FPH thread, for all your fat hate needs

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>>42798708

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SALAD DODGER

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>>42798708

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not a big fan or the burka or mormon underwear and other religious nonsense that is designed to keep women's bodies covered, but why is it legal in the USA to walk into the produce aisle with your STANK UNWASHED ASS FOLDS FLAPPING ABOUT?!

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>>42798785

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>>42798792

>>42798785
shes kinda hot though

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>>42798809
wtf dude. have some self respect.

>>42798785
jews

>>42798785
You know I always imagine the original reason they made women wear burkas is so they dont get all sand blasted and ugly. Just like how they originally circumcised people so they wouldn't get sand stuck under their foreskin.

>>42798944
They circumsized people so sex wouldn't feel as good and they could control them better.
It was something done to slaves.

>>42798997
You say that but can you imagine the bother of having sand in your foreskin back then? Shit would probably get infected and you'd need to cut your dick off or something.

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>>42798997
Dr. Kellogg cut off dick skin to stop you from jerking off. And this is why corn flakes and cereal are bad for you.

>>42798804
Gee Bill, TWO asses?

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>>42799075

>>42799053
>fat cells
>set point

I hate those people so much.

>But i lost weight
>Doesn't count, you will get it back.

>>42799014
how the fuck do you get sand under your foreskin? I mean you can even clinch the foreskin and piss, so it swells up as a ballon and then release it to wash out sand, if you dont have access to water.

>>42799149
I used to do that in the school gym during PE.

>>42798719
this has to be trolling... right guise?

>>42798785
bullying went out of style. now everyone is without a sense of shame

>>42799053
where were all the hamplanets during the great depression, if being fat is a genetic thing

>>42798717
This made me do a pause in chewing muh quark, for like 5 seconds.

>>42798719

https://truthaboutragen.wordpress.com/

Good site to read about this bitch, she lies something fucking chronic.

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>>42799053
>You come from a family of fat people, so you will have many more fat cells in your body
>You come from a family of fit people, so you will have many more muscle fibres in your body
>You come from a family of amputees, so you will have many less limbs on your body
Education cutoff for using internet when?

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>>42799152
>he's never had a sandjob

>>42799086
That hair looks like a Wienerschnitzel
No individual threads of hair.

>>42798708
I'd steal her record collection. INB4 nigger.

>>42798743
they fucking write/pronounce at every corner 'trigger warning' i cant help imagine someone suffering from tourette spitting out uncontrollably those trigger warnings in parantheses

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The methane from these cunts' asses rivals that of the permafrost in Siberia.

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>>42798743

>>42798743
>>42799395
>>42799440
You have to be pretty gullible not to immediately see that it's satire lads

With all the methane that fat people release it's causing all these hurricanes. Fat people must be eliminated so we can live in peace without the fear of hurricanes running rampant down south in the US

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>>42799524
couldn't agree more. Florida is full of fatties. coincidence? i think not.

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>>42799240
speaking of sandjobs, he cannot reach his wiener.

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bisquits spilling out of the can

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>>42799624

>>42799086
Don't want to sound thick, but is that shit in her hair? I really can't quite tell what that is

>>42799640
I really don't know anything about the strange habits of hygienically challenged obeasts.

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>>42799666
those numbers

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>>42799636
>cartman
Huehuehue

>>42799624
Why is that in spanish? Isn't this in america?

>>42799624
C H I N L E T
H
I
N
L
E
T

>>42799053
What is this subreddit?

>>42799624
how is this guy not a meme yet?

>>42798892
This

>>42798792
Thats fucking hilarious. I'd fuck her

>>42798785
At least the Mormon girls choose to wear the underwear and arnt stoned to death or get their throat slit in an honor killing if they refuse.

>>42799788
Damn, I bet he paid for all the options upfront.

>>42799788
Wait, she competed with kids?

>>42798719
Ragen Chastain is going to win some sort of award for serial killer with the weirdest MO...

>>42799810
>he
>>42799811
>she

Which is it?

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>>42799823
At this point I don't want to know.

>>42799810
>>42799811
>>42799823
She.

>>42799636
(You) stands for effort

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>>42799624

>>42799897
LOL

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>>42798743

>wounded seal noises

>>42799449

You'd have to be pretty stupid to think that anyone would take it as something other than satire. Idiot.

