/dancing/

>>42777718
I want to dance like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDg86QM5-jk

this shit gets me hella dick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pSwl6HuOBU

>>42777718
I'm too repressed to dance.

I used to do some breakdancing as a kid. Then I grew up and realised I looked like a faggit so I stopped.

Shit like salsa dance classes are good if you want to fuck desperate middle aged women

>>42777718
where in 4chan can you talk about dance?

/fit/?
/sp/?
/asp/?

performing arts and dancing lack a place of decent discussion on 4chan.

>>42777718

Literally my type of women, but passionate about something I hate. To live is to suffer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nd8WQy58Pw

>Dem hips and asses

Dear Lord have Mercy on my balls.

>>42778508
>Shit like salsa dance classes are good if you want to fuck desperate middle aged women
You don't go for the middle aged women, you go for the latina qts.

Been thinking of taking up ballroom dancing for ages now. Used to do that shit in school, but stopped once I found out about the internet and computers.
Feels a bit weird now, though. I've forgotten most of it and I have a feeling most of the adult classes are full of ugly middle aged married couples. Any anons able to confirm or deny that?

>>42778527
Bruh with a body like that she's every guy's kind of woman.

>>42778520
/fit/, because it's a nice skill to get a girl, which is the only purpose of this board

>>42777718
No, but smiling at girls, starting a conversation generally showing interest in a club has. The better you look, the lower the chances are that a girl who's not dead drunk isn't too intimidated to initiate a conversation. Oh, and not looking like you're inflicted with a movement disorder on the dance floor certainly helps.

>>42778565
Salsa classes don't have Latina qts here in the UK. I suspect they don't in the majority of the states either.

>>42778565
That's true, and if you really want to get laid you get good at bachata.
Litteraly every girl I've hooked up with was because of Salsa or Bachata

>>42777718

Only take dance classes for the woman you already have. Don't ever do it to pick up the chicks there. They're all crazier than normal.

>>42779454
>>42779476
>tfw I only live a few hours from the mexican border

Maybe I should check some of these dance things out

I can't dance at all though, all I do is train strength

>>42779577
Just practice at home until you git gud.
Bachata is easy as fuck, you pretty much only need one step:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhHGdBBF7Xk

>>42778461
It's like a gypsy robot dance off

>>42777718
i'm a dancer and yes dancing has done more than lifting ever did.

>>42779548
Truth. Dancers are fucked on the head. Freaks tho.

>>42779684
Most slavic dances are like that.

This is Ucranian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQlJ6hWhqdY

This is from Russia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0fTVnhg7S0

you can see how ballet was influenced by slavic dancing.

>>42779879
How did you learn? Any stories?

>>42777718
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ch9GgVs4Fw0
Learn this. It looks great at the club and is good to pull hot techno chicks

>>42780139
Wew, the last one.
Those are pretty cool dances, where do you learn at least the basics? They seem to need a lot of power for men.

Swing is /fit/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GTrNLauLrs
i just wish people in couples dancing could stop dressing and acting so god damn gay. Would've gone competitive if it wasn't for this bullshit

>>42780459

Second this. Met decent women through swing. Salsa/bachata for latinas, swing for them white women.

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>>42777718

Men do not dance. We kill, fuck and hunt. Games which is play hunting is how we dance. Women dance. They do it to show off their pelvic bones and stamina for sex / birthing.

If a girl says she wants to "dance with you" what she means is she wants your dick and some foreplay. Just stand there for 1 song, touch her up and then nail her like a Chad.

>>42780589
>mfw this guy is a virgin guaranteed

>>42780589
nice bait, almost had me

>>42777718
>imagine this is your gf dancing with her """"dance partner""""

>>42780368
unless you know a place where they can teach you folk slavic dances, just try ballet.

>>42780589
>implying this is not manly as fuck

>>42780139

I can't fucking dance. Every time I force myself to I become so fucking stiff and self conscious. I can't even do it when I'm alone. Alcohol doesn't help either. Am I autistic?

