Last one had a heart attack
>>42767503
Part 1
>>42767544
Part 2
>>42767564
Part 3
>>42767544
>>42767564
>>42767587
Well that was stupid and autistic of you. What were you trying to accomplish?
>>42767587
Part 4
>>42767569
man, i want one of them gutt wheels
>>42767606
>>42767544
>>42767564
>>42767587
what game is this?
>>42767606
Part 5
>>42767629
Part 6
>>42767649
>>42767629
>>42767606
>>42767587
>>42767544
So uh...
When you gonna smash?
>>42767649
Lol this is great.
I kind of respect her for actually trying to banter with you and wanting to beat you. Hopefully she turns that into a drive to lose weight.
I want more disgusting fat stories
>implying there are fat stories that are not disgusting
>>42767649
What a shit way to start a fps thread. Juvenile and obnoxious, and spammed for 6 different wastes of posts. Don't ever post again
>>42762376
still want that link son
>>42767794
There are. The ones that end with them getting in shape.
>>42767817
kill yourself white knight virgin
>>42767649
Say "Can't wait for the revenge sex"
>>42768159
While you're right, that woman is a fat whale. In those screenshots you're very obviously fishing for /fph/ material and they're not even that good.
>Playing Beyond Earth
>Civ reskin on a budget made to appeal to sjws
>Half the leaders are stronk, smart women
>The black leader is nicer than Jesus and offers to help you in his negative messages
>The other men are douches
>The likable one has an ambiguous gay/bi vibe
>One of the women is explicitly stated to be fighting "institutionalized misogyny, racism, and classism" in a loading screen
>This is all very disgusting but at least they aren't catering to fa-
>Rising Tide adds a fat leader
>White male though, so still programmed to act like a douche
>>42767649
Last part
>>42767817
Does she look too much like girlfriend anon?
>>42768816
What does it have to do with /fph/ or /fit/? Go to /v/ or /pol/ if you want to argue on that non-issue
>>42768999
You should fuck her anon
>>42768999
So.... is the fat ass right? Are you too ugly to have a profilce picture?
>>42769090
Would go against my life values
>>42769068
I dunno man, /fph/ is rather repetitive and I thought I'd comment on the game catering to fats to add some variety.
>>42769143
Just for shits and giggles Anon, you should take part in whaling at least once in your life
>>42767960
what. the. fuck.
>>42769180
While it pandered for SJWs, they are not all fatties, a fat fuck can be of any corner of the political compass, but I get your point, since SJWs are responsible for the popularity of the body positivity trend
>>42768999
Was there a point to any of this? Are you a troll who hates these threads and wanted to spam it with dumb crap?
>best friend since highschool is a dyel but not fat or anything
>dating the same girl since forever, she's a bitch but we all put up with her because she looks decent
>they get married and have 2 kids
>fast forward 10 years
>She's now a fucking landwhale, bro still looks about the same, but with facial hair
>she goes full SJW, presumably because of her new fatty status
>instead of making a lifestyle change she resorts to ridiculous hair colors and dumbfuck piercings
>septum ring never fails to make her look like a literal pig
>meanwhile. I also marry my hs sweetheart
>5'8" about 110lbs petite qt
>for some reason, they become good friends, no idea why
>wife and I go through a rough patch
>one day suspect she might be cheating so look through her fb messages
>find nothing like that, but landwhale is pretty much life-coaching her, telling her to leave me
>wife wants to work things out (so do I), but landwhale keeps telling her to "not give in"
>literally days later, best friend finds out she was planning to cheat on him with some fat fuck from work
>he's a bit beta, so he somewhat lets it slide
>know she talks to my wife about it, so lurk her messages moar
>find out she's already done the deed, despite my wife telling her she's fucking up big
>say fuck that and tell my bro about it
>landwhale gets pissed, and comes to our place to gossip with my wife about it
>wife tells her what she doesn't want to hear and she explodes in a buttery rage
>starts telling her I've gotten inside her head, and turned her against me
>starts preaching muh sexual freedom, slut shaming, etc.
>I'm done with this shit, so I grab her by the shoulders and get right in her flabby face
>tell her off, saying how dare you try to marriage coach my wife, who, presumably out of pity, befriended you
>how dare you cheat on the man who stuck with you, even after you blew up like a parade float and lecture anyone about their marriage
cont.
