virginity or two pl8s

>>42820506
no way weirdo wtf is wrong with you

deadlifting 4pl8

jokes on you im 25 khhv

>>42820506
Definitely sex...

>>42820521
im only 19 but im expecting to be a khhv till im about 25 aswell

I was a lot more proud of my lifts than getting/having sex but i guess thats cause some of us get it easy.

2 plates, but I'm a virgin so I dunno lol

5pl8 deadlift felt better than either

>>42820506
I haven't benched 2pl8 but losing my virginity was dogshit, so I'm going to guess hitting 2pl8 will be more satisfying

>>42820506
When I hit 4pl8 I am willing to make a comparison - who the fuck is happy about a 2pl8 bench? I mean cmon.

>>42820557
Pretty much this I tried for 2months and got sex from virgin as a fatass 5"7 manlet meanwhile 2pl8 bench took me 10 months to achieve

>>42820506
2plates, because it depends only on my actions. To have consensual sex you need someone to agree. The plates didn't agree and I still did it.

>>42820506
the bench obviously. compare how many people can bench 2pl8 vs how many people have had sex

>>42820506
without a doubt 2plate bench

I lost my virginity at 13 to a pill addled 14 year old whore that ended up ODing a few years later so.. Probably 2pl8 yeah

>>42820614
what a pleasant memory

>>42820506
Well I'll tell you when I get to 2 plates. However... losing my virginity was a let down. I didn't even cum my first time.

>>42820506

Losing my virginity. If you chose two plates, you`re still a virgin

2pl8 had no negative aspect to it or other issues. I fingered her ass and my room smelled like poop. 2pl8 I just took a leap of joy. It's also comparing a 10 second thing to an hour long thing, of course the longer event is going to feel more impactful.

>>42820663
>fingered her asshole
Are you mentally retarded or what

>>42820614
same for me but with switched ages
was my emo phase too so I looked like a skinny greasy faggot
still haunts me to this day desu

>>42820506
I'm a weak fuck, but exercising makes me feel way better than sex.
I was so hyped for fucking a girl, but then it was just fucking stupid. How fucking boring, definetly feels better than jacking off, but is it worth all the trouble?

>>42820663
>Fingering a chick's ass the very first time you get laid

M A D M A N
A
D
M
A
N

I bet you're the kind of guy to try and take all the groceries in one trip even when you know you can't

Lost my virginity at 11, fucked for a good long while but didn't cum. She scratched me up pretty bad though.
Didn't actually nut while having sex till 18 and that was with some milf slut who called me up out of the blue.
Hit two plate at 14 after a year or so of lifting

I'm proud of neither.

>tfw haven't got either
>tfw finally hit my body fat goal and have two dates this week
>tfw progressing every week and on track to finally hit 2 pl8 this year

do i have good times ahead?

>>42820715
Did you fuck you dog or something eh, Johnny?

>>42820760
next door neighbors grand daughter
she was a bit of a bitch now that I think about it.

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>>42820506
desu losing my virginity was more important because I was a latebloomer with 21.
It was such a release from the pressure about feeling like a little virgin nerd.

>>42820756
Don't expect too much or you will be disappointed.

>>42820506
Lifting desu, but I also lost my virginity to a prostitute and it was quite anticlimactic.

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>>42820506
Honestly hitting lmao4pl8 diddly felt the best for me. Then again I lost my vcard to a chubby +1 type bitch so didn'tfeelgoodatall but eh

>>42820591
>non consensual lifting of plates
Ishygddt, that's rape

>>42820615
KEK

>>42820506
lost my virginity to a fat girl, went in unprotected and ended up getting blisters on my pee pee

>>42820907
I lost my virginity to a ~35yo hooker whose hooker name I forgot. Fuck she was hot though and I've had a hard on for milfs ever since.

>>42820957
worth it losing to a hooker?

>>42820506

First time was terrible, and the girl was fat and my friends found out so I couldn't even just write it off as a bad move. I would give a lot to be able to make my second time my first time.

But first 2plate bench was lovely.

1pl8 OHP felt better honestly.

>>42821004
Depends on your age.
Useful to get it out of your system

>>42820506
Losing virginity was better in the moment, but long-term, 2pl8 feels better.

