Do you get morning wood, /fit/?

>>42838107
yes,and go get your hormones checked if you dont

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>>42838107

Not anymore...

>>42838135
Really? I'm pretty sure you can have no morning wood if you jack off a lot

>>42838135
>>42838107
You get morning wood because your body doesn't want you to piss your pants while you sleep. OP probably does not drink enough water.

>>42838160
Yes that is true. Frequent masturbation causes decreased test due to more prolactin in the body.

>>42838160
i jack off once or twice a day, and still get it the first time i wake. try eating more broccoli, cholesterol, and fat. it can help improve test from what ive read

>>42838160

Morning wood comes from the bladder being full + laying position. Sexual activity has nothing to do with it.
The majority of random boners are actually because you need to pee although you don't feel like "you need to pee"

>>42838107
24 and haven't gotten it in years. Once in a blue moon I might have a semi that goes away quickly.

>>42838192
I wake up in the middle of the night to go pee. Not always but when I don't I still don't wake up with a boner.

>>42838249
>the body makes it hard to pee because you really need to pee
what a catch 22

>>42838280
Weird but true.
It happens because your dick is actually filled with urine, to act as an emergency storage

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Wait do gay black dudes like fat white men like straight black dudes like fat white women?

I cum while sleeping and have orgasms while sleeping as well

>>42840008
they're basically the same. at that level of fatness one becomes agender and attractive to those blacks.

>>42838107
Rarely, but it's weak whenever I do.

> twf Estrogen levels are at 40 pg/mL

kill me, boys

>>42838192
Pretty much this, if you drink a lot and don't wake up in the middle of the night to pee you will end up with a morning wood.

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Morning erections are a good indicator of health, in fact some doctors consider it like a canary for future cardiovascular disease. Sex hormones peak in the morning so having an erection is a sign of healthy hormone levels. What's more is that erections require good cardiovascular function as well, so having erections when you wake up is considered a good sign of general health.

If you don't get erections at night or in the morning then you're probably not healthy. You're either a low test beta or you have terrible blood vessels and you'll surely die from cardiovascular disease in your 40s.

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>>42838249
this is half-true

the other half is that testosterone levels peak in the morning