what mode was He?

>>42807105
God Mode

>>42807121
Beat me to it.

jew mode

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dude was straight dyel as fuck, couldnt even hold his own bodyweight

>>42807105

fake it till you make it mode

>>42807105
After his resurrection he moved an impossibly heavy boulder away from the entrance/exit of his tomb.

I can't think of any other time he exhibited physical strength.

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jesus was the first proponent of cross fit

>>42807105
Nordic Aryan mode

>>42807199
no wonder he died

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>>42807105

>>42807105
He was a crossfitter

>>42807105
dead

>>42807232
Shit form.

>>42807132
>the image of god was long proportions with low bf%

hm

>>42807494
why would the christians worship a twink

>>42807502
strength of the mind and soul, not the body I guess.

>>42807105
make believe mode

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>>42807131
>Jesus was a J*w
WRONG

>>42807494
manlets btfo

>>42807105
jesus was a girly-hipster of his time. thats why he cried like a bitch on the cross

>>42807105
False Mormon Jesus pls go

>>42807450
-lift

>>42807105
That's cesare borgia

>>42807502
Because it's a semetic religion and the jews have always, always hated their bodies and anything to do with "body worship". Back when the seleucids ruled over jewland the high priests got absolutely buttmad because the greeks didn't mutilate their peepees and worked out in the gymnasium and a lot of the jews wanted to get swole and grow back their foreskins. So then the maccabees slaughtered all of the traitor jews and a bunch of greek people and they celebrate it every year on hannukah

>>42807900
This sounds like bullshit but I'm going to choose to believe this.

can i larp w-with you g-guys??

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>>42807105

Legend of the True Savior mode.