i wear everyday FAG

>>42844372

The Punisher

>>42869134
Gotta get a friend to be the virgin

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>>42844374
>tfw loser and have a hero

>>42850120
Alphadestiny

>>42844488
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

same autistic thing i go as every year, a banana

>>42854795
>on the contrary I am a beaner asian
I kekd out loud

>>42850120
Serious answer, Wolverine. Only works if you're buff though

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>>42873190
Not really.

>>42855229
L-london?

>>42844372
>halloween
>excuse to wear shit thats inappropriate the other 364 days a year
Considering getting a nazi uniform desu

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>>42844372

If you're not going as Bane in middleschool are you even /fit/?

>>42848824
skullomania?

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Part of an Avatar group costume. Zuko and Katara are dating so I apologise in advance for supporting a Zutara ship.