Mirin thread

>>42780927
Congrats bro, it sounds like you were dressed really chill. Wrinkly band T and baggy jeans?

>>42780927
who si that in the pic

>>42780942

I only wear low-cut muscle shirts with narrow straps that show off my nipples

>>42780927
>mmm really mirin this dude who cant afford drivers license or car, wish he'd impregnate me with his stout 5'6 body and bless us with manlet child

>>42780942
No, I wasn't dressed like a /r9k/ tard.

>>42780963
I have a license and a car. I used the bus because it's in the shop for repairs. And I'm not a manlet either.

Jesus Christ this board is pathetic. Nothing but sad cunts who can't even imagine getting a mire out of a female.

>>42780963
Dont forget the inherited autism

>>42780979
lighten up bud

Chick lifeguards years older than me love my hairy chest. Is a hairy chest a blessing or what?

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Little sisters friends come over more often and always try to get me to do things with them (not sex things) and I som3times catch them mirin. It's nice but they're too young for me at the moment.

>>42780979
seems like the guy hit a nerve, manlet

>>42780927
Nigga you just weird looking what the fuck is she gonna do with a picture of you other than post it on twitter making fun of you

>>42781009
I'm not though. I've dated 8+/10 girls.

>>42780979
oh yeah im sure she knew you had your car in the shops.
>>42780983
this whole story is product of his inherited autism

>>42781037
Do you come from some alternative reality where you can't get a girl if you don't have a car or something. One of the best pussy slayers I know rides the bus every day because he never bothered to buy a car.

Maybe ameriburger girls are more shallow, I don't know.

>>42780942
I like this meme

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>>42781050
>women looking for a mate that has things to offer and shit together is from altenative reality
Tial down on that autismo mate.

>Working hard on my next novel at a coffee place
>Huh, I've been working for a long time. Let's take a break.
>whip out my Nintendo Switch and play some Sonic Mania
>Having a blast on the last level when I see a girl some distance away who had just pulled out a chair to sit down, look my way.
>she leaves the chair and moves across the room to sit across from me, staring at me intently with a smile
>I'm on the last boss, and I don't want to replay the stage. I'll talk to her after I beat it
>I look away
>after a couple of minutes of this she leaves
>I beat the boss. What a great game!

Nintendos before hoes.

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>>42780979
Holy fuck man, no matter what you post on here somebody is gonna try to bait a reaction out of you, looks like he struck a nerve this time.

>>42780979
Lol u seem pretty mad my dude. Also she was a 6.5 /10 at best. Stop putting pussy so high on a pedestal you virgin

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I was at the grocery store a few days ago, let out a small protein fart, then went to the checkout line. Few moments later a woman and her son queued behind me. The son asked "what's that smell?" twice.

>>42780979
Ok bud, wish I could get glanced at by a 6/10 on a bus- only then will my life be complete

>>42780967
lol get a load of this uptight square
bet you use hair products

2 brown-skinned skinny guys mired my 1pl8 OHP yesterday.
Mind you the highest squat I've seen in my gym is 0.5pl8

One girl asked me once while I squatted:
"How do you go down so deep? Isn't it hard?"
That'stheidea.tommywiseu.gif

>>42781233
You should've turned around and said "I think your mommy farted."

>>42780927
She took a pic of you and you didn't ask her why she did that? Pretty autistic lad. Also like the other guys said she was a 7 at best lid

>>42781237
He definitely doesn't seem laid back. Don't know how he expects girls to want to chill with him if he doesn't project how chill he is.

>>42781025
Lol OK.

One girl admired my diddlys and started flirting.
She asked me if I'm single and such and such
She told me she and her twin was single
But i only do triplets, never singles or doubles,

>>42781368

Ke-KeK'! Dah! HAH

>>42781005
But only for the moment....

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>>42781368

https://www.instagram.com/p/BVPlxaijsrp/?taken-by=codyharton

>>42781368

Keked

>me as dyel
>manipulative asshole
>lie about everything
>get pussy

>me shredded
>manipulative asshole
>lie about everything
>get pussy

I never wait for a girl to approach me just because I'm buff, I just do my thing. Skinny or dyel just do your thing. There's no guidebook.

I'd get that blonde by looking like shit if I really wanted to. Just rent a lambo for a day if you're too poor to afford your personal one, you'll spend the same amount of cash taking her out for dinner anyways.

Wait, did you think she's going to pay her own bill because that guy is hot? You poor soul.

>>42781482
>manipulative asshole
>lie about everything
You sound like a real piece of shit. I hope you die soon.

>go to my brother's birthday
>help my mom with lighting his cake and carrying it out, other stuff
>girlfriend says while I was helping both of my grandpas were talking about how buff I am now

Grandpa and dad mires are pretty great, even if it is family bias.

>>42781535
>real piece of shit
That's the way it works. Flowers at the front porch or a serenade under her balcony won't put you in that Chad motion.

>>42781626
Chads don't have to lie.

>>42781101
>18-year-olds
>looking for a "mate"

Autism.

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>>42781652
t. You

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>>42781689

>>42781677
So you arent going to "mate" as in have sex? What the fuck you 18 year olds do then, trade your fagemon cards?

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>>42781766

>>42781368
V good

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>>42781791
Aight, should've know you dont know shit what two of the opposite sexes do together.

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>at uni gym
>Clean and jerking 1pl8
>Really low for me, I'm really messing up my cut
>Feel like shit watching my weights drop
>Indian guy tells me that it's a "large amount of weight"
I felt like punching him and in retrospect that makes me sad. He just wanted to compliment me
>Tfw monster

>>42780942
This meme needs to die.

t. everyone

>>42780951
conner murphy. sick cunt but hes going bald

>>42781025

The nerve! Lying on a Persian Goat-Sheering Guestbook

>>42780959
ouch!

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>>42780927
>mfw come here to read about bros making it because fit is about it for the friend i got
>mfw just reminds me I'm ugly and chicks don't look at my scrawny ugly ass

>>42780942
Why are you so dedicated to this?

>>42780942

Solid meme

>>42780942
This guy knows where it's at. You're only really chill if you're wearing vans sneakers though. When you're maximum chill the bitches will crawl

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>>42780942
Fucking goddammit.

