>>42831105
N'WAH tier aesthetics
you need to absorb the power from that dwarf thing to look like this.
I wonder how small the number of power there are that would enjoy a dagoth ur and rich piana fusion. Of the replies are above 5 I'll draw it
Starting S'wit+GOMAD (Gallon Of Mazte A Day)
>>42831105
>>42831223
do it boi
GOSAD
Gallon of Skooma a Day
>>42831223
Pls. I'll check back tomorrow.
>>42831389
>GOSAD
>I already am..
>>42831223
do it for the tribe unmourned.
>>42831223
do it for the Sixth House
>>42831223
Do it for CHIM.
>>42831105
>tfw no abs on my lats
fuck I am not gonna make it
>>42831105
>Invest all my level up points into STR
>Invest all my level up points into END
>Sleep one hour a day
>Spend everyday in heavy ebony armor carrying axes, spears, and swords.
>Spine is a straight as a khajit tail on skooma
>Kwarma scrib are faster than me
My walking commute to work takes a week
>Live right next to ebony mine
>Landlord hates me after I negotiate rent charges me 3 times the norm
>Have to sell my armor and weapons just to live
>Get blight and lose all my gains
>>42831223
Do it, outlander
Are you still natty if you drink flin before every workout?
Knew Red Mountain was an inside job mode.
We're watching you....scum.
>>42831223
Do it cuck
>ywn give Almalexia the natty lickaroo
>>42831105
How do I into Saint Jiub mode?
>>42831223
Do it.
>>42831223
Fuggin dew eet
>mfw my father was an alchemist and passed his trade on to me
>I'm out in the ashlands brewing super natty potions that get me buff with almost no effort
enjoy lifting heavy objects, n'wahs
>>42832324
>Super natty potions
>Natty potions
Lol you mean your Sodas?
Lol enjoy your bitch tits, Yagrum
Real talk, how do I into THIS mode?
>>42832481
This made me think... a suit of full plate armor must be pretty heavy... if you wore it all the time you'd get swole after a few weeks, right?
why even work out when you can get ripped just by doing your day-to-day life in a suit of armor?
>>42832481
>live in giant mushroom tower
>study all day erryday
>make elaborate traps and invite thieves
>be a total bro
congrats u made it
t. CHIMster
>>42831105
best game ever for me
>>42833223
no it's the best game ever for me
>>42833250
no its for me
Best mode coming through
>>42833256
no me
>>42833257
hahaha holy fuck literally spat my water out
>>42833257
i came her to get 3's
>>42833257
holy shit that's gold m8
>>42833006
>spend loads o money on a heavy suit
>wear it for a few weeks
>get swole af
>suit no longer fits
>>42833324
No trick to it. Just get one of those cheap armorers hammers and start banging.
>>42833373
>couple of years later
>get in an accident, need MRI
>get into the machine, it turns on
>eyes scrambled like fuckin eggs
Blacksmiths get metal fragments all over; it is not good unless you're a professional
>>42833373
You know that smashing armor with a hammer won't make it fit a different body shape? this isn't some korean MMO anon
Also, stretching the armor would make it thinner, thus reducing your defense, and be proportionately lighter given your newfound strength, so you wouldn't get gains as quickly. Better to just discard the suit and find another one that fits better, like some kind of swole hermit crab
>>42833392
Looks like someone didn't do their Restoration lessons. S'wit.
>>42833392
>>42833414
It was a quote from the game. Come on now.
>>42833441
>not just casting shield on your self
>not just getting somebody to cast crushing burden on you
>not using Tinur's hoptoad for box jumps
N'wah detected
Restoration is good, alteration is better.
>>42833479
>alteration is better.
Not mastering illusion to break into homes using muffle and nightvision then using paralysis to rape hot elven sluts
>>42833324
just upgrade to a bigger suit and get swole again
>>42833502
Bah. Conjuration master race coming through. Why do it yourself like a peasant when you can summon a Dremora to do it instead? Fetchers will never learn.
>>42832176
Who is this fluid druid
>>42833594
>conjuration
Pfft you can't finger a girl discretely across the room at your father's Televanni council party without Mysticism
>>42833626
>implying you'll be invited to parties if you know mysticism
even your post is enchanted with Demoralize Humanoid :^)
>>42831223
I'M A GOD
HOW CAN YOU OUTSCOOP GOD?
>>42833844
dubs of truth. Only betas use mysticism. The Chad school of magic is destruction
>not burning virgins as a sacrifice to Mehrunes Dagon with your fireballs
>>42833844
top von kek
>>42833257
it all makes sense now