Noob gains pussy slay brag thread

File: IMG_0940.jpg (82KB, 685x1217px) Image search: [Google]

82KB, 685x1217px

>>42819642
Boom.

>>42819647
You live in Montclair bro????

>>42819642
You might be 26, but you text like a fucking child. GJ on the teen puss tho

>>42819647
nooooooooooo dontttttt xp

>>42819700
You must adjust to the battlefield you meet your opponent on
-sun tzu, art of war

>>42819647
You text like an actual fag start acting like a man

>>42819708
Ok, I'm sure texting like a supreme gentlemen will land me 18 yo pussers

i've been ghosted for my texting and I don't even get to this cringe levels bruh. Bang her quick or man the fuck up, she'll get bored in a couple hours otherwise

>>42819642
>>42819647

did you actually pull because that's all that matters

File: IMG_0839.jpg (150KB, 1024x632px) Image search: [Google]

150KB, 1024x632px

Oophhh the haters are real itt

POST RESULT FAGS

>>42819719
he's implying you text like a 12 year old, not an autistic nerd.

>>42819642
The texts are legit making me cringe

Maybe you jealous twerps should take a page out of my playbook

>>42819647
NJ boys represent

post body though because ive been training 2 months and I still look like shit. Maybe cuz I'm cutting though

File: IMG_0771.jpg (250KB, 1211x1614px) Image search: [Google]

250KB, 1211x1614px

>>42819876

>>42819910
mirin delts
did u start out aushwitz mode?

File: 9EA99A5DFCF34CCA91C04FF3AD3EFD949450000027DDD365373.jpg (259KB, 1200x1722px) Image search: [Google]

259KB, 1200x1722px

>>42819841

Maybe you should stop texting like a middle schooler and people will stop insulting and laughing at you, faggot

>>42819841
Kys my dood

>>42819910
Kek.
Women really do not need much.
But /fit/ standards you are DYEL.

>>42819931
Yes. Ty lad

>>42819910
>that lighting
Make the first time count brah because she is going to be severely disappointed when she sees you irl. Who knows maybe your shitty body will make her laugh and she will fall in love with you only to cuck you later on in the relationship.

>>42819994
Kek, that pic is a few weeks old. I'll just get a pump before I see her

The desperation in your texts are a pretty clear indicator that you don't interact with attractive females very often. Enjoy the little you'll get

>>42819642
Good Job Anon, but you're talking like a retard to relate to these 18 y.o's, right? RIGHT???

>>42819910
>dyel
>long boneless cuck face
I refuse to believe anyone finds you attractive lmfao

>>42819910
Where did you meet her? Tinder?

File: IMG_6195.jpg (27KB, 600x357px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 600x357px

>>42819910
this guy only has one hand and still has more sex than me

>>42820110

>tfw your conscious mind tries to fool your subconscious mind into confidence by anime board shitposting and anonymous bullying

>bragging about messaging a girl for a few minutes and being called hot

This is the state of millennial manhood. No irl interaction. No sex. Just a few minutes of messaging.

>>42819642
Anyone here using Hot or Not? I have a question.
I often get a message that a girl wants to chat with me. In 9/10 cases, she has however not written a message, the app simply shows me her profile and says she wants to chat, even though wee havent even matched. What does this mean? Did she just open the chat without writing anything?

>>42819705
I hate that you have to act like a retarded child to talk with women

File: IMG_0294.png (58KB, 436x425px) Image search: [Google]

58KB, 436x425px

Tfw the retarded child strategy is working
Tfw she texted me as soon as she woke up
Tfw she probably dreamed about me last night

File: nande.png (179KB, 463x492px) Image search: [Google]

179KB, 463x492px

why do normies always joke about killing themselves? almost every joke or normie meme i see is about suicide/depression/hating their life. is it just the popular attention whoring thing to be into now?