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>>42780589
>Games which is play hunting is how we dance.

You're a fucking retard.

>>42777718
i only know how to dance like michael jackson, which is fun as a goof

the problem is that styles of dancing/partner dancing are totally separate from casual club/show dancing. if that's what you're looking for, just improvise. move your hips, find the downbeat and you're good.

dancing is fucking gay

>>42780589
If you're doing anything more than a simple two step and basic shit... or you're one of those fags that enjoys watching Dancing with the Stars you are definitely not 100% heterosexual.

Men "express themselves" physically via sport and actual objectively measurable competition... not some "pizzaz" bullshit about who can twitch his hips at just the right moment.

Can't wait for the happening because a lot of these pussy "men" are going to die painfully. End our suffering hurricane Irma!!

>>42780752
this

only self awareless idiots dance

Vid related, one average guy swarmed by sloots just because he's not a dancelet:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgmQ9F8mV28

>>42780834
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy

>>42780752
>>42780769
Dancing is loads of fun.

You should learn that other people and their opinions don't matter

>>42780834
They're swarming around the one that is the most currently popular and visible and the one they can go full slut with with the approval of the herd.
If he was just a random dork in a crowd of chads who could also dance he'd be pushed down and laughed at.

>>42778508
Breakdancing is more /fit/ than salasa though

>2005, be 15 years old
>peer pressure forces me to go to some hip hop dance classes
>tell my friends before the first lesson "I DONT WANT THAT ITS GAY!"
>arrive there for the first time
>6 boys and 29 girls
>all those tight dancer bodies and those juicy asses. too much for a 15 year old shitter who just discovered his dick
>go to classes again and again.
>join their dancing crew. 2 boys 18 girls.
>cock in the henhouse
>my first girlfriend was one of my co dancers
>never had more success with women than back then.

Dancing has done more for me than lifting ever will. I stopped in 2010 when our crew dissolved because, eventually, everyone had grown up and started studying or working. Probably the best time of my life.

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>>42780896
>Breakdancing in 2017

Capoeira is the most /fit/ dance out there with the added bonus that women do it too.

>>42780925
Better than doing zumba tier shit just to pick up women.

>>42780993
Just because there are more retarded and impractical dances out there does not mean breakdancing is better than salsa.

>>42781021
I didn't say it was better I said it was more /fit/. Better is up to you.

Get on my level https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XReirWIJ23M

>>42779577
The only tricky part of dancing is how you move your feet. If weight-lifters can learn how to box you can learn how to dance.

>>42778628
Middle aged and married, yes; ugly, no.

>tfw the MILF in my office is married to a DILF who I probably won't look as good as in 20 years

>>42779476

>t.dominican

>>42778520
We really need this board. No place to talk about magic or routines on here. Maybe for the best, really. Saves a lot of toxicity.

>going to a wedding this Saturday

I fucking hate weddings simply because everyone pesters me to "hit the dance floor." Why can't I just chill, have a few drinks and chat it up with people without people trying to make me feel bad for not awkwardly flailing around to music I don't even enjoy? Gonna be worse than ever this weekend since I'm in the wedding party and don't have a date, it'll be nonstop "HEY ANON YOU SHOULD GO DANCE WITH ANONETTE ;)))))"

>>42781349
See back in the day anybody who would have grown up in an environment where you would dance at social gatherings either were taught how to by older men or learned because they had been doing it since they are kids. Nowadays we have the cultural holdovers of dancing formally at things like weddings, but weve pretty much eradicated dancing from every other part of our lives.

>>42781345
it will be fun, I would like to know how many anons are into magic, acting, miming or dancing.

>>42781400
Yeah it's not even real dancing but just this half-assed bobbing up and down thing.

