Tell me about the people in your gym, /fit/.

>>42766151
There this one retarded guy with weak lifts, always doing some shitty barbell exercise. i see him in the mirror all the time

>>42766151
They lift things up and put them down

Or run on the treadmill

Sometimes a janitor comes through to clean the floors

Albino Matt Damon
Pretty built short guy, looks finnish or something

The Sticklegson familly
Father has big shoulders, arms and gut and thin long legs, his son inherited that genetics presicely, wife is a regular 30-something woman

Abs Fairy
Petite ripped brunette girl, does all sorts of meme exercises as well as regular ones

Thorin Oakenshield
Gym's PT, looks exactly like I've named him. Haven't seen him training a single guy, only chicks

Wannabee(?) Chad
Another PT, cocky guy who trains a gym braphog with tons of squats, throws plates around and in general would be banned from Planet Fitness in minutes

Oily Richardo
Not sure what his name is, but several times have seen him posing in front of the mirror covered in some grease and doing flys with plates

Neonazi looking guy, incline benches twice as much I'm flat benching

Clark Kent - pretty much selfexplanatory

Manboob Alex - well it's me, could also be called Nevershower Alex

>>42766151
There is this one weird fat looking guy who acts like he's about to squat but then he does a good morning instead

>>42766151
There's a chick who literally never looks up from her phone. Sits on machines forever just staring at her phone.

This bothers me.

>>42766151
Asian
They're all Asian
There's probably 2 Hispanic people and one white guy cause the rest are Asian

>>42766333
checked.

is that a Haiku?

All the women are built like t rexes and throw crazy weight around.

Half the guys are skinny ripped Asian guys and the other half are built/ dyel white guys

>>42766151
that's a truly awful haircut.

>>42766340
Did I unintentionally make a haiku?

>>42766151
Some guy who won North America's strongman (don't know which year), but you wouldn't tell he lifts if you saw him out on the street, just some chubby dude. Usually I could respect a person like that, but he literally hits on/messages every girl in the gym, wether patrons or employees, to the point that he has a reputation for being a huge creep.


Some black haired tall chick who wears black leggings and a black sports bra every time I see her, probably one of the hotttest people I've ever seen, always hangs out with some guy who looks exactly like the stereotypical 'fuckboy', has no legs but I'm mirin the shit out of his upper body.

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YMCA fag here.

Theses gyms are pretty much end of the road destinations for most of its inhabitants. I think the defibrillator gets regularly used here.

Coolest guy here is a 40 something dude who wears a rambo style head band, loose baggy jeans, and 80's rock and roll shirts, and smokes like a chimney. Lifts fucking HEAVY bro and is full bear mode. Never talks to anybody, but I bet he has some cool stories.

My favorite is this late thirties Swedish mom who is like 6'-1" and has like 0% body fat. Has three daughters in their low to mid teens years who come with her regularly, look like spitting images of their mom, and altogether look like a decent happy /fit/ family. Hope my future wife can keep it together like this.

>>42766283
not to talk about that one flabby guy that has been stalling his starting strength noob gains for the third year in a row now

>h-heh

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>(pic related)+ 150 lbs
short, stout, and tries to make every machine a compound movement. does calf raises on the leg press while also benching. throws his whole body into the elliptical. the GOAT

>eric harris
6'5 lanklet. possibly german(?). wears exclusively wow and ovewatch shirts. looks like the main character in battlefield earth. does exclusively overhead press, squat, and deadlift. not bad, but he screams at the top of every rep. no joke. every single rep.

>the silver fox
older dude. wears dirty shirts and shorts + chuck ts and goes off on every single set. cool dude. probably in his mid 50s but looks 30.

>tfw no gf
6'2 blonde twins who do lots of hip thrusts and squats. only way i can tell them apart is one wears red leggings and the other wears green leggings. like a sexy mario and luigi but less italian

>smooth operator
old as time itself. looks half asleep at all times. was probably cool in the 70s 80s, when he was probably in his 30s. not bad, other than the fact that he wears crocs, and wears so much cologne it hurts to stand within 20 ft of him.

>>42766395
I dunno, but you did rhyme asian with itself a bunch of times. That's gotta be worth something.

>>42766151
This was my old gym

>muh bbc genetics
This guy was one of the handful of black dudes who lifted at my gym but he was the only one who looked like he lifted, and he was probably juicing (there were multiple people caught dealing out of this gym, so it wasn't that rare). Anyway, I only ever saw the dude train lats, seriously about 5 times a week the dude was doing bent over rows for an hour and a half straight

turbo-manlet pt
This dude was a pt and also became the manager at one point. Was shorter than me when I was 15-16 and I'm 5'10'' now. Tried to fuck with all of the teenagers who worked out there (there were a lot because it was near our highschool) and was generally a cunt whenever he could be even though we got along well with the rest of the staff.

>pt chad
This dude was about 6'6'' blond and a amateur bodybuilder who was also juicing but told us he "only does peptides". Was generally a bro and on several occasions told manlet pt to fuck off if he was being a cunt, ended up getting fired because he told the turbo-manlet he was going to beat his face in while he was at work.

>leb braphog
This lebanese chick with a gigantic ass who came to the gym about twice a week to do a routine composed of only the most excruciatingly boner inducing ass exercises. Never wore anything but sheer leggings. She would show up sometimes with other braphogs, never the same one twice. There was no way not to know she was there even if you weren't in line of site because she was loud as fuck and made sure that all attention was on her.

>I was strong back in my day
Late forties early fifties retired firefighter. Had an obsessive need to talk to all of the young people in the gym and tell them about how much he used to lift. Only ever saw him on the leg press. He maxed out every day, and usually asked any young men present to come watch him 1/8 rom 10pl8s while screaming like his ass was getting torn open.

>>42766340
That's nothing like a fucking haiku you dummy

>>42766452
>>42766283
>feels intensify

>>42766283
im that guy

what country?

>>42766151
The "cool dad" that brings his two 14 year old sons to the gym and hogs the three ropes to do triceps for 30 minutes (it's a small gym).
The dyel with insane muscle definition that benches the bar.
The absolute faggot of a muslim that tries to get in your way on purpose to bother you.
The absolute garbage tier PT that initiates people to the smith machine for every exercise.
The roided gym couple that just get in not to feel they're wasting money and leave after 20 minutes.
The cardio bunny with an ass sculpted by Zeus himself that I don't know how to approach.