>>42819642
>your still growing after all
MODS MODS MOOOOODDSSS

>>42819647
Noooooo doooooonnttttt hahahah woaaaaaah

Nooo donnttt ecks dee xdxd don't do itttttt

>>42821888
women? Even my guy friends start calling me a lawyer if I forget to dumb it down when I'm bouncing between work emails and chatting.
>>42822027
The culture of self esteem created a generation that doesn't have any.

File: 1504671226674s.jpg (2KB, 115x125px) Image search: [Google]

2KB, 115x125px

>>42822027
It's probably a >>>/reddit/ thing spilling over onto normiebook

>>42820037
>I'll just get a pump..

shes gonna get pumped by someone less autistic.. you're the self validation backup plan.

>>42822027
I'm every joke is a grain of truth.

>>42822001
What is this strategy anon pls share

Everyone blasting this dudes text game have no idea how to pick up younger chicks.
>text like a real man
She's not trying to text her fucking dad faggots.

>>42819647
Are both of you retarded? Why do you text like that?

>>42819939
Teenage girls like that shit genius. It's just like how you won't use fucking emojis because they're fucking retarded but you do when your texting some chick. You niggers have no text game at all.

been a long time since I've seen a thread with this much impotent rage. yes you lift heavier things and are more aesthetic, stop bitching that nobody's buying your shit and start adjusting to market demands you whiny little cucks.

gg op, keep up the good work, get your cardio in pounding

>>42823101
>start adjusting to market demands you whiny little cucks.
>Changing to suit women and not for living a more fullfilling and virtuous life

>>42823002
This

>>42823214
Khv detected.

File: 1504895205022.gif (4MB, 347x244px) Image search: [Google]

4MB, 347x244px

>>42819707

Fucking cringe.

>>42823731
What's cringey is how your hating the player and not the game

>>42819700
fucking kek

>>42822027
Didn't you get the memo depression is a meme and it's a fun little quirk according to these plebs

File: 68256856.jpg (34KB, 650x416px) Image search: [Google]

34KB, 650x416px

>>42819642
Meanwhile I've been lifting for 3 years and still have 18 year olds looking disgusted when I go near them

>ITT: Sour grapes that have never hooked up with borderline jailbait pussy.

I'm sure asking M'lady what is her favorite type of comma will get her panties wet :^)

Pics of her rimming you?

>>42819910
Looks like a starving vagabond.

File: 1455839251713.png (262KB, 363x370px) Image search: [Google]

262KB, 363x370px

>>42822436

>>42825937
OP plz

>>42819726
>no response
i think we all know the answer here

>>42827083
I did respond retardo, I said working on it

From what I've read on /fit/, those of you lifting for women are REALLY doing it WRONG.

First of all, forget how "big" you are, forget how much you can diddly or squat or whatever. Given your height, what you need to do is 1) work on proportions, and 2) work on bodyfat percentage.

Proportions make you look big, and low bodyfat makes your face look the best it can be. Don't forget to take the Neck pill, as well as the jaw pill (chewing gum everyday for months will hypertrophy your masseter muscles).

After that, you need to learn how to take good photos with proper cameras: big focal length from far away, pointing slightly up at you (with good lighting). The overhead selfie cams literally feminize and slim your face. Which is probably why these bitches are letting themselves get so damn fat.

It's really that simple. I am 5'9 158ish lbs, stopped trying to meme and powerlift a few years ago (when I was 180ish), implemented what I described above, and literally increased my pussy intake 10x. I'm not even kidding, I'm averaging a new girl per week this year, vs. a few per year before.

Also it doesn't matter much how you text or interact with women. Once you pass a minimum "threshold" level of social skills ("game"), and can lead the logistics back to your place, you will get laid.

>>42827376

More results I've noticed. Tinder matches are >20x what they were a year ago. That means the number of dates I can go on is only limited by how many I choose. Girls message me first sometimes. Girls super like me sometimes.

This is just one year of being intelligent with one's aesthetics.

