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gimme back my belly biome 2017-09-08 01:40:03 Post No. 42783957
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>be me
>be @ beach w/ rich af grandprnts
>we eat @ one of those "literally fry everything" resturaunts
>order shrimp poboy
>shrimp is bad
>be 2 am
>wake up
>tumblies rumblies
>ok.jpg
>4.am: vomit
>i had a bacterial infection and took some antibiotics (duh)
>toomany.png
>killed my prized bacteria
>shit could digest a 3 course cajun and mexican fiesta buffet
>I am no longer able to eat fatty foods without getting refried beans shooting out the other end
>Probably had shit in there that could digest arsonic
>could've had shit to reverse global warming
>my ecosystem was the apex of bacterial perfection
but it's gone now
i feel like my dog just died
because my best friend has just died
my only reliable friend
my gut.
help me
I need my kfc back
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>>42783957
What did your poop smell like? Was t stinky?
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>>42783957
How did the poop feel when it came out? Did you enjoy it, or was it painful?
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>>42783957
Ok, so, when you were pooping, how hard did you push? Did you strain yourself, or was it a smooth ride? Man, I gotta get some answers out of you. Your greentext makes me really wanna know how your poop was.
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>>42783957
How many times did you wipe? Was it just a couple toilet paper balls, or did you have to really dig in to get poop out of the little crevasses in your butthole?
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>>42783957
Plain greek yogurt
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>>42783957
Drink that milk, kefir, yogurt, cheese, all that good shit, minimally processed, as little taken out or added as possible
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