The only reason I want to bench 2pl8 is i might then be attractive enough to get a girl who isn't fat.

>>42820506
benching 2pl8

>>42820756
Proud of you anon, keep it up

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2pl8

Everybody can loose their virginity relatively easy

2pl8 take a lot of work and theres no shortcuts.

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>>42820591
Rape those plates breh

>>42820506
pl8s hands down. losing your virginity is cool, but once it's gone, you're like, 'is that it?'

2pl8s honestly

>>42820591
What the fuck, you're supposed to ask for permission before you pick the pl8s up you sick fuck

>Moved to a new country
>join gym
>/fit/ chick and I have same schedule
>we always smile at each other when we meet eyes
>she ignores chad
>finally finish workout same time a second each other today
>her: "see ya later"
>"tomorrow?"
>"what?"
>"will i see you tomorrow?"
>"yes"
>pretend to be engaged in a text so I don't walk out with her after already saying goodbye

What do next? I'm pretty autistic when I catch her eye as I sit mouth breathing after a heavy set but I haven't totally caked it yet. I haven't dated anyone since I was 14 and am not gonna pretend I'm mature and ask her to coffee. I jerk off at home in a mess of biscuit wrappers and dirty cups

>>42820521
>claiming 4pl8 dead as if it's some kind of huge accomplishment
lmao

>>42823437
Eye contact and smile. Shoulda been like "Yeah I'll see you tomorrow Misses ....?"
She will then say her name and you say yours. Basic introductions.
Good luck bro, sounds like you might have a new friend!

Protip: Don't do the fucking stare at the phone shit again. It is a major turnoff for both sexes.

I'm guessing the point at which lifting is better than sex is the point in which you leave humanity behind. 2pl8 is not enough to leave humanity behind.

>>42823518
Noted. I'll do that shit tomorrow. Cheers

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>>42820713
>I bet you're the kind of guy to try and take all the groceries in one trip even when you know you can't

Is that not normal?

>>42820506
Benching 2 pl8 was a big achievement but losing my virginity was the culmination of the best week of my life so far with the best girl I ever dated, on my birthday.
I'm gonna go with losing my virginity

it all depends if i get to cum inside her. if not, it can wait.

>>42821479
>hit 2pl8 after less than a year of lifting
>still virgin after 21 years of life

What did he mean by this

>>42820506
I can just pay to get my dick wet here, while money won't get me to 2pl8 unless i roid, and roiding for 2pl8 would make me even more pathetic than a virgin

>>42820591
>not asking for consent
>not tipping the pl8s after
Hope you like jail time anon

>>42820756
You have this one chance, this one opportunity to get both at the exact same time.
No other fitizen in the world can claim that.
Fulfill your destiny.

>>42820610
I thought 2 plates was average? I'm not saying it's easy but it's also not the craziest achievement. Definitely loosing my Virginity lol.

>>42820684
Maybe you just suck in bed hahaha. Sex is fucking fun lol. Go Savage. Try new shit. New positions. Have fun out there bud. *Butt spank of motivation as you walk away

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How do I go beyond 1.5 plates? I fucked up my shoulder while benching and since then have been stalling...

>>42823923
Don't rush things. Patience goes a long way so practice strict form and take it's slow and controlled. Make sure you do your stretches before every workout. When I 1st started I always ignored it cus it was boring but it definitely makes a huge difference.

>>42820715
>fucked at 11
>2pl8 bench at 14
Chad confirmed

>>42823982
Dafuk is a chad

>>42824004
lurk more newfag

>>42820506
Hitting 5 plate squat felt good but not better than losing my virginity. I lost my virginity at 19 to a cute girl I was in love with at the time too so it was good. I haven't had sex since her. Squatting 5 plates still not as good as that.

>>42823696
>hit 2pl8 after a year of devoting time and effort to JUST THAT
>Got drunk one night at a beer festival, woke up the next morning no longer a virgin

>>42824028
I just realized 4chan has more to It that /gif/ and /s/ lol so wtf is a chad

>>42820506

Lost my virginity to my long term girlfriend of 6 years, took 2 years to get to that level. Over-rated. Meh, felt alright. I'd obviously lie and say it was the best thing ever to her, but no.