Some diet tips to quickly get where you need. Get on intermittent fasting. Shorten your eating window until you start losing weight (you can even go down to eating once/day). Go high fat and low carb. You don't need as much protein as you're eating right now - 1.5g/kg is honestly enough. Eat eggs to help boost cholesterol (which aids in testosterone production). Have broccoli and high fiber foods to flush out estrogen and aromatase. Supplement zinc, selenium, vit D, magnesium to further boost T levels. Fix your goddamn sleep and make sure you average 7-8 hrs a night over the week.

In terms of getting proportions at the gym. Work your neck and traps hard to get a masculine look while you're clothed. Because most of the time you will be clothed. Then shoulders and back to get broad V-taper. Forearms will do more for your physique than biceps or triceps, believe it or not. Rear delts are underrated but great for having 3D delts and overall shoulder health to keep you pushing strong without injuries or mobility issues.

>>42827459
so should i stop doing diddlys? what routine do you do?

gimme tips on pics brah pls

>>42827484

No pics on me right now. But what you can go is use a website like photofeeler.com to get a feel for how your aesthetic (and your ability to present it) is changing. It's percentile ranked, meaning you find out if you're 50th percentile (median man) or 80th percentile (top 20%). I went from having pics in the 50-60th percentile to 85+, with my best one scoring 99th percentile. I did a few skin touch ups to get there though haha (I have some mild acne).

I still do a lot of posterior chain work in addition to what I mentioned. Rack pulls and deadlifts are good for the traps, but nothing beats power shrugging (look at olympic lifters' traps). Plus I just really like those motions since I have long limbs (though I hate squats).

My routine is based on what muscle groups I want to focus on for aesthetics, which I've mentioned. The way I do it is progressive volume overload. So take barbell shoulder press for example. I'll try and move X thousand lbs per workout with an initial weight that I can do a set of 10-15 reps with (subsequent sets decrease in reps). Then next time I do that exercise, I'll try and do 1.05*X thousand lbs or whatever. This method has given me guaranteed hypertrophy and muscular adaptation even while cutting or having a bad day (low sleep, being sick, etc) because I can just hit more sets to get the volume. And the volume overload is what causes your muscles to grow.

IMO the best tool for lifting is a log book to jot down your volume every workout. More volume week over week and your body is forced to adapt. Much easier (and better results) for me than trying to hit low rep PRs, or doing what I thought was high volume but never measured so I just gave up when I got tired.

File: allsmall.jpg (297KB, 1628x532px) Image search: [Google]

297KB, 1628x532px

>>42827484

Oh I misread slightly, you want male photography tips.

Well to get started, you need a real camera, with a real lens. You can get a decent one for $400 or so I think. Then you want to take pictures where you are "zooming", i.e. changing the focal length to be bigger. Smartphones have focal lengths between 20mm to 50mm which really causes a lot of distortion. What you really want is 130mm+, which is a bit of a zoom, so you need to take it from further away. See pic related for basic focal length effects.

Then you want the camera to be pointing slightly upwards at you, probably at your neck. You know how women have the "myspace angle" that makes them look better? They hold the camera above them and use selfie cams (low focal length) to distort (lengthen/slim) their faces. Well, for men it's the opposite. Slightly below with bigger focal length.

BTW, based on my experiences and what I've been describing, I'm putting together a fairly comprehensive e-book on fitness, aesthetics, presentation, and online dating. Is this something people would be interested in?

>>42827561
>jumping through all these hoops to impress randos on tinder

lol

>>42827644

Would it be better to remain a virgin?

>>42827644

>not using intelligence to self improve and procreate one day

wew

>>42827561
>>42827626
thanks cunt

>>42819810
even more cringe is if this girl ever found out the 'hot older guy' she was getting attention from said things like "18 yo pussers" and bragged about getting a compliment from her on an internet forum in order for people to congratulate him on his extreme virility jesus fucking pips

>>42827774
Or maybe OP just posted this to trigger sperg lords like you? It's working pretty damn well!

