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Can someone help me with a serious problem?

Whenever I go to the gym, my penis shrinks to the size of a raisin. Normally, it is actually above-average in size, but for some reason when I am in the gym, it becomes frightened.

Why is this happening to me? It is a problem because I wouldn't mind the hot women constantly around me checking out my bulge when I do bench press for example. Instead, they are probably seeing my apparent micropenis and laughing to themselves.

Is this a psychological problem? Do I subliminally feel threatened by and inferior to the other men in the gym? I am 6'3, 220lbs and good looking, so I shouldn't feel this way.

Please psychoanalyze me and provide me with a solution.
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Probably intimidated by all the other test fueled men, no biggie
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>>42805941
you sound like a little manlet bitch. fuck off, pussy.
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>>42805963

im bigger, stronger, and better looking than you faggot
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You need to have a Paradigm Shift, op, big time. I used to have the same problem as you - used to. Let me tell you what happened.
I would worry about my bulge, how tiny it was, and how the ladies would snigger and chortle when they saw me spread-eagled on the bench. So I took to staring at the other dudes' junk, just to, you know, get a feel for what I was missing. After a while this became a habit. I would plop down next to some juiced-up beefcake, a polo-shirted poo, a scrawny manlet, you name it, and just stare at his wizzer. And you know what? I felt a twinge, a twitch, a fuzzy rumbling in my nether regions. The more I stared at other guy's dinks, the more MY dink would react. From flaccid to semi to a raging, in-your-face, 5 inch fury. Whenever I even think of working out, just like Pavlov's dog, my boy starts drooling and I'm ready to knot. Some people my look down at having a constant erection in the gym, but when I look down - I see my constant erection in the gym. And the ladies, let's just say... they notice, bro. They notice.
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>>42805941
It's just gym dick, it happens. Stop being such a fucking pussy
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>>42806022

thank you for taking the time to write all of that
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>>42805941

My package tens to shrink up when at the gym and go cold. This tends to happen especially if I take any stimulants before the gym (like 400mg of caffeine for instance). Even if I don't take stimulants it can shrink a little.

My theory is that it's due to blood flow and adrenaline release. I think I read somewhere that adrenaline can result in shrinkage. And maybe when you're getting pumps in the gym your blood is mostly going to those affected muscles instead of to your weener. I dunno. If your shit goes back to normal afterwards and it's not shrunken all day every day, you're fine. If you're that self conscious about it, wear some compression shorts or something, or just hike up your shorts so it creates folds and isn't getting tented by your microdick.

No biggie bro.
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>>42805941
You should talk to your gym's penis inspector about this
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>>42805941

Wear anatomically correct underwear brands like Obviously. It'll make your buldge look big, and they're the most comfortable underwear on earth.

I wear them to train in and have to worry about my bulge looking too obscene, but do it anyway because they're so comfy and don't crush your balls.
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>>42806022
fucking lol
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>>42805941

Lol this happens to me too

>dick is 8 1/2 inches erect
>pretty sizeable when soft too like 5 inch
>go to gym and literally all blood leaves penis due to adrenaline
>doing a lift
>my penis somehow flips into the "upward position so my now 2 inch pecker is poking through my silk shorts
>don't want to stop set to set it right
>tempted to go into the bathroom and get a semi just so I don't feel so emasculated

maybe I should just take viagra before going to the gym, will probably help my gains
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>>42805997
and none of that matters you micro dicked faggot, have a nice life of disappointing every girl you pull your pants down in front of
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>>42806093
your gym has one? I always go to my old High school's inspector
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My dick shrivels into my body count yourself lucky
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same thing happens to me when im at the gym, or doing any strenous activity in general. I get sweaty in my crotch, when the wet area turns cold, my benis shrinks. I bet the same thing happens to you. no biggie
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>>42805941
Your body knows it needs all the blood it can get to go towards your muscles. Your dick takes one for the team.
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>>42805941
Just do dick confusion exercises

>nearly time to go the gym
>announce out loud "I'm gonna skip the gym and go get laid tonight instead"
>go to a bar
>stay a while, eventually pick up a 9/10 powerslut
>go back to her place, get ready to fuck
>just about to enter her, dick is at maximum extension
>all of a sudden, bolt out of her place, leaving everything behind except gym keycard, no apologies
>run to gym (chanting "no homo" to avoid the cardio turning you gay)
>run around the gym and locker rooms naked yelling "LOOK AT MY DICK" and screeching
>dick doesn't know what the fuck is going on, becomes so shellshocked it's too confused to even consider shrinking

Do this 3x a week for a few weeks until your dick realises it's easier to comply than go through this again.
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>>42805941
You're retarded.
When your body uses blood for activity in cuts off non major functions to a bare minimum blood amount. This shrinks the penis as in the moment you're not using it. While using your penis it does the opposite for other functions and gives your penis more blood.

During intense runs it can cut the blood supply nearly altogether from the penis which makes it numb and white.

To restore circulation gently massage around groin and pull gently on penis. Muscles relax, blood flow returns to normal.
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