>>42781349
It's a bad feeling when you can't do something everyone else can desu.
You know these people that are just skilled at so many things? How can one compete with them

>>42778563
the first part with the 4 couples dancing got me thinking "this is fucking stupid, why do people enjoy dancing again? is literally just spinning" but then saw the guy with the vest dance and it really impressed me, now I want to learn ffs

contra dance master race

>>42780834
lmao /fit/ just got BTFO by this nibba

>>42780834
sheit, sluts making line to dance with this guy. Better than PUA shit.

>>42780852
>women lusting for you
>gay

U gay, anon

>>42778479
That looks pretty cool but why it's so popular with homos

>>42780459
>>42780521
Aw shit some actual swingbros on 4chan

I've gotten pussy by going to clubs and bars and dancing to house music

i don't really know how to dance I just move confidently like a retard for long periods of time and girls come up to me cause I'm good looking

>>42780834

>This guy is average

lol, wut.

>>42782479
Yes? Really average desu.

>>42780834
>the 3rd girl and the girls after
why can't a girl like that be my gf?

;_;

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>>42777718
I'm a pretty good dancer. My dancing skills led to my first kiss actually

Anyone know any resources for learning online?

>>42777718
Dancing by youself is fine, but dancing with a woman? What the fuck nigga? MIght as well take up ballet

>>/lgbt/

Which style if dancing is the easiest to pick up as a clumsy beginner while still being fun
Pls respond fit

>>42778563
INTERNATIONAL LATIN HERE
SALSA A SHIT
GET SOME TECHNIQUE YOU FAGS

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>>42778461

>ywn be an Slav or Baltic shitskin

>>42779577

Most Mexican chicks only dance to banda

Salsa and bachata are for the Puerto Ricans, Dominicans or cultured latinas

The greatest thing about salsa and bachata is it'll only take you 6 months of being invested in it to get good enough to score pussy with it

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>>42780589

>>42780459
I hear ya bro. Drama queens all. And even the judges are all old bitchy gay men who mark you according to some made up criteria rather than how you dance. Swing and salsa are worse than ballroom and latin though, in my experience anyway.

>>42780896
Dude imagine going to club with a mat and throwing down in middle of the floor while everyone is standing shoulder to shoulder fucking kek

>>42781349
Dancing with a girl at a wedding is ez, just rock-rock or step-tap step-tap and have a conversation with her. She'll follow your rhythm, you don't need any moves or anything for her to have a good time

Is this good dancing? Do you think this is a good strategy to get girls? Pls respond
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRCNeBjrFuc

My parents sent me to dance classes when I was a kid.

Other kids made fun of me. Called me a faggot. But jokes on them. Came in real useful later.

>>42781349
> enjoy standing around for hours doing absolutely nothing but almost relapsing back to smoking for entire day due to boredom
> enjoy sitting at the table with randoms for hours being bored AF
> enjoy watching LE ORGINAL DANCE ROUTINE by groom and bride
> enjoy getting few drinks in then being woken up at fucking 9am in the hotel because everyone has to leave at before 10
Weddings
Never again

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Can we move the direction of this thread into one where we're talking about dancing in a club and not doing folk/salsa/square dancing

>>42777718
At some point I discovered how to move my hips and I actually enjoyed dancing like that. I thought it looked hella gay because girls usually dance this way, so I never danced like that in public. One night I got very drunk and did it anyway, which netted me some compliments. I decided to just roll with it since then and it actually got me laid a few times.

>few months ago
>get blackout drunk
>so drunk I can hardly hold a conversation but can still dance
>long dry spell so horny as fuck
>small bar/club empties out, maybe 10 people left
>girl I know through friends is there too
>Tall 8/10 with hips to kill for
>never really talked to her cause I figured she was out of my league
>drunk me doesn't care
>after making eye contact a few times I approach her and start dancing with her
>we have crazy synergy, like we have been dancing together for years
>take her home and fugg her
>wake up with massive gaps in my memory trying to figure out how the fuck she ended up in my bed
Felt good. Fucked her regularly for a few weeks before I met another girl

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>>42783132
>Blackout drunk
>Can hardly hold a conversation
>Can still get hard enough to fuck

>>42783101
No, clubs are for cads and slatterns. Learn to dance like a gentleman.

