"Ok, now please you take off your shirt" Wat do!!!???

I take it off and pretend my acne scars are scars I got from surviving a really dangerous knife attack

>>42822249
flex a cep' and say, "how this for a start?" Because I am not retarded and know what girls want.

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>>42822249
*flex my dick*
*unzip my bicep*

>Only if you take off your's babe

>solid

You take off your fucking shirt
It's your own fucking fault that your choices throughout your life led you on the path of being embarrassed at the mere thought of taking your clothes off

>>42822249
>be me
>in rehab for prescription pills
>skinny, but still fit - 6'3 200
>sexy 25 yo Italian nurse doing intake
>tells me i have to squat and cough to make sure no drugs in my ass (kek)
>she tells me i have to do it fully naked
>like an alpha male i strip all my clothes off within seconds
>she turns around, looks down and blushes
>says "ph my ... well, you're not shy are you"
>say i have nothing to hide
>she says "you couldn't hide that thing if you wanted to"
>started fucking her 2 days later in the rehab

feels good when even at your lowest, women still throw themselves at you for having a big dick.

B-but I'm bulking..

>>42822299
>200
>skinny
Stopped reading right there.

>>42822249
???

Are you dyels this weak? I've taken my shirt off in front of groups of nurses. Last week it was a nurse, a doctor, and a physicians assistant.

>>42822249

*takes off shirt*

"Wow anon, do you browse /fit/?"

>take off shirt
>mom looks to the other side, embarrassed of me being so fat and ugly
I'm sorry mom

>>42822316
>6'3 200
>big
spotted the lil guy

>>42822299
things that didn't happen for 100

>>42822249
>take off shirt
>nurse looks for a bit but otherwise doesn't show much attention because she's a professional not some 15 year old kid's fantasy.
>get regular checkup
>chat for a bit
>leave

that's how it'd go.

>>42822334
200 with low bf % is an ideal. I doubt you're even close to that.

Hope she doesn't comment on my gyno

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>>42822249
*takes of shirt*
>wtf there's another shirt
>nurse is laughing
>"anon why do you have two shirts on LOL"
>I don't remember this
>panic
>rip off second shirt
>there's another shirt
>nurse giggles
>"ok really funny but I don't have all day"
>begin to feel nauseous
>room starts to spin
>get up off table
>rip another shirt off, green sweater underneath
>rip another off frantically, red and white christmas sweater underneath
>rip another off, thank god its just a wifebeater underneath
>Take off wifebeater, sit back down on table
>I put my hand on my chest as I begin to exhale in relief
>why... why is my chest so fuzzy
>feel my heart skip a beat through the matted white wool coat
>blood rushes to my head, get right back up and begin to scream
>nurse screams, leaves the room
>frantically keep ripping shirts off
>after 10 more I'm covered in sweat
>room keeps getting bigger and bigger
>I vomit trying to take off an undersized polo and end up covered i vomit over an array of shirts like a tornado after hitting a macies
>nurse open the door
>get on the floor
>everyone walk the dinosaur

>>42822409
>Someone spent 5 minutes typing this

Take it off because the doctor has seen way more fucked up shit and ages but going to be attracted to a pleb like me in the first place.

>>42822409
not funny

>>42822299
Tonight on Things That Absolutely Happened Like For Real

>>42822345
t. DYEL

>>42822409
This is not the thread where you pretend to be on /b/ in 2007

>>42822409
I chuckled

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>>42822249
Ask her if we can play dress up and switch outfits

>>42823090
I liked it

>>42822409
i liked this story. I think it is analogous to the extreme insecurity of some people, i.e, uggos and fatties who refuse to take off their shirts in fear of embarrassment

>>42822299
and then my balls started clapping and my buttcheeks thanked me for my service

>>42823189
go to /b/ then, you'll have a riot
good laughs all around

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>>42822316
>>42822338
>>42823110
>>42823230
literally not even memeing

>>42823248
I'll just take your word for it then, friendo. Maybe post pics? no homo

>>42822299
m8, medical professionals react to genitalia like a retail cashier on a tuesday afternoon

U R A FAGGET