>>42768999
Checked
>faggot spams his texting with a fattie and it is neither funny nor entertaining
what a waste of trips
>>42769262
yes please my dude, imma get a haircut, keep writing please.
>>42769262
>but MUH SECKSHUAL FREEDO-
>You are married, with two children, you fucking cow!
>exCUSE me!?!?
>she goes off the deep end, bellowing about fat shaming and body acceptance
>talks about how she could have any man she wants, and how she had 5 people messaging her on Tinder, right now
>both my wife and I are just uwot.jpg
>she realizes she's said too much and blows out the door like a stampede
>look at my wife, and she gives me an "I can't stop you" look
>call my bro and tell him what's up
>he has his shit packed by the time she gets there
>I pull out half my stocks to help him pay for a lawyer since I know he's good for it
>currently having a legal battle over the kids, but he shouldn't have much issue with all her escapades
>take him out drinking, and he gets a pretty decent looking grill's number
>spot landwhale out, that same night with some other fat fuck, and get an idea
>go find a qt at the bar I knew from hs. She's married, but I'm bros with her and her husband
>ask her to pose as my bro's gf
>her hubby thinks it's hilarious and hes drunk, anyway
>They walk by landwhale and she grabs his ass as they walk by
>bro winks at her like an absolute man-lord
>been taking him to the gym ever since
>I will get this motherfucker ripped, if it's the last thing I do
>every time she sees him, she will have to think about what she fucked around on, and what she could have been if she weren't a lazy fuck
>She'll have to see his new, thin, qt gf playing with her kids, every time she comes to pick them up for her weekend
Fuck you, you fat slut.
Holy. Shit. This is the worst /fph/ thread I've seen in awhile. I really hope baiting fat people into juvenile arguments and then screenshotting it and posting in 10 different chunks doesn't catch on.
Here's all I have to offer to try and turn this around.
>>42769366
Checked
>super fit athlete
kek'd
>>42769346
>>42769262
Nice fanfic bro
>>42769388
>not your babe
Thanks God
>>42769387
You don't have to believe it, for it to be true kek.
Also, minor thing I left out
She apparently was trying to get him to come back, and try an "open marriage" recently
topkek
>>42769395
>>42769387
welcome to 4chan, newfriend
how is Reddit, these days?
>>42769403
If you're 4xl then you are right to feel shit.
>>42769366
>Super fit athlete
She's pretty fucking fat to start with. Leave it to fatties to be delusional I guess.
>>42769403
>XXXL
>Smallfats
Just how big are these bigfats?
>>42769429
What's worse is that just a few more pounds lost, and she'd have been a real qt
>>42769442
Nah her face is kinda shit.
>>42769450
eh, I've been with worse. A little makeup would fix that
Joined a bouldering gym, it has everything you need for lifting and climbing. The best part is the fats don't last long.
I've seen a dozen or more different fatties attempt to keep up with the lifting/rock climbing others do here, because they see it and think "I can do that too!". They inevitably fall off the wall, ripping their ankle tendons/snapping their elbows when they land (I've seen both these happen in the four weeks I've been going, both of which were 200+lbs).
Today a new one showed up. It worked up a sweat for 20 minutes stretching, then treated itself to a chocolate coffee and "healthy" bento box at the front.
The cognitive dissonance is amazing.
>>42769262
>>42769346
My best friend is same way with big wife 2 kids but she is chill as fuck. Damn dude why cant fat bitches check their privilege.
>Fat
>Cunt
pick fucking 1
>>42769477
>>42769366
Oh yeah, because this shit which has been posted on every fph for a month is better than that any OC.
>>42769416
You seem like that kind of guy that screenshots his own ebin posts and then post them on r/4chan in the name of karma, keep up the good work my dude
>>42769262
>>42769346
doing god's work
>>42769509
>>42769491
dumpin'
>>42769528
broscience meets fatscience, a clash of two worlds
>>42769536
>>42769547
>>42769556
>>42769556
well, to be fair, even with most of her belly on the other room you could clearly see the features of a landwhale
>>42769491
>>42769509
>>42769528
>>42769562
I appreciate the other anon dumping content, Still posting more.
>>42769567
>>42769576
I totally agree, her ass was still "gross fat", not "thicccccc fat" or whatever
>>42769544
The worst worlds>>42769509
>>42769491
>>42769562
>>42769578
Fuck it I'm not linking to the rest, here's more dumb fat people
>>42769578
I hate this study so much.
