Benefits of donating blood

>>42819057

>get absolutely smashed off 4 beer


Fuck saving lives, donating blood is the ultimate low calorie drunk!

>needing a reason beyond the ethical one
Humanity is truly fucked

>>42819076

Which is exactly why it's pointless to donate blood for ethical reasons. Chances are it will be some fatass who went in diabetic shock while driving home from the Cheesecake Factory who will take 8 pints to save ending up with your blood.

>>42819095
or some kid that got hit by a car and lost a ton of blood

>>42819099
if it's a black kid I wouldn't care.

>>42819057
Enjoy your collapsed veins and heightened risk for hiv and other bloodborn pathogens.

>>42819099

What if the kid is fat?

>>42819109
literally the opposite of this

>>42819103
They have black blood dummy, they can't use human blood.

>>42819116
Tell me how receiving needless blood system intrusions puts one at a lower risk than an abstainer?

>>42819103
LOL /pol/!!!

>>42819139
>tfw can't into the golden rule
Sad

>>42819139
you won't dumb fuck

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>>42819057
This is a bad kinda feel anon

I had a leukemia scare when I was young and sickly, it was only a prognosis and I never got extensively tested, but the chance isn't worth the risk.

I'm banned from giving blood from a disease I most definitely don't have but on the minuscule chance I'm in deep remission and I DO have it...

I just wanna help people man, I got b+ too

>>42819069
>drinking beer
lol do you even want to make it?

>>42819284

>implying I haven't made it already

Gotta let go and have some fun once in a while. I have never been fat and I don't give a shit about getting some extra calories once in a blue moon. Life isn't all gym and fitness for me, and camping isn't much fun when there's no booze involved.

>>42819057
I did this friday. Going to the gym after that was not a good idea however

Lol I'm AB+ who tf am I gonna help?

>>42819057
Leeches are the truly redpilled method of blood letting

It takes toxins out of you through your lymph fluid, and it's legal for people who are from the long list of "mad cow disease" countries who can't donate blood (such as myself). Plus, leeches saliva is antibacterial.

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>>42819057
>Prevents Haemochromatosis
Nigga, You're born with haemochromatosis. You treat it with donating

>>42819057
Blood bank employee here, ama

>>42819441
Do leeches suck dick

>>42819426
Optimist blood types can universally donate plasma