What does it feel like to bust your ass several hours a week

Since OP is mindbogglingly retarded, I'll provide the source here:

http://www.sfgate.com/living/article/Dad-bod-still-making-women-swoon-study-finds-11222826.php

>Who are these researchers? you ask. Pudgy men, maybe?

>Actually, the online survey by Kelton Global of 2,006 Americans men and women 18 and over was commissioned by Planet Fitness. The survey has a margin of error of plus or minus 2.2 percent.

>Now you might think that a study commissioned by Planet Fitness suggesting that men need not go to gyms like Planet Fitness to hone their bodies would be the last thing that Planet Fitness would want to promote.

>But at Planet Fitness, it's all about acceptance. "We want our members to know they will never be judged while working out. So on Father's Day this year, we thought it would be fun to look at how men and women – parents or not – feel about the dad bod," said Jessica Correa, senior vice president of marketing at Planet Fitness.

>"Our survey results show the majority of people think positively about dad bods, and men who identify as having them are proud of who they are. That's exactly how we want all of our members to feel when they come to Planet Fitness."

>Other findings from the survey:
>—78 percent of women feel men with dad bods are confident in their own skin.
>—Nearly half of women (47 percent) even believe dad bods are the "new six-pack." Nearly three in five (58 percent) mothers feel dad bods are the new six-pack.
>—83 percent of mothers would be proud to have a husband with a dad bod.
>So have another slice of pizza after spin class, guys. She'll love you for it.

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http://www.planetfitness.com/news/gut-check-dad-bods-are-in-more-two-thirds-women-agree
>Online survey conducted by Kelton Global to 2,006 nationally representative Americans ages 18 and over, with a margin of error of +/- 2.2 percent.

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PLANET FATNESS
A GYM PROMOTING HIGH BF%

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>>42824759
>working out for wimmins
Maybe Ironically but no one does that sincerely

>>42824759
>survey asking people's opinions is prone to people not wanting to give socially unacceptable opinions
That study is trash. Should be measuring for physiological signs of attraction, not stated opinions. This is a meaningless study comissioned by marketers.
Its honestly a very clever way to market a gym. Most people are more interested in feeling like they do things than actually doing things.

Women are fatter than ever and expire much earlier health wise these days. It's no surprise their idea of an acceptable body has changed as well

>>42824865
>2.2% error
Invalid study.

John Hamm has 10/10 facial aesthetics and acts like a chad, all the "media" dad bods have perfect faces, the irl dad bods have weak jaws and don't act like chad

>>42824759
>Someone forgot moneys=honeys

>>42824972
and yet he has that "boring" aura

Last time i checked i didnt give a fuck about what other people wanted. I lift for me

>>42824946
p<0.05

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>>42824759
Who agrees that THICC is better than dad bod
It comes with a comfortable life and huge sex appeal

>>42824946
planet fitness conducted it, of course it's fucking invalid.

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/birth-control-pills-affect-womens-taste/
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/pill-users-choose-wrong-sex-partners/
tl;dr birth control gets women to go for men more "like them", aka effeminate

>>42824759
AAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
chick love "love handles"
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>42825088
God i wish i had that body

>>42826172
>every serious gf ive had was on the pill
G-guys?

>>42824865
Nearly half of women (47 percent) even believe dad bods are the "new six-pack."
>planet fitness goers
what about the study asking the same question to young childless women age 18 to 25

Stop posting on my board and kys

>>42825088
>thicc
He is really fucking lean, mate.

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>>42824759

>thinking women were ever interested in gym rats

women want a nice, smart, well educated guy that has a steady well paying job. Only 13 year old faggots would believe anything else.

>>42825088
Is this achievable natty.

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>>42824759
Face it this is the ideal male body, this is the platonic ideal of pure masculine fitness. This is the man your girl says not to worry about.

Ab cucks forever blown the heck out.

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>>42824759

>>42827448
If you have the genetics for it yes.

>>42827448
No

>>42827456
well... if dad bod is 10-20 pounds of fat above someone being super lean, this is not an example of that. This guy has like 40-50 pounds ABOVE dad bod.