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>>42766283
a-a-are you the guy?

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>>42766151
I work out at LA fitness so its pretty normie infested. Mostly older folks just trying to stay fit and soccer moms, some serious lifters. However sometimes we get some REALLY cute twink teenagers and i just want to sniff them and lick them and kiss them all over and marry them and other things

There's this one dude in my gym who's a dick. He's pretty big but mostly fat. When it was being renovated, he used the only squat rack for like a half hour to do OHP with weight that he could've used the fixed-weight barbell for (<125 lbs). One time he was benching on the only barbell incline bench and I asked him how many sets he had left. He responds, "Why?" Cause I wanna use it you jackass, it's the only one, why do you think? I saw his peen in the locker room one time and it was small.

>>42766151
>That one guy who tries to get his form perfect every time but fails miserably and looks like a fucking spaz, while doing it

if you need me I'll be in my room, sobbing

Its a canadian university gym. 99 percent of the males there are cucks that dont have a clue what they're doing. Whenever I go, theres only 2 other dudes that are lifting properly or following a real routine, and who happen to be my friends lol.
Lots of girls that just do cardio and meme ass exercises.
I was talking to one of them and she explained how she was doing the 30 day squat challenge that you see posted on instagram. I've been on /fit/ so long that I forgot there are people this clueless that actually exist lol.
Ive also seen people curl with a belt on and use belts for 1 plate rows.

>>42766987
> pretty big
> less than 125 ohp

hes not big at all hes just a fat fuck

>>42766151
>you're not natty harry
Ripped Harry Potter looking guy. Actually insane with glasses how much he looks like him

>buff Asian
Pretty self explanatory, he's kinda short but his neck is as thick as my fucking thigh, easily benches 4pl8s

Bout all the recognizable people with interesting aesthetics

>>42766333

Asian girls? I wish I had some in my gym so it would feel like an harem anime xD

>>42766310
Have u interacted with any of the characters?

>the young dyel moslem dudes who wear bathing shorts in the shower

I cant be the only one who goes to the gym, works out, and comes back, right? I don't study others

>>42768738
Found the 500 feet stare guy

>>42766310
>Albino Matt Damon
>Neonazi looking guy, incline benches twice as much I'm flat benching
>Thorin Oakenshield
do you go to sc?

>>42768791
>sc
What?
>>42768705
You know, on the "hi" and "using this?" level.

>>42768835
I've seen those three characters at one of the campus gyms at university of south carolina

>>42768883
I live in Eastern Europe lol.

a small fag who cant lift comes with his gf all the time and occasionally has arguments with her. he even threw locker keys at her and she almost started crying.

>>42768927
holy fuck, did my country finally got unbanned from 4chan?!.. i couldn't post for at least 6 years if not more.
time to visit /b/ again.

>>42768897
guess gyms across the globe all have the same kinds of people
>>42768950
what cuntry

>>42766151

There are men and women, young and old, skinny, fat, muscular, and they lift weighs, do cardio, or both.

>>42767566
not when they're kinda chubby powerlifting girls

Yesterday I was walking down the stairs and at the bottom there was a girl with huge tits in a low cut tank top. She ran up the stairs and they bounced everywhere. It was magical. I just wanted to share this with you guys.

Hapalife
>5'5 hapa dressed all in herbalife gear
>wears an altitude training mask to do sloppy cheat curls
>takes the mask off to breath inbetween sets of curls
>tries to talk shop with the trainers

Roshi
>old completely bald man with big beard
>skinny
>wears MMA-branded compression gear head to foot
>takes up the gym's only rack to do 185lb shrugs with straps and a woman's barbell

Mr Tuff Guy
>late 20s hispanic chubster
>comes in wearing his wrist wraps like bracelets, leaves them on for the entirety of his workout
>constantly attempts weights that are very obviously too much for him and then immediately starts spewing excuses to anyone around when he fails the first rep
>does "shadow boxing" in the mirror

>>42766452
>Doing Starting Strength™ for 3 years

>>42768768
>500 feet stare guy
it me

>>42766283
lolllll, deep

>roidlet
Manlet that's juicing like crazy. Probably mid 40s. Hits on girls half his age.
>the red slav
Crimson red. Bald. Gold chains. Maybe on gear
>Backman
Gymcel. On gear for sure. Only ever see him on cable Machines. Has the biggest back I've ever seen in real life

Ultra Runner Ruben is my favorite guy. He's tall and skinny but it's all muscle. He shows up and does a funny warmup routine on the treadmill which includes some advanced crabwalking before he heads out to the gym. Has a pornstar moustache. He's also a friendly guy, says hello to people but doesn't bother anyone. Wipes everything down.

>>42766151
Bunch of old people
One faggot who sixth roms leg press and screams with lmao3pl8 every day
Fat black girl who dances on the treadmill
The rest are curl bros

>>42766151
currently like them more than some of my friends

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Teddy Bear
>huge 20ish white dude,roided to guts
>always hugs girls and is friendly with people
>always sleepy, lays down on floor between sets

Possesed ubermensch
>prime fascist genes
>rolls his eyes back before every set
>shouting random words, yelling like devil himself
>pretty chill tho

Stretched anaconda
>older bearded dude
>always does some sort of stretching
>flexible as fuck
>has dick thicker than my wrist
>never talks to anyone

Chad virgin
>6´3 , 225 lbs of pure muscle
>deep voice, intense stare
>handsome af
>spergs out when talking
>cute tho

Antirefugee lifter
>bald,tall,builtfat
>push press 140kg
>neonazi music blasting through earphones
>refugees not welcome t-shirts
>always winks at me

Sumo butt
>girl with somewhat ugly/cute face
>nice body
>like really nice body
>paused sumo deadlifts with 40kg
>really really nice body

Sugar daddy
>everyday is back day
>drinks mountain dew, pepsi and juice between sets,regular always comment on it
>ugly,shaved head, but friends with everybody
>mfw thats me

I fucking hate the guy who does squats with low weight and doesn't progress at all. Fuck youj

>>42766494
Haikus have nothing to do with rhymes.

