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WARNING DO NOT READ
Sleeping on your side will decrease your shoulder width due to your clavicle bone being compressed.
See I told you not to read
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>>42829463
I feel like this could be true, but are there any source??
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>>42829463
That's why I sleep with my lower body twisted so that my hips compact but my upper body flat to keep my shoulders wide
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>>42829488
im still gonna be sleeping on my side tho lol. its comfy af and i doubt there's anything to it really

https://www.google.dk/search?q=sleeping+on+your+side+makes+your+shoulders+narrow&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b-ab&gws_rd=cr&dcr=0&ei=gie3WcbVKsze6QS09r3wCQ
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Shit thread, but what is a good pillow for sleeping on your back? Nothing ever feels quite comfortable. Willing to shill out a bit if it's good.
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>>42829498
Desultory, if you can manage to sleep without a pillow for 2 weeks or so. Every pillow till forever feel comfy
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>>42829463
This is why I sleep with my legs hanging off the bed, so they'll get longer. But people have made fun of me for it
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>>42829463
Face down is best sleep position anyways
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>>42829588
Great way to develop a receded lower jaw, idiot
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>>42829714
Face down is not sleeping on a fucking jaw you retard
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I literally can not sleep on my back. I will just sit there, starring at the ceiling for hours, occasionally drifting into sleep for a few hours only to wake up again
but seemingly, sleeping on my stomach is mega comfy, til the next morning and I feel that stiff neck
thinking of putting a massage table's pad on top of my bed, then putting a few hard foam spaces around it so I can have air flow for my face that is in the hole
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>>42829588
Makes penis smaller
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Fucking plebs, i levitate
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>>42829463
Im barely out of dyel and my shoulders are almost 22" across (vice measured). Sleep on side a lot. There is no actual reason why this this should restrict growth.
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>>42829495
How's that back pain going?
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>>42829498
A rectangle shaped foam pillow. They're not expensive.
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>>42829714
Often find myself sleeping on my face. I don't think this is true as I have a very pointy chin that is level with my nose.
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What about Wolff's law?
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>>42829463
That's why I sleep with my tummy against the bed and with my arms open to the side:I lose bodyfat in my stomach and, it actually enlarges my shoulders. All of this while sleeping.
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>He doesn't sleep on his side at the very edge of his bed with a weight tied to his dick hanging off the side

enjoy no dick gains
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>sleeps

when will they learn.

Anyone here with wide shoulders and bent clavicles?

My training made me superhuman.
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>>42829588
makes inverted nipples
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>half the people ITT taking OP seriously

why is /fit/ so full of borderline retards? good god
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>>42829588
Lets ghosts rape your butt
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On the floor in the middle of the room stretched out like starfish master race reporting
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>tfw always sleep either facing down or sideways and always worry it might be somehow fucking up my posture/frame
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Im the only one that wakes up with a finger up your ass? Idk if its gay or what, but it been hapennig to me lately.
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>>42829463
not an ounce of truth to this. my shoulders are just under 24" and i've slept on my side since childhood
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>>42830322
Is it your finger?
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>>42830385
Yes
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>>42830322
You have worms and are scratching your asshole in your sleep
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this was my first piece of advice at 18, first time doing time
>if you don't trust your celly, sleep on your belly
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>>42830457
Don't sleep on your belly*

Hopefully someone didn't read that and leave the thread
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>>42829463
What if having thick wrists and big hands weighs your arms down, giving the appearance of smaller shoulders?

I believe that is the scenario with the guy on the left, because his traps are bigger from shrugging his heavy hands every time somebody asks him where his shoulders are.
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>>42829463
I always sleep on my stomach. That explains why my dick is so small.
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does anybody else sleep in this position?
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>>42830474
on top of that, the guy on the right's image is photoshopped
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>>42830505
why such a huge bed? for a haram with your hentai blow up dolls?
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>>42830505
That's exactly how I sleep only without the pillow.

I like to lean forward a little so I'm half-way on my side and my belly. As I breath and move my dick hangs down and rubs against the sheets. It feels nice.
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>>42830521
>he's 3' 1"
>his bed is 15' x 15' wonderland

>might just suck with perspective
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>>42829588
i'll do that when i'm dead
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>>42829578
on average, how many people are watching you sleep?
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>>42830505
Yeah I sleep just like that but it feels gay fuck. I wish I could sleep on my back.
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>>42830505
based swastika position
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literally every time i try to sleep on my back i get night terrors

how 2 fix?
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>>42830688
Don't sleep on back.
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I can't sleep on my back.

