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by the way dont take my image as an example of what /fit humor is, it was just the only lifting meme i had on my pc
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Dumping some of my old ass folder
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>>42793353
>how quickly her head snapped away from him right after the kiss

Rest in fucking peace, that relationship
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>>42793381

She literally contorted her neck to kiss him while he didn't move a muscle. You must be jaded because when I look at them all I feel is jealousy
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>>42793381
She was the one initiating the kiss.
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not even looking at pics, sorry if they're shit
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>>42793381
>Some people actually think this deep into things
She kissed him, is she supposed to stare at him with her neck crooked af?
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>>42793381
She's the one who went for the kiss in the first place you dummy. She was completely comfortable and it was just a nonchalant kiss. She went back to her phone and what she was doing. I really don't get you autists.
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>>42793431
Is he kill?
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>>42793387
>Dale
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>>42793526
whats the deal with female "lifters" always doing memes? what the actual fuck is the benefit of doing this shit? Ive seen them do these in the gym.
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>>42793526
What the fuck is her problem?
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>>42793538
t. SS fatboi
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>>42793538
attention whoring
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>>42793526
>file name
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>>42793387
dale confirmed fucking bro tier
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if i wanted humor i'd ask you for your max rep ones
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>>42793526
when i found out she is asian
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>>42793431
he ded
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>>42793538
Women have to find a way to draw attention to themselves so that men know who to chase after.

To put it in stupid: Her stacy stride is a way to tell chad weightlifter she's open for business.

I really wish I was joking but human sexuality is fucking dumb
t. biologist
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>>42794104
>zoologist
>see this post
what the fuck is wrong with you?
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>>42793769
>consenting to sex with both a malnourished orc and Father Christmas
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>>42794104
I believe you anon. She's roast to the toast
https://www.instagram.com/christiemcfit/
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>>42793387
Dale bringing the fucking heat
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>>42794119
That one is old. 2012-13?
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>>42793367
>calling out that drug abusing bitch
dodged a bullet with that one
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>>42793406
Fucking genius
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>>42793367

Spouting obscure memes from a Mongolian duck sauce emporium at a complete stranger is not funny
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>>42793406
now this is a useful trick, here is another one, maybe less useful tho
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>>42793431
>not doing weighed stanky-legs
not gonna make it
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>>42793406

Wtf I hate sex now.
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>>42793431
MCL tear damn
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>>42793406
This is amazing.
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>>42793381
>virgins will find ANY EXCUSE to rag on relationships
I mean I do too but this is just silly
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>>42794290
how much weight is that anyway? like 140-150 kg?
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>>42794529
Absolutely kek
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>>42794529
audible kek
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>>42793431
Did he died?
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Requesting the webm of the guy who gets stuck under a barbell on bench and people put their ass in his face
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>>42793473
>rations burst from kilt
fucking kek
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>>42794104
>biologist
Having a BS hardly makes you a biologist
>inb4 BA
I really hope not for your sake
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>>42793526
>Dancer of the Boreal Valley
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>>42793310
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>>42797532
GOAT
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>>42793387
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>>42793310
Anyone screenshot the time some anon named Quentin or something linked a girl on Tinder to a thread about her and she posted a timestamp?
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>>42797594
Gotta be a fucking idiot to say muscle group x's training is a forbidden fruit

Goddamn that guy is a maroooooooon
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>>42797528
10/10
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>>42793387
read it in scooby's voice and kek'd
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>>42797528
>tfw you beat the Dancer on your first try first playthrough but needed 3 tries to beat the Deacons of the Deep
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>>42794529
actually laughed out loud, thank you friend
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>>42794529
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>>42793431
Literally me when my jam kicks in.
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I've got like 15 more of these, I'll post em tomorrow if this bad boy is still alive
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>>42797115
This is quite possibly my all time favourite post on all of 4Chan and I've sadly been here since before the Habbo Hotel days
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>>42797799
did you ugys used to be one of those assholes who played the chair game and then kicked me out after i won

mothefucker
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>want to be ripped
>go ask the gym necromancer to give me a cut potion
>he promptly takes out a knife and slice my wrist
>blood coming out abundantly
>speak spooky gibberish
>I feel very weird
>light headed
>watch myself in the mirror
>I've just lost all my gains
>ask wtf happened
>the Necromancer ask me if I want the long or the short answer
>say i wanna go home and want the short one
>he remove his face, it's the manlet warlock
>try to punch him
>I hurt my fist because I lost all my gains to him
>ask for gym justice and a trial by combat
>the gym owner think I'm new and kick me out
>have to do calisthenics if i want to go back to the gym
>have to fight romanian gain beggars everyday
>got depressed and ate too much tendies
>mfw
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>>42797832
Probably, I've been here since I was 13 and I'm in my mid 20s now

