Sleeping naked. Is it a meme or should I start doing it?

>>42770352
>/fit/ - Fitness

Makes me feel too vulnerable. Not to mention there's nothing like running your hands into that pit of ball sweat in the morning pooled between your shorts and taking a good whiff.

>>42770352
If you just do it, it's usually a sign of being comfortable in your body and self-esteem

Does it bring health benefits?

>people don't sleep naked
unless i pass out drunk i can't wear anything and be comfy.

I want to sleep naked, but if I would need to run or something, my dick is so big and floppy it fucking hurts to run naked, it's just comically slapping up and down on my balls and it hurts and makes me almost puke.

I struggle to sleep with clothes on.

Sleeping naked just feels so comfortable and liberated.

>>42770352
I sleep naked, it's very freeing.

I dont understand how anybody can wear clothes while sleeping.
Even if im wearing nothing but my underwear I stll feel weird and cant sleep well.
Thank god i found, by pure chance, a gf who shares this habit with me and loves sleeping naked too.

I also need to walk bare feet. As soon as i come home the first thing i have to do is take off my shoes and socks. Wearing socks at home literally disgusts me and feel unnatural af.

>>42770536
I do this too.

If it weren't for the fact that people are plebs I would give up on wearing shoes all together.

>>42770388
I thought I was the only one. It smells terrible, but I always do it.

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People actually don't sleep naked?
Next you'll tell me people don't go into a sauna naked.
T: scandinavian

>>42770388
>makes me feel too vulnerable

Are you a woman or just a faggot?

>>42770536
You sound like a friggin weirdo.

>>42770508
Haha yeah bro your dick is huge haha

>>42770508
I am 5 inches flaccid and I don't have this issue whatsoever, so either you are sporting a horsecock or you are full of shit.

>>42770352
sleeping naked is disgusting.
Urine and ass sweat seep right in to your mattress.

and you might be scratching your ass then fiddling with your dick or vaggo when sleeping, or your eyes or mouth

>>42770614
My dick stick out from my body (Thinks its called the taint) and it's above 4 inches flaccid). Maybe it's the angle, but I also have a semi almost the whole time I sleep, so more like 6 inches and probably have sensitive balls.

I have bacne and have to wear clean shirts as much as I can. Sleeping naked right on my sheets which I was every other day seems like it would make it worse.

>>42770562
Same here. If I didn't live in the fucking slums and walk through broken bottles and AIDS needles every day, I'd definitely go barefoot.

>>42770665
>not bathing before sleeping
I have filmed myself sleeping, i don't move a finger, maybe you are just an animal.

>>42770665
Then wash your ass you fucking degenerate.

Unhygienic to sleep naked unless you wash your bedding every day

>>42770717
Lay off the tren nigga

>>42770665
>Urine and ass sweat seep right in to your mattress.
>urine
Did you just admit you wet the bed?

Gives me acne tbqhwy senpai

>>42770388
Disgusting.

>complaining about sweat
you literally sweat way less when you don't wear extra clothes.

>>42770562
I would stop wearing clothes altogether if it wasn't confusing to people around me. Also >>42770726 this

>>42770756
Ask me how I know you failed your biology classes faggot

>>42770614
H-How big erect?

>>42770352
I've been sleeping naked for years and I'm still a fat fuck

>>42770776
I have a masters degree in biology, but do tell.

>>42770776
How did you know anon supposedly failed geology ?

>>42770740
u wut nigga? makes no sense

>>42770352
Are you telling me there's people who DON'T sleep naked?
>I feel insecure
Holy fuck, NO WAY someones so insecure they can't be naked ALONE

I've slept naked since I was like 8, fuuuuuck having your balls soak in sweat and heat for 8 hours, that's how you go sterile you know.

>>42770665
Use a matresscover and shower more than once a year you fucking degenerate

do cunts have small cocks and no balls?

how can you deal with them getting choked all night, have to sleep naked

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>>42770797
what does geometry have to do with any of this?