>>42819647
>26 years old
>still writes like that
Wholeheartedly kys

>>42825961
This got me

File: 2 gud low res.jpg (87KB, 640x633px) Image search: [Google]

87KB, 640x633px

>>42827774
>18 yo pussers
thought i was the only one who thought this was retarded as fuck

>>42819647
Girls under 22 might as well be labeled full blown retarded. I'm probably just mad I don't have any 18 year old pussy.

File: 1494071353457.jpg (85KB, 453x439px) Image search: [Google]

85KB, 453x439px

>>42819642
>>42819647
>the absolute state of normie textual communication

>>42828505
>not realizing OP is playing a character
I swear, how are there so many KHVs on a fitness board?

>>42828516

But, why though? Why does the character have to be a mentally disabled child?

>26 year old
>brags about getting a 18 years girl

Lmfao u are a textbook incel, I wonder if you have the balls to go out with her in public, seeing an old fart like that lmao.

>>42819910
>this is what women want
>this is what normies think is attractive

>have better body than this
>no gf
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>42822027
real victims suffer in silence. if you see someone talking in public or on social media about their problems and overcoming them they are most likely putting on an act to get victimhood hierarchy cred

File: 753cab7714d345f204e3ccf2f6f0ff86.jpg (55KB, 649x488px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 649x488px

>>42827376
>tfw been chewing gum nonstop for at least 8 years and it unwittingly gave me a yuge jaw

File: 1485840473538.png (113KB, 540x960px) Image search: [Google]

113KB, 540x960px

Hey /fit/. How many matches do you get on tinder? Out of all of your matches, how many do you turn into actual dates, something like 1/30, 1/40? Most girls will just stop talking to you, right?

Let me give you bros some advice: if she just stops talking to you, LIE ABOUT HAVING A TRUST FUND. Over half of the girls who ignored you will want to talk to you again. Then just ask if she wants to cuddle or fuck or something, a date will be a lot harder because you need to borrow your dad or your friend's nice car and keep up the charade all night.

I can attest to banging some 9/10s like this, then when they text you the next day you just ignore them because they're dumb cunts.

>>42819642
bragging about tinder hookups is just a way to reveal how vapid and empty you are inside

you will realize this in the future, anon. everything rots, including you. nothing you do or brag about what you do on an anonymous clandenstine knitting forum will change any of that. coward.

>>42829782
>tfw 600 matches (would have almost 2k but deleted and reinstalled)
>tfw actually do have a trust and anout 1m in liquid assets

I try to hide this shit tho because girls that know I have money act completely different.

>>42829782
I don't get it. Why do sloots think that if a guy has a lot of money, he will waste it on a fancy car instead of saving every penny and drive low key 2005 Camry. I mean, it's just a car.

>>42829835
Girls don't know shit about money management dude.

>>42829821
Gib 10k pls

>>42820212
there is a guy at my gym who is missing his left arm from his mid bicep down. his still has a gf and gym friends.

>>42829821
gib 100 dollars plz ;_; im so poor

>>42819642
Congrats I guess?

>>42830075
>>42829909
Know how rich people stay rich? There's no one real answer but it for sure isn't giving money out to randoms on 4chan.

>>42830271
Also gotta take chances

>>42823731
He's right tho you know

>>42819642
You are one dumb fuck. Mental gains needed

do this. IT WORKS WONDERS BRO https://youtu.be/oUSwzU4H-VU

>>42822027
Everyone else was saying it as a joke?
r-right... s-so was I...

>>42819647
Montclair NJ? Essex county, I need a lifting buddy

File: you.jpg (60KB, 602x550px) Image search: [Google]

60KB, 602x550px

>>42819642
>>42819647
There is literally nothing less impressive than with hooking up with HS girls

>>42827626
sure why not

>>42829835
>parroting r/persobal finances
>everyone there unirronically makes a min of 250k a year, is young with over a 1 mil in diversified assets. Yet they all drive the ubiqitous 250k mile camry
>fucking retards on levels never known before

>>42822027
it's the popular thing now to pretend you're depressed and say you wanna kill yourself and stuff

think about that for a minute, it literally became popular to pretend to be depressed. i wish these people understood what depression and wanting to kill yourself actually feels like

i know what it feels like. it feels like furnace in the fire of making it

>>42830977
lmao that pic is too perfect

>>42830977
My friend wants to know where's the "I'm 35 and go for high school girls" starter pack?