It really is true that you're here forever
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>>42794765
kek
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>>42794529
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>>42793526
>>42793538
Maybe she's actually just having fun or amusing herself?
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>>42794630
>only having 6 shill threads up at one time

genuine improvement over /pol/
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>>42797632
fuck deacons nigga
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>>42797594
>mfw I actually recognise that youtube layout
>mfw my first thought was where is the yellow subscribe button
>mfw it took me about 30 seconds to realise that youtube hasnt looked like this or about 10 years now
>10 years
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>>42794303

i mean, it kind of is when they're that incredulous
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>>42794630
Ayyyy I made that, the shill threads have slown down recently
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>>42797532
Keked so hard I scared my mom
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I got a few
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>>42793387
hahaha fucking top dale
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>>42794642
omg HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
*breathes in*
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>42794529
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>>42793387
What a cool guy
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>>42793431
>>42793921
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>>42793310
>humor / humour
don't be so insecure, take a stand man
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>>42793538
I can't fathom how sad someone must be to always look for reasons to put an entire gender down just because they think they were cheated out of having sex and being loved (two things which nobody actually deserves by the way)
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>>42793406
>strong healthy men shouldn't have children

good goyim
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>>42798811
This. The only correct answer is ˈhjuːmə
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>>42798814
how come when ever someone dares to criticise women they always come at you with the same insults every time

>yur probably just a virgin and mad becoz wymin wont hav seks wiff yu
>something something small dick

its always those things every time, they never even attempt to try to counter the point that the person was making and prove them wrong, they just use those to ad hominems everytime
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>>42794222
How do I achieve this mode?
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>>42793353
delt ths
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>>42793353
she's using him to show to other people that she has successfully been indoctrinated into Cultural Marxist-Leninist ideology (aka leftism)
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>>42798663
your shitty opinions are prtty humorous thanks for staying on topic
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>>42798842
smalldickvirginraeg.jpg
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>>42794303
it is
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>>42793387
Based Dale
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>>42793353
She kind of looks like my exgirlfriend which I've broken up with to fuck sloots and which I now regret cause she was the only one that actually truly loved me. :)
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>>42797490
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>>42793473
I really don't understand this whole thing about "distain for plebs". In The Roman Empire, being a plebian was being a proper citizen. People WANTED to be plebs. Maybe I'm just over analyzing memes.
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>>42799470
Proper citizen as compared to slaves (or women, KEK). Still lower than rich patricians or high military officials though.
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>>42793338
I'd like to know more about this ancient meme
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>>42798829
>wanting to have children with a gold digging sloot
Good goyim
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>>42798387
this just made me feel lonely
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>>42794071
i forgot this was a humor thread for a sec.
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>>42797862
yeah am 30 with kid been around since 16 :/
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>>42793353
What the fuck
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>>42793406
>not flushing the condom after your post sex piss

Never gonna make it
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>>42801041
>flushing condoms
rip your pipes
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>>42797115
>mfw I posted in that thread

I think the guy was full of shit
But in my experience people are fucking retarded so who knows
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>>42797833
you shoud have seen it coming, necromancers work with the undeads
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>>42801100
If you only do it once every two years like me you'll be fine
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>>42801041
>not just throwing it on the floor and making her clean it up

cope harder
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>>42797532
>>42793387
absolute madmen
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>>42794642
kek
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>>42797677
The last one is pretty clever
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>>42797115
Sad how this is never included
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>>42793353
Y even lift?
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>>42797578
Bump
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>>42801041
>using a condom in the first place
WEW
can't you just pull out and cum in her mouth, then tell her to swallow and show you?
or yeah, wherever you cum you could just tell her to clean herself up.
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>>42798218
I remember getting my youtube channel and being so excited to actually customize it. That shit was fucking great. So much fun. Every channel had its own unique look and everything felt so alive. Now it's all bland and grey because Youtube wants everybody to be crisp and professional.
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>>42793769
>this comic caused one anon to fuck a fat guy
Kek what a dumb bitch
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>>42797532
Top kek
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>>42801744
you literally found it today, how would you know
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>>42801133
>I think the guy was full of shit

