Squat
>pace back and forth
>think about baby seal clubbers to get extra mad
>walk up to bar
>set grip
>twist bar backwards
>look angry at bar
>Down with the Sickness blasting off phone's speaker
>"OOOWAAAHAHAH"
>Scream at bar
>Dip under bar into full squat
>Squat back up and place bar under rear delts
>Slide each delt under bar
>Stomp floor
>Scream again
>"UUUWAAHAHA"
>Have spoters help me lift out of rack
>Scream one more time
>Always wear my lucky "Dominate Humbly" shirt
>Always wear my oly shoes
>Always wear my SBD sleeves
>Always wear my latch belt
>Always wear my Gangsta Wraps
How about you?
Squat
>pace right past the rack and do something fun instead
>squats
>put belt on
>unrack bar
>squat
>rerack bar
>stare at bar for 3 minutes while standing in rack
>pop salts
>unrack bar
>squat
>rerack bar
repeat
>>42767656
>look at the faggot doing a touchdown dance with $400 worth of gear playing music through his phone speakers rather than earbuds like a normal civilized human get under the bar for a 2pl8 squat
>Snapchat it all to my m8s
>get under the bar myself
>squat
>>42767656
>align bar perfectly symmetrical in squat rack hooks
>tie sweatpants tightly before deciding I must retie them
>tighten metatarsal straps 3 times
>chalk hands
>apply belt to desired tightness
>ensure that proper music is being played through earbuds
>slightly pull t-shirt up to prevent the belt from restricting it's natural movement
>rechalk hands because I lost some on my belt and t shirt
>stand in front of the rack waiting for the right moment in my earbud soundtrack before I get under the bar
>fidget under the bar for 10 seconds, never quite feeling happy with my position
>deep breath and unrack
>step back and attempt to get my feet set, never quite feeling satisfied with their position
>squat anyway, telling myself how everything I'm doing is wrong as it's happening
>finish set and go back to review the footage
>realize I never hit the record button on my phone
>>42767656
I consider myself to be of... let's say, above average intelligence (153 IQ professionally tested, only read non-fiction literature, blah blah the usual), and hence I learn things differently than others. The photo you included in your post is exactly what I needed to properly visualize how to set up for my OHP's in the future as I've been struggling to get my form down in the past few months. Thank you kind anon.
Squat rack
>pace up to bar carefully
>align my tank top so it aligns evenly on my traps
>scroll through zyzz playlist and find "Find Yourself"
>carefully place 10lbs on each side of the bar then secure it with clips
>adjust sound by pushing the buttons on my bluetooth earphones
>tighten my belt once more
>take a deep breath
>look sideways at the mirror take make sure that i notice the pump this workout gives me
>'flex a cep'
>begin to curl 3x12 with poor form
>do 3x12 cheat curls
>Approach bar
>change songs 8 times till I find one that I like
>wait 20 seconds for it to get to that part, you know, the loud part
>place hands on bar
>grip tightly
>shimmy the bar a little to ensure it is centered
>rotate the bar a little in the rack
>deep breath
>duck under
>press my traps firmly against bar
>unrack with a thunderous force
>step back, shift weight around on feet till I'm in perfect position
>make eye contact with myself
>smile
>squat
>more reps
>grunt as i grind out final rep
>slam bar back into rack
>breathe out
>smile
>shake out legs a bit
>add weight
>repeat
>think of all the relationships I fucked up
>think of all the qts who I had to drop because they started to play me
>think of my shit upbringing
>think of how some people get everything handed to them on a silver platter
>get PRs
>>42768403
Holy fuck the part about my feet position not feeling quite right resonates with me deeply
>>42767656
what the fuck is this guy doing?
>JUST SNAP MY SHIT UP
>>42768938
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