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>>42798743
>self diagnosed deaf

>>42799075

The Sword of Omens gave her reasoning beyond reasoning.

>>42798792
Actually that's hilarious

>>42799640
It's probably just matted hair from never being washed and her constantly sitting on it. This happens to long haired cats that won't groom themselves

>>42799699
>california

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>>42800327
I'm surprised she can even do that being that fat

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>>42800327

>>42799624
Eatler?

>>42800327
Mah dick..
Fuck! Why that shit made me hard

>>42800327
im actually impressed she didnt snap arms there

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>>42798743
>tfw it took me 5 minutes to read that

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>>42798717
>>42799215

wait, are you all just posting pictures of fat people? Isn't this suppose to be like a ylyl thread? Where are the stories? The context?

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>>42800956
No

>>42799613
I wouldn't want to be in the building when those things explode.

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>>42800956
I will never again eat any treats of my lay.

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DAE feeling depressed by fats? The mere fact that they exist is inhibiting my progress.

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>>42798708
the proper name for the flesh apron is panniculus

>>42798785
>implying she went within 100 feet of the produce aisle

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>>42801346
>communism is established
>all fatties either get thin or starve to death.
>No more fatties

Supreme leader: 1
Decadent capitalist west: 0

>>42801293
the random cartoon characters nail it

>>42799636
kek, saved

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>>42799897
I'm the juggernaut bitch

>>42799666
>i
D-dat ass???

>>42801346
in this reply you'll see no picture but if you could it would be you picking a cherry~

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>>42801474
cuck alert

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>>42800956
oh fuck no, nope nope nope nope
god is dead , im fucking out.

>>42800327

Fat and fit in action gentlemen

>>42800327
functional strength

>>42799412
Methane is a major contributor to global warming.

>>42799636

ok, ok...

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>>42800956

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>>42801380
>communism established
>everyone gets thin and subsequently starves to death
>mfw

>>42798708
>lunch at university
>was this pie offered at dessert
>there was these two slices of pie left
>was going over to get one
>fat girl who was closer to it got their and took both pieces
>it wasn't for someone else she just ate them both
Fucking hell

>>42799152
>b-but guys
>noncircumsized penises are totally as sanitary as circumsized
Fucking disgusting, anon. Be ashamed of yourself

>>42800981
it is apparently a thread for reposting satire, sock puppet troll attempts, and pics grom People of Walmart

>>42802079
>I would rather be mutilated than wash myself properly

>>42799837
>>42799823
>>42799811
>>42799810
It

>>42799832
I hope this is real

>>42800956
God is dead

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>>42802079
>just cut your hands, you won't need to worry about washing them ever again!

>>42800956

She's probably claiming to be a vegan too

>>42800956
Is Xe celebrating Nurgle or Khorne? I am having trouble deciding...

>>42802019
>hang out with friends
>one of the women eats literally half the cake

>>42801968
Dayum...

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You guys ever bulk so hard you have to cut up your biweekly shits with a pair of scissors?

>>42801346
I mean, I agree with the premise but this is obvious cherry picking, serious white trash show up on the good side too

>>42799688
Memes aside, USA doesn't have an official language and English is the defacto language. Many states and counties have official languages (German, French, Bayou or whatever thats called, Native languages, etc), and Spanish has been since the 19th century an official language in many counties and some states of the South West.

>>42802099
>>42802293
I don't wash my hands with my own piss, anons

>>42803543
"Bayou" would be Creole. It's a mix between French, English, and whatever Haitians speak. Might actually be called Haitian.

>>42803590
Neither do uncircumcised people.

>>42799149
Man fuck off. (S)he might just be resting between sets. I hate fat people more than I can write in a post, but I have respect for fat people in the gym. Because they are at least trying.

>>42798743
Kek every time

Doubly so because of all the people thinking it's real

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>>42803590
>hurr durr mutilated dicks are better
How hard is cleaning your dick or washing in general?

>>42803644
>>42803698
M8s the comment I was replying to was LITERALLY suggesting to wash your foreskin with your own PISS
Am I the only sane man left in /fit/?

>>42803712
>What is showering

>>42803712
He was saying that, under extreme circumstances, in the desert, a long time ago, it still wouldn't be difficult to wash sand out because you could always use your own urine. He wasn't saying you should do that today, you barbarian.