yeah wet shit probably
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>>42801673
>tfw Diana isn't real
>tfw she's also a lesbian
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>>42803066
>Shit tier waifu
>Don't want mushroom puss puss
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>>42799470
In the late Republic through the empire, sure, but in the early days of the republic the plebeian-patrician divide was still pretty significant.
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>>42797594
"fag buys music" gets me every time. I wish there were more variants.
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>>42799254
Fucking kek
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>>42798964
Ive been wanting to dump my long term gf to fuck hot sloots. But ive always been afraid no one would understand me like her. You just described my eternal nightmare.

Will stay in relationship. Thnx
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>>42797532

nice one.
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>>42794529
Ah fuck, I haven't laughed at something on /fit/ in probably 4 or 5 years, anon... thx for that
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>>42793406
>he doesn't have a bro to do a paternity swap with

Just trade spunked condoms with a friend and hide one in your trash, then play it cool until the paternity test comes out negative and she breaks down in court telling her garbage cum story.
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>>42793381
>>42798879
Kek, this cope is part of the humor, right?
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>>42802938
lmao
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>>42801208
dammit this picture makes me lose it every time
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>>42793353

/fit/ BTFO
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>>42797532
Fucking women still somehow expect men to make the first move even on Bumble.
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>>42797594
What ever happened to TruCrypt? The world's best tripfag.
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>>42793381
you are a disgusting excuse for a human. what a jealous butthurt faggot you are. If you were in front of me i would jamb a knife in your eye.
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>>42798250
No, it's not. That's the problem with this board, you are all immature,mentally disabled children. Your parents should beat you to death.
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>>42797532
best
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>>42793406
that not how you get pregnant tho.
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>>42798754
Oh shut the fuck up you autistic faggot. At least he's getting a blowjob,something you will never get you ugly shitstain
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>>42799470
Being patrician was something special and very few people were. You could be incredibly rich, but still a pleb. It was something that you were either born into or earned through service to the republic.
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>>42797614
There's a 10/10 video of someone reading it in Scooby's voice.

>>42794278
Yes probably. I've been out of this board since then.
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>>42794290
>i could lift 3pl8 within 2 months
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Is there a way of autodumping without installing 4chan X or something like that?
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>>42793387
This is the one you need famalamadingdong
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>>42802902
a timeless classic
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>>42805717
fucking lol
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>>42797661
>>42797669
>>42797677
>>42797689
>>42797694
kek there's one of my posts in every one of those screenshots. Was that all from the same thread?
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>>42799538
I think it's just that one, don't remember any others.
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>>42801208
I never realized how much that guy looks like James Caan in "the godfather"
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>>42793387
First post to make me chuckle out loud.
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>>42798945
For you
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>>42805181
>he thinks the penis injects sperm directly into some sort of one-way entrance like a fuel valve

You can get pregnant from precum touching the entrance of the vagoo. You think a woman can't self inseminate with her fingers? How do you think farmers get cattle inseminated?
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>>42805574
wtf is wrong with the people on this board?? why are you all scumbags?
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>>42805974
umm,no. you're wrong.
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>>42794690
you know shit about anatomy
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>>42805750
That girl needs to be euthanized
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>>42805974
They make the bulls cum in a sock, and then they poke a hole in the sock and place it on their cocks to use a condoms on the female bull. It's like Pasiphae and the Minotaur but backwards, trust me I used to work at a farm.
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>>42798814
Least of all you, Sweet-cheeks.
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>>42794529
Ahhh shit man
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>>42793387
Where is vocaroo?
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>>42798218
wow u were also on the internet in 2007???
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>>42804981
Alpha as fuck.
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>>42806775
fuck off
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>>42805750
Fucking nuked from orbit.
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>>42797528
Bravo
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>>42805750
damn
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>>42793769
mirin lanky's lats
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>>42793769
Fat guy smells like shit if he doesn't shower 5 times a day. Also can't wipe his ass.
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>>42797532
kek
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>>42794765
>that fucking instant patton-post

Nice.
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>>42804696
Feel like it'd be helpful to include that her name is Disa
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>>42805750
Kek more like these
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>>42807546
actually, this brings something up that i've been wondering about for a while now.