>The Appliance
Named not only because of his short and stocky build, but also because he's at the gym every time I go, no matter what day or time it is. He's. Always. There. He also sports an 80s porn star mustache.

>The Cloud
He's huge. And not in a good way. So many years of roids have turned him into a walking meme.

>Hulk Hogan
Looks like Hulk, but is some kind of PT not affiliated with the gym. Seems to exclusively train strongfat females.

>ShadowGirl
Cardio bunny who lifts too, high reps low weight. She follows me around the gym and it's generally a bit weird.

>Cocaine Carl
High energy. Too high. He used to be big but years of powerwalking around the gym between different cardio machines have reduced him to the human equivalent of a greyhound on meth. He exclusively wears tight short shorts and skintight tanks.

>Me
Just trying to do my lifts and get bigger. Feel super small at the gym but big near normies. Everyone at the gym always tries to make eye contact with me and I don't know why

>>42766151
old asians, old asians everywhere

>>42766151
40% old people 35% young people (13-18) 25% middle aged people
that's about it

I see an old guy with potato strength. Too bad he has potato form too.

Squat: 140 kilos / idk how many reps, every single fucking one quarter, companied by screaming and knees almost slapping together.

He's got other excercises he does as badly, but he's shitloads stronger than me. I usually ignore him because I don't want to catch whatever he has.

You'd think that shit form and loads of time spent in gym equals injury, but the old guy marches on, screaming, farting and howling on every rep, doing the heaviest weight with smallest ROM possible.

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>>42766310
never nude by chance

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The model
>doesn't even need to come here
>hogs the bench press for like 30 minutes
>barely looks like he lifts
>looks better than anyone in the gym
The 'I'm pretty sure he's natty' guy
>works out the hardest in the gym
>always eats salmon between sets
>REALLY pushing the natty limits
Joe Rogan
>only uses kettlebells
Woman
>does literally nothing that would actually improve her physique
The Skelly
>does all of his workouts with a 16lbs dumbbell
>probably allergic to barbells and lactose

>>42766151
one guy clearly roided as fuck, probably reached his max roid gains
guy who have that not made it yet but some gains are visible body
and no one reracks the weights so it's a 3rd world gym

>>42766151
fucking normies all of them

>>42769327
>Teddy Bear
>huge 20ish white dude,roided to guts
>always hugs girls and is friendly with people
>always sleepy, lays down on floor between sets
hnnng i need to be in your gym now

>>42766377

checked

Seniorfag in high school here
>18 so BTFO
anyways, I'm taking weights, new school so only first impressions
>Freshmen
No Freshmen allowed in this class lol
>Sophomores
The smallest guys in the weight room, but genuinely nice people. Good source of mires. They are literally my personal manlet crew,
>Juniors
Pretty bro tier.
>Seniors
Pretty bro tier
Anyways, the ones that stand out are
>Our lanklet Harmonica player. We have made him our gym musician
>Chad
>Cool nigger
>Big cool nigger, pretty good lifts for a sophomore
>One cardiobunny that pedals at like 5mph for the duration of class, and another that's an assistant I think but she gets passed around in the locker room. They're like 4ft tall
This year is gonna b lit

>>42766310
>Flys with plates

You wot m9

>>42766151
Retarded manlet crossfiter who wears Reebok. He always racks up like 200 lbs on the bench press but always does half reps. He does it in a way that it looks that he is doing intentionally for some reason. Then goes over to the seated bench and does shoulders and takes all the fucking weights from the rack. Everytime I see him I want to throw a dumbbell at him.

>Asian Power Jesus
Does big 3 lifts almost exclusively with some beautiful deficit deadlifts. Big weight, great form.

>Bane
Faggot in an altitude mask who runs around the gym with shit form and doesn't re-rack his weights. Haven't seen any gains in the last year.

>beefpuff
Short blond chick who goes with her lanklet bf. Does big 3 lifts and benches close to 2pl8

>chinklet
Skinny Asian dude with glasses who thinks he's hot shit. Terrible form on every lift, primarily does chest/bis, and listens to music on his phone speaker.

>Trey
Manlet bodybuilder who's swole as fuck and cool with everyone in the gym

Then there's a bunch of cardio bunnies and old folks and fuckwads who do the gym's knock-off crossfit-type class. Pretty chill all around desu.

>>42769716
>eats salmon between sets
How does he even get away with that

>that guy who reracks the dumbbells on random holders even when theres 2 spaces next to each other
>that super swole veteran who brings his german shepherd therapy dog
>that guy who stops halfway up the stairs for no reason
>that guy who always runs the wrong way on the track

>Hungry Asian guy
lanklet asian that only benches about 95lbs and doesn't go all the way down. I silently mouth "nipples!" every time he does a set

>Hey did you know I'm a fireman!?
30-something fireman who exclusively wears fire dept T-shirts and does only bench, curls, and leg press

>"our son calls me mommy, too" Asian
Asian woman somewhere in her 30's, maybe 40s. Super tall, absolute cardio bunny with the ass of legends, and hips to match. One of the best looking MILFs I've ever seen, but I'm pretty sure she doesn't speak English

>Mexican Mafia
a group of like 7 Mexicans, all with greased-up hairdos, and not one taller than 5'8". Stand around speaking Spanish, and looking at women. never seen them lift

>Old man McBadass
50-something old man that's really into calisthenics. Loves to do the flagpole walk thing, when there's women about, but the man is jacked, for his age. Really a nice guy, he's just a horn dog. Thought he was a juicer, until I heard him talking to a guy in the locker room one day, and he kept giving this guy he was friends with the 3rd degree for using

There's more, but too lazy to type

>>42771385
>our son
fuck, meant your son kek

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>>42766151
>mfw ridiculously uneven woman to man ratio >might see 4 other dudes whenever I go
>mfw its always white women and latina MILFs who lift heavier than me

Pretty motivating 2bh guys

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My gym is doing some charity thing by having hired a literal retard to watch the door.
He sometimes wanders around the gym looking for weights to rerack, but he does it really shittily.
Like in a random order

He also sniffs and groans and like yelp/clears this throat a lot. Since my gym is often empty, it's all I can hear while I'm doing my sets

I do not like it

>>42766151
Guy a little bigger than me by like 20 pounds half squats and thinks he's strong with 1RM 4pl8. I do Oly weightlifting and was working out behind him and he gives me this look like I'm doing a crazy exercise like you see in those gym fail videos. There are a LOT of guys that half squat in my gym but this guy is the king of half squats so his demeanor is very cocky. He has no idea how weak he really is.

