Good Feels General

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>>42793945
>not sexually satisfying your mother yourself

>>42793945
Do you know who was Oedipus?

>>42793975
It's Oedipus Rex to you faggot

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>>42793973
>>42793975
Pls no. This is not where I wanted the thread to go.

>>42793945
Beat him up for fucking your mum

>>42794030

Welcome to 4chan

>>42794049
I thought /fit/ was better than that.

>>42794046
Him spilling spaghetti around you is punishment enough.

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Is it morally wrong to fuck your best buds mom?

>>42793945
MOMMY MOMMY MILKY

>>42794070

Only if you don't take pics of your dick inside her without showing her face and send it to him and then wait a few hours and send pics of your dick inside her showing her face so he knows he fapped to pics of you fucking his mom.

>>42793945
>meet moms new bf
>realize that your entire life, intentionally or not she raised you to posess none of the traits that she finds attractive in a man, and that you have to unlearn that beta handicap if you want to get anywhere.

Oh, you said good feels

>>42794030
>comparing yourself to the dude fucking your mom
>not wanting this thread to go this way
Seriously

>>42794070
Kinda, but I'd do it anyway without him knowing, given the chance and if she was that hot

Kek

Op will become someone's wife's son

>>42794070
Yes.

>>42794125
It's more about not wanting to see him as a dad.

>>42794070
nah, it's fun bro shit and gives you bragging rights, do it you faggot

>>42793945
>letting chaddy daddy take away mummy and sucky fucky time from you
Cuckold

>>42793945
I don't know why but this is the best op on any board I've seen in years. The nip only adds to it.

>>42794070
you're not really best buds if your moms aren't game for a friend to fuck

>>42794398
>Chaddy daddy
>5'6
Go away Alex.

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>>42793945
>not stepping up as man of the house and fulfilling all of her husbandly needs
>letting another man step in and do it for you

Pretty gay and definitely not gonna make it desu

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>meet sisters bf
>she tells me he gets nervous when I'm around

>>42795050
U wot? Is her bf threatened by her own brother.
Maybe, he senses that she wants your D?

>>42795050
Does he get nervous around your parents as well? Could just be that he doesn't want to fuck up around a family member.

>>42795050
>be me, circa 2 years ago
>have nerdy fat girl roommate
>was pretty cool to be around until she went full tumblr, but fat chicks are a no go for me no matter what, so pretty good roommate material. At least until she tried to get me to feel guilty about being a fucking white male, but neither here nor there.
>Anyway
>2nd year of living together she starts dating a lot
>Always thin nerdy guys who laugh nervously and look at the floor when I'm around, even when I had a date with me
>Tempted to tell them they have nothing to worry about because I wouldn't touch that ever, but nah.

>>42794508

I wish I could do this but with someone else's mom

>>42794070
not if u post pics

>lose about 25kg from May
>only a few people seem to notice up to July
>now people returning from vacation are really noticing, and a few are totally blown away

It sucks I was such a fat fuck, but I'm glad I'm getting there.

>>42794140
I laughed too hard at this

>tfw when i need a life

>>42795799
>even when I had a date with me
>dating yourself
Have incels gone too far?

>>42793945
This is hardly related to fitness

>>42795799
My favorite part of living in a hyperliberal west coast city is all the scrawny dudes.

I used to live in Utah and the stock there is huge, football is big so a lot of guys my age are yoked. I felt average height and build at 6'4 230

You guys wanna talk good feelings?

>take public transit to and from work
>stay late
>I'm heading home around seven thinking about enchiladas my gf made for dinner
>live in relatively trendy neighborhood
>it's later friday evening so saw three or so couples out on dates
>dudes all noticeably puppyguard their dates whenever I'm around
>One guy holds door open for date into restaurant while I walk past and just watches me, holding door open, after she's already inside. like 180 degrees and five seconds of neck twist here.

Haha I don't know if it's cause they think the women will check me out or if they think I look like a criminal mugger but either way it's nice to be recognized for my largeness and muscularity.

Honestly I think I look like a nice dude. IDK where they're coming from other than I'm a big guy and a bout a foot and a half taller than anyone they know.