>>42819647
pls be in montclair

>>42819910
Did you put this on your dating profile?

>>42823002
"omggggg dontttttttt" sounds fucking gay as fuck even by teenage standards

t. teenage fucker

>>42823002
>He doesn't know every girl wants to fuck her dad

Not gonna make it

>>42830977
t. roastie

>>42829782
>LIE ABOUT HAVING A TRUST FUND
if you can't trust dudes with trust finds, who can you trust?

>>42829986
>Can anyone give me a spot?
sure bro I got ya
>mfw

>>42831048
maybe you should kys

File: 1465795123093.jpg (351KB, 1200x900px) Image search: [Google]

351KB, 1200x900px

I'm dating a girl I met through tinder. She stayed over and comforted me the night my best friend died, so that was nice. That was Saturday.

Is it socially acceptable to post a shirtless picture on tinder? I feel like that would attract the wrong type of grill

>>42831572

Try to get a beach or pool party pic if you do put one in your profile. I didn't have one and got lots of matches. It really doesn't matter all that much desu.

>>42819910
>cross necklace
>on a hookup app
You need to legitimately find Christ, you virtue signaling faggot.

>>42831554
that puppy is fucking adorable

>>42831554
Sorry about your friend, Anon.

>>42831865

Thanks senpai.

>>42831451
Their fathers.

>Tfw only girl I've ever matched with and actually wanted to date on tinder kept blowing off dates after initially saying she was keen
>Stop messaging her because lost interest but she still messages me to see how I am and play vidya with me

How do I fix this

>>42819647
qboa whoa whoa noooooo doonttttttt

>>42823002
This. I'm 28 and only fuck 18-20 year olds and can never show my friends the text convos I have with them because they would think I'm a huge fucking flamer. Whatya gonna do

>>42831969
do you just play online? if you haven't hung in person then forget about her, prob catfish bro

>>42829356
..? Can't tell if you're really fucking bitter or just some dumb roastie cunt

>>42829821
buy omisego

>>42829782
best advice I've heard in so fucking long. God bless you m8

>>42819939
says the virgin.

>>42831554
How did he pass? dog bless u m8

>>42831572
Only if there's a contextual reason to be shirtless, e.g. a beach pic

>>42830840
Yes lad

>>42829801
Mad af

>>42823003
i hate to break it to you, but this is how normies text. this is a perfectly representative example of basic social skills. its ok to be mad, just dont be in denial.

File: 1499980556565.jpg (59KB, 680x678px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 680x678px

>>42827376
>can lead the logistics back to your place

This is what I'm worst at. How do???

>>42819876
>>42819910

i'm ashamed you faggots live in my area.

"Noooo donttt"
"don't do itttt"

you're a fucking massive faggot but i'm not surprised i have to govern pussies like you

>>42819642
I'm 27 and recently broken up from my first relationship

I'm a complete beta with girls my last girlfriend happened because she initiated everything. Should I try tinder to make some gains with talking to girls?

I'm a real late bloomer because im a recovering fatass (started at 339 pounds now at 220 at 6'1 height)

>>42819707
wise.

>>42829172
because he is talking to a child.

>>42830977
roastie alert. Mad that you're all fucking dried up already and hotter fresher younger pussy is out-competing you? 18 year olds are ADULTS who have the power to give INFORMED CONSENT and there is NOTHING wrong with having a sexual relationship with one, and you will NEVER have the power to shame a man for that.

>>42832520
might as well

>>42832520
Besides to not be a fat beta, any tips for a recovering fat kid?