>>42801498
>5 thin people
>1 fat
>Apparently the fat one is "typical"
As expected of /pol/tards

You should cut off the thin people from the image, it would help spreading your religion

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>>42803829
I see

>>42800956
This shit is so old, but it always does its job at making the newfags disgusted as fuck

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>>42803829
This kind of content

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>>42803829
Bothers you

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>>42803829
Doesn't it?

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>working the bar at a casino
>we typically serve alcoholic drinks in larger plastic cups and sodas in smaller foam cups
>not that I should be serving sodas at all, we have self-service soda stations as well as dozens of servers literally walking around with trays full of soda
>fat lady that looks like she's covered in dirt comes up
>gives me nightmare inducing fuck me eyes and smile
>"can I get two Dr. Peppers?"
>fill up two sodas and give them to her
>"oh I wanted them in the big cups"
>pour foam cups into bigger plastic cups, top off with soda
>"oh, I didn't want any ice"
>JESUS LADY
>dump both sodas out, start refilling the cups with no ice
>"oh, can I get cherry in it too?"
>she smiles again
>fill up each cup half way
>take spout off of the cherry syrup and dump it out into both cups
>literally 8oz of straight syrup into each drink
>"thank you"
>mfw she came back like 6 more times and I did the exact same thing every time

I hope I single handedly give this bitch diabetes.

>>42803924
No, your stupidity does. The image you posted at first was just not good propaganda material. Also, this is /fit/ not /pol/, but I guess there's no difference for someone from r/thedonut

Is that thicc or fat?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYpn9lnRr9A

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>>42798743
>{trigger warning: starvation)
>200 lbs

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>>42803951
That other guy wasn't me, and i agree the image was shit. Still, butthurt antifags need a good fucking anywhere they go

>>42803917
>>42803902
>>42803924
pff, these people will die in the revolution, they aren't strong enough.

>>42803936
>adding an antifa logo to an unrelated image because strawman

>>42803902
I like that edgelords wear dog tags as if it's cool when real Soldiers won't wear them unless we absolutely have to

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>>42798743
>200lbs for a woman
>Starvation

Day of the scale when

>>42798792

nice shop m8

>>42800054
You'd have to be new to think the idiots here wouldn't eat that up

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>>42804022
We can keep this up all day anon

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>>42804165
okay

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>>42804200

>>42804221
FUCK THIS IS IN MY CITY
I REMEMBER THIS PAGE AND THE COMMUNIST CLUB OF U OF C

>>42799640
That's what happens when you never detangle or wash your hair and also keep in pressed beneath your back at all times

It's literally a giant dread

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>>42804221
would you look at that, extremists are degenerate

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>>42804221

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>>42804242
Go over there and cuck the guy with the hottest gf

>>42804272
>>42804221
The Virgin Antifa
The Chad Nationalist

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>>42804272
Ye, but commies are so degenerate that you don't need a 9gag-tier impact macro explaining it

>>42803989
I thought the barney show is restricted to conservashits and 'alt-right'

>>42804200
This ugly piece of shit looks like he hasn't done a day of hard work in his life

>>42804200
The wall cake is pretty funny teebeeaitch

>>42800956
>3/4 cup of menstrual blood

I know they bleed bit, but do they really lose close to a full cup of blood every month?

>>42804066
where's the original

>>42804322
The virgin strawman user

>>42804327
I can tell you haven't actually met any extreme leftists or right-wingers

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>>42804617
I grew up with nothing but antifa vermin around me, im German, you don't know shit about leftist infestations if you're american and think you have it bad.

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>>42804327
is this the faggot that got killed by one punch?

>>42803902
Fuck him. Gothic was a beautiful period of art history and has nothing to do with wearing cheap shitty black clothes. It's dramatic, and inspired some of the world's fucking coolest architecture. I hate goths in general. And also fucking communism doesn't fucking work.

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>>42804725

>>42799062
I don't get it?

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>>42804725
>>42804736
>that entire list
Jesus fucking christ

>>42801293
>tfw those are both for her and the stickers are to distract from no one else being in the pic

Gonna request that webm of the fattie double sipping starbucks.

>>42799585
They have to be heavier to resist the winds easier.

>>42803902
Gommunist :DDD

>>42798717
God they all overestimate the value of their fucking etsy wares by like 1500%.

Those cost her two cents and thirty seconds to make. Why would anyone want to buy that?