It doesn't matter if I haven't slept in days and am literally falling asleep standing up. If I'm lying on my back I just won't fall asleep.
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>>42830711
appreciate it
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>>42830688
a guy goes to the doctor
he says, he doc, it hurts when I do *this*
the doctor says
don't do that.
now, that'll be $500. you can pay the receptionist on your way out.
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>>42830192
kek
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>>42829463
I always slept on my side, and i got wider than average shoulders.
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>>42830744
imagine how wide your shoulders would be if youd have slept on your back
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>>42830744
>>42830833
rekt
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>>42830506
Not to mention it cuts out his fuck huge hips.

These images of guys with photoshopped shoulders is honestly one of the worse memes here
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>>42830505
>tfw full body pillow I cuddle with at night
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>not hanging like a bat to stretch your spine for maximum height (added at least 4 inches this way)

>not allowing gravity to rest your jaw in the perfect position, aligned with the moon for maximum jaw aesthetics
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>>42829495
Kekd
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>>42831097
kek, the chad slumber
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Am I the only one who thinks both these guys look like shit? Having disgustingly wide shoulders just makes your muscles seem smaller and your head look pea sized.
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>>42829463
>dosent sleep on his side to let his dick hang and gravity stretch out his pee pee to make it bigger

kys op
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>>42830026
kek
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>>42830290

virgin detected
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>>42829463

That's exactly right, it's like how standing compresses your bones making you a tiny little manlet

>he didn't sit on the computer for the first 20 years of his life for maximum height gains

lmao when will they learn?
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>>42830456

lol, he who dosen't have a boyfriend who leaves his cock in your arse as you sleep
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>>42829463

Has anyone noticed the guy on the right has wider hips than the guy on the left?
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>>42829588
I did this as a kid and now my dick has a bend in it because of all of my morning wood was compressed against the mattress for almost a decade.
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>>42829495
Retarded genius
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Real niggas sleep flat on their backs.
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>>42830505
Yes but swap bottom arm and top arm, because i got used to it when i used to slip my arm under my ex's head at night.
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>>42832163
Howthe fuck do I manage to do that anon?
When I try sleeping on my back my neck hurt, even with my huge memory foam pillow, or if I had another one
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Who here /pretendgf/
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>>42832277
>using a huge pillow to sleep on your back
That's the problem buddy. You're forcing your spine into a non-neutral position. Use a small pillow or no pillow.
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>>42832301
>getting rid of the comfy pillow grandma gave me
I can't anon, and even when I sleep with small pillow my neck still hurts
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>>42830062
Yep me aswell
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nice try but shoulders are 100% genetics

no way to cheat your inferior genes
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>always sleeping on your back
Enjoy your puny lats and nonexistent rhomboids

I personally recommend starting sleep
A - sleep on back
B - sleep on belly

Week 1:
Mo - A
We - B
Fr - A

Week 2:
Mo - B
We - A
Fr - B

Sleep in floating tank on rest days
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>>42831511
The guy has massive hips, it's why it's cropped here. Someone edited his shoulders to be wider and cropped out his giant hips.
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>>42829753
I cant sleep on my back either. Cant even fall asleep at all. Shit sucks.
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>>42830505
pretty close
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whatever clavicle lengthening surgery is possible these days looksmaxxxing really can go far these days being a 5/10 is a CHOICE anyone can by an 8/10 if you just get clavicle lengthening, lower limb lengthening, jaw and nose surgery and hair transplant if you are bald.
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>>42829714
>implying jawline not all genetics
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I've always slept on my side and my shoulders are still wide
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>>42830203
>the Chad slumber
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>>42830505
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>>42832568
R u a gril?
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>>42832610
no shit its a grill. not a very good looking one too
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>>42832568
L O N D O N

O

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D

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>>42830457
>>42830471
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>>42830192
I honest to god consider this when I try to sleep in this position.
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>>42830688
I used to get sleep paralysis when sleeping on my back, I still do regularly because in any other position theres just nowhere to fold up my fucking skeletor arms.
I highly recommend it, fighting off crazy ass red eyed shadowy demons is super fun. Although since I punched the shit out of last one that sat on my chest they leave me alone.
Fucking pussies.
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>>42832568
I'd love to suck on your titties and then slowly kiss you down to your clit and give you the ol'lickaroo
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>>42832751
Dude, bro, what? I'm a man, cut that gay shit out
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>>42829463
>sleeping on your side makes your shoulders narrow
>sleeping on your stomach gives you lordosis
>sleeping on your back gives you sleep paralysis