20 y/0 feel like i fucked up so much for being fat in highschool

>>42830977
There's literally no difference between a 22 year old and an 18 year old.

>>42832577
I wish I could tell you, I got my first kiss and lost my virginity around age 26. It all just kind happened, it felt natural and I was good at both somehow but I don't really know what to tell you.

Just try and be confident and fun I guess, I'm still figuring it out.

>>42825684
That's because you're ugly and autistic.

>>42832465
Provided you're actually hooking up with her literally saying something as simple as "let's head back to mine" will work. Don't beat around the bush, but don't say "Let's go back to my place while i giggity your gashmoigle with my bear cock", she understands the semantics and knows she is going there to fuck, for some reason reminding them what it actually means though will put them off. If you haven't fucked up first base and they're interested in you they'll go back with you probably 70-80% of the time. If they don't, don't judge them or take it personally since some girls aren't comfortable doing that, and those are generally the keepers.

>>42831572
Only if it's a photo where it's normal for you to be shirtless. It's also okay if you're fucking jacked.

>>42831572
>attract the wrong type of girl
Nigga, it's fucking tinder, you're not finding your damn wife on there mate.

>>42831572
a lot of girls will swipe left because they instantly think you only want to have sex. If you do shirtless pic, don't make ir number one. you can trick em into sex later. of course, if you have a humor and personality

>>42829835
why will you fucking save your Money, to die with it??
If you dont drive a nice car, dont wear a 2.000€ suit, dont spend Money... why are you saving Money?

>>42832905
To drive a nicer car and wear a $10,000 suit.

>>42827727
>meeting the mother of your children on tinder
they will end up as trash like you

>>42830977
not meant to be impressive, its fresh puss (unlike yours roastie)

>>42832911
got me...

File: WHATCUCKSACTUALLYBELIEVE.jpg (40KB, 618x412px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 618x412px

>>42823214
Jesus fucking christ, this is why young people need to learn sales. You don't have to change the product to change the way you sell it, dumbass.

Stop being pic related and figure out how to make people want what you're offering.

>>42832905

Independence and security for my loved ones.

>>42832595
Yes there is, 4 years of gainz

>>42833044
Independence, you mean solar cells and a water collect mechinery, a garden with fruit trees and couple of chickens?

>>42830977
I'm 21 now. Feels good with the age of consent being 16 where I live.

>>42833093

Yes spot on.

File: 1488371416939.jpg (93KB, 940x627px) Image search: [Google]

93KB, 940x627px

>>42819910
>that face
surprised you don't have visible abs yet . Also imagining you talk like you text irl,would be fucking glorious.

File: IMG_0820.jpg (53KB, 640x558px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 640x558px

Op here, this thread still up? Let's see if we can keep it up for a week. I'm making a database of all the jealous rage posts. If I'm so scrawny and ugly then surely you guys must be pulling quality tail day in and day out, r-right? Oh, you don't? That's strange!

>>42833388
nice man, i really hope/wish you do it.

>>42833635
I really hope/wish your dick falls off

>>42825815
Why even ask. Serial, series, or Oxford obviously

>>42833620
cringe

>>42831048
faggot I legitimately want to kill myself and joke about it publicly a person can do both

>>42819707
Sun Tzu's big book of meaningless common sense and obscure tactical advice only relevant to leading an army of chariot warriors backed by peasant mooks.

I hate the way faggots quote him all the time.

>>42833620
Open up any CBT and you'll find that the majority of people here have better physiques than you. You're a fucking queer, it's obvious from the way you text. Have fun pulling high school pussy you fucking freak.

File: Unbenannt (2).png (69KB, 278x181px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 278x181px

>>42833648
insurance will get me a new one. Then im going to fuck your ass.

I don't get online dating. It's so much easier IRL to get JBs.

