What is the best cocktail for minimal gain loss?

Lemon water

tequila
soda water
lime

>>42803220
gin and tonic?
really depends on many carbs you want to limit yourself to.
if you want the least gains-effecting alcohol; really anything straight.

>>42803291
Empty carbs are bad right? Im a fitness noob. If so, then whatever has the least

>>42803220
Milk
Milk
Milk

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Join the low carb revolution mayne

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Depends on your definition of "cocktail", but you aren't going to get any lower calorie than Everclear + a zero calorie sweetener (pic related). You can check out the calorie info of various alcohols here: http://getdrunknotfat.com/lowest-calorie-alcohol/

The taste of stevia kind of sucks, but it completely masks the taste of Everclear if you find your preferred ratio of Zevia to Everclear. I 1.5oz Everclear to one 12oz can of Zevia and I can only detect the slightest bit of alcohol

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T O P O C H I C O
ultimate mixer

>>42803220
before i start a new thread anyone got any advise on how to get off the sauce completely? been boozing too much for a long time and need to fix that.

fresh squeezed grapefruit juice + vodka

Anyone know any good earthy cocktails. Not too sweet, not too bitter, but smokey and "green" tasting

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>>42804056
>kirkland spiced rum