/fit/ makes a pokemon team

>>42789009
OP is definitely a fag.

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Obvious choice

>>42789043
not natty. poliwrath looks like an actual powerlifter

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>>42789009
Can defiantly imagine Pinsir sat on /r9k/ moaning about how Syther is more popular than him

>>42789043
2 scoooooops

>>42789009
>those numbers
1.5 is fucking easy and easily doable in a year if you train right
come on lad

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FREE GOMAD

>>42789111
His triceps will let him down though

>>42789116
10/10

obligatory waifu(male) pokemon

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>h-h-hey guys. S-s-should I b-bulk or cut?

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>>42789147
forgot pic lik a tard

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Guys, What mode am I in?

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>>42789043

Machamp is fucking 5'03", of course he is /fit/s obvious choice

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>no fucking buzzswole yet
C'mon guys

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>Not picking something alpha

Get out with your fucking weak insect pokemon

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>That old guy who gives unsolicited lifting advice and who claims to have 'been able to bench 3 plates' back in his day even though hes dyel as fuck

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H-how can I get Stacey to notice me lads ?

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>The curl bro

>>42789255
MORE

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>>42789273
>she'll never hold your balls like that

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>>42789009
>not choosing natty/ one that could be your ass diffidently

>>42789330
this guy is probably that one connor mcgregor poster

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>>42789330
*beat, fugg

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>>42789338
no but close man

>>42789009
Rest,acupressure,sleeptalk,knockoff drapion named citizen snibs

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>>42789330
Hitmonchan sucks, Infernape is the real natty that can fight

>>42789373
>natty

>>42789219
>kangaskahn
>female

meme

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>not picking the Tom Platz of abs

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>>42789009

>>42789208
the chad pocket monster

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when need this smug fucker for the chad factor since he's the only one they know

>>42789320
This artist draws an excellent ass but doesn't know what a body looks like and can't into perspective

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Slowpoke for them test gains staring at its phat ass

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Literally cocoon mode

>>42792695
GOLEM GET YE GONE

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>being a brainlet

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>SS claims another victim

>>42789009

This thread is amazing

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fridge fucking mode

out of the way faggots nidoking coming through

bout to horndrill your bitch asses

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>starts a thread daily about how lifting wont help you in a fight and you need to start training a martial art to get pussy

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>>42794116
back into the manlet pit

>>42794152
his dad could be gigantic nidoking

This is /fit/ so obviously not any normal type, and most likely a fairy type

>>42794078
>strong mind
>huge squat
Ideal, desu

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How do into bear mode?

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> Not picking the 'glutes for sloots' pokemon

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Conkledurr

>>42789351
>not moody acupressure mud slap body slam smeargle

>>42795168
>dat vascularity

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>>42789079
Lmao that conjures an image
>>42789149
got me
>>42794116
>>42792695
>>42789208
>>42789043

These are objectively the best /fit/ pokemon in the thread
Allow me to add #5, the ultimate chad pokemon.
>rock solid core
>thick as fuck thighs
>strong facial aesthetics
>dick so giant it drags on the ground in between his legs a solid 1/2 body length behind him

He is unmatched.

>>42796855
>victim of ss
>recessive chin
not chad senpai

>>42796855

>chad

He's fucking fat

>>42796865
oops receding chin, my bad

>>42789009
My favorite pokemon atm is pyukumuku. Not for /fit/ reasons, just becuse its a genuinely good pokemon to have on a team.

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>>42789009
>not picking mega swolepert
Fuck you guys

>>42796855
>6'7" 202kg

mirin'

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>No one posted my boy yet

Faggots. All of you.

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>>42789009
wat about my boi scizor. Just needs some upper arm and upper leg work but aside from that:
>got the x-frame the bitches love

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lmao picking that jew-nose fuckin tablet shaped motherfucker>>42797870
over this literal chad>>42798086

>>42797470
Never skip leg day.

>>42789151
BRAAAAP

Brehs I took some tm04 am I still Natty?

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>Not posting the pokemon that has swole in its motherfucking name

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>>42798137
fuck this is making me harddddd

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>>42798137
>lock eyes with trainer
>start a battle
>he sends out this
>boi pucci starts ovulating

>>42792695
LENNNYYYYY

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>Daily reminder that only good goyim are in the Pokedex

>>42798137
>>42798086
>>42797870
>>42796855
>>42795168
>>42795113
>>42794429
>>42789373
>>42789262
>>42789208
>>42789116

Why is literally every Pokemon after the original 151 complete and utter shit? Uninspired design, roundish drawings, childish.

Unimaginative crap

>>42798353
Second and third gen had some alright ones but I agree

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>>42789086
>2 scoops

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>>42798954

>>42798353
Yeah, not like the great inspiring and original drawings of Gen 1. Like the pile of mid, or the loose eggs, or the rock with arms, or the purple goo with a face, or the perfectly ordinary crab.

>childish
Wow, childish designs? In a children's game?
Woah.

>>42798353
Its the nostalgia factor. Theres a lot of pokemon that look just as good and better than the originals. You just remember the originals as the best because nostalgia.

>>42798353
except you stated traits of the original 151. The problem past gen 1 is that there were too many sharp edges and straight lines and seams, making them look less like animals and more like toys.

>>42798121
No lmao, you lose your natty card for even taking rare candies

>>42793388
>when need this smug fucker for the chad factor since he's the only one they know
No

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>b-bulking I swear

>>42798353
genwunner pls go and stay go

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how do I lose weight. girl btw

>>42798121
Rollout, Whirlwind or Calm Mind?
Don't listen to >>42800251 this guy. TM is just a DVD teaching you how to do a move, so you learnt a new way to lift.
Depending on the move, you either learned how to use a roller, work your obliques or meditate.

>>42800331
THICC

>>42789160
Beast Underneath mode

>>42799119
CMON

>>42789208
Triceptatops?

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like it is even a question what the /fit/ pokemon is

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>>42801300
We need a /fit/ cosplay thread ASAP.

>>42797870

BASED

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this thread needs a test raise

>>42789208
Never would have guessed /fit/ was full of bug trainers

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Outta da way boys, gettin my pump on. Gotta Become Immense.

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Based Bird

>>42798353
>Gen 2
Had some REALLY shitty designs, but mons like Feraligatr, Scizor, Tyranitar, Ho-Oh, and Lugia were really neat designs.

>Gen 3
Yea, basically all shit. I don't know what the fuck the designers were on

>Gen 4
Things started getting better here. I really liked a lot of the evos for older Pokemon.

>Gen 5
Shit starting getting WAY too overdesigned here. So many of these guys would be 10/10 if they kept it simple.

>Gen 6
Way too over the top. The designers of Mega Evolutions basically said fuck it and went balls to the walls insane with some of their designs.

>Gen 7
I actually like most of these guys. I also like the Ultra Beasts because they actually have a legit reason to be overdesigned.

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>>42798137
Buzzwole is my favorite designed vidya character ever.

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The angriest manlet

>>42789160
Powerlifter mode

>>42798353
Holy shit it's a genwunner and a mass replier. Fucking disgusting.

>>42789160
Best Pokemon Mode

This is the cancer of 4chan fitness

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>>42789073
Only 1 mention of Poliwrath in this thread I'm disappointed /fit/