>>42833751
Kek

>>42827626
Please do it my man, I'm desperate

>>42819841
So i just...
I just give them the epic maymays?
Oh man
Oh my gooooddd
Their lels will be in orbitt
Omg
Nooo ssstttoooooppp

I hope i put that in a way that you understand

>>42819910
lmaao

File: IMG_0991.jpg (34KB, 583x474px) Image search: [Google]

34KB, 583x474px

>>42819642
>read this thread
>local newspaper cover story is about a married 28 year old guy I went to highschool with getting arrested after the 17 year old he had sex with accused him of rape

>>42833695

Thats because you lack the capacity to translate axioms into actions. I'd take the opinion of hundreds of leaders over one anonymous faggot on the internet any day.

>>42829782

>sounds gucci

Maximum cringe..

>>42819733
Hey look, a racist

>>42834179


Hey look, a redditor

>>42832309
What gym? I go to the retro over in Fairfield but I could go to the west orange once in a while

>>42832520
Yes try Tinder. Try OkCupid. Talk o every girl you can IRL.
Congrats on the progress

>>42833027
I can confirm this truth.
So my friends and I are into board games and shit, and one time we played a game called "Snake Oil", where you try to quickly come up with a bullshit product to pitch to a particular kind of customer, and also fend off the competition.
Then we played another game called "Red Flags", where you had to use randomly drawn Perks to get a particular player to go out with That Friend of Yours, while also applying Red Flags to another player's Friend (yeah he owns a unicorn, but he only laughs at his own jokes).
I realized that the two games were essentially the same. I was working in sales at the time, so I just applied my sales attitude to dating, and voila, 9 months and counting of loving relationship.
In real life, everyone has Red Flags, and there's always a cost attached. But no one decides to buy based on cost. They based on value: "is what this will do for me worth paying for it?"

>>42819642
>Noob gains pussy slay brag thread
So you CLAIM to be 26 years old, and you still talk like this? Seriously?
>OP has the emotional and mental development level of an 2-EDGY-4-ME TWELVE YEAR OLD
Disgusting. Degenerate. Pathetic.

>>42819910
holy fuck my sides plz stop itttt xP

women really are retarded tho

>>42834488
I literally go to the retro in Fairfield . Give me a throwaway email

>>42834599

File: nurse-talk.png (169KB, 747x2406px) Image search: [Google]

169KB, 747x2406px

Lol, fun thread.

>during the day, I'm a sensible academic, writing peer reviewed research articles
>but at night, I turn into catfishchad, seeing how far I can go with autistic cosplay and abusing the english language :D
>also, shitposting at 4chan

But essentially, catfishchad was a research project. Once you find out what kind of shit you can pull when your real face is not on the line, you are much more confident for the cases it matters. And yes, you gotta match your writing to your audience. Or do you folks also talk IRL like you do on 4chan?
And while it was not as easy as implied in this pic, I did manage to "get" 20yo pussy, as wells as 40yo pussy from tinder, both with a totally different writing style. Just know your fucking audience and try around a bit.

>>42834852
>40yo pussy
I want that story

>>42834885
dont know the exact details anymore, so it wasn't as "fun" as the one I screenshotted.
Just the typical
>you're hot/what do you do
thing with a personal twist (adressing something from her bio/pics), some smalltalk, realized we enjoyed talking with each other, met for a beer, I just went for the classic
>lets put a hand on her knee and see how she reacts
"trick", moved a bit further, managed to not spill my spaghetti when going for a kiss…
…and then got shot down when suggesting to move elsewhere, because fucking on the first date was too cheap for her.
But since we had discussed some silly TV show before the knee, I just invited myself to her place for the next day to watch it, and while watching it, sitting next to her comfortably I simply let my hand wander again, and at every obvious chance to say stop or bitchslap me, she did not, so suddenly I was in her bra, and then in her bedroom…

Incidentally, the 20yo also took me a 95% identical approach.

>>42827644
You will never make it

>>42834944
So wait, the 20yo was with catfishchad, and the 40yo was forrealzies?