>fucked up my shoulder, cant work all the upperbody after seeing the doc
>still decide to go at the gym
>gonna work legs and abs
>shit is fucking boring
>out of boredom decide to try treadmill
>never used one of those in my life
>see a scroll wheel with the notice next to it almost erased
>scroll that shit all up in one powermove
>it was the speed
>instantly went up from 5km/h to 20km/h
>lose balance
>thrown out of the treadmill
>hit broken shoulder against pillar of concrete
>make me do a +360° spinny willy
>finnish the spinny willy with my hands up in "gun position" facing the lady running next to me
>sperg out "bang bang"
>qts that were biking behind me mumble "wtf"
>leave the cardio room while keeping hands in gun position
I would do pull ups in the dips station
I have dwarfism
>retarded things you've done at the gym
lifted heavy items up and down repeatedly for an hour then left
>>42840029
wtf dude
why would you even do that
set the assisted pullup machine to my exact weight then move myself up and down with my fingertips pretending i'm in space
>>42841140
top kek
>>42840029
is scooby the top or the bottom?
>>42841296
Definitely the top
>>42841140
Good one
>>42840029
...you didn't post about it on facebook? are you even trying to make it?