>>42804670
nah we're neighbors

>>42804766
They're adding the calories wrong.
A person who thinks they're eating very little but thinks that all the small snacks or small looking snacks don't count or didn't even notice they ate it so they didn't really add them to their calorie total.
Meanwhile anorexic people will eat a high calorie meal and nothing else for the rest of the day and think they ate all their calories.

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I work with a pig that has an even bigger belly than that. She smokes too and sitting next to her in a meeting the other day I could hear her heaving and struggling to breath. It's fucking disgusting.

>>42799624
Benis

>>42804730
I love fucking goths

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>>42800327

Why isn't shee wearing underwear?!

>>42804221
What the fuck, Bubbles, you aren't a communist

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>>42800327
its weirdly hypnotic watching that fat jiggle i watched that shit like 6 times before i snapped out of it and closed the webm

>>42804730
Every time I think of Goth, I think of Morticia Addams and Wednesday Addams
Damn they were great ladies. I wouldn't want to date Wednesday Addams, but I'd definitely would be splitting wood for the Thanksgiving Day barbecue she decided to have with her Camp Counselors.

>>42805017
they are ignorant and over value themselves. they are greedy and just want money for their "unique" "art" which is ironic because most of these slobs hate capitalism

>>42804793
>less people attend
>crowd still 5 times larger

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>>42799086
am i the only one that saw this?

>>42805438
This is what nofap does to you

>>42805385

You mean arrogant. It's amazing, but people who think their farts doesn't stink unironically believe that their work is reasonably priced because it came from such valuable people.

>>42804335

Are you stupid? The barney show is the one with the purple T-Rex who fights the maximals.

>>42799688
>LA
>America
LA school district has over 100 languages that it speaks

>>42803590
why not? itll toughen them up. no joke.

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>>42804793
fucking hell, i just spit up my water.

>>42804736
How the hell did she misspell 'cons' as 'perks'?

>>42804382
>>42800956

am grill: no. divacups can be worn for 24h+ and are only an ounce and rarely get full. it's usually clotted, not liquid enough to bake with, and it'd be much browner anyways

troll post imho

>>42805141
>Anorexic people will...
Delet. I swear I'm doing my best to bulk.

>>42803691
dude she is straight up asleep in that chair. you nap between sets?

>>42803989
Wait, I think I remember reading some shit about my little pony being anti-communist.

>>42804200
what triggers me most is the stack of books. why???

>>42804670
i cant tell if thats a black man or woman. even with the beard.
also why do leftist love being ugly and ugly things in general?

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>>42805714
this... this really did not require clarification

>>42799014
You're a fucking moron

>>42805714
Depends entirely on the person, there's a reason different sizes/absorption levels of pads are available; people bleed vastly different amounts depending on the individual. Not sure about the specific range, though.

>>42801380
the one on the left is beautiful

>>42804025
unless you're army guard/reserve at a bar

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>>42804327
same?

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>>42799624

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>>42803829

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>>42804200
>posts a mentally ill guy

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>>42804221
It gets worse

>>42798743
Beautiful.

It was like reading a story right out of Feeder's Digest.

>>42806855
>>42804327
Yeah, he is a famous lolcow narutard turned homeless latino role-playing communist transvestite.
He actually managed to rid himself of a lot of weight after getting inspired by one of the Naruto characters.
What a story Mark

>Americans keep ruining communism by infusing it with liberalism

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>>42804686
Lol is that the same guy?

>>42799086
Did she shit on her hair?

>>42799613
The average American man would fuck this

>>42806967
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/shocking-video-shows-one-punch-5654147

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>>42800956
Mama always told me never eat a woman's cooking if there's anything red in it. I thought she was joking about there being blood in it. I thought she was fucking joking.

>>42800956
It would've gone very dark in the cooking process if oxidisation didn't get to it first. It's fake lads

>>42798719
jew?

>>42805232
Ehh not my cup of tea.

>>42806896

> i showed you my dick answer me

>>42799613
The thing that always gets me is the knock knees. Hambeasts have the knees they deserve.

>>42799784
But what if she chooses a lamanite, what then?

>>42801377
Good point.

>>42803590
where do you live that you have oodles of sand, no flowing water or modern comfort, that you need to cut a piece of your dick like a sandnigger?

>>42803712
You're the only muslim in this thread.