Am I supposed to levitate?
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>>42832413

can someone make an infographic for this?

make sure you warm up before sleep
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>>42832836
Sleep upside down, hanging from your feet
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>>42829463
guys i can't sleep on my side because my shoulders are too wide
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>>42832836

Sleep standing up you fucking pleb
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>>42829588
enjoy severe anterior pelvic tilt

except if you do it on purpose because your boyfriend doesnt want to see your face while fucking
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>>42832851
My head would explode
>>42832855
I've unironically done that as a kid
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>>42829921
density aint size. if they are compacted they get more dense too
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>>42830290
DO NOT BEND YOUR KNEES EVER

IT WILL SHORTEN YOUR HAMSTRINGS
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>he isn't awake at all times

Sleepcucks are fucking pathetic
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>>42832649
Can you get sleep paralysis hallucinations if you sleep in complete darkness and can't see shit even if you open your eyes
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>>42832860
sleeping on my back emphasizes my anterior pelvic tilt because butt too big
but i can only sleep on my back
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>tfw can only sleep on my stomach
>read about how horrible it is for your back
>i can't change it
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuug
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>>42832892
Try putting a pillow under your knees
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>>42832836
that pic is the most revolting AND arousing thing I have seen this month, and I regularly lurk /d/ ffs
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>>42832892
post butt immediately

and invest in tube pillow to place under knees/lower hammies along with posterior pelvic tilt glute bridges 2xF twice a day

but more importantly, post butt
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>>42832917
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How do you even sleep on your back? When I try, I just well lay on my back. That's not comfortable and I can't sleep at all.
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>>42832930
jesus take the wheel

>>42832941
takes some getting used to, about two weeks for most people. can speed up by sleeping on hardwood floor every other day for the first week, but you will hate it throughout kek
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>>42829463
HOW DO I SLEEP ON MY STOMACH HEEELP MEEEEEE
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>>42832923
its hairy and full of stretchmarks
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>>42832836
sleep squatting with your back against a large, jagged rock like a real man
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>>42832128
>implying the g-spot poker dick modification isn't a gift from god
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>Thinly veiled mewing LOOKSMAXING neck theory PUA thread
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>>42829463
>sleep on right side
>never get a wet dream
>decide to try to sleep on back
>wet/sex dreams 3 times in a row
what the fuck
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>>42832990
did I stutter
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>>42829588
enjoy flattened nose and decreased liver function bro
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>>42829588
and you wonder why you have gyno
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>>42832890
Yes, their eyes usually glow. Not to mention that sometimes they touch you, like the one that sat on my chest. Took me a moment to overcome the fear and the paralysis but once I lifted my arms I just started punching the fuck out of it and it sorta clawed its way away over my face, felt its feet or whatever on my head and face. It looked like a gretchen sort of, more meaty and I felt my hands hitting it, too.
Another time a creepy old had looking fuckhead was standing at the end of my bed and then when I managed to start moving again it fucked off, but not before sort of grabbing onto my leg.
I swear if I catch one of those fuckers Im gonna go all supernatural on its ass.
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>>42829495
Enjoy having no kids in the future
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>>42832890
>>42833239
Forgot to mention that my first ever sleep paralysis is also one of my earliest memories, and I saw a full, solid body fucker walking around my roon while glowing bright green.
Didnt fight him tho, I wish I could.
Fucking green man, I want to get him so bad and fuck his shit up.
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>>42833239
Bro....sage your fucking shit. That might not be sleep paralysis if you were literally getting up and punching it.
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>>42829714
>>42829769
>>42830135
>>42832128
>>42832860
>>42833222
>>42833230
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You need t sleep on your left side to let your lymph nodes drain if you sleep on your right they will clog and your fucked you sleep on your back your fucked you sleep on your stomach enjoy your ulcers
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>>42833268
my bad, also I just managed to barely lift my arms with the chest one. Its hard as fuck, too.
They always dissapear when I manage to move, and it sure is sleep paralysis. I had it atleast 5-10 times.
First 5 I was just shitting my self with absolute fear, but then I slowly started to notice that either I can already move some body part, or that if I try hard enough I can basically fully wake up or whatever.
The chest one happened like a year ago, and since then I had no more incidents.
Gotta experience for yourself, bro. Its pretty difficult to convey exactly how terrifiyng and real it feels.
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>>42833300
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>>42830505
>2017
>Not sleeping suspended perpendicular to the floor for maximum spinal decompression
Enjoy the manlet pit subhumans
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>>42833239
>>42833265
Jesus christ dude, that sounds fucking terrifying... I thought I was immune as long as the lights are turned off
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>>42833273
I have a bent dick if that helps.
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>>42833314
>chad exorcism
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>>42833449
Can also confirm bent penis
>But every night and morning I hump the bed it makes my peepee feel good
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>>42833314
Jesus christ!
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>>42829495
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>>42832892
I have this problem, there's a gap between lower back and mattress.
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>>42833352
kek
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>This kill the man
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>>42833427
It always is, but I think it only affects a small number of people so dont be too scared about it, brah.
I think they like the fear, so once you turn that fear into anger and try to fight them they fuck off.
>>42833314
This guy is my hero. I just punched one small asshole, he took it to another level entirely.
Fun times either way.
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>2018 minus three months
>not doing the 4chan stance for maximum gains