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gotta breathe through your balls.
How are you supposed to do that wearing underwear?

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>>42770352

I do it all the time.
Hot/humid here,,, sleep with fan on.
Why hamper evaporation ?
>Al Gore

You can jizz all over your bedding. It's easier to wash underwear.

>>42770352
You should sleep naked, especially if you are married. Remove any barriers to spontaneous sex.

That being said, when I do, I basically have constant wood all night which can be annoying/uncomfortable so I usually wear boxer briefs only (with a loose band in case I need to pull them down quick).

>>42770987
Happens all the time, yeah

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>>42770352
Do it and live stream it. I assume you are the female in the pic, because he would post a random image on an image board.

>>42770352

I used to at college, but since I moved back home and share a room with my parents I can't anymore.

>>42770573
Bastu
inte sauna, bastu.

>>42770352
I do it since I turned 5.. that feeling you get once air flows around your penis is just superb its aslo comfy as fuck.

>>42770614
>full of shit
Somewhat of a tangent, but would you rather be constipated or incontinent?

>>42770593
This. I feel more powerful when naked.

>>42771019
Thats emma watson isnt it?

>>42771101
m8 im gonna be real honest with you, I just had an awful bout of diarrhea that has subsided as of a couple hours ago and I would honestly rather still be having fluids leaking out my ass all of the time than trying to eventually pass a constipation turd (I have only had the misfortune of doing so once).

>>42770614
desu by the ruler I'm 5 inches flaccid but I don't feel like it's big at all

am I just insecure as fuck or what

when I'm hard it's around 6.5/7inches

girth is around 5.5inches (idk flaccid)

>>42771019
Why is she so perfect?

>>42770733
>I have filmed myself sleeping

>>42771169
pretty much same dimension with me breh
>5flaccid/ 7x6 erect

Sometimes I look at it and still want more, but then again there are plenty of women who wouldn't have anywhere to put anymore.

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>>42771169
>when I'm hard it's around 6.5/7inches
>girth is around 5.5inches
You're gifted
I'm only 4.5 inches

I sleep naked sometimes when I'm getting the tren sweats

>>42770352
NOBODY CARES

>>42770352
go ahead if u like smearing shit all over ur sheets

I would love to sleep naked but when I do the chances of me having a wet dream skyrocket. I don't want to switch my sheets every other damn night

>>42770364
newfag

>>42771285
t. wipelet

>>42770352
It's weird. I always feel hotter with clothes off than clothes on in a bed.

>>42770388
you disgust me.

>>42770745
HAHAHAHAHHA

>>42771172
She ain't perfect. No girl is cunt

I always sleep naked, cant wear clothes. I get too hot.

>>42770733
why this doesnt have more replies?

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>>42770352
I sleep naked everynight except if its midwinter and im drunk/high then i wear sweats cause i feel comfy af. also why the fuck would you own clothes that you dont wear in public thats just a waste of time imo

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>>42771019
expecto pro-uranus!

>>42770508
What the fuck are you talking about? Where did running naked crop up in your mind when you entered this thread?

>>42770536
There's a good chance I may have typed out this post, it describes me to a tee.

>>42771158
Just as an FYI anon, post-viral cardiomyopathy is a real thing that I have had before, feels like a legit heart attack and resulted in an 8 hour ER visit. Don't want to freak you out just letting you know that it's a thing that can happen.

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I would but I have 2 roommates.

>>42770508
maybe don't run when you sleep

>>42771101
Huh, incontinent most likely. I have IBS but fuck constipation, I'm not at all fond of anal fissures.

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>>42770987
>>42771293
This actually desu, although it would be a good way to nofap reset.

>>42770740
>not sleeping in a clean room while wearing a hazmat suit
It's like you hate life or something.

>>42770573
Idk why, but I laughed hard at that pic. Idc if that shit is fake or not, its gold.

>>42770733
now I want to film myself too

>>42771169
Depending on the circumstances I've measured as small as 2.5 inches flaccid, but I'm a grower so I balloon up to 7.75x6 when I'm confronted with a sexy female.