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>>42783101

>Dancing in the club

Lol, all you literally need to do is
>Look good
>Make eye contact
>Occasionally bop your head and shoulders in time to the beat

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>>42783340
Somehow I can always get it up no matter how drunk I am. It just takes ages to come. To be honest lad, I did pass out after like 5 minutes of fucking. Not one of my proudest moments but we laughed about it later.

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I love dancing but am very bad at it

any time I go to a club after having any more than 3 drinks I literally get stuck jumping up and down on the dance floor like a retard for the entire night, and forget any intentions I had before I got there

man I just really like jumping up and down

>>42783370
*tips*

>>42783101
There are literally no standards to dancing in a club.
Don't overthink it.
If you're thinking about how you're dancing, or worse, you're anxious about how you're dancing, then you're absolutely doing it wrong.
By 'it' I don't mean the dancing, I mean the club.

>>42783101
Club dancing is boring and dumb though. Learn some choreographed dances with you girlfriend instead, that's way more fun and challenging.

And if you perform a dance with your gf in front of her friends, you can expect them to get mad jelly and start demanding their boyfriends to learn a dance with them. At this point, your gf gloats and you get to enjoy your own smv rise in the eyes of the bitches.

>>42783670
I want to learn weeb dances with a weeb gf, I would love her forever

>>42783689
TEACH ME HOW TO DANCE IF YOU WANNA BE MY FRIEND

MOVE ANOTHER STEP I GOT YOU BABY SHAKE YOUR HANDS

>>42783477
You're doing it right lad. May want to lay off the red cordial a bit though

>>42782776
>Cultured latinas
Bachata is for house wives and slutty Stacy's, bachata is not fucking cultured.

>>42780834
It appears to me he does moves meant for a female dancer, like being hugged from behind, and those swings where other partner holds your hand

>>42783477
that's the way to do it man, unless you can let go of any severe self-consciousness, clubs are shit. but if you can, they're great fun

>>42785568
My gf wants to teach me bachata. Am I dating a whore, lads? Pls respon.

>>42778563

>dat girl with the purple top.
>dat ass
>dem hips

how is this allowed?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkFhqne7Fl8

>>42785568

Excuse me, the word I was looking for was, "acculturated."

Most Mexican chicks I've dated dance banda and ONLY banda

>>42785715
>learn to dance
>dance with her
>be a little more cheeky than the dance calls for
>profit

>>42786081
Are you hitting on the ones from ranches in mexico? Even then they should be dancing cumbias and other shit

>>42778479
This is the most impressive retarded thing I've ever seen

>>42780693
Learn to do the robot, will mask your issues

>>42778563
I just had a religious experience

>>42782766
Clearly you dont know where Baltian region is because there is no such thing as "Baltic shitskin". Baltics = Estonians, Latvians, Lithuanians. White northern people.

>>42777718
>always been jelly of people dancing at classy /black tie parties in movies and music videos
>decided I need to learn this to impress bitches
>learn salsa
>learn tango
>learn some latin too but not my thing
>now that I can fucking dance I realise literally no girls I know can dance
>bitches in clubs can't dance
>friends can'T dance

Why the fuck did I think this was a good idea, can I only put this shit to use when i'm in my 30's? I spent time and money on it, dammit.

>>42780459
I'm 24 and never danced before, if I go to some beginner course will I be the only perosn under 40?

Contemporary dance is god tier, foundations are in ballet but you are not limited to specific rules and moves and can add anything from any dance

>>42786980
Nah Balts are swarthy-ass shitskins and Estonians are Mongols.

>>42787009
It's for the best anyway. Dancing addiction can ruin your life.

>>42785715
It she only dances with you, no.

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