Thots in gym thread

you sound like a great guy at parties anon

>>42786634
fuck you roastie

>>42786610
Boot

Literally one of the worst greentext Ive read. Why did I read it ? I must ponder on this..

>>42786610
Here's your story
>stupid sluts yell during PT about their dirty cunts
>Get smoked by CO and the bitches learn their lesson

>>42786610
you sound like an autistic retard

>>42786634
Quality come back slut.
>>42786684
You read it because I posted a pic of a typical slut in a gym, then you saw the title and thought 'yeah well there are heaps of chicks ion my gym who fit this profile'.
>>42786749
Obviously npt I got into the military. You know it is possible to hate sluttish behavior and not be an autistic incel. Go wash your cunt.

don't listen to the haters OP, I liked your story

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>>42786856
I like it too.

>>42786835
>MGTOW bro
>calling everyone a girl who thinks you're a fag
>gets mad at girls having a sexuality
>gets mad at girls making jokes

you sound like a tool, please re evaluate your sad life

>>42786872
I really really like this image, may I save it?

>>42787179
Go ahead it is all yours.
You can save it if you want to.

>>42786856
i enjoyed it

"flex your vagina" lmao what a funny thing to say xDDDD fucking women

>>42787179
If you save it, you MUST print it out. Thanks!

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>>42786610

> tfw you train in a hole in a wall gym and haven't seen a woman training there in months

At most some girl comes in with her boyfriend in the evening sometimes and fucks off to the elliptical.

I want some thots to creep at using the mirrors when I go off to university man

>>42787228
That's how it is for me too. A couple couples later in the day. One bigger crossfit looking chick idk if she's single. But she's weak af idk how she looks that good (like a less jacked Brooke).
I miss Uni days.

Great story, I can see that the soylent drinkers have found your thread.

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>>42786634
>going to parties

>>42786610
and most of you fucks are attracted to these air headed idiots and your whole world revolves around them. how do u feel about that

Good story

Girls in the military take fucking liberties and need to be put in their fucking place.

Discipline is paramount in the military. To pull this sort of shit in training is embarrassing. She will just carry on sucking dick on her way to the top though. You can't stop them. But you can try and make their lives difficult on the way

>after the gym session a couple of girls go complain to the CO about harassment, unfair hard work and abuse
>PT guy gets demoted to latrine cleaning

>>42786610
Canadian military?

I'm not a United Statian, have they finally lowered the physical standards to help females to be included in the military? I read a few articles about that a few years back.

>>42786886
Something a slut would say.

>>42786835
>Obviously npt I got into the military
Why do you believe that being in the military somehow protects you from being an autistic retard.

You're learning all sorts of things outside of yourself related to the military. This does not mean you're learning about yourself being an autistic retard.

>be me
>at uni gym
>when i'm there it's always at least 70% men in there usuallly only a couple of chix
>go to turnstile to enter gym
>ho sitting on a couch with an arj guy
>whatever
>go and train
>hit PRs on all lifts
>notice same ho from before in there
>wearing a sports bra only and some tights
>almost finished training
>go to get some dumbells for farmer walks
>perform exercise
>sikk forearm pump
>last set
>ho gets up from chest press machine
>collision imminent
>losing grip on dumbells
>face twitching like big lenny
>looking straight ahead
>ho gets out the way
>notice her doing some more attention seeking near the free weights area with the arj guy from before on my way out
>whatever

heh...nothin personnel ...kid

fuck the /fit/ pussies man, I dig the story OP.

>>42786706
COs are officers, the guys that run training in basic are senior enlisted

>doing muh diddlys
>slut sets up with her ass on my face, doing """deadlifts""" with two 3 kg dumbbells
>tell her to move somewhere else
>she looks at me like I'm a faggot or something
joke's on her, i am

>>42788905
medical standards.

>>42786886
Agree with >>42788884
Shut the fuck up, slut.

>>42786634
Stfu

>>42786610
That's a pretty badly written story.

>>42786856
I also liked it. Can relate being in army myself

No vapid whores here but i would like to see them put in their place if they brought that shit here

>>42788975
farmer walks?