Only time I won't sleep naked is if I'm say, sharing a hotel room with a mate if I'm on a trip somewhere, in which case I'll sleep in my boxers. Other than that I'm naked 100% of the time when I'm in my own bed.

>>42770364
It's a health board too buddy

>>42771019
Did she publish these or are they leaked?

I sleep with only boxers mostly, when it's warm I sleep fully naked, cold makes my balls hurt though, they're pretty sensitive little fellas.

>>42771248
I'm a dicklet but this image contains some contradictions. Why is it saying "foreplay and oral is more important" like it's compensation for intercourse yet imply dicklet sex is better because it "hits the g spot."
>implying 7.5 inches is average
Guess I got baited again

>>42770364
>sleep hygiene
>not related to HEALTH and fitness

>>42770352
>toasting your balls and reducing your testosterone because you don't like being nakies

>>42770742
tren?

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>>42770733
kek

>>42770733
Why?

>>42770740
Are you my girlfriend?

>>42770665
>literally pissing the bed
>being so poor you can't afford A/C
LMAO

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>>42770352
I don't think sleeping naked is a good idea for me. I'm doing NoFap and every now and then I'll wake up with a pool of cum on my boxers. Its really lame having to wake up and change my boxers during the night.

If I slept naked then my thick gloopy cum will get all over then bed sheets.

>>42770352
i usually sleep alone (girlfriendlet) and the touch of the sheets with my dick makes me always hard. gets annoying

>>42770746
Try another fabric of bedsheets.

>>42772587
Just jack off 2-3 times per week like a normal, healthy, functional adult and stop ejaculating in your pants like autistic toddler.

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>>42772729

>>42770573
based gramp

>>42772690
>stop ejaculating in your pants like autistic toddler.


You can't control wet dreams you cunt

who /noshirtlooseunderwear/ masterrace?

>>42770678
Taint is the part between your asshole and your balls, how is your dick sticking out from there?

>>42772767
Reporting in.

>>42772760
Almost nobody has uncontrollable night time ejaculations UNLESS they are refusing to masturbate, after they've been falsely misled into thinking it will increase their testosterone levels in a meaningful way, or it will make them more confident and fix their poor social life.

So yeah, 99% of people can control wet dreams. By jerking off occasionally and not falling for memes perpetuated by an endless circle of virgins that choose to improve their lives by putting endless effort into the single thing that will have the lowest rate of return.

when I sleek naked I wake up after 30 minutes drenched in sweat.

>>42772587
>2017
>not going back to sleep after a wet dream in a puddle of your own cum

you really get up and change in the middle of the night? when I had wet dreams from no fap I just said fuck it and went back to sleep

>>42771285
india is that you?

Cooler balls = better test & sperm production

Keeping them strapped to the hottest area of your body doesn't sound a good alternative. I've favoured sleeping nude since my mid teens

>>42772804
rek


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sleeping only in boxers feels better than sleeping naked

>>42770388
Glad I'm not the only one.

>>42771691
>health and fitness
It hasn't been called that in a long time

>>42770388
>Makes me feel too vulnerable.

Yeah me too, there's a death threat over my head so I sleep clothed with a hatchet.

Hands-free peeing is also very liberating

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>>42770733
I just hate sleeping naked. Nothing better then a nice white set of pajamas for me lads.

>>42770352
I took up sleeping naked at 15 it is very liberating. I indoctrinated my qt and now she can only sleep naked. It is the best. But you know do whatever helps you sleep the best

>>42772945
Same here, anon. My mother-in-law lives upstairs.

>>42770352
Wouldn't you get shit all over your sheets? I tried it once and my bed looked like a tribal African village, never again.

>>42773339
I would but then I learned how to wipe my ass so I don't have that problem anymore.

>>42773360
No matter how hard I wipe it's always still there

>>42773372
Shower, wash with water, use wet wipes.
toilet paper alone will never get all of it but it sounds like you are not very good at it.