>>42780927
>enter the gym
>see 5.5 qt at front desk
>make a joke about the finger scanner
>she blushes, smiles, and turns her head
>smile and throw a peace sign
>she smiles back
>autistically walk to the weights

After years of being overweight, it's a start

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>>42781791
wait... is this the original?

ive seen so many mashups that i forgot what it came from

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>At work
>Hear something behind me
>By far the prettiest girl I have ever seen at work is talking to my co-worker
>Turns out I'm the one who can help her with he problem
>Show her how to do shit
>Go grab coffee, she's eating her lunch in the break room
>She smiles and waves
>Look at her again
>She's still staring and smiling
>MFW
>Autism the fuck out of there

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>>42782855
It's like they're pally-wally when there's a problem with their printer, but once it's fixed...

>>42780942
I come home from the gym every day, get on /fit/, and look for these.

You're the reason I'm still going. Please don't stop.

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>>42780927
>work in an office.
>lots of fags and fat women.
>have to tuck in shirt
>fell for leg day meme ass is too big
>get mired by fags and fat hags all day long

thanks /fit/

>>42782654
Why does it trigger you so much?

>>42782947
MODDSSSSSS UNDERAGE B& DETECTED

>>42782947
if this isnt copy pasta, it should be, kek/10

>be me, decent looking face, decent physique.
>Not super aesthetic and jacked, but not dyel.
>Just lean with some size everywhere
>See qt grills in gym stealing glances at me in the mirror
>Too autistic to do anything about it

Oh well

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>>42780927
Too bad Gabe no longer deserves any mirin.

>>42783251
Dress chill enough and they will come to you, once they see that you are a laid back guy.

>>42780927
>Go to friends birthday in SF, lots of hot chicks, but lots of guys
>Many are new friends of said birthday boy, and I have no idea who they are
>Crowded and loud
>hear some guy yelling 'looking pretty swole bro' and some shit about my pecs
>look and see a guy with his other guy friends staring at me laughing
>shake my head and retreat to known group of friends
>later that night run into same group of guys in hall way
>told I look fit and big, "no homo"
>Cant tell if gay cause it's SF, some want to be /fit/ troll, or just reddit
>end up saying something autistic "thank you for the kind words", dip out
>party winding down, one of the roommates there tells me I am a very attractive guy.
>again another fucking dude
>Proceed to leave party and sleep in my car because I was actually scared for my anus

tl;dr All I wanted was to have a good time with friend for his birthday and get a girl for the night, but only had guys mirin

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>Girls actually telling me "haha we should do x sometime" or "hey im gonna be at x place at x time if you wanna come" now
>I never follow up
help

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>>42783130

>>42781368

>She told me she and her twin was single
> " is she hot?"

>>42781535

not him but: bro just wait til you start dating women kek

>>42781482
are you serious about the lambo? can you give more examples of things youve done?

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>>42781005
Grass on the field, play ball.

>Riding the bus to college
>Standing in the back of the bus
>Three cute 15 years old girls sitting in the back
>Hear them whispering "wow look at his muscles"
>"he's so tall omg"
>"I want a boyfriend like him"
>Get the most awkward boner in my life

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>>42783438

>>42782855
Autist here. Sometimes I get this from girls, the issue is I can never tell if it's just the girl being really sweet and it's in her personality to be overly nice, or if she is someone who is genuinely interested in me. How do I tell so I don't weird nice girls out or miss asking out one who is really trying to get something going?

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Pic related is fucking real, here is my story. I work at university, currently theres a 3 month and going student strike, so all the work I got is to show up, therefore I dress as casually as possible to avoid ironing shirts, the results are astounding

Copy Machine Guy
>The diet of ours has you got you buff

Guy from the university's archive
>you look a little stronger
Guy from the library
>did you start going to the gym, i do crossfit
My Boss
>are you a faggot now, only faggots worry about their body
My colleagues
>you are gonna end up being a faggot
Women
>0, literally zero, comments

>>42782634
Im ugly and bald in mid 20s too senpai. I lift in the hopes that someday a girl will be nice enough to look past my ugly face and terrible personality to like my for my body

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>be me
>be 20 long time ago
>be 6'2 240 6pack
>350 hang power clean
>225 hang power snatch
>120 lbs x 8 db press
>500 lbs deadlift
>jacked to shit
>mom is young 39
>have younger bro, 4, runs in/out house playing with kids
>have younger sister, 12, runs in/out house playing with kids
>mom has lots of friends in their 30s, some kids some not
>one friend let's call her B is 36-38
>big tits, smoking hot, ass to die for
>has some bf, fertility issues with her bf,
>comes by to hang out with my mom all the time, comes in usually unannounced
>im downstairs in laundry room after shower in towel
>i'm in basement after shower looking for clothes
>hear yelling, think its bro or sis because mom is out
>"im downstairs" in polish
>turn around
>B is there
>"where's your mom?" (in polish, we're all polish in leafland)
>"oh she's out she should be back in an hour"
>turn around
>hadn't seen her in a while
>"wow anon! you're huge! you're like a body builder"
>"flex for me"
>known her long time growing up, basically aunt B, any polish friend of a family eventually becomes "aunt/uncle" to kids
>flex for her
>she touches bicep
>"wow anon"
>starts feeling and mirin nonstop
>"and your chest is huge"
>starts mirin chest
>just starts grabbing my pecs
>my nipples get rock hard
>B notices
>gives me the biggest LETS FUCK stare ever
>leaning in grabbing pecs
>start sprouting ROCK HARD boner
>she can feel it
>thinking to myself, "omg what do I do" (virgin)
>she starts breathing heavy
>im horny as fuck but I don't want to fuck my mom's best friend, and im friends with her bf
>B can see im fully erect and reluctant
>starts smiling naughtily
>"its ok, nobody has to know"
>there's literally a bed in the basement too
>im sweating profusely
>starts reaching for my towel
>fuck it im going to bang the living FUCK out of my mom's horny late 30s ovulating friend i don't care
>but for some reason i said hold on I forgot something upstairs
>B looks disappointed
>go to go upstairs (i don't know why)
1/2

>used to be a skinny fuck
>every time i'd speak in a group no one would pay attention
>get fit as fuck
>every time i speak in my group during my communications class everyone stops what theyre doing to hear me and go along with my ideas
Being attractive and bigger than other men makes things so much easier. I wish I got fit before college