Benching 2 plates was over-rated too.
Now, fuck me - when I got 4 plates on bench for the first time (7 years lifting), holy shit. I don't know if it was that or a 300kg deadlift that I felt more happy about. After 2 years of no progress, stuck at 165kg bench press, and suddenely I progress. Oh my god.

It's like when you're stuck on a hard question or theory and suddenely it hits you, and the satisfaction, after working so long for it. Heck, hitting 4 plate bench was the best thing ever, sex is nice and is a great moment to share, but nothing will beat that moment. I'm stuck at 4 plates now and doubt it'll ever go up, unless I get a huge arch, but with the amount of hernias I have, I doubt that's happening.

Sex is over-rated, I think you'll find having a loving partner is much better, having your best friend, moments to share and moments together, the sex is nice and I wouldn't want to live without it but it isn't the best thing ever, only a virgin would suggest that, it's fairly underwhelming to what you think it is, making a huge achievement (to your mind) is better, unless of course sex was that achievement, in which case you over-hyped it and that's good for you. I had expectations way too high, let down, really. Benching 4 plates wasn't!

>>42824110
Right now, your oneitis is in a Skype call with Chad. He doesn't often pick up, but tonight he's in a good mood after hitting the ganja, so he decided to give the love of your life a few minutes in his presence. They talk for a while, your oneitis gazing into the webcam lens, her eyes shining a look she has never given to you, utterly entranced by Chad's face.

The conversation turns to you, and how you orbit her so much:
>Chad: Hahaah Ohh Fuuck. He actua-
>Her: Hahaha! stop! hahaha oh my g-
>Chad: He thinks you actually like him ba-
>Her: AHAHAHA CHAD STOP IT!
>Chad:Biiitch *laughs* it's funny! haha
>Her: *can't contain her laughter anymore* I.. I know ahaha.. I know *laughs uncontrollably*
>Chad: I mean seriously he thinks he has a chance *giggle*
>Her: *laughs even more*
After five minutes they stop, still chuckling to themselves occasionally. She looks up, nervous but full of happiness :
>Oh Chad, I think I like you..."
>Chad:Whaaat hahaha. I mean you're cool and all but shiiiet.. Hahaaa
>Chad: *phone starts ringing* Yo I gotta go.. Was cool talking though
Chad takes another hit, then hangs up without waiting for a response.
Your oneitis sits there, feeling a mixture of emotions. On one hand Chad has rejected her, but she's still relishing the moments she spent with him. Because to her, getting rejected by Chad is infinitely more valuable than being wined and dined by you.

>>42820591
>consensual sex
Nowhere was this specified.

>>42820506
I only lasted 30seconds when I lost my viriginity so I'm gonna go with 2pl8 bench.

Being strong > being good at fucking > arbitrary milestones > first fuck

>>42820506
I benched 2plate a lot easier than I lost my virginity.

>hit 2pl8 coming out of a cut where I looked peeled af and had dyel normies all mirin hard
>lost my v card spending 30 seconds awkwardly plowing a fat hooker
hmm I wonder...

>>42820591
>he didn't ask the pl8s before lifting them
How the fuck are you not banned from your gym

>>42820506
Benching 2pl8
I actually worked for it. And cared about it. Sex is overrated.

Losing the V card. It is an extreme mental satisfaction
[spoiler]never hit two plates. Didn't stop me from getting laid[/spoiler]

>>42820506
I wouldnt know for I have done neither

I started my bench with 3 pl8

>>42820506
You boys ready for the redpill of a lifetime?

>for a man, lasting gains in self improvement will always be better than sex
>for a woman, most lasting gains in self improvement are achieved THROUGH sex

Think about it. Really think about it.

What men stand to gain from sex:
>orgasm
>bragging rights
>temporary boost to psychological and emotional condition because of orgasm

What women stand to gain from sex:
>YOUR power
>YOUR wealth
>YOUR social status
>YOUR security
>bragging rights
>temporary boost to psychological and emotional condition

Not an MGTOW argument here. Physical intimacy is an important part of anybody's psychological and emotional wellbeing. Just trying to say that you'll get a lot farther in life trying to reach your maximum human potential than you will chasing pussy. Women use sex as a means to piggyback on mens' success and achievement through manipulation. Men use sex as a temporary release of stress and negative feelings.