They asked fat people if they had "dieted" (aka trying anything even if it's just a week not eating like shit) before and, if so, how many times in their entire life.
So if one random fat fuck tried eating salad for three days straight and failing 20 times in their lives, they count as 20 failed diets
As an actual researcher, my blood boils whenever people publish garbage like that
>>42769567
this one never fail to make me laugh
>>42769262
>>42769346
For reference, here's a pic of the landwhale's transformation
She doesn't really take many body pics anymore (gee, I wonder why?) but all you have to do is look at her flabby fucking arms
>>42769457
>encouraging women to wear makeup
Come on dude
>>42769622
Fatties gonna fat. Keep in mind these fat people "dieted" on their own, so their definition could be "one pizza less per day" versus "salad instead of cheeseburgers". At the end of the day they're all just searching for confirmation bias that their fat isn't their own fault.
But it is.
>>42769657
>>42769693
>frequently bought together
holy kek my sides
>>42769688
Holy shit what a butter face.
>>42768999
You're a fucking asshole.
>>42769693
>By Linda Bacon
Please be satire
I have a story for you guys
>be me
>working as a movie theater employee
>I see the same few people each premier, some begin to recognize me
>one guy, easily 450lbs, hates me for some reason
>Probably jealous
>always orders 2 extra large popcorn, 2 large sodas and a bunch of candy
>only went alone
>Checked out literally every movie premier, even the shitty indie movies
>One day I was tasked to clean up one of the theaters since some chick called sick
>I went in and saw the guy spilling into the two seats next to him asleep
>wake him up to clean the mess around him
>he starts yelling at me about privacy and the 'customer experience'
>I try to calm him down, he gets angrier and removes his shirt
>Rolls on rolls jiggle as he yells
>kicks empty trash around and throws his shirt at me
>the smell makes me gag and it felt damp
>as he leaves he continues to mumble
>picks up half finished popcorn off the floor and carries it out
I have a ton of stories on this guy. We would ban him but he spends like $75 every time hes here.
>>42767638
>the coordinator, we'll call her L
Watashi wa L desu
>>42769795
That sucks anon. At least it seems like he is not actually dangerous, just hard to deal with
>>42767817
This
>>42769579
What kind of insecure piece of shit does that?
I hope those dudes are just 15 and grow out of this.
>>42767960
Please be fake Please be fake Please be fake Please be fake Please be fake Please be fake Please be fake Please be fake Please be fake Please be fake Please be fake Please be fake Please be fake Please be fake Please be fake Please be fake Please be fake Please be fake
>>42769403
>>42769262
>>42769346
It physically pains me that even fat women can get laid pretty much at will, but even decent looking men have to work their asses off for it.
Also what a bitch. I hope she gets what she deserves
>>42769770
Nope
>>42769657
She had those fat arms, it was a lost cause.
>>42767694
Good read
>>42769929
/pol/ was right again
>>42769952
don't get me started
>>42769795
>>be me
Sure you were you?
im fat and i use these threads to motivate myself
>>42769986
good for you, that's what motivated me in the first place as well, you can do it, we all can do it
we're all gonna make it bro
>>42769547
She goes to powerlifting meets
>>42769844
You lost mate? Think you meant to type in Reddit at the address bar. We hate fatties here.
>>42769795
>anon woke up and was him
wow
>>42769657
She was clearly fat in high school already
>>42769601
kek'd
Is Zumba just an excuse for fat women to eat more?
>>42770278
And why are fatties so addicted to sugar
>>42770278
What even is Zumba?
>>42770296
I think its a dance fitness class? Whenever I saw it at my old gym it was just fat chicks in spandex waiving their arms around to rave music.
>>42770290
I think it might have something to do with how hard candy is marketed to kids. Like they get a taste for sweet at a young age.
>>42769671
Feel bad for that kid. Mixed race kids raised by white single mothers are always the most savage and it's not hard to see why.
>>42767503
I never got this image, it's not so ridiculous to consume 300 gallons of water in 6-7 years. Hell, I drink about a gallon a day.
>>42767674
I'm liable to smash anybody if they post with a smug Wendy. Smug Wendy is top tier waifu material.
>>42770318
fucking hell lol
>>42769795
Pretty sure no one took their shirt off.