Confirmed for not going to make it.
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>>42832568
I don't know what's worse.

Hoping that you're a girl or a boy.

Either way good luck.
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I used to sleep on my left side a lot, all it did was lead to some bad rotator cuff damage.
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>>42829498
My Pillow (that's what they're called) on top of a firm, thinnish one. Makes me want to stay on my back all night
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>>42832568
That's a severe case of gyno
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>>42832568
A T L A N T A
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>>42829463
lmao my shoulders are broad as fuck and i always sleep on my side
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>side sleeper since forever
>wide shoulders
i dont believe it
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>>42835124
Soldier master race
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>>42830192
top kek
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>>42832568
WEW
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>>42832568
SOFIA
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>>42829488
native indians used to force their kids to sleep on their backs and they're all broad
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Are there any benefits to sleeping on the floor? I've been sleeping on a very thin futon for about 2 years now.
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>>42829495
I unironically do this
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>he doesn't sleep on this back without a pillow
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>>42830322
You're just dreaming about Rich Pianoman. We all are. I've been waking up with protein shake sprayed all over my butt and lower back.
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>>42832568
UMA
M
A
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While we're at it, about shoulders, what can I do to widen them more ?
Also jawline, I legit have a chad tier jawline now after being a round pudgy faced nerd, i used to chew gum but it doesn't really work, i had this adhesive paper tape , I started chewing its strips and they get really chewy and hard much chewy than gum , I chewed until my jaw started to hurt then i stooped, did this while playing vidya just chewing that shit, will I get glue poisoning or something ?
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>>42829495
I actually do this, is it bad?
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>>42832163
Real niggas never sleep, cause sleep is the cousin of death
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>>42835809
Maybe the wrong side
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>>42838740
pls respond will I die
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>>42835124
fetus master race
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i use to always sleep on my side but when i got fit i could only sleep on my back for some reason
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>>42832930
how are you supposed to get to the cooter
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>>42829463
Sleep paralysis and visitors prevent me from sleeping on my back since like forever so I slept on my back. For years now I'm spooning with my gf so no problem. Also my bones finished growing pretty much 8 to 10 years ago.
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>>42839603
>Sleep paralysis
I keep hearing about this meme on 4chan since like 07
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>>42829463


>sleeping at all

Enjoy your humanity
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>>42839628
Well good for you if you aren't prone to it.
btw >>42839603 *slept on my belly
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>>42832930


Could literally crush your dick by spasming during orgasm.
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>>42839628


Well, it does happen.
Used to spook me for quite a long time back when I was able to sleep properly.
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>>42833352
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>>42832568
A T L A N T A
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>>42830744
me too
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>>42839662
Thanks, chosen undead
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>>42832568
the body of /fit/
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>>42840806
What's wrong with it? i use an exercise bike daily, I'm /fit/
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>>42833352
The year is 2020. Elon's stem monkeys make space flights cheap. This makes possible travel to a mysterious privately owned geosync station named Pit-1. Traffic to and from this geo-sync station is beyond elons wildest imagination it seems almost as if 40% of earths population is seeking travel, Elon gladly invests all profit he can into Tesla. But soon the world will change forever. Almost as if overnight an uprising occurs, tall shadowy figures are seen throughout the world aggressively attacking everything in sight. In the ensuing chaos fragmented details emerge. Several figures are seen to have serial number tatoos on them. Soon a photograph is spread online, someone had captured an image right before being kneecapped. Experts online at a Mongolian wrestling forum identify the tatoo. It is a Manlet Pit identification tattoo. This revelation brings more questions than answers, how was this possible? Manlets had been expelled to Mexico and branded during the great protein shortage of 2018 and a wall built to keep them out. The Gym's Watch would never allow anyone below 6'2 past their guard...

