I got fifty (50) US Dollars today for """donating""" blood plasma.
Will this affect my gains if I keep my protein consumption up and donate on off days?
What memes did I fall for?
Memes you fell for : fitness
>>42781239
d'oh
>tfw platelet count is too low for plasma donations (180k)
>>42782282
Kek. Are you pregnant, anon?
Why would you sell your life essence? Don't you know they're after our precious bodily fluids? Why would you just give them your fluids?
>>42782329
Mein neger.
>>42782297
I'm trying to convince myself it's because of a high omega-3 intake.
>>42782282
Fucking platelets
>tfw the dumb spic running the local donation center gave me a false positive for Hepatitis C
>can't donate plasma or blood anywhere in the world now because I'm on the donor deferral list for life
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR. I'M A VIRGIN, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO GET THAT DISEASE. NOW I CAN'T GET NEITHER MONEY NOR PUSSY FOR FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
>>42782411
wtf is this thing?
>>42782366
>.o
>>42782282
>tfw your uncle had low platelet count and then he suddenly died of liver failure
>>42783336
A gains goblin. you were warned
>>42782411
Is that this guy?
>>42781209
Where I live at a regular pay period would be $20 the first time you go in a week and $45 the second time. If you go 8 times in one month, you get an extra $80 as well.
>>42783631
OP here, that's approximately what my local BioLife is doing
just started today though so too late