>>42783854
finish the story senpai

>>42783854
Hurry up

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>>42783854
>walk towards stairs confused
>trip over my brothers autistic troll toys
>i think some trap he built actually because he's a little shit troll
>fall down
>towel comes off
>B runs over
>"are you ok anon?"
>sees my rock hard cock as im getting up (its a kielbasa not going to lie)
>get up trying to hide my raging erection
>B sees my obvious boner and mires
>B picks up towel
>covering crotch
>grab towel
>awkwardly turn around to put towel around waste
>B puts hands on my lower back from behind
>freeze
>starts to wrap hands around me
>feel her putting face on back
>can feel her breathing heavily
>ok i can do this
>go to say some autisticly stupid line
>hear door slam open upstairs
>lots of feet pounding
>we kinda seperate
>fucking entire neighbourhood shit troll kids run downstairs to play some with some fucking autistic toys in basement
>little shithead troll brother: "hey big bro hey B"
>she starts talking to kid as usual
>i awkwardly go upstairs
>see mom pull up in driveway
>chance totally gone
>die inside
>go upstairs to upstairs bathroom
>turn on fan
>almost crying because my shithead little brother fucked everything up
>have the saddest fap ever, ejaculate so hard to the thought of fucking B i saw stars and had to muffle my moans
>B and mom always together
>B always gave me that disappointed look when she saw me
>never got to fuck B
>ended up moving out to Uni
>can't fap to the memory because I was such a fucking beta cuck

>pic related her body was like that

>inb4 gay, faggot, loser, beta, cuckk autist

>>42784039
Consider that half the dudes on this board have never even been even glanced at by a woman outside their immediate family

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>>42784039
gay, faggot, loser, beta, cuckk autist

>>42784039
Given what ended up happening you would have been caught mid-thrust by a bunch of kids including your own little brother. Fucking a family friend. And you know kids can't / won't keep a secret so her boyfriend certainly would have found out. Honestly, you dodged a bullet. The only questionable thing about it all is that you say you were friends with her boyfriend, yet you were going to cuck that guy. That's low. Other than that you didn't do anything wrong.

>>42783379
Where is this from? noweeb

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>>42782481
>Stuck at 2pl8 squat and wanna die because I'm very slowly making my way to 3
>Co-workers seem genuinely impress by babbys first milestone

Don't help that my BP is only 160lb and I still look dyel as fuck.

>>42783854
You are fucking retarded

>>42784226
>i deserve everything in life easily

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>>42784226
>Be extremeyl dyel
>Tfw squatted 225lb x6 for the first time last week
>some guy with big arms comes to me and tells me im strong and compliment my form
What the fuck

>>42784280
Those are the faggots who prey on guys hoping to get their own dicks sucked in the showers.

>>42784280
Congrats man, I'm hoping to hit 210lb tommorow.
>tfw wish someone would compliment my form

>>42784189
>Gokukoku no Brynhildr
Don't watch it, it's absolute trash.

>>42781025
Lmao

>>42784226

You have no idea how out of shape the average normie is.

I was about 3 months into of deadlifting before I hit 3 pl8 and some girl said "Wow that's really heavy" while complementing my large calves (was a former fatty that did a manual labor job so they're fucking huge).

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>>42784292
>someone compliments my squat form
>feel slightly happy, but then realize people were looking at me squat and probably shit talking me in their minds
>get anxious and nervous
>wonder if that guy who complimented me was just being sarcastic

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>>42783379
i met a girl i havent seen for 7 years and she told me shes going to be at x event today ....what does this mean brehs?what shoudl i do if i find her there?

>>42783854
>>42784039
Jesus Christ the only way this scenario could be any hotter is if she was your teacher or boss

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>>42784494
pls answer me

>>42784615
you should have said maybee I will see you there. Then go to said event and text her to see if she wants to hang out .

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>>42784631
i told her ill be there because its big event and i dont have any of her contact info..i basicly have to move around to find her ...am i fucked?

>>42784653
naw she will keep her eye out. Just go there and have fun. if you guys meet up thats cool. but try to meet other people and have fun man.

>>42784678
yeah im going to meet other friends
im turbo autist so bear with me.in our last conversation she said that we should drink/smoke **i refused because im /fit/izen autist** sometime and that she hadn't seen me in a long time ...is this good?

>>42782619
God damnit lol

>>42780927
>at job
>black guy looks at me funny up and down
>ask hin what's up
>says you're a pretty big guy aren't you?
>respond with for you
>he doesn't get it

Lol who cares if a bitches looks at ne or not like jajaj fucking bitch i didkt even notice you

I prefer reading the bible and talking to god instead getting my dick into a vagina lmao

>>42780979
The bait bit ya

>>42783438
lmao

>>42781368
I kek>>42783130
Lmgdao

>>42783438
Lol

>>42781179
Do people actually play the switch in public? I've never really thought of it as something to play on the go

>>42783654
Lmao @ ur Oblivion dialogue life

"You look like a strong one!"

>>42781233
You can tell she is a fucking headcase.

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>>42783438
>>42781368

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>>42783648
I have no idea. That basically leaves three strategies:
1) Hit them all up - outcome: possibly get labeled a creep, possibly get laid.
2) Run on intuition I guess?
3) Run a social facade but basically ghost everything unavoidable.

Guess which one I went for?

>>42785068
Yeah, I see them occasionally.

I work in a grocery store and a lot of the women have been more receptive of me now a few months after I started to lift again.
>going to the break room to get some water after getting carts in the heat
>one of the girl coworkers that was working with me that day says "you've really slimmed down, like hella noticably"
Another one from another girl coworker
>likes to start conversations with me now, asking me how my day is, when I'm going to work with her again, etc.
>the store has a customer service desk that has a small gap between the actual desk and the wall behind it, so usually enployees ask the person who's currently behind it to grab whatever it id that they need. A lot of times now instead of asking me what she needs to grab for her she just goes behind the counter and slyly grinds her ass on me as she passes by.
>shes laughing at my stupid jokes I make
Maybe I should hit that one up familia, its not really a serious job so people don't care if employees fuck on the down low. Here's another

>new girl that got hired one or two weeks ago
>seems to be really receptive of me
>constantly smiles at me, and when I come back into the store where the cash registers are I catch her looking behind her and smiling, looking at me
>we ask each other about our majors, job and just life in general
>feels completely natural just talking to her, like I knew her from the past, like an old friend.
Maybe I have a shot of fucking her as well, i'll have to choose which one to ask their number for cause I don't want to be the butt of some drama tho

>>42785176
>Look at the muscles on you

>>42780942
Bruhs what did i miss why am i seeing this all of a sudden

>be me
>insecure as fuck but try to mask it by following the alpha ideology very widely spread on various internet boards and forums
>lift for three months
>make beginner gains and thus reach my natty potential because I am so gifted
>a female glances at me in public
>this fucking slut wants me so bad I can literally smell her pussy juices pouring out
>do nothing, but think about it daily
>post in on /fit/

>>42785068
I played on an airplane and in a hotel lobby. I wouldn't hang out in my local community and play, though

>Went camping other week
>Friend of family brings babysitter along (niece of theirs)
>she's 18 (I'm 22) and a solid 7/10, maybe 8/10 depending on individual preference
>I don't really pay her any attention desu
>later that night she's asking me all kinds of questions
>gets into my car parked by the campsite looking through my shit
>uhh okay? (clearly shes interested at this point)
>jokingly takes a $20 from my dashboard
>I ask for it back
>she stuffs it into her underwear and says come get it
>spare you guys the rest of the story but needless to say we fucked that night and two more times the next
>and as for the mire related she complimented my calves (they are easily my weakest point but okay)

Anyways, true story and I hope you all will make it to this level one day. Unexpected shit like this can and will happen and I'm not even big.