Everyone else is kinda whatever this guy I really just want to punch any time I see him

>Super Rice Bros.
Insanely built Chinese twins who are always there from 10 to midnight. Probably some of the strongest people in the gym. They never speak to anyone, including each other.

>Paki Pals
Three short Pakis who all come in one really high-end sports car. They arrive, waddle around the gym pointing to peoples' plates, saying "CAN I TAKE? CAN I TAKE?" in high-pitched voices and putting them on the leg press. Once they have gathered most of the plates in the gym, they each 1/16 rep it 10 times and leave without unracking. Thankfully they only come sporadically.

>Olga the Black
6'07" Russian woman. 300 pounds of pure muscle. Probably in her late 20's. One of the most ripped women I have ever seen. Has black hair and wears exclusively black clothes.

>Stacey the Yellow
4'09" American woman. 80 pounds of pure bone. Only does lat pulldowns. Best friends with Olga for some reason. Has actual yellow hair and wears exclusively yellow clothes.

>Creepy Craig
Spindly old fuck who uses the row machine on the lowest weight setting for literal hours. Wears a long platinum blonde wig at all times. Presumably mentally ill.

>Andy
Skinnyfat fag with actual Asperger's who I've only ever seen hitting on the receptionist. I swear to God he checks to see if the receptionist is female, comes in, talks to her for 45 minutes, and leaves. Never seen engaging in any sort of physical activity. The receptionist is actually pretty nice about it most of the time.

It's a real clusterfuck there most of the time which is why I go late at night. There really aren't many nighttime regulars except these folks.

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>the qt who wears metal band shirts and has a tight butt

>the 60 year old who wears hoodie and sweatpants and wears gardening gloves

>the 70 year old who looks like he's still getting stoned to the grateful dead regularly and has a 2 degree range of motion

>the guy who wears mutant clothes and has a mutant gymbag who grunts with every single rep

>that 40 year old guy with tattoos whos balding and walks through the entire gym after each set to show everyone his pump

>the milf with big fake tits but has the face of a wounded bird

>the chick who only does that thigh spreading machine and then leaves

>the 90 year old lady who somehow benches more than the 15 year old male auschwitz victim who always comes with his dad

>the guy who is bald and looks like cypher from the matrix that wears an apple watch connected to his smartphone connected to his earbuds connected to his laptop all synced up so he can track his heartbeat and vital signs like he's from the fucking future

>>42771407

dude my gym seems to be like 75% latina milfs at this point.

>>42766151
Let me introduce you to the weirdos I deal with when I lift at night

Older desk attendant
>Always there folding towels
>Used to tell me I'd never make it if I don't to SS
>Tires to talk to me, asks about my lifts
>Tells me I need to be on steroids
>Introduced me to SS and grip strength
>Talks shit about all the faggots who show up and ego lift
>Pretty decent guy imo. I think he might be a fitizen..wud up Bill

Homeless black dude who's slow
>Wears a giant fake gold chain
>Raps in front of the mirrors
>Always bothers me, talking about his trials and tribulations
>Always someone out there trying to kill him
>Always talking about how the police and homeless shelter are stealing from him
>Always stares at me in the mirrors, creepy ass smile
>Makes me not want to go at night anymore
>Niggas gonna nig

The Wrestler
>Usually at the gym 3+ hrs
>Wears heavy duty gardening gloves
>Verbally and physically destroys punching bag nonstop for 1.5hrs
>Removes punching bag after punching, lays it on the floor, and repeatedly drops his elbows into it from a standing position
>Uses a single seat and practice sprawls
>Grabs a medicine ball, rigs it up on the standing calf raise machine and proceeds to uppercut the piss out of it for 30 min
>Usually interrupts my workouts, asking if I'm still using me weights because he wants to put them away
>Tell him I always re rack my shit. Doesn't hinder him one bit from asking again

More?

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>>42769960
skelly, 3rd year college and I just started seriously lifting. In high school I took the weight training class and made zero progress cause I was just dicking around with skinnyfat dudes who pretended to work out on the bikes. I wasn't mirin any of you guys and thought muscles were gay lol. Now I'm jelly of all the middle schoolers in the gym

There is an old guy in my gym that uses momentum for every fucking lift, its obnoxious as fuck.

there's this patrick bateman lookin motherfucker. bout 5'10 190. cut as fuck, most likely on test, but he's easily one of the strongest and most aesthetic dudes i have ever seen. he deadlifts like 6 plates for reps. and he drives an m4. all the cardio bunnys in the gym are instantly wet and he's always chatting with milfs and fit chicks

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>that guy that's been doing some form of SS/SL for eight months now and has made no gains because he constantly flip-flops between cutting and bulking from disgust at his skinnyfat body become flabbier or Auschwitz-mode, gets no sleep from college and still can't squat 2pl8
hahahahahaha fuck that guy

>>42773493
>More?
More.

It's all indians and chinese kids.
If you're indian please stop going up to the mirror and smearing your sweaty poo hand all over it and lifting up your shirt to look at your non existent abs

There's this guy that always comes up to me saying "Feeling fit buddy?"

>>42766283
DELET THS

>>42774580
Headed to the gym here shortly so I'll do one more

The Chad
>Always lifting up his shirt and checking himself in the mirror
>Usually does this around other people, to make himself known
>Stares me down because I don't look as ripped as him, but Im much stronger. I always laugh at his half reps as he's looking at me in the mirror.
>Loads up seated decline press with max pl8s, and proceeds to drop them 1 by 1 on the floor until he can push out a half rep
>Always asking people to record his lifts for him. Max diddly is 315, and drops bar it from his waist to floor to make a scene
>Been doing this for months, finally decided to introduce myself few weeks ago
>The most insane lisp I've ever heard. Almost non human
>It all makes sense now

>>42766151
I'm in a weight training class at the community college I'm attending. All you have to do is show up and log your workouts.

