Dark chocolate

just eat a tablespoon of unsweetened cocoa powder. literally all dark chocolate is is more cocoa powder

When """studies""" post meme results like this, they are usually talking about tiny effects which won't have any noticeable impact without sustained usage over a significant period of time. You aren't just gonna munch on a dark choco bar before you fuck and get a big raging boner.

>>42801134
Dude it isn't rocket science.

Dark chocolate has hella theobromine which is basically caffeine with a shorter half life.

It gets your adrenaline fired up, which is partly involved in giving you a boner.

The half life is pretty short compared to caffeine, so if you eat it I would expect the effect to take place within about 4 hours.

>>42801134
It's cacao that has the effect you're looking for, you could just eat raw cacao beans or powder, but that's like eating raw protein powder. It's literally like, Less than an ounce a day, just a tiny square. And it's very minor effects, it won't cure ED for example, but it might give a small boost to libido over time

for a few weeks I was in a dark chocolate kick. ate it 5 times a week, a full 600kcal bar.

It did make my dick twitch for minor things like a girl touching me. which was basically all I noticed, since I didn't get laid.

>>42801338
Same minus the tfwnogf
Lemme help you
>Blueberry belvita breakfast biscuit
>90% chocolate
>Natty peanut butter
Thank me later after your winter bulk

https://nutritionfacts.org/video/dark-chocolate-and-artery-function/

Use unsweetened cocoa powder on your oats for that chocolate taste, but beware it is very addictive.
>30g cocoa
>150ml milk
>40g+ oats
>sweetner
>microwave till its solid

ITS LIKE EATING GODS DICK