>>42783654
>Student strike

So they are paying tuition to not go to school? Perhaps they should consider options other than college because if they are this dumb, they won't graduate anyway

>>42786056
I really hope this post is supposed to be ironic.

>>42786076
I can see myself tism'ing out at that and actually grabbing the $20 just to put it back and not know what to do after. fml kek

>>42783654
Do you live in a MMORPG

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>>42781179
>unironic 3ds players on MY board

>>42784039
Don't beat oyurself up bro, the circumstances were just not right

>>42784039
I cringed so hard

>>42784370
If it was a guy, he was being sincere.
Guys at the gym aren't the passive-agressive shit talking bitch that you can find at a pedicure store.
Unless he was a passive agressive shit talking envious faggot, but then his opinion doesn't fuckint count.

>>42786115
Prolly half/half

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someone without autism please decipher this... at work I'm talking to a new qt about the hurricane, work, and then the convo turns into her getting unmatched on Tinder. Is this some sort of opening for me to make a move? Or are millennials so engrained to use fuck apps that it's casual convo now? This isn't the first time this happened.

>>42783369
thats bc they thought you were gay
the only ppl in SF that are noticable "buff" and not just athletic or lean they assume is gay, bc they usually are.
same as japan, if ur buff in japan they think youre probably a fag bc why else would you do something so gay

>>42780942
im just happy he didn't write London

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>>42780942

>visited my sister out in the mountains
>went out one night
>her co-workers came out
>one with a bf was rubbing my arm and giving me the eyes when he was getting drinks
>milf asking my sister who I am giving me the eyes
>walk to the bathroom by some chicks that look me up and down and smile
>don't want to come off as creepy so don't hit on any of them
>leave alone
>again
Y tho?

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Roomate wants me to come out for drinks with her friends

>come on anon! stacy is gonna be there
>"uhh I dunno..."
>I bet I could get her to make out with you by the end of the night, just come!
>"You really think so?"
>Oh yeah! all you'd have to do is take your shirt off!

i don't even have abs what is this

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>>42781368

>>42784740
Just fucking go for it and ask for her number and have a couple of beers so you become a bit less autistic. I believe in you brah

>>42786525
Go for eat you fucking faggot how you gonna improve without trying. You can do it bro

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>at gym
>Bout to do 4pl8 diddly
>Grab bar and give a hoist
>Feel a ripping
>Fugg
>Drop bar
>Bar took a big chunk out of my callous
>Kind of just look at my hands for a few seconds because autism
>Feel tap on my shoulder
>Turn around
>Blond girl, short, fattest ass I have ever seen on a white woman, big ol' titties and beautiful green eyes
>Seen her before from distance but never so close
>Pop out a headphone
>Y-yeah?
>You okay?
>Oh yeah, just tore a callous
>Want some chalk?
>Oh yeah
>Walks over to her bag, hands me a baggie of chalk
>Thank her and go back to lift
>Bend
>Lightweight, baby
>4pl8 diddly
>Yeahbuddeh
>5 reps
>go back to give her chalk
>Thank
>You have a really cute accent, where you from?
>K-Kentucky
>Oh cool, well it's really cute, very masculine
>Spill my spaghetti
>Y-you too
>She gets what I mean, talks with me for a few minutes about what brings me here, how long I've been training, how to do deadlift a at that weight
>Asks me to teaching her some time
>Y-yeah for sure
>I'll let you get back to it

Only seen her once since two weeks ago, we shared a short smile and nod
I'm pretty sure I had a hard-on the whole time.
I'm still kinda tubby. Im going to pretend it's a mire, but maybe she actually just wants pointers.

>looks don't matter it's all about personality! fucking lookism virgins lol...
>she was totally mirin me based on my appereance ;)
which one is it, bros?

At uni, queuing up for lunch, a course mate came up to me and commented on my "muscles", then she touched my arms

It was pretty embarrassing for all involved

>>42781265
Can this "chill" meme please die already? It's unironically really fucking annoying.

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>>42780927
>girl gets on the machine next to me
>keeps looking straight at me
>eventually gives up and gets off the machine and sits right behind the cardio machine im using
>keeps looking at me like shes waiting even though theres 3 of the same machine open
>I start getting nervous and start literally sweating
>she gets up after like 15 mins and leaves
>decide to leave shortly after
>shes at the front door of the gym just standing there
>she sees me and her eyes light up
>she walks toward me and says something
>keep my headphones in and pretend not to hear her
>she follows me and continues facing me until i walk out of the door
Why am i so autistic, i complain about people not wanting to talk to me and then i do this shit.

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guys I think I'm seeing progress. As I was walking through the lobby to get out the front door this asian girl who I've never seen before smiled at me. Which is strange cause that has never happened. Ever since i got fat all girls ignored me and now since im getting slimmer maybe somethings changing. Or Maybe I'm blowing this shit up and it's a simple hello

>>42781233
I was at Wal-Mart walking with my mom and I caught some girl staring at me as she was looking at makeup. Once i looked her way it was one of those moments where people turn their heads fast. Best thing is she's a high school QT.

>>42782534
>sick cunt but hes going bald
wtf, are you gay? how the fuck is relevant him getting bald,
>insecure fags, or homos.

>>42786525

they have obviously discussed you and stacy wants to make out tonight. otherwise she wouldnt say that shit

>>42782855
>Girl is nice to guy
>Guy over thinks

Dumb

>FWB lying next to me this morning....kept feeling my traps and then said they're really big

wew lads

>>42786884
jesus christ

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>>42786884
Fucking hell man, that makes me suicidal and I am not even you.