>>42803902
>communist
>goth
>dat muh mom pays for muh haircut
>muh parents provide junk for muh dadbod
>buys mass produced shit from hot topic, aka capitalist conglomerate, aka The Man
>calls it "muh style"

kek

>>42804165
>antifa
>pro-gnome

>>42804272
actually most pol gatherings are nothing but hispanics. ironic.

>>42806446
The point is that using actual blood in a recipe would turn the pancake brown-black. Ever seen bloodwurst? It's black. These pancakes were obviously made with pink food coloring and are innocent. You're being trolled, n00bs.

>>42806855
Queer weeb mutant rabbit, half-hearted attempt to hide furry levels, not succeeding?

>>42806947
I can smell them through the screen.

>>42807128
Your mama is a schizoid.

>>42806907
Gal Gadot sure just fell apart

>>42807391
>Muslim
I'm Jewish :^{)

>>42807500

The one thing that's worse than being a mudslime...

>>42806446
Different femanon here. If you bleed 3/4 cups of menstrual blood in a day or even a couple of days you have a serious disorder and need to see a doctor, that is not normal. It's usually 1-3oz for the entire period! The texture (mostly clots vs mostly liquid) depends on the individual, though most women will have a decently high chunk:liquid ratio as menstrual fluid is the uterine lining that would line the uterus during pregnancy, so it's not really a liquid, it's more gelatinous, a little thicker than normal vaginal discharge/a woman's natural lubricant.

So either this woman is keeping menstrual blood in the fridge from multiple periods, has a serious disorder, or it's fake.

Also I can't even imagine trying to bake with menstrual blood, it's too thick and also it's just disgusting. And I do use a divacup. Straight into the toilet, that's where menstrual fluid should go.

>>42807531

Period blood makes pretty decent lube

>>42807517
>he's still bluepilled about the atheist threat
Think about it. What is the ONE thing that ties all of communism together? Atheism. You can't have government control of the free market without majority atheist population

>>42807552
It's mostly mucus, just like regular vaginal fluid

>>42799059
underrated

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>>42806948
>Feeder's Digest

Holy shit anon it's too late at night to work out my sides like this

>>42799707
/r/bodyacceptance

>>42801346
a lot of those Venezuelans are super fit and toned, and be honest, they live under communism, we are capitalist.. kinda makes the opposite argument.

>>42803917
>smash capitalism
she's wearing lipstick.

>>42799086
is so easy to imagine him/her, browsing every day this site

>>42800327
>just tumblrlerina things

>>42806942
>be you
>complain about someone posting retards
>post retards

>>42806926
This is a Dredd joke, or?

>>42805729
what did the original say?

>>42801293
lol the pets symbols of mericans political parties fitting perfectly in that pic

>>42805939
grow the fuck up bro.

>>42806907
what does she mean by this..

>>42798708
dudes, i hope i get banned for this, there's no point in hating fat people or making fun of them.

you'll all shitty humans and should rethink your lives. this kind of shit only comes from your deep-seated insecurities about yourself that will persist no matter how many gains you make or how low you cut your bf%

to everyone hating on fat people: you're not gonna make it, bruhs

>>42807104
>neo-nazi skinhead
so bald black guys are skinheads now?

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>>42807947

>>42807391
>Autism

>>42803711
anyone ever go tot he website she lists at the bottom?

because i did and it literally reads like something a redditor would make to make fun of her

>>42807391
oh boy it's the comment that replys to every comment in the thread noone asked for

>>42799666
Delicious

>>42807995
http://ashleighshackelford.com/articles/2017/1/28/i-hate-white-supremacy-but-do-i-really-hate-white-people

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>>42800956
>Everyday we stray further from god's light.

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>>42799624
he looks like one of the cops from Idiocracy

>>42807391
>Your mama is a schizoid.
The red food thing is a common saying amongst older folks in some parts of the south. Granted, it talks about sauce.

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>>42806926
Isocubes when?

