What does it take to be "80's hot"?

Son, a good 75-80% of /fit/ would have AIDS.

>>42829521
that's an all-american girl right there. All natural. Fuck these caked up instagram thots today

She's like 55 now

>>42829673
I still would

>>42829521

a pussy

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>>42829628

80s girls still love Chad

>>42829673
probably has a daughter just like that out there

Live in a country that was still 80%+ white and don't be obese
I hate modern America

>>42829567
Fit is 75-80% black?

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>>42829768
>implying Scandinavia isn't cucked

>>42829759
apply modern fashion and libshit quirks

https://youtu.be/Zd87x5IPmW4

>>42829521
>80s hot
Yea literally no such thing that decade was dogshit

>>42830423
Could you tell us some tales, oldfag?

>>42829521
this right here is what i want. where to find grill like these today?

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The absolute GOAT era for female aesthetics

>>42829521

Weird boobs and no ass. I would be ok with it.

>>42829521
As a man? Be a rockstar or as close as you can to one. Skinny and flamboyant and "tough".
As a woman? Be a woman. Same as any other decade.

>>42830432
Just imagine every hot girl you know doing enough coke to make her unhot and enough hair to suffocate you with
Voila
1980-1989 in one sentence you're welcome

>>42830434

Retirement communities and cafes around shopping centres.

>>42829521
probably being in the 80's would be a good start

>>42829521
Never wear a bra, stay skinnyfat

>>42830523
sounds awesome

"Hot" women from the 80s have always looked to me like average women with big hair.

I think standards were lower before the Internet because it was harder to discover people.

In 1985 if you wanted a to find a hot chick you had to walk around a beach or something and pick somebody out of the top 1% of the few hundred people there. Today you can go to Instagram and pick somebody out of the top 1% of hundreds of millions.

>>42830523
Coke is great, that decade sounds fun. Its almost stressful doing coke at parties now because everyone has phones and shit, don't want to lose a job opportunity because somebody has a picture of me with a straw up my nose.

>>42830523
yeah, but don't you miss that 80's style?
https://youtu.be/iH8au4ckD0Y

>>42830674
Nothing against coke. Just saying it was a too much of a good thing kinda decade
Like h now

>>42830735
>Like h now
I'm not sure your experience of the 80's was a typical one. It just sounds like you're a druggie and you hang out with other druggies. I don't know anyone who does heroin. Everyone I know is an alcoholic or a pothead or married with kids. No dope fiends, though.

>>42829776
Laughed so hard I shit myself.

>>42830655
Has more to do with Photoshop, make up and selfie game significantly higher.

I remember how women wore make up even 15 years ago. You could only but crap even in expensive stores.

>>42830682

hot 80s women still love CHad.

those dudes int hecommercials are pretty good looking

>>42831495
Did women ever not love chad? Why point this out?

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>>42831534
So why does the virgin walk get promoted so much as being desirable? Lemme guess, pure co-incidence.

>>42829628

OK, granpa

>>42829521
>80s hot

take a look at the old barbie bimbo look

>>42829521
ahh, women before the thicc meme

not even a /pol/tard, but rap and ""urban"" culture ruined things. white suburban kids listening to rap, smoking blunts, "tryna, finna, naw sayin, etc"

inb4 grampa

>>42830413
cool video

>>42830655
Sure except in real life its kind of hard to bullshit abs and muscles compared to the internet where you just run filters and Photoshop.

Cocaine.

>>42829521
Big hair, big hips, high waisted bikini, and most importantly white.

>>42830523
fun fact: there was less cocaine in America in the 80s than there was in the 70s

>>42833947
Because they snorted it all.

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>>42830462

Fuck yeah, high waist or GTFO

>>42829521
listen to vaporwave 3 x 1 hour every day

>>42829521
Girls didn't eat as much back then, and they had different hair and clothes. Thats literally it.

>>42829521
Big hair with average body fat and zero muscle.

or if you are a man
aesthetic hair
muscles
not a shit face

all of these help if you're white.

Be healthy

blonde hair, bad forward head posture, flat ass, big tits, twig body

>>42835191
>that thigh gap and vulva
Muh dickkkk

>>42835191
>wears the swimsuit on the wrong side
haha, what a dumb bitch

>>42829784
>implying only scandinavia has 80% whites baka

>>42836854
~ P E R F E C T I O N ~

>>42830413
thanks for the motivation, awesome video

>No average 80's girl to call up with a landline phone to invite to the roller rink on a friday night to pop black beauties and quaaludes together, make fools of our self in public with, and bump uglies with after barely surviving the drive home, drugged and slopily singing along with love songs on the radio
Is there any reason to even continue living like this? Life is suffering....

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>>42829521
all...those.....hungry.............. skeletons

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