>>42786076
>>she stuffs it into her underwear and says come get it
that's sorta hot

why do so many girls just awkwardly freeze up and when they're attracted to me ;_; flirting is fun

>>42786781
good for you anon she sounds nice

ask for a number/fb next time

>>42786781
Hey, KY what up. Glad we're getting some mires.

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who /nevermired/ here?

>On a date with cute Russian girl
>She says "Anon, your life is so interesting!"
That's a mire, right?
Here's another one, but I also posted it a few days ago.
>Hanging out with my German buddy
>We go to karaoke together, I do a bitchin' version of "Dancing in the Dark" by Springsteen, the other people in the bar have probably never met an American before.
>I'm flirting with the cute waitress in Vietnamese the whole time
>German buddy says "Man, I really admire your confidence!"
I had the biggest smile after that one.

why do fat chicks dig fit guys so much more than normal girls?

>be me yesterday
>walk through train station
>see fat chick eyeing me
>have to go past her real close
>she keeps looking at me
>literally hear her smelling me and moaning

like wtf, normal chicks mostly ignore me but fat chicks go always go ham. Fuck me why cant it be the other way around.

Seeing a lot of 'banged a fatty' threads around here too so i assume i'm not the only one

>>42783615
Why didnt you go talk to them? Could have gotten a gf

>>42787336
+ a sex offender charge, perfect.

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>>42787272
same here but it's gypsy girls

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>>42784370
>caring about what other people at the gym think
top kek

>>42787410

UK or Romania?

>>42787427
slovakia

>>42787055
because baldness is seriously detrimental to one's status as a sick cunt?
>he's an incredible athlete but has degenerative joint disease

> at the beach
> shirtless
> dyel but probably less than 15% bodyfat so nice definition
> staring at some chicks tits because they were nice
> suddenly she looks at me and mires back, gives me a smile
> am autistic so i look away embarrassed

felt nice though

>>42787055
Hi there!
You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!
Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

>>42787239
this is the most american post I've ever read

>Doing deadlifts at the platform in front of mirror
>See 3 girls behind me
>Lift extra hard because well, I dont get laid a lot
>Sit down between sets as to look extra exhausted from heroic lifts
>Girl comes up, asks how many sets I have left
>Still in "I´m dying from these lifts"-mode, I just pant and hole one finger in the air
>She´s like "...Ok cool"
>Do my last sets as I feel the girls looking at me
>Fail the last rep because I tried to do 2 extra
>Deload and rerack
>Girls walk over
>I do a fist with no fingers up to symbolize "0 sets left"
>As they load the bar with lmao0,5 plaet I turn around
>Hold one finger up again as if I had an extra set
>They just look at me
>Haha just kidding!
>Walk to the fountain while flexing glutes
>They mirin

>>42787553
But nobody got shot and there's no fat people in it.

>>42787055
Found the hairlet

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>>42787571
good going man haha keep it up

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>wear shirt related
>be 7.5/10 faces long hair ottermode
>women physically slip on their excessive skeens as i roll through town on aluminium racey bike

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I'm not sure if this is admiration but..
>first day of class
>sit front row
>10/10 blonde girl sits in between me and another girl
>she smiles and makes eye contact while handing me syllabus
>she asks me where the main exit is when class is over

Does she want it boys? I wanna make sweet love to this girl and eat her ass

>>42787577
not all Americans are poor :)

>be 6'2
>200lbs pretty lean
>work in supplement store
>work at store
>this tiny qt crossfit chick keep looking me up and down and constantly asks if want to start crossfit where she goes(lmao I love my back)
>older milf and dried up old fart goes in store
>give her some CLA(conjugated linoleic acid)
>eye wink me she is on the way out when she is behind old fart
feels good

>>42787673
sell her some CLA* I done hoe for eye winks

>>42787571
That's pretty chill if you ask me. Probably crushed that pussy later, what a dude.

>>42785068
Yeah, I have a 30 minute commute by rail each day. Why the hell wouldn't I play it?

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>>42787582

>>42784821
one of the most important duties for a christian is to have children

>>42780927

>Be skinny DYEL fgt (5'9 68kg)
>do alot of Olympic lifting + callisthenics
>try retain under 70kg mass because compete and fight at 63kg> divisions in ammeter mma and bjj
>go rock climbing with work colleagues 50% are 20-25 grills 50% are 20-25 fit guys
>guys try show off to grills with their strength, climbing the courses quickly, trying to do salmon climbs, grip trainers ect.
>one guy even takes off his top at one point
>i continue to climb at leisurely pace
>Grill asks if i can do certain course the other guys are struggling with
>"ill try"
>its fucken ez...
>do this again for each other thing that the guys were trying to impress the girls with.
>salmon ladder. ez
>grip trainers. ez
>Wow anon i knew you worked out i didnt know you were this strong.
>All girls start to gravitate towards me,ask how i got strong ect.
>girls dont know the fallacy of being relatively strong.
>half of the other 90kg guys there could ez outlift me
>but perception is stronger than reality boiiiiizz
>we all gonna make it.

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>>42788386
>ez
>boooiiiz
I can tell from your words that you are a faggot.

>>42784370
>>42786203
I was having a convo with my gf about this.
Basically what it comes down to is women having relationships with other people to have relationships with other people, and men having relationships with other people to share in a common trait or activity.
She said that women compliment women and men alike so the other party can feel good, regardless of whether they actually like that thing. It starts a conversation, and is basically just another form of " this weather is crazy, right?" Small talk.
She had a hard time comprehending that men compliment men and women alike about things they actually do like and not wanting to give insincere compliments and thus give an inaccurate portrayal of their opinions, and that we'd rather give/receive an honest insult than a dishonest compliment.
Maybe it's true what that one female writer said: men treat relationships like soccer balls, and they're largely resilient; women treat relationships like glass, but they break despite caution

>>42786781
Did you post a shortened version of this in the "people in your gym" thread

>>42788386
Dumb question but you were able to do those things because of your lower weight and callisthenics training right?

>>42786781
if she REALLY said your accent was "cute, very masculine" she definitely wants more than DL advice. Guess what if you can DL 4pl8 chances are you have a decent body even if you think you are still kinda tubby. fact of the matter is women dont actually want someone who is ripped as fuck and clearly on roids. fucking go for it, I know your inner voice tells you she is not interested and makes up these crazy theories why she couldnt possibly like you. but honestly everything you wrote here leads me to believe she does like you.

next time you see her in the gym just approach her and ask her if she still wants that DL advice because you only have a short workout today anyways so you have time.