>>42820662
Spotted the guy who only had sex once

>>42820506

2pl8's but the best sex has felt better than the biggest PRs.

>>42820506
Sex is pretty underwhelming for me. I'm haven't been able to bench 2pl8s yet but I'm slowly going up

>>42825743
Your fedora edges are razor sharp muh lady

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>>42820506
Benching lmao3pl8s felt fantastic but still have v-card @ 24 years old.
Though busting in an onahole for the first time felt marginally better than benching 2pl8s for the first time.

I lost my virginity to a whore so definitely 2pl8 since I did that without cheating.

Given that they both involved me struggling while a sweaty dude above me shouted "Push bro! Come on!" I'd say they were pretty similar.

>>42825901
Not an argument.

>>42820506
Y are they wearing pasties on their tits? If you're gonna be a slut you night as well go the full mile and show nipple instead of teasing us

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>>42820591
did the plates struggle?

>>42821037
I'm slowly on my way to this. Gonna reward myself hard when it happens. Thinking a ratty cheat meal and massage. Pivotal moment.

2pl8s
i mean the puss is good but really benching two solid 20kgs on each side for reps the first time was a big deal personally

>>42823615
>yeah a-and you, mi-misses?
>misses? what?
>n-name, your name...
>um ok, bye anon!

>>42827106
You forgot to subtract the hole weight. You never lifted 2pl8 anon...

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Benching 265lbs for 1 rep as someone who started as the hungriest skeleton benching 65lbs was honestly better than sex.

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I guess losing my virginity was the [spoiler]heaviest weight off my chest[/spoiler]

>lost my virginity today
>Don't even lift so nowhere near two plates
I didn't even cum because condoms are stupid, but overall it was fun. Girl had no idea I was a virgin, and her friends told me she had a good review, so I'll take it. Plus it is 9/11 so it's an even better mood boost. First kiss was two days ago btw. I don't think benching anything would make me feel better than knowing that another person likes me enough to let me connect with them on a carnal level.

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>>42820614

Benching 2 plates is harder.

>>42820506

Sex felt better
High lifts felt more fulfilling

>>42821479
>2pl8 take a lot of work and theres no shortcuts.

LMFAO

>>42820506
idk about benching two plate but a girl giving herself up to you and being (or acting) grateful after very lousy drunk sex >>42820514
is something I would not exchange for it.

>>42821479
>There's no shortcuts
What are roids?

>>42820506
you're ghey if you say benching 2pl8

>>42820506
Despite the fact that I lost my virginity to some dominatrix I met on fetlife when I was living in Portland, nothing beat the feeling I got when I finally squat a pl8 for the first time (I start in full skelly mode)

It was exhilarating

>>42829595
God damn do I love these Chad memes

>>42820506
Lost my virginity at 14 it was pretty exciting at the time now at 25 sex isnt all that exciting havent hit 2pl8 tho

>>42830068
whats sex like

I mean generally the first time one has sex isn't all that amazing

>>42830189
Like sticking your dick in warm cherry pie.

>>42829942
I lost my virginity while watching da matrix. Small world.

benching two plate

losing my virginity wasn't something I actively worked towards for 3 years. I just kind of hooked up with a fatty and banged her.

>>42823834
2 plates is well beyond what the average person that goes to the gym is capable of, regardless of what people here say.

Also, remove your name.

>>42820506
2pl8
Getting laid has never been hard for me, luckily. 2pl8 took a lot more time and work.

>>42820506

I couldn't even come due to death grip masturbation habits.

Dick was hard as a rock and she came. But overall it was eh.

I can't bench two plates. But fuck when I do it's for sure going to be better.

>>42820506
Benching 3pl8s felt really great, dunno how sex feels like tho.

>>42824110
chad is nickname for the "That guy" everyone knows that is a social butterfly/naturally athletic thats cool with anyone but we hate because he represents everything we are not

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After 2pl8
>Feeling proud and accomplished
After losing my virginity
>Feeling shame and regret and wanting to take a shower

>>42820662
only a complete degenerate would rate wasting their time on women over bettering themselves. get help dude

>>42830524
>3 years

Dude, what?