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>>42793945
>meeting my gf's friends special others
>they are all noticeably smaller than me

>>42794030
Did he really feel this way about Ultra Black?

>mom dating a guy literally named chad
>He's a chubby loser who loves war documentaries and Star Wars
>actually pretty chill

thanks chad

>>42794030
I don't know where you expected it to go.
This is what I opened the thread for.

>>42794070
Is that her? Because if so, no

>>42797249
i just moved from a beach city to Utah, pretty comfy here desu

>>42794029
This man knows his anthropology.

>>42794109
>Fapping to pics of your friends
The only time I did this was when a lesbian friend of mine sent me pics

>>42797249
Kek, they are miring/gay for you

>>42794070
That's what bros do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0DeIqJm4vM

>>42797560
Utah's great. Enjoy, especially the outdoors.

>>42797584
I'd love that desu. my gf loves my gains but she's sort of obligated to, I want widespread gains appreciation.

>>42794030
lol

>>42797200
tru

>>42793945
sauce?

>>42797722

Jun Serizawa, only gravure though. no porn.

>>42793945
Source

>6'3"
>Mom is 6'
>Moms husband is literally 5'

>>42794070
i'd get that pregnant tbhwy

>>42795956
it was p funny

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>>42794140
>>42795956
>He's Indian
>His family is of hardcore Indian culture
>They would all hate that she's already got a son
>tfw she asks if you could introduce yourself to them as her brother
I won't

>>42797200
>Being more fit than someone
>Not fitness
Then post fit feels of your own.

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>finally lose weight
>go aesthetic ottermode
>find a cute right wing fwb feminine trap GF who likes videogames and is chill
>feels good man

>>42798388
Doesn't even pass well

>>42793945

Source on that gif, please.

My mom got a new boyfriend when I was about 9 or 10. I would call her a whore and she would slap me around. My real dad was always drunk and would pass out by 4pm when she dropped us off to his place every second weekend. I hate women.

>>42798393
Thats not even my trap waifu, it's a random trap on twitter.

>>42795799
>even when I had a date with me
Selfcest best cest.

>>42793945
>date new girl
>cute as heck but always wears baggy shirts and hoodies
>a-anon I have rather big breasts and I think they look gross thats why
>show me it cant be that bad
>undresses
>motherfucking 56J natural tiddys on an otherwise not fat at all girl

I also hit 1/2/3/4 recently but more importantly, DUDE, TITS

>>42798458
I'm sorry to hear that, anon.
Do you think /fit/ would be good fathers?

>>42798409
Jun Amaki

Check her insta tits all the time. Esp the stories.

>>42793945
Yea but never ever think of bullying me, my wife's son or else I'll report to ur mum

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>being from a broken home

>>42798502
Isley knows his well chested Asians, I approve

>>42793945
Good feels
>have crush on girl throughout highschool
>text and become close friends
>after highschool I leave for college and we grew apart
>two months ago go on tinder
>see crush's profile, super like
>she super likes me back
>we talk a bit, ends up giving me her number
>hang out with eachother
>start dating
>spent the last 4 hours laying in my bed holding each other while talking about life
>feels like a dream, never expected this to happen

Now for bad feels
>im in the national guard
>irma is fucking up florida
>supposedly being deployed for hurricane relief for the next month or two
>have to withdraw from college for the semester to go help

Good feels again
>she says this doesn't phase her
>says she had a crush on me all throughout highschool
>says there's no way she's going to let this bother her
>"I'll being waiting out the storm for you, anon. Take me on a date when we get back, ok?"

>>42798545
And now Chad is dicking her better than you ever could

>>42795050
I want to shoot that dog with my gp100.

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>>42798545
>bad feels
>being deployed for hurricane relief
Do you even realise how many cool-dad points that gives?

>>42798357
Good dont abide

>t pajeet

>>42797200
Of course it's related to fitness, because his dick sure doesn't fit this miss.

>>42798388
post pics of ur trap gf

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>>42794030

>>42795814
same desu

>>42794121
This.