>>42787673
>this tiny qt crossfit chick keep looking me up and down and constantly asks if want to start crossfit where she goes(lmao I love my back)

I am sure you already know this but since we are on /fit/ one can never be sure. she wants to hang out with you and it isnt about Crossfit so if you are into her just go along with it.

>>42781005
Do what kind pf things?

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>>42781381

>>42786781

She wants the d. Not kidding

>>42784039
I feel your pain anon. I've been cock-blocked hard too when I was so fucking close to banging a qt.

>>42786884
How bad did you want to kys after that happened?

>>42784370
he just wants to rub his cock on your ass while you squat with good form

>>42786870

Woah qboa whoa wtf
whoaaaaaaaaaaaa chilll
whoaaaaaaaaaaa hold on

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>>42786884

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>>42788888

my first quints. momentous occasion

>>42787059
yup he's right

>>42780995

They LOVE it. It is a blessing.

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>>42787639
definitely mirin' man
next time you swing that syllabus in her face and eat her ass while she's unconcsious. 100% chance your milf teacher will find this so hot and full of confidence that she'll join in a mind-blowing threesome.
good job man, you've made it.
>tfw /fit/ made it, pic related after cumming buckets

>>42786884

1. stop masturbating
2. approach anxiety and approach apathy are two sides of the same beta-coin. get your test levels up and it will be extremely easy to talk to women when they give indicators of interest.
3. VISUALISE what you should do next time. Create a Framework that you can follow.

Think up 5 situational awareness openers for every location you can think of.

For the gym:
A. "They need more AC in here don't you think?"
B. "are those wireless headphones? ive been thinking of getting a pair but I worry they run out of battery immediately"
C. "where do you shop for gym clothes? im sick of these old things"
D. "I saw you used adductor machine. I have an old injury and should probably do physio. Do you think it helps?" "blahblahblah dr. rippetoe told me I have to use compound weights and not machines"
E. "weird question: do you always work out alone? reason I ask is I usually have a gym partner and i find I have less motivation without them. i thought i outgrew peer pressure in my teens but clearly not!"


I highly recommend you ask women questions about their immediate vicinity that is within their control. Something that always fills this critera: ask about their clothes , headphones, phone, whatever they are holding.

"Day Bang" by Roosh basically is a book just about this.

>>42787571

pretty good.

i find that i get mires when im lifting 90% but not 100%. they hate seeing men struggle or something. fuckin roasties how do you think i get stronger?

>>42787639

> the only thing she asked is how to get out of the room you are in - in the quickest possible way

>>42789066

Stop being bothered by the opinions of bitches. It'll save you a lot of pain in the long run.

>be me 5 years ago in senior year of highschool in AP Bio
>Working on some pre experiment work with groups and a qt super conservative Coptic Christian Egyptian girl comes over for help cause I'm one of the smart kids
>I'm leaning over a desk and she lightly touches my arm to get my attention and then she starts swolesting my arm through my sweatshirt and jaw drops and says "wow oh my God anon"
> Waited for a moment and looked her in the eye and said "surprise".
>Went back to her group of other qt smart women and said "anon has muscles what the fuck"
> Turned them down some of them for prom later that year (regret it) and went to a LAN party at my friend's house instead cause we all just built sweet gaming rigs.
I was always a chubby kid on permabulk because food is delicious, but I still exercised and have always been naturally beefy but no one really saw it under loose clothes and chubby. I also have a nice masculine face which helps

>>42789022
How do you get your test levels up?

>>42789233
>Waited for a moment and looked her in the eye and said "surprise".
cringe

>>42785176
>I've fought manlets tougher than you

>>42780927
Anyone else always get groped/swolested at clubs? Girls just have to touch me when they get drunk lmao

>>42789413
you can't say that. it depends on how he said it, if he said it in a relaxed, non-caring way then it's cool.

>>42785875
>feels completely natural just talking to her,
go for her

>>42786781
give her dat kentucky fried cock my man

>>42788944
who are these cock socks?

>>42789022
E sounds scary, wouldn't recommend, B is a good one, had a few randoms sloots strike up a convo with me about wireless headphones

>>42789127

im not bothered by it. im calling them out for being retarded.

>>42789402

basic gestalt: all the natural test boosters are a scam. get your levels tested and get on TRT if you are above age 25.

however, despite saying that, there are some things you can do.

- Get your body fat below 14%.
- you will be low test while cutting, higher test while bulking.
- overtraining lowers test. get rest. Sleep 9 hours if possible.
- reduce stress if you are stressed. how you do this is up to you, but meditation is legit. yoga too. and learn how to breath properly - severely underrated.
- if your sinuses are shit then start using peppermint essential oil.
- garlic can triple testosterone when used properly. http://www.ergo-log.com/anabolicgarlic.html
- celery seeds are seriously legit for increasing semen load and making you horny/testy behaviour. better to grind and eat these than drink if you are trying to score girls

Check out these 10 pages of search results too:

https://cse.google.co.uk/cse?cx=partner-pub-7117181179885591:4103325817&ie=UTF-8&q=testosterone&sa=Search&ref=www.google.co.uk/&gws_rd=cr&dcr=0&ei=frayWbaQNIHWarW_m4AG#gsc.tab=0&gsc.q=testosterone&gsc.page=1

>>42788386
68kg... awh baby

>>42789748

i would only use E while in a state of flow / endorphins / feeling high testosterone. if you said it with a trembling voice it would be a disaster

also forgot to mention that eye contact is absolutely paramount.

>>42780927
I had a girl walk into the shop I work in and just freeze when she saw me. Felt prety good. Noticed my male friends (no homo) eyeing my arms and chest out of the corner of my eye. Should have just said hey what's your name, want to grab a coffee tomo?

>>42789830
I mean scary in that you come across as scary, but agreed it would also take the most balls too

>>42787239
>Delusions: The Post

>>42789887

it would come across as scary if you are a creep/low test

if you are high test / attractive / confidant with an upbeat happy mental Frame, and you were talking to a girl who had shown interest in you already with gazes and smiles: it wouldnt be scary to the girl at all

and when you are seducing a girl it actually doesnt matter what she is feeling, just the amplitude of emotion. when I have had a girl in my bed with minimal interaction (pure lust) it has often been that I talked shit to her, insulted her, made he cry, made her scared. But admittendly they were attracted to me before any of that happened

love and hate are close to each other. and at the opposite end is "indifference". a little discomfort is fine AFTER you have received some IOIs

>>42787673
GNC?

