How to activate Messi mode desu?

>>42805386
stop lifting and eating, run around the block and do sit ups

>>42805386
>Play divegrass at an elite level your entire life
>eat sometimes
>????
>profit.

Lose all major competitions and then drown your sorrows in cheese pizza and Sprite.

>>42805386
Run about, kick a ball, swap 1 meal a day for some coke.

>>42805386
not paying your taxes.

>>42805412
fatass detected

>>42805386
run 10km a day. practice free kicks for 6 hours a day. eat one medium cheese pizza day. drink 10 liters of sprite a day

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>>42805386
Best tattoo in the game tbqh

>>42805386
Start with autism.

>>42805386
he would look pretty good with better pecs desu

now post his quads

>>42805386
be a jew mutant dwarf

>>42805528
Eurofag detected

>>42805386
He is 5'7 and 140 lbs

>>42806018
>Doesn't deny being a fatass

>>42806056
He's like 9-10% bodyfat.

140lbs at that bodyfat at that height is good.

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>>42805386
You can start by being pathetic

>>42805386
Be shit at virtual divegrass, get demoted to silver medal, and lose your "punished" title.