>go to gym
>lift
>don't give a fuck about anyone
>finish and leave
Crisis averted.

Maybe my gym is just boring as shit.

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>>42789223
kek, that would be the instant show stopper in an argument
>what are you, some sort of faggot?
>yah.
>o- oh

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>>42786610
>PUSH UP POSITION READY!
thanks for giving me flashbacks

>tfw the PTI says you're going to only do 10 punishment pushups
>lower
>half
>lower
>by the end you've done over 100 half push ups
>PTI's face when

also you sound like a RAN cunt

>>42786634
kys

ITT: OP is a masochist

>>42786610
>navy
>women
I'm just going to stick my head in the sand
no point in worrying about something outside your control

>>42786835
>Obviously npt I got into the military. You know it is possible to hate sluttish behavior and not be an autistic incel. Go wash your cunt
BTFO

>>42786886
Stfu you rostie slut

>>42786886
All are irrelevant when a subordinate had neither been asked a question nor been given permission to speak freely.

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Anyone else feel a sense of shame combined with sadness when they catch themselves looking at gym qts?

>>42791437
Nope, one of the best things to do between sets, raises testosterone.

>>42789352
Not >>42788975 It's basically just holding heavy weights in each hand and then walking. It's akin to the idea of walking around with hay bales or pails of water/milk/etc. It works the forearms as it trains your grip strength. Alternative to that is to do dead man hangs, in which you find a raised bar, jump and grab it, and then just hold for dear life without touching the ground because it's lava.

>>42792553
Yes that's farmers walks you autist

>>42791494
Regular pervs
>look at that nice ass
/fit/ pervs
>look at that ass, free testosterone

>>42788975
whats arj guy mean

>>42788622
in the canadian military every male involved would have been reprimanded officially and the cbc would have done a 3 part story on it and justin cucktrudeau would have held a special parliamentary committee investigation into such an abuse

>>42792553
Too many people do them incorrectly they should be heavy as fuck and fast as fuck.

>>42793542
>not looking at the asses of both men and women

>>42793611
>not being able to appreciate ass for ass' sake
>not contemplating the aesthetic qualities of all of the asses which you come into contact with to try and understand what exactly is necessary to make an amazing ass
>making it

>>42786856
Thanks bro.
>>42786886
>gets mad at girls having a sexuality
BUAHAHAHAHAH. Cunt it was PT, not stripper class. Gym is for training not for whoring. Fucking white knight gaylord.

>>42786886
You got burned bitch. Get off /fit/, this is a male only board.

>>42788565
See thats funny because alot of the girls were gathering and talking about reporting him for an equity and diversity charge but they never did. Tey had nothing on him, hes a PTI and he can run his class how he likes, PTIs are allowed to break people if they want too. That being said he was a former clearance diver aswell and had been in along time so again they wouldnt have done to him.

>>42793646
>mfw mire both girls and guys who have a nice physique
>not bisexual

>>42788622
No Australia
>>42788669
Women have always had lower standards.
>>42788905
As someone stated you have to pass and medical and psych. If you're on the spectrum theyde find out.
>>42789007
Thanks bro, only cunts find it offensive and no one cares what they have to say
>>42789326
nice rebuttal slut
>>42789504
I was at the time.
>>42789738
Bitter WRAN detected
>>42789919
You tell her bro
>>42791437
Its their fault for slutting up

>>42786886
I simultaneously agree with this post but also think the OP story is fucking funny and I always love when annoying people of either gender get slammed

>>42786886
re evaluate your presence on /fit/, cunt

>>42786886
>OH YEAH MY DUDES LETS FLEX THOSE PENISES GET YOUR BALLS NICE AND FULL WITH THOSE BIG LIFTS WOOOOOOO
>any woman who dislikes me screaming this is clearly an antisocial prude

>>42794446
Yeah bro only chicks think your story is laughably terrible.

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>>42786634
>being invited to parties

>>42794446
that medical and psych eval has failed you.

>>42793571
asian = arj or azh