/fit/ dudes with big arms, how difficult is it for you to wipe? I've noticed with a pump in my tris, it is quite the task, and my arms are far from hueg.
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>>42807996
i've never noticed it being an issue, and that's with decently developed tris. much more difficult with quad doms though
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>>42794765
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>>42805750
No chill at all
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>>42793431
CHOO CHOO
SNAP CITY EXPRESS DEPARTING IN 2 MINUTES
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>>42793310
T
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>>42793769
>eating on the bed
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>>42805750
This guy got fucking obliterated
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>>42798378
>willn't

what kind of fucking contraction is that. some welsh cornwall bullshit?
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>>42807929
It fucking says it in the first goddamn picture, you blind cunt
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>>42805750
Cruel
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>>42794529

o fuck me
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>>42793367
kek'd loud and got a nice ab workout
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>>42805747
I almost wet myself keking everytime. Thanks a lot.
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>>42794529
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>>42793381
>over-analysing this hard
You are the kind that drowns in a glass of water, are you not ?
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>>42805574
>>42806369

come on man you have no reasaonable expectation of privacy if youre doing something THAT bizarre
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>>42805750

honestly at least she gave him an out and didn't lead him on
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>>42805841

still my favorite post ever
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>>42798842
Kinda like 4chan then?
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>>42802938
What am I looking at here?
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>>42809867
If it doesn't pop out at you I'm afraid you have the same issue. Go to a farm were you belong.
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>>42793310
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>>42793473
>.SPQRpeg
I kek'd
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>>42802938
yet his shirt spells "SS"
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>>42794529
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>>42809889
>be 6'5"
>You will never be bullied by a lanky asian girl
>Why even live
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>>42797632
>>42798205
Deacons are easy mode, Abyss Watchers took me a lot of tries though. Along with the Dancer the only 2 bosses that gave me any trouble.
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>>42794071

That second face right next to his in the thumbnail
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>>42810322
HOLY SHIT
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>>42805750
absolutely destroyed.
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>>42810322
KEEEEK dear god I just noticed
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>>42801208
I was listening to this when I opened the pic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmWE9UBFwtY
My shit is lost forever.
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>>42805073
Not really autist she is literally telling you what to say almost.
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>>42804981
gotta ride that adrenaline!
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>>42793559
worked
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>>42794642
kek. nice one acutally made me lol
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>>42793381
>being this fucking insecure at the sight of two people kissing
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>>42804696
fucking kek
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>>42797115
heh that was me
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>>42802938
nevermind the calves, look how fucking long his arms are
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>>42806548
She did him a favor honestly. If he's that unaware it's better to have her tell it to his face.
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>>42801822
Precum impregnates girls. Enjoy being a father
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>>42797923
based cao cao
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>>42809867
He missed a leg day
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>>42810148
his right leg is tiny
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>>42803975
now whre does one get a retarded half pigmee half aborigenee friend?
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>>42793473
most roman soldiers used spears,only after they encountered the Dacians with their long curved swords did they switch on masse,also that's where the shoulder plate in your pic resulted from,they were getting fucking sliced at the shoulder area
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>>42794290
Why does he immediately arch his back sao much? fucking faggot
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>>42794529
Lol'd until I cried.
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>>42804774
This just reads as being bitter
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>>42811514
roughly two plates per side too much on the bar
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>>42799254
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>>42810265
I always thought abyss watchers were kind of wasted potential, really cool fight, but they just have so little health they go down too easily
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>>42811885
The music for the abyss watchers is alpha as fuck
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>>42811718
I've got one.

>be at a party
>everyone has fun gets drunk and leaves
>tldr end up too drunk to drive
>ask bro if it's cool to crash there
>itscool.jpg
>9/10 grill been chatting with all night says she's too drunk to drive too
>we end up in a room together
>sitting and chatting about my job (I worked at a tattoo shop att)
>get on subject of piercings
>asks about my weirdest piercing
>tell her I had my nipples pierced and jokingly claim to have a prince Albert (I don't)
>nuh uh! I don't believe you!
>keep joking with her claiming I do
>she grabs me by the pants and reaches in
>grabs a handful of flaccid dick
>sperg and pull away, immediately
>oh, wow, you're big...
>you too

Left immediately and drove home drunk
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>>42811885
>when someone asks to spot and I tell them that I have to get in to DL position to insure maximum safety
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>>42812034
>end up too drunk to drive
That implies there's such as thing as being "just drunk enough you can still drive", which there is not.
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>>42812128
Yes, thank you, officer. Enjoy your workout
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>>42805750
What a cunt.