>no one talks to each other in typical community college fashion
>hardly anyone knows what they're doing
>almost no one does compound movements
>all the girls just hang out on the treadmills/ellipticals or do core

one dude just walks around and does whatever and almost any weight
>>setting up for deadlift
>>have 185lbs on bar
>>he walks up, cleans the bar and does a front squat
>>just throws the bar on the ground
>>fucks off and never touches the bar again
>>tfw no bumpers on at the time
He'll do this with about any machine, he finds a way to make a loud noise

>>42769327
>Chad virgin
>6´3 , 225 lbs of pure muscle
>deep voice, intense stare
>handsome af
>spergs out when talking
>cute tho

SHIT
ARE YOU IN AÇORES, BY ANY CHANCE?

>>42766911
Stop putting ideas in my head. It's not homo if we're just talking about lifting with cute twinks. Also, I'm form checking, not staring.
I'm not a fag, you're a fag. Fuck you.

Sometimes I wonder if anyone ever posts about me in these threads, and then I remember I'm so painfully bland that it's not worth the pixels

>>42766151

>Instagrill
Does squats, deadlifts and leg exercises only. Lifts 80kg with belt, chalk, gloves and sleeves while slamming the weight down hard. Slight roid suspicion. But dat ass though, would berry with the force of a thousand suns. Just writing about it gives me a semi.

>FatPrincess
Comes in wearing the tightest clothing she can find, in the most excruciatingly pink colors. Matching make up. Haven't seen her lose weight in two years.

>Wonder Woman housewife edition
Is lifting all day every day. The only woman in the gym at that age (approaching 50) lifting hard, and looking like it.

>Dr.Snap
You think doctors would be smart about their exercises? Nope. 2 plate seating smith machine shoulderpress with a back so curved Beckham would be proud.

>>42766151
>This guy in his mid 40's or so
>I think his real name is Ben or some benign name
>About 5'6" or so
>Not that buff, not that skinny or fat, average as fuck
>He SCREAMS during every lift
>One day I'm squatting heavy while he's benching
>I'm struggling with the weight when-
>g-g-G-R-A-A-A-A-A-A-W-W-W-W-W ! ! ! !
>From him on the bench
>I yell, "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BRAVEHEART SOUNDING MOTHERFUCKER!"
>That was probably 5 years ago
>Everyone still calls him Braveheart to this day

The token gay black guy, does last lower back and cat calls the bodybuilders

The stripperella, taking selfies in gym shark leggings to promote her show and seeking arrangement account

Ibb natural, doing meme workouts and uploading them (all done badly ) to instagram

Fat guy in the closet, he doesn't lift and he sits on a bike staring at the bodybuilders

Try hard, has the same body as 6 months ago. Pays for the most expensive trainer and cheats on his reps

Gym bunny, wears more makeup to do cardio then the strippers

Russian gym bunny, does cardio and squats in platform sneakers, makeup and nails. Takes selfies after each set. Swears in some Slavic language if you walk near her or in front of the mirror

The jungle man, loud black guy who grunts each set and screams piano memes, sings along to hip hop

Moms spaghetti, brings some carbs and go mad to the gym. Eats for 3 at Olive Garden between circuits

Rocky, inbetween each set he needs to air punch a few jabs and an uppercut

Fat black girl, 3 min of cardio is enough for her. Spends 1 hour bitching about how hard fitness is while drinking a protein shake

In the closet dad
>late 40s/early 50s, dad-bod, balding man, constantly talking to younger guys while naked, wears only "hot" underwear, spends most of his time either "swimming" or in the sauna

Old, Mad and Nearly-Divorced
>early 40s, constantly yelling at his phone with his soon to be ex-wife, usually naked

Fat, Black and dying
>Morbidly obese nigguh, early 30s, taking his levels all the time, only swims, sits naked on bench for about an hour after

Mid-50s, lanky, and owns a van, lifts 20s and does only concentration curls
>As above

Mid-Transition Asian Tranny
>Mid-20s/early 30s mid-transition Asian, does only squats, leg presses, and light jog
>Dispite this, spends over two hours at the gym at a time

Tall, Dark, and Darker
>Two sub-Saharan African guys who play basketball and do light lifts all day
>One is so dark he has to smile to be seen at night
>The other stands out at night for being so dark

Hair
>Man with hair that goes down to just above his calf, ties it in elaborate ways. Spends most of his time doing various lifts

Hair II
>Has hair all over his body, except his head and face
>Heavy lifts, followed by 30 minutes blow-drying his balls

Mason
>Gymbro, spends all day talking to qts, haven't actually seen him leave the weight floor in over a year of going there

"Ass"
>The most large ass I have ever seen on a white woman
>Looks photoshopped
>Nothing but squats and ass exercises
>Loaned me chalk once for diddly and told my my accent was cute
>unironically said yours too

Jew
>Literally lifts with a yamaka
>Has two shirts, one with an Israli flag, one has a star of david
>Has an IDF tattoo

Biggest Looser guy
>Lost 90lbs in 18mo
>Comes in and lifts for a few hours, occasionally shares words of wisdom with other big folk, sometimes to ill-effect

"LIGHTWEIGHT, BABY"
>4pl8 squddly
>5pl8 diddly
>3.5pl8 benchy
>2pl8 press
>Stronger than you
>Has said exactly 30 words in a year, all of them "Lightweight", "C'mon", "excuse" and "Fuck"

3rd world gym here, so a bit weird
> teenage duo
Always Comes in and sit on the bike for 15 minutes while staring at their phone. Zero muscle mass. Never dumbells/barbells, Only use machines to lift. Love to shittalk loudly. Sometimes they dribble basketball and play football like it's their personal playground

Trainer 1 and 2
> one likes to lift shirtless, one likes to look into the distance and ponder existence. Both decently built. Plays the weirdest shit on the gym TV: gogo bar footage, instagram whores workout and vines girls whispering sweetnothings. Good people but you know they don't have much knowledge about fitness.