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you're like 3 years late to the party you autistic mongoloid, literally nobody cares about "dadbods" anymore and even when they did it was mainly an ironic thing, with only an extremely small percentage of girls and actual faggots caring

>>42824759
I mean, be honest, one in a ten million dudes are as gifted as Jon Hamm is
>huge dick
>great charisma
>rich
>good actor
>funny
Anybody would kill to have his set up

>>42827276
Yeah, >serious gf, when they're not on the pill it's more likely to be a fling, but when they are...well, you can search "mate preference birth control", and get suggestions like "birth control not attracted to boyfriend"

>>42824865
>commissioned by Planet Fitness
Stopped reading right there. A mod should delete this thread

>>42827787
Why do you know how big his dick is?

>>42827858
he's famous for going commando and having a prominent member.

>>42827919
I just looked at 13 pictures of Jon Hamm's penis and I don't see what's so impressive about it.

>>42824759
Women don't choose him because of his body but because of his face, fame and money

>>Women don't want rock hard abs on their fellows, they want love handles. In fact, nearly seven of 10 found a few or 20 extra pounds to be attractive on men, researchers found.
In other news, men don't want long hair, big firm boobs and a round ass on women. In fact, nearly 10 out of 20 men found thin women to be attractive on women, researchers found.
See? I can make up shit too

>>42824759
> falling for the women meme
lol

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>>42827949
>I just looked at 13 pictures of Jon Hamm's penis

>>42827949
Your view is skewed because you watch too much porn. An average penis is around 5,5" but only men with at least 7" make it in porn.

>>42827488
>Russian olympic
>Not on all kinds of deluxe-bathtub made soviet turbogear

Ahahaha
Yeah boy just keep squatting and eating chicken, youll be there in no time

>fat women pretend to like fat men

wow this changes everything...

how does it feel to not know that by being fat pieces of garbage and reproducing with other fat pieces of garbage, those fat pieces of garbage are destroying their genetic lineages, while the healthy people who reproduce with other healthy people are preserving their own, and cultivating offspring who are adaptable and capable of surviving in more challenging environments that promote positive mutations that further humankind?

how does it feel to have to pretend that people actually sexually desire a "dad bod" in order to mask their self-loathing and overwhelming sense of unfulfilled needs?

how does it feel to have to pretend that attractive people who spend time on their health are somehow excluded from the reproductive process? do you ever have those lucid moments where you recognize your own frailty and hypocrisy, when you see that it's your self-loathing and bitter contempt that drive your need to mischaracterize others in an effort to hide from your negative emotions?

sad.

>>42828019
No, plenty of guys in porn have 6" but they use small girls and camera angles to make them look bigger.

Surveying women on their sexual preferences

Gee, why would someone lie on an anonymous survey
I am sure they all were honest
I mean, nobody lies when protected by anonymity right guys?

Literally there is no literal reason

>>42828019
>>42828077
>entry requirement is only 7"
Fug. I knew I should have done porn.

>>42828019
I have a 7" penis and a wife famm.

>>42828019

Nigger, my dick is over 6", and I'm a manlet faggot. I don't believe any of the trash that claims whites have below 6" as average.

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>>42828166
>I knew I should have done porn
>being this naive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XA5j6PBe2s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3N_Ysq4lD40

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>daily chubby chaser threads on /fit/
>women claim to like chubby guys
>LIES AND PROPAGANDA

>>42824759
if dad bod is more popular id guess its cos there is more fat cunts and they give the answer so they dont feel superficial while being land whales

females mind 101

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You may not like it, but this is what peak male sex appeal looks like

can comfirm, girls dont really mind dad bod. girls i told i wanna lose weight were all like "why?"
only did it for the face gains desu, its really noticeable

>>42827421
> implying these are exclusive
I think every brainlet asshole uneducated idiot in /fit/ knows they are disposable to womin. Why not be all of them and fit? Definitely beats the dad body lazy cunt.

>>42828491
These girls are so ugly...