>>42820506
If I had to choose between all the sex I've had and 2 plates. I'd start pushing for 3

>>42820506
I lost my vcard before 2pl8 and it felt like nothing. I think I put too much value on getting laid. When I hit two plate it felt so good. Felt like everyone was miring me

>>42820506
>tfw never done any of those

>>42820584
Fucking a she-man/asian/mesizito does not count faggot

>>42820610
Literally every fuck up in the world could do either whenever
>tfw khv23

>>42820788
That must feel so nice
Im 23 and i want kms everyday.

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>>42823953
>Doesn't know about Chad
>Thinks he can give lifting advice
>mfw

>>42821479
I wish i could talk to girls. I wish i was attractive
PLEASE God let me die

>>42830732
alright I think I can help, please tell me what usually happens to you when you talk to girl. like a sample conversation

>>42829137
How i long for that feeling
>23khv what did i do wrong whats wrong with me

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>>42830732
can't fix your face but you can get big

>>42830763
You cant help me. Ive asked God to help many times and Im still like this. Nobody knows what it feels like when every girl rejects you from the get go. Textbook roadblocks after the "hi"

>>42830865
I think i have low test. Ive been working out for years but have always been small and weak no matter training methods or diet
>tfw you were never destined to make it

>>42830888
Get some fucking intensity brey-brah.

>>42830866
explain your roadblocks to me, like what happens when you open your mouth to talk to a girl.

>>42820506
>235x5 squat
>305x5 deadlift
>145x5 bench
god fucking damn bros, i don't know what to do. i've tried so many different periodized programs and nothing is bringing my bench up. yes my nutrition is good (surplus)

>>42830991
How much do you weigh?

>>42831022
162

>>42831045
Eat more. Do more volume.

Literally just put 115lbs on the bar and do sets of 10 until you can't 2-3 times a week. You don't even need periodization with those stats. If you're doing more than 15 sets increase the weight by like 10-20lbs, doesn't matter.

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>>42820663
I fingered my first gf in the ass way before we even had sex and I licked my finger afterward because degenerate. Then again she was a clean korean girl and didnt smell like poop. Still puts a smile on my face reminiscing about having my face buried in her ass in her room while her parents were gone and little sister was still in the house.

Those who didnt have any romantic experiences in their teens did truly miss out.

I didnt choose the BRRRRAPPPP life the BBBBBRRRAPPP life choose me

>>42830991
28 free programs by greg cuckols, added 40kg to my bench in 3 months.

>>42831101
>Those who didnt have any romantic experiences in their teens did truly miss out.
Yeah I didnt know that all, thanks for telling me.

>>42820506
Idk man losing my virginity wasnt that great and 2plate bench isnt even in my memory because i bench 4 plates now

>>42825672
What are you, Samoan?

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>>42820506
Benching 2pl8 felt good... but benching 2pl8 for 5x5 felt better. THAT was literally better than first time sex.

Sex gets boring after awhile anyways. I fucked some chick the other day, then she swallowed my cum. It was pretty cool, but it's all the same now anyways.

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>>42820591
Here's a (You).

I'm not even at 2pl8 yet (195) and I already know it's gonna feel better than losing my virginity. The only pro of it was that she had big tiddies.

>>42823923
Shoulder dislocations with a broomstick bro. Fixed me shoulder right up shiggy.

well that depends.
with penis or through ass?

>>42831265
>benching 2pl8 for 5x5
But that's easy, come back when you can bench 3pl8s for 5

>>42831345
One day, anon. One day. I felt pretty good about breaking 300lb on the bench for 1 but that was at my absolute heaviest. Fuck.

>>42831381
Don't worry you'll get there, meanwhile I bet I'll reach 180kg bench before losing virginity.

>>42830888
just roid already fuck.