She values her own pussy too high and acts like a bitch about it
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>>42812423
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>>42804969
Fuck
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>>42809875
Mate, if he belonged on a farm, he'd be able to recognize a malnourished calf.
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>>42812128
Hey mom, who told you about 4 channel?
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>>42812128
Between 0.01 and 0.08 faget
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>>42798844
Hibernate in a cocoon made of pouches.
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>>42812034
>tfw i was in the exact same position as you except she was 4/10 and i have to pay 400/month in child support to some goblin bastard child

i fucking hate alcohol
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>>42798964
I know that feel mang
>>42803799
stick with her brobeans
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>>42813115
Ouch.
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>>42812964
Wisconsin bro?
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>>42798173
This. Literally 70% of the board is shill threads
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>>42804774

I wonder what zyzz would be like today.

He'd have tinder and all the memes he could ever hope for
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>>42807957
beta nu-males crack me the fuck up
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>>42813522
What the fuck. How are people so oblivious to how cringy they are?
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>>42811718
fucking beta's, man I swear
Here is a story about a beta that came to my school recently.
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>>42793353
he's.. he's kinda cute
no homo, of course
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>>42813554
They fell for the lie
They listened to what women SAY they want, instead of what they really want.
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>>42797578
Bump
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>>42813522
That shit is fake.
>answers to post the same minute it's posted
>posts three replies within a minute
>that level of faggotry
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>>42793353
why is it so hard to understand that with women it's more about how a man makes them feel as opposed to how he looks
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>>42813653
you're right anon. a beta would never spam reply a girl
ya got me.
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>>42813730
>I share a board with people like this
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>>42813681
If it's real then the guy is fucking desperate to be seen as a creepy man-child or genuinely autistic.
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>>42813730
>>42813730
I'm can't decide if this is real, or if some of the greatest writers of our generation spend their time posting to an indonesian woodworking board
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>>42813790
well anything on the internet can be fake, but there really are some delusional ass beta's out there.
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>>42813830
Holy shit, I'm so glad they didn't have anime and smartphones when I was a kid.
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>>42813948
I'm so glad facebook was not a thing when I was in highschool or my autism would have been immortalized.
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>>42813948
How old are you? Akira came out in 1988 ffs and there were plenty more before that too.
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>>42813985
We had anime (DBZ, Pokemon etc.) when I was a kid, but there was no "anime culture" or "anime geekdom" or whatever you call it.
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>>42813975
So much this.
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>>42814040
There was, they just hid it way better.
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>>42813785
/fit/ is a blue board you dumbass
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>>42814264
you know people can change the style right?
>look at the bottom right of your screen.
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>>42814264
I bet you still use google captcha faggot
>>
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>>42814316
>>42814328
Trolled
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>>42814040
I'm probably the same age as you (1991 here) and there was definitely "anime culture" when we were kids. I grew up on DBZ, Pokemon, Sailor Moon, all of the after school and Saturday animu shows on WB, Fox, and Cartoon Network, and Robotech on video before that. My stepfather in fact was the one to introduce me to anime and the like before it was really on American television.

My point is, just because you don't see something in your personal sphere doesn't mean it is non-existent. It's definitely more "mainstream" or more visible now, but then again everything is with the internet.
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>>42813975
>he didn't have a myspace page with shitty emo music playing
get off my board JUNIORS
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>>42814874
Not american, all that shit was and is far less popular around here.

Also, fucking hyperbole mate.

"I'm glad they didn't have anime and smartphones" = "I'm glad it was much easier to avoid being caught up in that and other cringy shit and have it archived for all eternity on the internet."
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>>42814985
>he didn't post Babylon 5 self-insert fics on usenet groups
get off my board JUNIOR
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>>42815089
>Bab5
>not DS9 and the Space Jesus
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>>42813872
hey guys, I'm FIT!
F Suicidally
I autistic
T
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