>>42768999
fun bantz, she's an honorary skinny person
>>42769632
>obesity is not a disease
Fuck now my head hurts.
>>42769929
What the fuck is that thing
>>42769929
Xer looks like adopted kids in old soviet movies. Only old and creepy.
>>42769578
By this logic you can't quit smoking, get a new job, move out of your mom's basement or learn a new lenguage.
Fat logic is truly cancer of the mind.
>>42769366
I've always found interesting this type of pictures. The ones were they show the "Before and After" transformation from normal to obese. If you look closely, the after picture, the fat one, is always dressed in a way that covers their arms, their legs, all of their disgusting fat, and such and such. These people are not comfortable being fat, they just bullshit themselves into thinking they are alright. Thinking they look nice, and even deluded themselves into believe they are healthy.
This people are ashamed of what they've become. They know it's bad, and yet they keep pushing the bullshit, inclusive agenda. It's how they say "You will never see an attractive, skinny woman at a feminist rally".
>>42769576
You can actually see the back wheel buckling.
>>42770595
I'll give her credit for at least still walking.
>>42770290
Because obesity, in general, is caused by sugar. Simple carbs and starches hrlp too but sugar is the big thing. That shit is poison, especially in the amount that people normally consume.
>>42769929
lol that face
>>42769929
SOMEONE EDIT THE NECK
>>42769262
anon, you're a good man
>>42770736
A jew.
>>42767694
depressing that a 14 year old kid gets type 2 diabetes nowadays.
>>42770495
But you're not retaining all 300 gallons.
>>42769929
>6 million calories
>>42769852
lol article is by ragen, fat cunt is enough for several /fph/ threads on her own.
for the benefit of the uninitiated
https://truthaboutragen.wordpress.com/
>>42769795
go on my man
>>42771110
>>42769366
>wood skink cafe
Every time
>>42767569
replace all the fat people with gays and trannies and its an accurate representation of americas future.
>>42767674
I'd waifu that in a minute
>>42771416
Look at that gut-sag. It looks like she has a giant leg.
>>42770595
how does she wipe her ass? i don't think she can reach?
>>42771440
>>42771464
>>42771464
Holy shit, I gagged irl
>>42771464
kek i used to do this sometimes when i was like 3 years old
>men like curves
>>42771494
Everyone has waffle stomped at some point in their life
>>42771488
that wasn't nearly as terrible as I thought it was going to be
>>42771494
>>42771514
I haven't.
Fucking savages.
>>42771514
Speak for yourself you disgusting subhuman.
>>42771514
you're disgusting and that is not normal.
>>42769403
smallfats? are these hambeasts categorizing themselves as a gender now?
>>42771464
I'm shredded as fuck and I piss on the sink very often.
>>42770318
It's like a rave with shitty music, shittier women, and none of the drugs
>>42771571
Piss-sink master-race.
>>42771571
piss and shit is huge difference ...
>>42767960
this cant be fucking real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajrpkp0ZR1I
>>42771568
what the fuck is wrong with these people
>>42769262
>buttery rage
why did this get me
>>42771593
TL;DR?
>>42769346
this is what came into my head for how she looks. you're based as fuck anon.
>>42767625
looks like Words With Friends or similar
>>42771571
My roommate told me she would kill me if I ever pissed in the shower. She never said anything bout arching it into the sink from the shower
>>42771631
You should read it.
>tl:dr yeast infection is consuming woman from the inside by eating the sugar in their diabetic veins
>>42770060
>>42770640
>>42771544
She legitimately has four breasts
>>42771544
She looks like 70 year old. Also
>Crossfit
Read this legitimate Q/A post, fucking disgusting
https://www.quora.com/How-do-really-obese-people-wipe-their-bottoms
>>42771676
That's just one big fold of fat, it's split by the weird fetish gear she's wearing.
>>42767649
Just fuck already. Jesus christ
>>42771631
fat old woman fell down and lay there for a couple of months, she was killed by mold
>>42771421
looked this guy up and he still has 20+ videos uploaded after these ones. What's his deal?