> Cardio bunny
Decently hot, nice face decent butt, likes to play rave concert.

> Abs guy
Not because he has abs. He is usually done with his workout when I am there, just that he always spend about extra 30 minutes doing meme ab excercise. Loves his hip hop about money and bitches.

>Everpresent surgeon
At the gym, 7 days a week, there before I am at the gym, still there for a good 20 to 30 minutes after I am done. About 50, hunchback, do everything with horrible forms but generous enough to teach other people. Like to superset 3 ex at once. Really dislike abs guy because he plays the horrible music really loud, almost got into an argument once. He himself only listen to the most middle of the road soft rock. Otherwise friendly and good to people.

> Really Small chinese guy
Smaller than me and I am quite small. Very polite, likes to hum to the songs on his wireless earpiece. Apologized to the surgeon for taking the smith machines while the surgeon is supersetting. Kek.

> Perennial cutter
Chubby built 40 sth guy who is always on a cut because he never suceeded in cutting. Tells people he is hungry and has no energy almost everyday. Talk loud but is a really friendly person. Would volunteer to spot for everyone.

> me
Stereotypical quiet guy. Very little socializing, finish my workout and go home. Sips after every set.

>>42766151
Everyone at the gym scares me. I try not to look at them.

>>42774417
Its been two years now...

>>42775074
>Swears in some Slavic language if you walk near her or in front of the mirror
Suka bljad'?

There's one faggot that uses the smith machine for everything, but I swear It will pay off for me.

Go to my uni gym

The Indian Subcontinent
If a bench or incline bench is open for too long, about 5 brown dudes will just materialize on it

Arrogant Track Man
Runs on the track. If you pass him on the track he starts speeding up to beat you

The Three Admirals
Three asians that outlift everyone else in the gym. They take extremely long rests between heavy sets, but nobody wants to work in sets with the guy diddlying 6 plates for reps.

Mr. Clean
Guy who always wears the same gray sweatpants and sweater and always uses the same platform and rack. He only does olympic lifts

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>be me
>19
>22 yr old cardio bunny mirin hard
>hear from her friend that she'd never date a younger guy

tfw

What do?

>that fat guy who thinks he's buff

No one really sticks out except for this Hispanic dude, he's not huge by any means but he looks really good. He's also a massive fucking retard. He is so god damn vocal it makes everyone gawks and cringe when they hear him moan and grunt like he's being fucked by some big nigger. He moans when he is on the treadmill and he moans when he lifts weights.

>>42775417
Go for it anyway you're gonna die

>>42775473
god damn new life motto

>>42775417
>implying that means anything
with that mindset you prob dont have any chances anyway

>>42775427
thats me bro

>>42766151
I just moved, I have to find a new gym. Any recommendations? I'm in Aurora CO.

>>42766571
It could be a jiyuritsu haiku

A guy with a body of a fucking golem and a face of a easter island statue, a decent person actually.

Golem's brother, better built than him with a bit less busted face. Fucked up his knee recently and has only been working out his upper body ever since. Apparently a decent mma fighter at some point.

Golem's brother's wife. Busted face, body of a girl who doesn't lift.

A roided as fuck turbomanlet bodybuilder who has been a semi-pro mma fighter at some point. Brings his children (3-6 y o) to the gym and yells at them like a fucking psycho (understandable cuz they're annoying as fuck).

Turbomanlet roider's wife, also a competing bodybuilder, taller than him, decent body, busted face and super fucking weird skin.

A manlet with an aesthetic physique and Dragon Ball themed compression clothes. A very cool guy actually.

A tall-ish dude with super aesthetic physique who spends 50% of his time at the gym taking care of equipment and helping people out. Decent muay thai fighter.

A talkative balding turbolanklet. Annoying as fuck.

Three high school guys, two of them being tall and slim and one of them lookin a bit older than he is.

One roider with a nice physique, decent strength and who actually isn't a psycho.

A short 16 y o guy who has never had a aesthetic physique, always fat but hey, he squats 3pl8 for reps.

and a few more people who aren't as memorable, including me and my friends

Generally a small gym with very few admirable lifters but a good amount of fighters.

>>42775081
>Has said exactly 30 words in a year, all of them "Lightweight", "C'mon", "excuse" and "Fuck"
A Fallout dialogue wheel in real life, neat.

>me
strong guy
>giga nigga
probably drinks one liter of test a day, legitimately huge, but unremarkable lifts
>SS kid
he's gonna make it
>everyone else
varying degrees of roasties, weak and small faggots, dyels who think they're impressive because they bench 1pl8

>>42774941
:<

it's a good thing sometimes, anon.

>The Latin guy
Does nothing but stretch and balance on a BOSU ball
>The Indian guy
Follows women around trying to subtly film their asses on his phone
>The Kai Greene wannabe
Wears red oversized hoodie (hood up )with beats earphones on top,red high top sneakers,carries 10 gallon milk jug filled with water
>The martial arts guy
Does nothing but practice kicks and shadow boxes in front of the mirror
>The dyke on a bike
Morbidly obese purple haired feminist type that sits on recumbent bike reading and barely pedaling

>>42771385
>your son calls me mommy, too
Kekd

>>42771385
> I silently mouth "nipples!" every time he does a set

thx, gonna add that to the arsenal

>>42769327
>Sumo butt
Does she have a nice body?

And why the hell people never post any pics of these people.

>>42769327
>everyday is back day
Ayy you are me.

>Adonis
6'3 230 super nice guy and intense as fuck. Loves rows and weighted pullups, perfect goddamn insertions and my lanklet goal bod. Helps noobs with technique too.
>Former Glory
Slav ex bodybuilder, shredded as shit at about 50 years old, works in sometimes and pretty bro.

Wish I had pics of the IG fitness thot who does cable donkey kickbacks.

>>42767066
UofT?

There's a very thin guy who I see from time to time who does a lot of bicep curls. It looks like he has 40 minute bicep curls sessions.

I want to help him but don't want to come of as a dick

>that latino guy who wears a cross and recites bible verses every set

>>42766151
theres an old guy in my gym who literally does everything wrong. I dont wanna go up to him and correct him on his form cause i dont wanna be that guy. One time he just started swinging on the pullup bar. hes gonna die one day in the gym, he looks 75.