>>42820506
Losing my virginity was fucking lame and not at all what I built it up to be. Didn't care for the chick at all just wanted to bust one and lose it. She was a solid 7/10 but it just was t what I thought it would be. However being a semi skelly semi fit all through high school hitting that 2pl8 felt amazing.
Having since had sex with someone I truly care about and getting married sex all day brother. I don't care if I never left 2pl8 again sex with a woman I love is more than enough

>>42820591
>the pl8s didn't agree and I still did it
Bahahahaha that shit cracked me up. Might have found a new fetish w8 rape

>>42830888
either put on your try hard panties or start sticking needles laced with chinese bath tub hormones in your ass while wearing your try hard panties

>>42831345
>benching 3pl8
Breh thats easy, come back when you bench 4pl8

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Saiyan>>42820591
Plate rape is best rape

>>42823518
Jesus fuck don't say misses

>>42820775
LLLLLAAAAAARRRRRPPPUUHHH

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>>42820506
Why the fuck does everyone on this board think 2 pl8 bench is hard...im not trying to be a dick ...i just feel like you shouldn't be proud until the big 300. It was easy at to get to 2 pl8 should I be proud a nons? Did I do something right? Serious queztion

The losing my virginity sex was terrible, could of just beat off lol..... 2pl8s 4 me

>>42826013
Kek

>>42820756
Big dogs gotta eat

Good times ahead friend

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>>42820506
i lost my virginity to some thicc thot while on mda, mdma, weed, nicotine, and 5 tabs of acid. It was probably the most physical pleasure i will ever have. But thats all it was, physical pleasure, i wouldnt trade my first 2plate bench as a young struggling lad (and the pride and hope that came with it) for that.

>>42832752
many of us started at 14-15, as a grown man (21+) you should be able to start at 2pl8 if you haven't led a shitty, sedentary life.

>>42824283
> the reply you've been cringingly waiting for

>>42820506
Virginity cause I was benching 2 plate at 15

>>42820506
Losing your virginity is easy, just pay a hooker (at least possible in Europe)
Benching 100 kg however is the result of 2-3 years constant training, so being stronger felt better because you worked for it and the best thing: you only get stronger and stronger, but you can lose your virginity just once.

Besides that, the iron is honest with you and you don't must listen to garbage talk about nothing that would interest you in any way only to stick a piece of flesh in a wet flesh hole and rubbing.

>>42833341

if you don`t count the bar, I reached 100 kg within my first year.

>>42820506
sex is pretty overrated if you ask me, not gonna chase pussy just to bust a nut. hitting 2pl8 on bench is something that actually feels good after

I honestly don't understand why 2 plate is the benchmark for "heavy bench". It honestly is not that significant.

Assuming you start on 1 plate when you first start lifting you can get to 2 plate within 6 months.

I was closing in on 3 plate within a year.

3 sets 5 reps that is, not high reps.

>>42833437
>3x5
lol

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I haven't done either so I wouldn't know. I'm even decent looking and can make girls laugh but I never go out and can't take rejection

I haven't done either, but there's no doubt I'll be benching 2 pl8 long before I lose my virginity.

>>42823923
secret to bench is staying tight
>retracted scapula
>small arch in back
>flex your glutes, should be tight enough that your bf can't fit a pencil in the cheeks
>grip the bar as tight as possible

also make sure you do enough pulling movements and shoulder dislocations or you will fuck your shit up

>>42826228
No way

>>42830866
listen my man, just ask them about themselves. people (women especially) LOVE to talk about themselves...

let alone girls, you need to start talking to more people in general

>>42825743
>What women stand to gain from sex:
pairbonding, which makes
>temporary boost to psychological and emotional condition
less temporary because she now has secured the rest of those things, unless she's a whore.

>>42830888
Have you tried counting every single one of your calories? I gained basically nothing in TWOYEARSLMAO because I was easting like 2200 calories instead of 3000 at 5'9. Do that and consistently go to the gym.

>>42820506
Jokes on u I have PIED and have had multiple chances to have sex but couldn't keep a boner cause drunk and PIED so basically 2pl8 ye

>>42820506
I barely bench a plate and it lags behind all other progresses. Frankly very embarrassing

>>42820506
Since losing my virginity was a horrible experience, I'd choose 2pl8 bench (if I could ever reach it)

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I lost my virginity in a one night stand with the girl my roommates had been crushing on all year during college.

I hated it and have since decided it's because I do not like one night stands or casual things.

2pl8 felt like god was nodding at my gains

>>42820713
>not doing pseudo farmers walks... Never gonna make it

Benching 2pl8 is easy as fuck and should only take you 4-6 months. Losing your virginity on the other hand, much harder.