>>42770595
its filmed like a bigfoot sighting kek
>>42767960
believed until the mice part
>>42771651
I love hospital gore stories
>>42771693
Bulllshhhiiiit, tough through it and only eat once a day you weakling and chug some coffe when your hungry, thats the problem with fatplanets, little aggression and anger due to low test
>>42771784
>tfw not enough catfish stories where the fitbro sees the hambeast and drives away or runs away
>>42771693
>usually people prop themselves up on a pedestal to get through it
>so tear him down from his pedestal and make sure he doesn't get through with it
>>42771568
Thats my fetish
>>42771626
>>42771784
>>42769852
The funny thing about that article is that when I got too fat to find jeans in stores, I started losing weight (Size 44 waist to 38 and dropping). How crazy do you have to be to think the problem is that they simply don't make clothes big enough? Just get smaller.
>>42771958
People are spoiled and told their special to the point that they've decided the world around them has to change to accommodate them.
>>42769975
>>42770060
How new are you?
>>42769929
what god tier eyes.
>>42770010
underated
>>42772024
They're just blue eyes lmao. A lot of people have light blue eyes.
That said they're the best feature of her face.
>>42769601
Lol'd
>>42769601
>>42771635
someone post the green ogre version
>>42772103
All I have is this one. Or is this what you meant?
>>42769628
fat asses always start their post with "oh im fat but i'm healthy". Notice how it's most always women? Men accept they're fat, women can't.
>>42772117
no someone actually colored her skin in green so she kinda looked like shrek
>>42771520
Oh god, is that another hernia-scrotum
>>42770278
>Assuming they're douchebags because they're fit
you can't win with women can you?
>>42772084
what's this from ?
>>42772084
What a fucking savage.
I wish I had balls half the size of this man's
>>42771661
>9 hours a day
lel
>boogie2988 keeps going to hospital and regularly visiting mcdonalds for "diet coke" and "salad"
>/fit/ never talks about this
Are we just not talking about him anymore?
>>42772084
someone send sause
>>42769262
>>42769346
Good story, anon. Tell your bro I said we're all gonna make it.
>>42769657
typical dangerhair. I hope your bro gets full custody and that fat whore gets the untreatable gonorrhea.
>>42770037
We don't hate fatties just for existing here. Lurk more.
>>42772369
Wrong. We hate fatties that don't try to better themselves.
>>42768999
play her again
>>42771421
Upload dates...
>>42769346
You're a god damn fucking hero man. I had a bro just like you when I split with my hs gf of three years (she wasn't landwhale but insanely hot so I wanted to metaphorically kill myself haha) I have another gf now with a rig like Danika Mori's but not ugly face. Keep it up.
>>42771784
That surgeon is a fucking hero, fuck man these people are some unsung heroes
>>42771416
I'm amazed she held that long enough for a picture without suffocating.
>>42772221
it's just too sad
>>42769852
>regular sizing
>Medium = 10-12
>>42771520
That cannot possibly be real.
...
can it?
>>42770290
Because it gets converted to insuline and overwhelms the bodies insuline receptors until they acclimate to high levels and no longer recieve enough with a healthy diet. Sugar is a dangerous drug but powerful companies lobby to suppress the health risks. Sugar should be regulated like alcohol i think.
>>42769669
There's nothing wrong with a bit of makeup, fag. Roasties with caked on bullshit are easy to spot, but you look me in the eyes and tell me a little bit of foundation and eyeliner doesn't make a girl even more beautiful.
>>42769509
>insuline
>>42772381
You can't see that in that picture. They are just looking at a camera hurting no one.
>>42772493
They're hurting themselves with serious obesity.
>>42767794
J-Jesus
>>42771626
Minecraft irl
>>42772517
That's assuming they're not doing anything to fix it, that's a lot to get from one pic. Stop hating on people who haven't done anything to anyone, focus on the fat acceptance cunts.
>>42769576
>this kills the child
Is my form good? Kek
https://youtu.be/xZlVM5iIhMA
>>42771506
bitch youre a century glass
>>42767629
kys
>>42772549
>That's assuming they're not doing anything to fix it
i can literally see that they are doing shit.
>focus on the fat acceptance cunts
like you? seriously fuck off.
>>42772549
kys my man
>>42767606
>Lose
>Y-you play daily and have no life!
Literally the worst kind of loser, wonder if she thinks skinny people "eat nothing all day and have no life"
>>42772549
If they're that fat they don't respect themselves, I'm sure as fuck not going to respect them.
They aught to be ashamed for going out in public in the first place, disgusting pigs.
>>42772140
>implying they aren't craving for that fit cock
sour grapes anon.