>>42787610
I'm so confused are you a man or woman?
That pic doesn't help me

>>42781005
once the sun rises on their 18th birthday it's game on boi

>>42785176
>>42786166
I'm translating from spanish, they literally said:

>esa dieta tuya tiene agarrando cuerpecito
>te ves fuertecito
>vas al gimnasio? yo hago crossfit
>y es que sos culero ahora? solo los culero se preocupan por su cuerpo
>vas a terminar culero vos

>>42786115

you need to work on those brain gains buddy.

>>42783654
>>42786094
looool 100%, no wonder the spanish economy is dependent on glorious UK tourism

>>42786168
>they called themselves the Diamond Dogs
is.. is that a Bowie reference?

>>42786238
kind of casual convo now. depends on the context she said it though. she might have been trying to make the convorsation sexual or she is just a hoe that doesnt care.

>>42784821
>jajaja
Mexican detected

>>42790566
MGS V reference.

But the usage in the game was a Bowie reference.

>>42790710
ahhh okay cool, makes sense, cheers anon

>>42786781
next time you see her hand her your phone with a open contact info fillout. Thats what I do. easy way to get numbers and look deciently swave if youre autistic

>working at resteraunt
>cute co worker needs help with something since she has more tables than me
>later on I walk up next to her and hand her my phone with contact info open
> hey can you take care of this (exact line she used earlier when she asked for help)
>texts me later saying she thought it was smooth. I just thought it was autistic
>gives head on first date

>>42786884
alpha as fuck lol

>>42787272
normal girls like fit guys too they just try not to express it as much becasue other girls think they're sluts. fat girls have nothing left to lose. Older women also dont give a shit sort of like fat girls.

>>42786817
If you want a girl to approach you you'll have to have looks. If you want her to stay you have to have personality.

>>42780942
>42780942
Are you the same guy that spams the

>wow this gril is the type id wish id fuckd in college bla bla blah

>at con with friends
>me and broski walks up to a stand to buy something to drink
>they had an image of Johnny Bravo there and I asked cute thicc girl there "how come Johnny wasn't popular with the girls, he's ripped yo"
>oh he's too muscular, unlike you and your friend who have just the right amount of muscle
>afterwards when we walk away I ask bro what the fuck she's tripping on, we've only worked out for like a year

I don't know if normies have no perception of musclemass or if fit just made me think everything sub 100kg 12% is shit because I sure ass hell don't look buff at my weakass 77kg 183cm

>>42790088
No the anon in question but I work at gnc. What's up

>>42790891
Ayy. What's your store #?

>be me
>recently joined adult formation center
>most people there are 16-17
>early 20's so I'm one of the older fags sorting themselves out
>tiny blonde thing sits behind every time we have same class
First time she spoke to me I can't even tell who spilled the pasta.
>anooon~
> I turn around
>do I know you?
>oh I just saw your name on the board I'm not being weird hahaha xD
>turn back to my seat without saying a thing because I smell autism but can't tell who did it
FF to two days later, she says hi to me a lot so we small talk sometimes
>anon did anyone tell you you look like George st-pierre?
>I don't, just lift and shave my head.
>I bet you're really strong
>she says this while groping my shoulders and tris
I can't tell if she's miran or just being too friendly. Plus there's a 90% chance she's underage so the whole thing is unbelievably awkward.

>>42784039
did u at least tell the BF not to waste his time with her considering she was going to cheat because if it wasn't you it would of been someone else she cheated with

>>42791271
She mirin, bang her brah

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>>42791271

You know what to do Anon

>>42791271
>adult formation center

What is that?

>>42791330
It's where you can go to pick up where you left off as a dropout or learn a trade. Not native English so idk what you'd call it.

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>>42791271

>groping shoulders

You know what to do.

>>42791271
How has her age not come up in the conversation? In that situation it would have been the one of the first things I would have asked.

>>42788523
This is really insightful

I still don't understand how one could just lie to someone to make them feel good.

>>42791436
Don't want to ask directly because I'm not ready to be "that guy" and she dodged when I hinted she should get someone her age.

>>42791512
Yeah that's probably enough evidence that she's underaged. You're doing the right thing.

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my new sport teacher told me my body looks "tonic"

>>42786781
TALK TO HER YOU FUCKING RETARD

God just gave you the biggest opportunity of your life, she clearly wants to fuck. I'd kill a man for a THICC blonde qt

>>42789076
Haha I meant the main doors/exit of the university. I was the first person out of class and she was like "excuse me" so I turned around and she asked which way the main exit was cha feel?

>>42791575
Does he drink gin?

>>42783347
lol

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>college friends invited me to the beach
>a bunch of skinnyfats and fatties friends
>some of them brings their gfs
>we start to talk a long
>I decided to take my shirt off
>my friend's girlfriend can not hold herself
>"anon, hehehe, you have to take care of yourself if you're on roids"
>"don't worry, its only a lot of sweet potato and chicken"
>I start to do my double front biceps pose just for fun
>she immediately stare at me like the pic related

>walking to work
>going through some stuff
>facial expression: anguish
>encounter girl in black dress
>she licks her lips suggestively
>look at her with disgust
>she immediately stops herself regretting the venture

Sluts love it when i am angry/depressed
Good girls love it when i smile

I hope i didn't ruin her day :/

All I get are gay mires and teenagers. Occasionally some bros mire my squat. Thanks rippytits.

>>42791398
We Americlaps call this a "vocational school"

>>42791696

Wow, you're a cunt. Bros before hoes.

Still nice job tho

>>42790848
>too much muscle

she called you guys dyel m8

>>42791271
>I can't tell if she's miran or just being too friendly
I hate how autistic and not self aware everyone is on here .

>>42786025
It's a really dedicated poster

>>42787523
thanks

>>42787571
shit like that is hard to pull off, you probably looked autistic

>>42786076
i have never known a girl to compliment a persons calves

>>42792016
Welcome to the magical world of green texts anon.

Got mired today at lunch, went to sit down and a group of girls blatantly stared at me as I took my seat

>>42786884
If you think you still have a shot I'd just ask her "were you trying to talk to me the other day?" and go on about having tunnel vision at the gym or you had to be somewhere or something.

With all the weird signals she was sending she could be just as autistic as you are. Good luck son.

>>42792016
To clarify she complimented my legs, but I was wearing shorts so only my calves were visible.

>>42792376
This

>>42781368

>jokes about doubles
>has no doubles

As a bearmode I ONLY get mires form males at my work.
I think chicks dislike my thick, wide, hairy body. Maybe fat chicks and fags would like me. Probably fat fags.

