I HAVE A DATE WITH A GIRL IN 4 HOURS HOW DO I GET RIPPED AND

>>42775593
Get a bicep and trap pump, ask her questions about herself and her hobbies.

>>42775593
SS+gomad

Rip a fart and ask her if she would like a Dutch oven

>>42775609
u mean GOMAH

>>42775609
Gallon of milk all day? How does the a mean every? It's been bugging me for a while

>>42775636
Gallon of milk a day

>>42775636
t. ESL

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I SAID I WAS INTERESTED IN LIFTING WEIGHS AND SHE WANTS TO SEE MY BICEP AND SIXPACK BUT I DID STARTING STRENGTH HELPPPPOPPPPPPPPPPPP

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>>42775713
ya dun did it now boy

Sit ups and press ups in a cold shower

>>42775601
>ask her questions about herself and her hobbies.
you're a great friend anon!

>>42775613
>not drinking a gallon of milk a minute
not gonna make it

How big is your dick? tell her if it's 7"+

>>42775593
Go on KETOOOO

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OP here.

I got stood up.

>>42776877
Sorry for you bro. Go get yourself some sips and lift the sadness away.

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>>42776877

>>42776877
bitches and whores

>>42776877
pfftthahaha

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>>42776877
is ok bb, happens to everyone

>>42776877
What happened specifically?

>>42775593
here u go https://hiotuxliwisbp6mi.onion.link/%5BLyle_McDonald%5D_The_Rapid_Fat_Loss_Handbook_A_Sci(BookFi.org).pdf

>>42776877
I don't get it, didn't you drink a gallon of milk in a minute?

>>42777144
i arrived then sent her a message asking where shewas and she was like "i can't make it"

>>42776877
that's what happens when you ask people on a date at 8 30 in the morning

>>42776877
Top kek
Reckon she saw you and left before you saw her?

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>>42776877

>>42775713
Bail.

>>42776877

I was going to suggest you fingerblast her asshole, but now you can just fingerblast your own asshole!

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>>42776877
breh, at least the bros on the 'ch0n are here for ya lad

>>42777215
thanks pickle guy

>>42775713
just show her your FUNCTIONAL STRENGTH and HIP DRIVE

>>42777195
Did you not think to text her before you left to check if she was still on for it?

>>42777324
i thought that would look beta ;_;

>>42777327
Please b troll

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>>42775593
I HAVE A DATE WITH A GIRL IN 4 HOURS HOW DO I GET PUMPED AND VASCULAR TO SHOW MY GAINS?

>>42777337
unironically not trolling

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