>>42771531
Thank god, I thought it was an animal death gif at first.
why did i look this dude up
Being the lazy fuck that I am, havnt moved much from my bed today other than to get necessities.
After about 12 hours I got a pain in my leg and it's swollen below the knee, pains gone and it seems fine but did i just give myself a blood clot? I know one of you will know about blood clots
>>42771416
>this kills the neck
>>42772809
omae wa mou shindeiru
>>42772832
Nice meme but what's the writing?
>>42772576
Underrated as fuck
>>42772832
NANI
>>42769628
>muh social construct
>dogs don't want to play with you
like pottery
>>42770595
>tfw no SSBBW gf
how do I make this feeling go away brehs
>>42772517
Not your responsability bucko.
>>42772937
Super Smash Brothers Brawl for Wii?
>>42772948
super sized big beautiful woman
>>42769975
fucking newfag
>>42770060
fuck off newfag
>>42769693
>bucket of lard
who the fuck needs a bucket of lard
>>42771989
>>42772968
>>42772981
">be me" is a glaring newfag alert.
>>42772994
I-I'm bulking!
>>42771520
Alright hold up though, nobody make fun of this guy. This guy died on TV during gastric bypass surgery, and before he went under he made the broadcaster promise to air the episode even if he died, and begged and pleaded people to take a better look at themselves so they don't end up like him.
The man died a martyr. He wanted to change. He was ready to make it. He was just too far gone.
F
>>42773006
>>42773053
Feels bad man. The fact he at least tried to make his life serve a purpose by showing people how bad obesity is makes me feel bad for laughing at that pic. Hope he didn't suffer too much in his final hours desu.
>>42769477
>patriarchy patrick
kek
>>42771678
Well she's already signed away a leg, why not a finger too?
>>42771661
>cardboard
More like carbs-board, the fuck is this woman thinking? It's all about pebbles and sand.
>>42770705
Obesity is a disease the same way smoking is a disease
>>42772809
Can someone answer the goddam question
>>42771593
I will make sure nothing like this ever happens to my mother, how someone could do this to themselves....
>>42771978
this.
>>42771990
now imagine that poor firefighter trying to drag her fatass out of the fire.
>>42773056
It is though, it was literally coined on reddit by people copying the greentext format.
>>42773053
Link?
>>42769601
is milo, dare i say, /ourfag/?
>>42773053
Damn. I hope he didn't die in vain and he actually influences people for the better.
>>42773200
>Gay jewish coalburner
I'm not so sure
>>42771958
Are you me, anon?
>tfw went down from a 44 to a 38
>tfw shopping for pants in my size is now 100x easier
>>42767569
>>42771346
>implying this isn't the future we chose
>>42773192
>coined by reddit after stealing it from 4chan
>"literally"
kys
>>42769567
havent seen this one, kek
>>42771544
If she is so proud of her fat why put it over her underwear?
>>42772019
>>42772025
>>42772040
This is morbidly fascinating.
>>42773053
Do you know how many years it takes to get that massive? Why should we pity a man who choose everyday for years to develop a body like that? He's no victim. He is lazy, as evidenced by his decision for gastric bypass surgery.
>>42773401
*under
>>42773438
For me it isn't sympathy but rather acknowledgement of the fact he stated he made some dire mistakes that he doesn't want others to make, even if that realization came too late to turn back on. His life was a cautionary tale in the end, and he made it out to be that.
>>42771110
KEK
>>42768999
you said your instead of youre
i want to die
>>42771729
>>42772385
Another anons have said that he had all those recorded when he made the quitting video and figured he might as well edit and upload them for shekels. I don't know if I believe it.
>>42773287
But I'm being literal.
>>42772197
My Big Fat Fabulous Life, I think.
>>42770318
that green text hits too close too home
>>42770278
The guy in the middle seems like he has a sense of humor at least. At the very least he's probably not defending his lifestyle choices.
>>42769622
I am a ex fat fuck
And it's true 95% of diets fail
But even if it was 99% I would have still lost the weight.
What's my secret they ask
Well if 1 in 20 diet/weight loss attempts fail all you need to do is try 20 time or more.
I keep rolling that dice failed and fucking rolled it again (dice and my fat ass)
Now they say it's my genetics
Guess I am just genetically superior lol
>>42767803
Kek
>>42771661
>working out 9 hours a day
God I wish I could do this. Need some gear bad.