I fucked up but I still need more muscle mass or I will look like twig after my cut in spring.

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>>42791696
Don't listen to cucks like this >>42791775

The only way to get red pilled bros is to find guys you get along with and then fuck their girlfriends. That way they get to see the true nature of women firsthand. After I get caught, I usually send them a compilation of The Red Pill posts along with their girls' panties.

>>42792825
Something tells me you don't have a lot of friends.

>>42780942
kek'd harder than I should've

>>42792972
Something tells me you are autistic.

>>42786525
go out and fuck that bitch dude she obviously wants it if shes telling her friends "ye idk i guess i would make out with him teehee xD"

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>>42781791

>>42786884
so what will you do to recover from this?

>>42793114
Only one method works: an hero followed by a re-roll

>>42780927
>go to my shitty home gym for normal routine because I'm home from uni
>halfway through my routine some cute but kinda chubby chick gets on bicycle
>ignore her and continue my routine
>get yoga mat to do some core
>she notices and gets up from her bicycle to do the exact same thing
>she proceeds to put her mat 3 inches from mine
>6'2 180lbs me starts to autism out
>notice my water is almost empty
>quickly speedwalk away to refill my water
>come back, she's still there
>continue doing core awkwardly
>she gets up and put the mat back and leaves

I'm not into chubby chicks but still this was pretty autistic of me

>>42793383
mires from chubby/fat chicks don't count imo

>be me
>transfer to new uni, first time going to gym
>during workout qt 9/10 azn and I are making eye contact in mirror
>I goto leave she walks out infront of me
>to leave you have to walk up two sets of stairs each are less than 10 steps each
>I am like 5 feet behind her
>as we were leaving she looks back at me 5 times in the span of 10 seconds
>im too much of an autist to know how to start a conversion and virgin walk away

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>there's a grill at the gym I go to that I see regularly
>she's 22, short AF, beautiful but cunty face, very fit, big ass, tits: 404
>we check each other out every now and then but nothing special
>one day I'm doing curls and I can see her staring at me in the mirror
>when she notices I'm looking, she immediately looks down and touches her hair
>take a break and sit down
>she starts doing barbell rows in my 11 o'clock
>she's wearing those tight, thin, gray pants girls wear to the gym
>I can see every line and contour of her vagina with absolute clarity
>stare at her ass and pussy like a nigger in heat
>she notices, finishes her set and turns around
>"hey, are you staring at my ass?"
>"yeah"
>"well, could you please stop?!"
>"sure, the second you turn 30"
>she tries to keep her angry face but the edges of her mouth start twitching and finally she starts laughing her head off
>we introduce ourselves and shoot the shit for a while
>I need to get back to my lifting so I tell her we should exchange digits
>take her phone, call my number, done
>finish lifting
>go home
>take a shower
>blue light is flashing on my phone
>she sent me a mirror selfie of her naked ass on Whatsapp with a text "look but don't stare ;)"
>invited her back to my place the following evening and put my benis in her cum dumpster :D
>it was my first ficki ficki in about 5 years so the sex wasn't anything magical but got laid, don't give a fuck

I'm a chubby, autistic baldcuck so this is a proof that everything is possible if you just do and say whatever pops in your mind.

>visit the beach with family
>play with my nephew, building sandcastles, burying me except my head, pretending to be a monster rising from the tomb and chase him
>my sister in law films some of the games we played and sends them to me
>I watch the videos and see some QTs in the background mirin the whole time, smiling and laughing at the games I played with him

>>42793383
Tell her to leave your house

>>42793661
post YOUR body because I want to believe you
because I want fck cuties form my gym too

>>42782634
Pretty much the same just switch out srawny for awkward.

>>42788944
HNNNNNNNGGGGG sauce pls. no fap is for fags

>monday morning , no work since its labor day here
>get into an arguement with my little brother who is crashing at my house while he cleans up his life after heroin and soon a divorce
>pissed off I go to the gym
>try to run off my anger on the treadmill new 1 mile pr of lmaoslow 7:30
>on to dl
>working up a a pyramid of 7 sets usually stop at 325x5
>355 triple
>load up another 20 for a single
>big dude/recovering fat ass comes over to compliment me on my lifts
>feels good even if it wasnt a female.

>>42782634
>mfw just reminds me I'm ugly and chicks don't look at my scrawny ugly ass
replace scrawny with thick and that's me

>>42793897
Don't be embarrassed about your mile time. 90% of fit doesn't do cardio of any kind.

>>42793661
have you posted this before

>>42787272
>>42790755
Fucking this, I swear there's a milf at ever dive bar and a fattie at ever party/ social gathering trying to get some action. If nothing else it's flattering I guess

>>42786238
yes

>>42787272
fat girls throw themselves at everyone
they have no choice.

>>42793922
yeah its just that 730 is really slow for anyone that is even decent at running.. I have a triathlete friend who I have ridden a century with and that dude can hold 5-6 minute miles for 15 miles straight... I cant even do 3 miles continuously

Does anyone else go back and forth on their self esteem?

Some days I think I look great and then others I feel my face is ugly. I get 'mires sometimes but are they just being nice is the question

I have a gf if that helps anyone answer my question

>>42793956
Probably yes but not as detailed

>>42793988
I recently took another jab at running and discovered I can't even do 1 mile.

>>42794091
yeah, running is like an evil necessity where you kinda have to do it but nobody says you have to like it.

>tfw was chubby and nobody mired
>tfw lost some weight but never enough to be shredded then went on permabulk with roids for a long ass time
>tfw cut down but am now too big to mired by anything other than gay fetishists

>riding the bus home today after lifting
>sitting on the left row
>see a legit 9/10 sitting diagonally in front of me on the right row
>looks 18-19
>i have my phone in my hand browsing /fit/
>see her look vaguely in my direction
>think nothing of it
>pretend to take a selfie and aim the camera at her
>fuck, flash was on
>she immediately looks at me and her jaw drops
>"umm excuse me??? did you just take a fucking picture of me???"
>"no"
>faggot pencil neck behind me shouts out "yeah he did" nodding his head like a moron
>she spits on me and slaps me across the face
>slap her back
>she starts crying
>whole bus comes after me
>get assaulted
>get robbed
>cops are called and im thrown in jail for "sexual harassment"
>goes on my permanent record
>lose my job
>lose my apartment
>my family disowns me
>kill myself
>y-you mirin?

FTFY