>>42773389
I have a lot of ass hair so I'm wondering if that's the issue.
I also wipe for around 20 minutes straight, no idea if I'm doing something wrong

Do Americans really not know about pajamas? Fucking barbarians.

>>42773399
iktf m8, I used nair and it helped for a bit but like after I walk around or do shit throughout the day, sometimes I'll go wipe when I pee and there's like shit again

idk if shits leaking out or if I'm subconsciously squeezing it but it's embarrassing and feels bad

>>42773420
Same happens to me, I'll wipe until clean then get up and walk for a few minutes, feel itchy, wipe my ass again and there's copious amounts of shit there

>>42773443
Use wet wipes. You'll regret the years you spent walking around with shit in your ass-crack once you do.

>>42773443
Yeah wtf is up with this man, it fucking blows. This is random but do you have signs of an enlarged prostate too? This is some real bro science shit I'm thinking but even my pee stream seems weak, and I read that enlarged lrostates can cause it. Maybe it's also making me accidentally push shit constantly or something too Idk

>>42773468
Considering how thin they are, I really don't want to get shit on my hands
>>42773476
My piss stream is very weak and (though I'm not 100% about this one) I think my aasshole is actually backward, I keep trying to rip off pieces of dried shit on my ass but it hurts and makes me bleed so I've came to the conclusion that I'm actually ripping my ass out

sleeping naked keeps your nuggies cool, thus insuring that no sperm is killed and increasing your test.

>>42770920
Don't tell me you're not familiar with Newton's law of apples?

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No troll but how do you get use to sleeping naked? I'm use to sleeping with boxers and a wife beater but since getting regular sex it's starting to get awkward. How'd you guys get over it?

>get a fb from the gym fucking nice body
>literally porno pound this bitch and she apprently loves it that she keeps finding reasons to come to my place but always leaves due to work/family
>one day she stays over and we make a day of it just going to town all day in my place
>bed time
>sex ...she passes out naked after cleaning herself
>...uhhh spaghetti and think she would think it weird if I put on boxers/wife beater so lay in bed naked next to her
>not use to having someone in bed to sleep so keep bumping into her body and get frustrated
>literally can't fall asleep because I can't get comfortable
>she keeps trying to use me as a pillow I think and like puts her arm around me without even waking up
>so frustrated I actually stay up almost all night

When she left in the morning I fucking passed out. I'm afraid if she stays again though

>>42773655
Cuddle her you fucking retard

>>42772773
His dick is on backwards.

>>42770843
How doesn't it make sense? Wearing pajamas is a proxy between your skin and the bed. You don't wear the same pajamas every night either.

>>42771692
I think its from the movie where they break into celebs houses and steal shit

>>42770388
I was literally doing that as I was reading ur post

>>42773605
Is it at all similar to Einsten's fear of relatives?

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>>42770508

>>42772938
So?

The only time slpeeing naked bugs me is in the winter because the floor is cold as fuck, but i solve that with socks/slippers

Reminder that the cooler you are the better you sleep, and the cooler the better for your balls too

>>42770536
My buddy is like this, he never wears socks at all, when we train he wears some beat up chucks with no socks. But he's aesthetic AF and the chicks seem to love it, always gets compliments on his ankles from random gym thots

>>42772767
No shirt
I do wear the underwear that looks like yoga pants but stops above your knees
Like of like a swimmer

>>42770352
I like to sleep in boxer shorts. I don't like it if my dick and balls just flop around completely freely also they soak up some sweat that would otherwise go into your bed sheets.

>>42770733
what

>>42770508
same.
huge ball grew checkin in

>>42773809
That's the one with Winona Ryder, right?

>>42770733
You might be undead.

>>42773399
Do you wipe standing up?

>>42770364
>/f/-Fag

>>42774919
I have checked me for that before, doc say i MAY have asperger.

>>42773655
>Dubs of trooth
I had the same problem, you just sorta get used to it.

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>>42770508