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>>42773493
>Homeless black dude who's slow
>Wears a giant fake gold chain
>Raps in front of the mirrors
>Always bothers me, talking about his trials and tribulations
>Always someone out there trying to kill him
>Always talking about how the police and homeless shelter are stealing from him
>Always stares at me in the mirrors, creepy ass smile
>Makes me not want to go at night anymore
>Niggas gonna nig
this can't be real, there's no way this guy exists

>>42766151

In my gym it seems like the only wamen that spend any considerable time in the free weight section feel the need to pull their lululemons all the way up their ass crack. Like the waist band on their yoga pants is pretty near under their tits.

I think it's an attention thing because, fuck me, it's hard to not look at them when you can see their entire ass.

>>42775081
>Loaned me chalk once for diddly and told my my accent was cute
>not fucking her

Not gonna make it

>>42775081
Your gym is fun

Theres that old bald white guy with a goatee wearing oversized NFL shirts that rows more than i dead ,every single day.

>The only guy that has no fucking clue as to what he's doing and uses every machine for one set.

>The guy that has headphones on and sings the songs he's listening to out loud and really loud.

>The weirdo that mutters to himself and only does curls and tries to walk on his hands in the cross fit area on a daily basis.

>The chick that's essentially a skeleton that only ever does military press on the smith machine.

>>42777043
There's a guy kinda like this at my gym. He only does machines and never does them right. Then I'll see him in the locker room sitting on the bench looking like he's about to die. I'll shower and get dressed and he'll still be sitting there, reflecting on past mistakes or the korean war or some shit.

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>That one chick who eye-fucks you.
>If you ignore her she'll do more retarded exercises.
>Decide to ignore her completely one day.
>She gets a 45lb plate, pulls it above her head and leans into it going down on the floor, flaring her ass into the air, does about 25 reps.
>Never seen her in the gym again.

Pretty sure she fucked her spleen that day.

>>42775099
I would say that you should swim to Nong Khai but I'm not sure enough about where you are.

i remmember some people from my old gyms
>the pajeet
fat, out of shape, does curls for 45 minutes, spends next 15 minutes taking shirtless selfies for qts
>Homo Squad
group of three/four homo dudes, always staring my ass down
sometimes they comment on my squat weight
chill, but i fell raped
they kiss each other occasionally

>HORSE ASS
girl with biggest ass i ve ever seen
lesbo
i would bury my face in it anytime
deadlifts lmao 4pl8

>the balerina
gay dude, always wearing very VERY revealing clothing
does only ass exercises
asscrack is purely visible
no one says anything to him

>gym Rattus norvegicus
evolved gymrat
spends 3+ hours everyday at gym
back day everyday
is huge, but probably natty
very friendly too loud sometimes, stares every girls ass down
lifts with gym bro, laways bantering about work and qts
both used to be chubby when they started
gym rat can do 5,5 pl8deadlift , gym bro is at 4pl8s
natty inspo

>>42766151
That one guy who comes to the gym on a Friday night

Notices it's crowded with neurotypical, functioning members of society. Families bringing in their children, men with their girlfriends and wives, etc.

"That guy" does a few sets, usually rows or squats, maybe a DL if he can muster up the courage to do it in a crowded gym

Then he promptly leaves
Alone

>>42775417
Stop being a girly man and ask her anyway. if it doesnt work fuck eeht go for someone else. Dont be a beetch

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>>42766450
that fckin ass

I go fairly late in the evening.

Usually there's a couple of chicks doing random exercises (but never the same chicks).

2-3 bros wearing gloves and doing mostly machines/dumbbells.

The only time someone else is using the rack is a dude who uses the bar to swing on like a monkey.

>>42775417
Lie about your age dipshit

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>I am the guy that takes a sip of water before every set

I know you see me, I see you too faggot
I'm just thirsty ok

>>42771722
I really really want a Olga

>>42781601
shit i do that. my mouth feels dry all the time i dont know how is that possible

>Guy named Dustin
>OD'd on coke fried his brain
> literally officer doofy except in a gym setting
>personal trainer caught him jerking off in locker rooms
>runs on the treadmill while singing outloud, usually what's over the speakers
>eats pizza before running on treadmill and proceeds to vomit everything
> co workers call it Dustin duty

I never named him, but back in my Uni days there was a guy I heard singing Row Row Row Your Boat as he benched. It was weird

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>>42766151

There are lots of weird guys at my gym, but there is only one dude who is truly weird.

Tall guy, about 6'5" (Not that crazy here in the Netherlands)

All the guy does is focus on his traps. ALL HE DOES IS TRAPS.

All he ever does are:
- Barbell Rows
- Shrugs
- Bent over raises
- Bent over curls (yes you read that right)

He never does legs, no tricep work, barely any shoulders, but his traps are fucking HUGE. When he's wearing normal clothes he looks like a hunchback but all he does is fucking rows and drooling over his traps in the mirror.

Most of the bros at the gym call him the ninja turtle, because it literally looks like he's carrying a massive shell on his back.

I don't understand it man, why would anyone do this?

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>>42781601
I am also that guy. Hydration feels so damn good man. I can't stop.

not really any interesting characters at mine. it's a ridiculously overpriced gym with all kinds of gay "amenities" like a sauna and a private lake (I only go to this place because it's walking distance). so most of the people there are generic bourgie types participating in upper-middle class fitness lifestyle culture. easily 3-5x more cardio people than doing free weights at any given time, and most of them aren't putting up much weight. 3pl8 deadlift and 2.5pl8 squat the heaviest I've seen so far. basically no chicks either, only one other girl I've seen squat 1pl8 and I think she's a PT. definitely switching gyms once I get a motorcycle

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>>42775081

Got more.

"Im fucking better than you"
>220lb female
>Goes to local ivy league school
>Watches YouTube feminist videos on her tablet
>Couldn't go to the one closer to her school because of the "toxic masculinity" (the fire department lifts there)
>I don't know what she actually does for exercise but hey, at least she shows up?