>>42771488
>tfw you load way above your squat max
>>42772947
>>42772795
God that transition from forearm to hand just disgusts me. How can you look at your wrist and see that and think you're not fucked? I mean really ignoring everything else, like your t-shirts telling you you're 4XL, so large, that it requires four uses of the word extra to describe how large you are. I can't describe what that looks like, there's literally nothing else in nature that looks like that, it's just so wrong looking and disgusting and horrible and so easily visible.
>>42769536
This woman was a teaching assistant at my school
thanks for listening
>>42773053
>nobody make fun of this guy
this guy beat me to it>>42773438
>>42771544
Just like any beast the hambeast has 4-6 breast
>>42773818
he's making fun of the fit guys.
as a fatso myself i can tell, i've been there.
>>42769376
>>42769429
softball girls lmao
>>42771661
Well I totally believe it.
>>42773192
No it wasn't.
>>42774201
That gave me a giggle
>>42771128
HOLY FUCKING KEK
>>42770060
you have to go back
>>42774201
>I'd be happy to make it up to you! Perhaps in teh handicapped changing room?
I almost believed this was the delusional, low-effort ramblings of a 300 lb tumblr ham beast, but there's no way anyone could honestly believe anyone else could read that and think it's true.
>>42774227
>>42774254
Are you calling M'lady Marshmellow a liar?
>>42773200
>not /ourgay/
nice dubs though
>>42771568
did she eat the cardboard box?
>>42772221
Someone post the Webm of the times she breathing
>>42773147
>the curtain closing
My sides...
>>42769547
t. Riptoe
>>42769508
I have a friend that got fired from the ER for telling a fat chick that she can be ugly or rude, not both.
>>42769536
I love this shit, my mom taught me all that fat person logic, eat too little, your body goes into starvation mode and you gain weight, never skip a meal, it's unhealthy. olive oil is good for you, I believed it too. I got here and read the sticky, and was honestly amazed at how fast I lost weight when I started eating less.
>>42769852
In fairness, women sizes are completely nonsensical.
>>42769986
me too, went from a 42 to a 34 in a year. my scale is broken so I'm not sure of my weight. but I went from 244 to 196, I've been steadily losing still, I would guess I'm at 180 now.
>>42770318
anyone who thinks eating 10 meatballs and a loaf of bread is healthy needs to have their head examined, but props to subway, that's some viciously effective marketing.
>>42771506
>"men like an hourglass figure"
>has buttplug figure
>>42771544
>PCOSWarrior
fat chicks are always so proud of their pcos, "yea I have pcos, it makes you gain weight" first off, it doesn't make you gain weight, it makes it harder to lose weight, second, it is primarily caused by obesity in the first place! "I used to drink a lot and eat like shit, I developed a fatty liver, which also makes it hard to lose weight. I didn't brag about it or use it as an excuse, I used it as motivation to get sober and lose weight."
>tfw pants that fit snug need a belt
>and then that belt becomes too small
220 to 185, not looking back either.
>>42774582
>>42769929
Holly shit, the keeper elves are REAL!?!?!?
>>42772072
classic
>>42772118
does it say anywhere that it's a woman though? I thought it was too, maybe writing style, but I don't think it says so.
>>42769975
That's standard greenest dude.
He's doing it right.
You should try lurking long enough to know what's going on; before you open your mouth an come off as an ignorant tool.
>be me
>tips fedora
>>42772072
I have to wonder if such an experience would wake people up to how unhealthy they are.
>>42771488
This makes me so sad. She is far too large for the horse and shouldn't try but she can't even get on the horse. She is so ashamed and it kills me.
I feel horrible for people like her. I know some are just really delusional but a staggering amount seem like their obesity is due to being fucked up by some kind of abuse.
>>42773053
Sad as fuck. It kills me knowing some people don't escape it or even worse, die because they are trying to get better.
Super morbidly obese people live in a kind of hell. I hope for their own sakes they can get on a better path.
>>42771905
them stretch marks,dude
>>42774201
Lol it reads like shitty fanfiction
>>42774265
Even bronys consider obese women leagues below them in terms of value and worth. The brony is the absolute Chad when compared to a morbidly obese women.
>>42771593
>the Sheer Mag-nitude
>>42774502
Olive oil isn't really bad for you. Slathering all your food in it on the other hand.
>>42771784
was looking for this story. Thanks anon
>>42773053
Legit? Can we have a sauce