>>42800327
This makes me mad because she'll say shes in shape because she can do a fucking cart wheel. Hope her fucking knees give out when shes 30

>>42804221
Can't even get their fist up properly, the communist fist is right up there and proud, these guys are half-assing it

>>42807947
>t. Hambeast

>>42803712
>IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANY WATER AVAILABLE

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>>42803940
Fat people deserve nothing but suffering. Good work, anon.

ask a fat person if they are hungry next time they start eating

they lose their shit every time

>>42805799
>not powernapping between sets for optimal recovery
Never gonna mak zzzzzzzzzz

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>>42798734
BLOMP

>>42799666
>Trips

also, that's a huuuuuge bitch

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>>42807104
Fuck, I gotta learn that move

>>42807947

I would bet good money that the crossover between /fat/ and /fph/ generals is significant.

What you are looking at here is largely fat people using their hate to de-fat themselves.

>>42808546
>mfw /fat/ and consciously doing this

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>>42807104
>neo Nazi skinhead

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>>42798743
>(trigger warning: productivity)

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>>42800956
I've seen this like 10 times before but still. fuck.

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>>42808472
Jesus christ imagine a fat person catching on fire

>>42808472
Literally natural selection

>>42803902
>When pseuds don't know the difference between gothic and goth

>>42798743
genuinely thought it was real until
>lead rapist
kek'd heartily

>>42808641
bet she burned for awhile

>>42805939
>being this squeamish
I bet you don't even have your red wings yet

>>42799707
Sandersforpresident

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>>42808656
Nope. This is literally survival of the fittest.

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>>42803829
>if you don't like antifa you're a nazi from pol

Fuck you, both groups are for beta virgin nerds.

>>42808574
Obviously, who else is racist enough to walk around in black paint?

>>42803951
>LEDONALD XD

WHY DO BITCHES FROM REDDIT THIBK WE KNOW OR CARE ABOUT THEIR E DRAMA

FUCK OFF FAGGOT EVERYONE HATES YOU

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>>42800956
This is what a blood cake looks like. It's fake

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>>42804022
>the """"""revolution"""""" hasn't even come and leftists are already planning on betraying each other

Lmao

>>42804221
LOL

>>42800956
What's everyone's problem with menstrual dishes? I know the Spanish and Filipinos at least have dishes for cooking blood.
Don't chickens eat their own unfertilized eggs? You can't let all those valuable gains leak out just for being female.

>>42806965
Good, it will help tear you bitches apart from the inside with identity politics

>>42800763
>nofap

>>42809255
This, faggots have never seen old / deoxygenated blood before? Look at a black pudding, sure as hell isn't scarlet red.

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>>42807391
>mfw lamanite master race

>>42799075
it legit is genetics, I have gone months without brushing before and had no negative effects occur upon my teeth

>>42808641
It happens a lot. crematoriums have to cut up fatties otherwise they start grease fires.

Not even kidding, they're obviously over 50% body fat if they are even mildly obese (lots of skinny fats over 30% bf) and the morbidly, grossly, super obese are easily over 80% bf. Their bf melts and before it can burn, it starts frying, but it also drips out of the crematorium oven or sets fire to the roof.

Are you still with me? So firefighters coming in are covered in soothy grease that is dead obeast.

Surgeons too have trouble operating on fatties not because of their size or general stench and unhealthiness, but because their subcutaneous fat starts melting during surgeries, all of their tissues are slippery as fuck, and cauterizing their many extra arteries makes the whole operating theater smell like bacon.

>http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-39735904
>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2154897/Dead-obese-woman-body-fat-set-building-cremation.html

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>>42806967
Damn, when did Saitama make it to Paris?

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>>42800956

>>42808472

This is why I hate everything that is Christianity that is not Catholicism, though Catholicism has been subverted, it's not full of fucking wolfs trying to make a quick buck on retards.

>>42805017
Maybe she'll be forced to lose some hweight

>>42802079
>im gonna mutilate my genitals so i save 5 seconds of washing in the shower.
Take a moment to realize that your average American holds this opinion. The fucking kikes have brain washed us so deeply. The jews own you. They literally convinced your parents to chop your cock off AND you to DEFEND that decision. There is zero (0) evidence to back up the claim that circumcision promotes cleanliness and reduces risk of stds.
You are the fucking definition of sheep. Fuck you, faggot kike sympathizer.

It looks like it identifies as a 5 year old

>>42799152
It is a made up post-hoc excuse for circumcision. Nobody has that problem, noone had that problem and noone will have this problem.

There is no corellation between anything positive and circumcision. Be it cleaniness, std rate or whatever.

Moreover, even if there were, it is not an excuse for such a brutal violation of someone's right to bodily integrity.