>>42820506
Losing my virginity.
I could be benching 180 right now and still be satisfied but if I was a virgin then that means no sex ever.
If its only comparing the act of losing my virginity or hitting 2 pl8s the first time then it would still be virginity. Sex feels great and I would rather never lift again if it meant I could keep having sex. Luckily I will never have to make that choice.

>>42820506
The only sexual feats that rivaled the feeling of accomplishment of when I first benched 2 plates were:
>hooking up a threesome at a rap show with two hot blondes
>Fucking the GF of one of my best friends whom fucked my ex 6 months prior.

Well i lost my virginity well before i benched 2 plate so i go with 2 plate felt better.

Losing virginity had feelings of shame and regret, it was not a pleasant experience and i didnt know what the fuck i was doing.

>>42820506
I pick benching 2pl8 for reps any day

>>42824283
This is refreshing, havent seen this in a while

>>42823615
bro do not say "misses"

>>42820506
I don't know what either feels like

>>42836086
>>Fucking the GF of one of my best friends whom fucked my ex 6 months prior.

haha sounds amazing man, backstory?

>>42829162
>condoms are stupid
Maybe if you like her, but careful friend, Std's and mental fatigue during cumming can ruin your life

>>42820713
>not going 3 for 3 the first time
shiggy diggy

First woman I had sex with was such a slut

>>42820506

I still haven't benched 2plate. I lost my virginity over ten years ago, don't really remember it that well.

>>42823464
Its a pretty decent benchmark
Especially for small people like me
Im only 170 so diddly-ing 4pl8 was pretty nice
Faggots acting like 4pl8 is a first day thing is honestly pathetic

lost my virginity to some girl I had just met that night in a hot tub after like 2 pumps I was done. I got the clap from it as it wasn't protected.

I was a religiousfag at the time trying to maintain my virginity so it sorta fucked me for a while mentally.

2plate was better than losing my virginity by far.

However since then sex has been way fucking better than 2 plate. Vibrator in the ass penis in the pussy while they go nuts? Way fucking better.

Don't remember, did both when I was 15.

>>42839038
But is it even more pathetic than being a khv at 25

>>42839120
Dont know what khv mean but i started at 120 full skelly mode and over a period of a couple years ive made fantastic progress
Feel free to shit on me but i guarantee ive progressed more than you or 99% of /fit/ for that matter over that period of time

>>42839120
And im 21 by the way

Losing my virginity was actually pretty fucking awful.
Benching 2 plaet was way better.
Funny how shit works out

>>42826013
kek

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>>42820506

I benched 100kg after 2 weeks of holidays in which I drank and partied almost every day. I had stalled at 85kg before going on holidays and I came back stronger or more rested, idk.

I lost my virginity to a 21 year old girl when I was 17 at the beach. Her 14 year old brother gave me a condom to fuck her but it was flawed and so tight that it killed my boner after 5 minutes.
My dick went hard again as soon as I ditched the condom but we didn't have any condoms left and went back home pretty frustrated. 2 days later she saw me flirting with another girl and told everyone I couldn't get it up and (IIRC) that I had a small dick (it's 16cm, pretty normal). I was in a group and they were like 'lol anon she told us all about it'. I left, went home, listened to Nightwish and fell asleep. This shit scarred me and turned down lots of opportunities of getting laid for a few years.

So, I guess I'm going with benching 100kg. Last year I got to do 8 reps with 90kg and it was pretty sweet as well.

>>42829942
Post old skelly pics but blur out face plz and post your biggest bulk

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>>42820678
Yeah but you got laid so who gives a fuck

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>>42830710
Someone respond to this guy, I also need hope that some woman will hop on my stiffy before I off myself

>>42841518
What helps is going out in society and interacting. It sucks at first if you're not used to it, but you'll adjust. You'll also need to do things you know that are good for you and not bad. Put down the vidya, fast food, porn etc. For a bit. Eat healthy, lift, read and meditate. The better youre doing for yourself, the more youll feel you belong in this world. This will do many things for you besides finding a partner. Also, dont fall for the b movie plots where the guys learn smooth lines from chad and end up getting laid. Your goal should be to find a partner, that starts with making connections. Youre not going to be able to make connections if you hate yourself.

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Haven't done either...

>>42831279
Haha, I love this gif! Mind if I save it?