Can we get an old fashioned gym bully thread in here?
>Be in gym lifting weights
>See QT 3.14
>Start talking to her and hit it off
>Some fucking nerd comes over and starts white knighting, weirding her out to the point where she leaves
>"Guess you won't be talking to her again he he"
>Days later, nerd gets phonecall in gym and starts crying
>Someone asks him what's wrong and finds out his mother has just died
>Gym stops and people come over to make sure he's ok, myself included
>Look down at him "guess you won't be talking to her again"
>>42795024
>See QT 3.14
>Start talking to her and hit it off
yup I don't fancy reading any fantasy stories today anon
>>42795045
if you want to avoid fantasy stories today make sure your mother doesn't tell you she loves you.
>guy says to me, how many sets you got left?
>say, about 2 or 3.
>go for 4.
showed him up real good, motherfucker just stood there all bewildered.
>>42795063
zing
>>42796744
Nice
>>42795063
That's a terrible comeback.
>>42795045
Fpbp
>>42796744
There was a guy in the one squat rack at my gym for over 45 minutes last night. He was taking super long rests too. I finally asked him how many sets he had and he said 1 set, but it took him 15 more minutes. Motherfucking DYEL wasn't even squatting really heavy.
>go to gym
>See man drop off six month year old children in play area
>Steal kids and return them to their mother who I know attends the yoga class
>Tell her I found them outside in the road
>She dumps husband and fuks me as a thank you