>>42809732
>There is zero (0) evidence to back up the claim that circumcision promotes cleanliness and reduces risk of stds.

Moreover, because they sure were concerned about stds in 19th century, when this nonsense started. Also - just wash your shlong once a week and don't fuck average western roasties. Done.

>>42801498
why do they have guns ... any src on that pic?

>>42809237
I am that which you could never conceive. I am he who takes no childish, dogmatic sides. I am.... a centrist. Watch out kiddos.

>>42802383
Chaos undivided i guess. This act alone could be for three of the four gods.

>>42804725
>hawaiian pizza
>forcing others to eat hawaiian pizza
Death is too good for this trash.

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>>42798944
the jewish people did this because when they where rin the dessert the priests couldnt get the mana machine running to feed everyone when people got pissy they made up some story about how god hates uncirumsized dicks and they should come back when they took care of their wieners.

The priests then used the time this bought to get the machine up and running and by the time everyone was circumsized and came back bleeding the mana was ready to eat.

Meanwhile moses was on a mountin somwhere and when he cam back he totaly lost his shit over this retarded stunt the priests pulled but it was to late to change anything so he went with it.

pic related is a model of what the machine might have looked like

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>>42810026
Nonsense. They did it because Rabbis want to fellate newborns. Got to get them used to pain and sexual abuse while they're really young I guess. Catholic priest just splash some dirty water on them and wait until they can walk.

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>>42804302
>nectars or higher ground
This is in Burlington. It needs to be sunk into Champlain. This state would be perfect size, demography, politically if chittenden county just didn't exist

>>42809571
I can personally attest that fatties on fire do in fact smell like bacon. Witnessed and helped rescue fat asshole from his car once. His stomach was melting and on fire, dragging him out and trying to smother the fire was incredibly difficult.
The worst part was this guy was conscious so he actually interfered with us trying to save his fatass. The blanket we used to smother the fire came away goey with human fat.

>>42810604
At least we'll have something to eat for a while when Kim, Putin, and Drumph lead us into the nuclear winter. Better prepare to go full keto.

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>>42800408
I-is she tied up? I-is someone BDSMing that thing?

>>42805017
That is what everyone selling a product does.
Beats headphones cost $17 to make and they add weights on the inside because the consumer equates heavy with quality.
That and having a brand name of a rap artist slapped on them means people will line up and pay out the ass for them.

>>42805232
too bad they's rarely middle ground with them, they're either liberal special snowflake artsy betas/whores or schizoid lurkers out of reach

i once knew a nerdy and conservative goth girl , with a decent job, not into artsy fartsy, but so reclusive i swear mantaining an open line of communication with her was near to impossible for some reason

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Should having morbidly obese children be grounds for child abuse?

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>>42799624
I know nothing!

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>>42811187
Attemped murder more like. You amerifats really need to get your shit together, fast

>>42811615
Its not just America. They're not even in first place anymore

>>42800956
Legit almost puked IRL

>>42799810
>>42799823
>>42799837
Doing a lot of assuming here, honey

>>42811187
Legally speaking, in France it could be taken into consideration to remove custody, but probably not by itself, it would be one thing among others.

>>42798809
if you mean sweaty... then yes, she's sweaty..... or clammy at least.

>>42809762
There's a lower infection rate, but it really only applies to people who don't wash under their foreskin. If you keep it clean there's not hing to worry about

>>42807927
She is dressed as Wonder Woman, who defeated Ares. Clearly she doesn't pull it off

>>42808472
>We won't ask the parents, one whom is a pastor and the other a singer, left their children in a burning house
>but we will ask how a teenager is allowed to get up to 500 pounds

Why not both? Yes, fatass got she deserved, burned alive by not being fit enough to escape by herself and not be able to be saved by professionals, but the fucking parents left all of them and saved themselves, shitty parenting must be punished as well

>>42812650
I don't blame them, doesn't every fire department explicitly say that if your life is in danger you should leave your pets behind?

>>42806446
3/4 cup just won't happen. Either way, the period blood starts to oxidize basically upon leaving the body, so you wouldn't end up with a bright red cake. Also, as other girls have said, period blood is mostly a blobby mess, kind of like those strings attached to the yolk in an egg. You could still cook with it, but it would end up lumpy.

>>42806947
God damn it, Sweden.

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>>42812925
>normie book