My mum dumped my dad a few years in. I'm the clone, physically and mentally, of my dad.

Mum just fell out of love, and it destroyed him

>>42798917
It is really funny when virgins give advice about relationships.

>>42798491
w2c slim gf with grossly oversized breasts

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Lost 50 lbs since last june, back to school and everyone notices. Teacher during class starts asking "how i got so fit over the summer", 6/10 jokingly goes, "wanna take me to lunch?" Gay guy who used to call me a virgin loser mires me (miss me with that gay shit). Best part is im still pretty dyel so when I make it it will be even better.

>>42799522
Pic unrelated

>>42799459
No idea desu, we met through some unrelated nerd shit at uni and it evolved from there.

>Return from university for a month during the summer
>See my parents and siblings
>Every single one of them comments daily on my progress
>Siblings told their friends that I got a lot bigger

Feels nice knowing it isn't just lip service. Though I still have quite a ways to go.

>>42798507
Pretty sad reading this thread

>>42798502
That's not her

>>42793945
>meet wife's son
>roider

>visit Pittsburgh to help step sister move into college
>Go out to dinner with family
>Decide I want whiskey
>Go up to bar
>Step behind guy in what I assume is line for bar
>He bumps into me
>Turns around
>Holy fuck you're big
>He's about 5'8 160
>I'm 6'1 240
This happened in August

I mean like I'm near Manlet standards by /fit/
What is it with metros and cities that breeds tiny people?

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>>42797249
>I'm a big guy
BANE?

>>42794070
not if she looks like that

>>42798388
all that work for a mentally ill dude? Wow what a waste.

>>42800082
big buildings make confuse the body, it believes itself to be a super manlet in a world of giants. Like dwarfs living in mountains.

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>>42794070
if that's her, no because your friend probably should just be happy you got some top tier ass

Also
>be highschool senior
>been working out since junior year
>always saw the sweetest looking girl with perfect rack in the hallway dresses modest
>never had the balls to introduce myself since I knew nothing about her
>flash forward to this year
>she is in my AP European Hist. class
>start talking to her, we have that connection(eye contact, laughing at every other thing we say, etc.
>this goes on for two classes until I ask her on date and she says her parents might not like it
>ask to see if i could meet her parents
>she said sure, I'll know next class if her parents are cool with it

Finally not getting strung along by fucking sluts and shit at my highschool and getting their number and then ask then on a date and them saying "ooh I have a boyfriend tho!"

Then why the fuck are you acting like a flirty bitch with other guys fucking whore

Anyway, looking up for me bois

>>42794070
Its his mom not his wife. She has to fuck sometimes too, might as well be someone who has a semblance of care for her.

>>42794121
Women don't know how to raise men, they'll do it as if you were a girl.

>>42799522
>>42799545
Solid feels.

>>42795799
Post the guilty story pls

>>42793945
>this gif
why she keeps taunting me?

>>42798545
Hey man you're fucked. Sorry.

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>>42798388
>trap
>gf

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>>42800691
Gayfriend?

>go out with my mate's last night
>they all ask if I've hit the gym and bulked up

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>>42801616
It only gets worse from here
>Go out with mates, some new
>All they talk to me is about how they used to lift or their routines

>>42800313

If she turns out to be a keeper, don't fuck it up anon; cause girls like that tend to be loyal and marriage material. So if you're fit, don't become the chad that pumps and dumps her and turns her into a jaded slut.

>>42799216
such a garbage response but somehow so perfect

>>42798917
>>42798716
>>42798668

Yeah, but at the silver lining. If she cheats on him, any other girl he goes to; he can just tell story after story about all the cool shit he died as National Guard during Hurricane relief of Irma. That's basically projecting hero-complex onto a woman. Their panties get soaked when there's legitimacy to the story being told.

>>42801642
I won't, I plan to have an actual relationship, fuck the stacies

>>42802000
muh niqq, Im glad u have the balls to go after her. I had smth similar but never pursued because I was pussy.

But good thing is now I overcompensate and do whatever it takes right babe?

>>42799557
this hasn't been true for years anon.