Soon some worried eyes turned upward. Pit-1? Surely just a coincidence...
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>>42840954
But this guess was much more accurate then those wondering minds realized. Manlets secretly had been undergoing height exercises in zero-g. Growing to become misshapen, distended creatures. In the end they became abomination: Not truly manlet, not truly chad. They declared that the age of Chad had come to an end ... And that the age of the chadlet (orclet?) Had come.

Amber Heard sensed the coming upheaval and that demand for Teslas would go down in this new age of uncertainty.With elon at peak net worth and cash flow tight, Amber grew moist at the thought of what she would do to him. She promptly gave herself a black eye and staked claim to half Elons money - citing that she had a lifestyle to maintain.

Where were the Chads to fight this uprising, would their rule be so easily vanquished? Would Elon survive being justed by Amber? Who will Amber destroy next? What shadowy figures were behind the Pit-1, and is this the extent of their plans? Can a manlet at heart ever truly become a chad? Will they learn? Find out next time....
(Spoiler: it would end like war of the worlds but instead of germs 1-g gradually shrinks the Manlets back too lazy to finish)

>>42833352
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>>42829495
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Why not Sleep in a Squat?
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>>42832568
Next level androgyny right there.
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>>42840954
>>42840966
I genuinely enjoyed this.
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>>42831408
>1st grade
>parents buy PC
>spend about an hour at first
>fast-forward I'm 6'5
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>>42829578
Kek
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>>42830474
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>>42829588
enjoy your fused scrotum
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>>42832568
show puss so we know it is real
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Anyone else have a table fan blowing on full blast leaning on your face? Feels fucking amazing. How can you fucks sleep in silence or not have any wind on you is beyond my comprehension.
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>>42829463
Laying on my side hurts after a while. I usually lay on my side before I fall asleep, but I never fall asleep on my side. I don't like sleeping on my back because that's how sleep paralysis usually happens.
>>42829495
Same desu. My shoulders are always free. Either that or I sleep on my stomach and tilt my head to the side.
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>>42829578
lmao
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>>42832568
Can't tell if grill or a soy boy with gyno.
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>>42832568
this is a boy
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>>42842794
>soyboy
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>>42833273
penis bend and pelvic tilt can be googled in like 3 seconds. rest is shitposting
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>>42836296
if you do so on your back, yes of course. if any other position, eh, nah.
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>>42833352
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>>42829588
enjoy getting pimples all over your face you nasty fuck
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>>42833352
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>>42835124
>numbers dont add up to 100%
yep thats 4chan for you
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>>42832291

i wish i wasnt
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>>42832568
are you a girl(male) or a boy(female)
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>>42836296
Yes it corrects your spine ,i solved my nerve pain of one year by sleeping and i just wokeup like ai had nothing to begin with. Definetely recommend.
Also its the natural way to sleep for humans soft fabric makes your body feel in air and tense up.
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>>42829588
Enjoy chronic flapjack face faggot
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>>42829463
If you can compress your clavicle by sleeping on it, you would therefore have to be able to widen it by stretching it out (via wide grip pull ups).
Prove me wrong.
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>>42835124
i cycle between yearner, soldier and starfish, im also known for my wide shoulders
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>>42839628
not a meme. incredibly real to life nightmare where you think you're awake.
Last time a demon dragged me to hell, very typical shit happens so you get used to it
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>>42839603
>Also my bones finished growing pretty much 8 to 10 years ago.

That doesn't mean they turn into stone, you idiot. They're still highly malleable tissue.
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What is the most chad sleeping position and why is it the victory position?
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>>42829463
Being a manlet is worse for your clavical width than how you sleep.
>damn does it feel good to be >6'
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dELET THIS
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>>42830192
Boooo
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>>42832539
It isn't, it's like 99% nurture. If you grew up a mouth breather, you won't have a jawline.
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>>42833449
i dont
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>>42829463
everyone who fell for this is dumb. Do you lose height standing up because of the compression on your legs? fucking dumbasses everyone of you
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>>42842409
I can deal with white noise, I listen to a server room all day long. But just how in the fuck can you stand having cold air blow on your face while you're trying to sleep? Its so god damn annoying.
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>>42851669
You actually do. That's why you're taller in the morning. Duh
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>shoulder width
>wrist circumference
>height
>neck size
>jawline
any other insecurities im missing /fit?
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>>42855274
dik
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>>42835124
>2018 minus three months
holy fuck, you're right
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