U l t r a v i o l e t
>Rave chick
>EDM, Trance, V a p o r w a v e, synthwave, ect. Always playing from her headphones
>Body weight routines, jogging, ass exercises, and a shockingly good dumbbell OHP for a grill who weighs like 98lbs
>Has ultraviolet purple hair, the cleanest white teeth and the nicest smile I've ever seen
>Lemme smash

Slavdoc
>Trauma surgeon at local hospital
>Was a Soviet marine
>Strong as fuark
>Basically is either at the gym or at the hospital
>Only guy I have ever seen do 5.5pl8 diddly for three, but that was like two years ago
>Laughs a lot, really deep russian laugh kind of deal, spots if you ask every time, always gives training advice if you ask
>Bretty sure he posts on /fit/
Wuddup Doctor V!

N I G G A
>Extremely loud getto black dude, plays music exclusively through his phone
>Everyone is nigga
>The guys
>The girls
>The traps
>The tranny's
>Black, white, Asian or mexican
>I have never seen him lift

>Her
>Looks like a gril
>Talks like a gril
>Smells like a gril
>Dresses like a gril
>Has a bulge unlike a gril

MURICA
>Former marine
>Stars and stripes tattoos on everything
>Wears a "LAND OF THE FREE BECAUSE OF THE BRAVE" shirt and American flag pants only
>Is exactly what the #crosstheline thing was worried about, one step away from white nationalisms
>Actually a pretty cool dude from what I've seen

>>42778111
I'll try to get a pic of this guy tonight. He also lifts with mma gloves on. His speech is super slow, last night he kept walking over to qt doing burpees in the corner to 'talk'. Overhear her say '...um, can I just do my workout?'. Then he went to 24hr grocery store next door, bought doritos and soda and stuffed them into the gym locker

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I am too nervous to go at normal times so I work out at 3am only.

There is only 1 other guy there at that time and he is always there.

He is a man in his 40s who is obese and very ugly with severe acne, and he sometimes lifts and sometimes walks on the stairmaster.

I myself am a skinny little weakling so I am also ashamed of myself. I have never spoken to him and we avoid eye contact. It hurts so much because I am sure we could be good friends.

I have tried to approach him once, just once, by picking up a small dummbell and handing it to him like I was extending an olive branch to him, but he sperged out, grabbed it out of my hand, and screamed 'I DON'T THINK THIS IS CANDY', then tried to force feed me the weight. Then he apologised and ran off. I feel bad for upsetting him, I wish we could be friends.

>2017
>going to a gym

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Brickhouse gym Columbia SC
>The big dude who looks like a half ginger half nigger and never lifts heavy but is swole as fuck
>The blonde dude who sometimes works out with a friend but looks lonely when his friend doesn't show up
>The guy who works out in scrubs
>The only other guy I see do deadlifts besides me and does the exact same lifts as me and would be an awesome gym buddy but I'm too much of a social retard to talk to people
>The two big black dudes who only do chest
> The swole Asian who has knee wraps, elbow wraps, wrist wraps, and a belt, and then does arms.
>The socially inept retard who looks angry and goes to the fountain in between each set (me)

>>42782121

Offer him candy next time, faggot. Fat people only get along with people who enable and encourage their bad lifestyle habits

>the weeb
Built black guy, exclusively wears Naruto/dbz tanks. His pawg gf sometimes works out with him, possibly also wearing same

GIGANIGGA 9001, ONLY QUADS CAN DEFEAT HIM

Less cardio bunnies, more female bodybuilders

An actual fucking bowl cut like cmon dude

>>42781601
Only time I feel like drinking water constantly is between sets. Drink at least 2 liters per workout. Wtf is wrong with me

>ymca

old fucks, soccer moms and people who insist they used to be stronger

>>42779705
>they kiss each other occasionally
In the gym? Man, never seem anyone do that now that I think about it.

>>42766151
I run into all sorts of characters over the years, most of them I forgot about but I may be able to remember if I sat down and thought about it again.

I ran into this girl today though:
>wearing one of those long thin sweaters that girls sometimes wear and you can't tell if they're wearing something underneath
>obviously looks like she's a freshman and never done this before (university gym, I graduated though but the monthly rate is cheaper than the shit in the area except for the one place that refuses to tell you on the website unless you sign up so I don't know what they really charge)
>does decline bench which is a pretty rare exercise for grills to do, usually they never touch a bench let alone one that isn't parallel to the ground, sweater rolls up and I can see she has shorts
>she grabs one of those long dumbbells afterwards and sits it upwards
>sits on top of the fucking dumbbell with her legs hovering in a squatting position and the 6" diameter dumbbell end is right at her crotch as she looks like she could fall
>gets down and leaves shortly after

I also got to see the Virgin Request vs the Chad Agreement in action while on the pull-up bar:
>manlet comes up and asks me to work in
>I say sure
>he's still sperging and stuttering, explaining that he'll do one set and come back for another and it won't take long
>I already said yes, thinking he doesn't need to worry about it and just needs to take a deep breath
>only does one set then leaves
vs
>guy a head taller than me walks up to the pull-up bar while I'm between sets and points
>I give a thumbs up
>he nods and does his sets, we understand without a word
>natural body odor is not gross at all and makes me question my sexuality

It all checks out I guess

>>42775240
>Suka bljad

Дa, знaю

>jet li wannabe
asian manlet that has to use the lower peg on incline bench and shadow boxes in between sets

>the ss kid
took 'shrug at the top of overhead press' advice too literally and has been doing 40kg powercleans for 3 months

>ogre
5'2 guy who must be 100kg+ but presses 40kg for half reps with his 6 inch arms

>asian trio
three asian kids who might actually make it, clearly doing a brosplit but squat to parallel and do a lot compounds. make a lot of noise which makes the place less boring

>fotb
lebanese manlet with his nerd friend he's clearly trying to teach how to lift. mostly uses machines, seen him dl 2pl8 which is ok I guess

this is me, nobody else matters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAAAbwEtZRo

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The only good thing to come out of the Brazilians at my gym is the stranger's comment and this screencap.

>>42766450
>I think the defibrillator gets regularly used here.

I chuckled heartily

hot roasties everywhere. grims me out. want to fuck them all. cant fuck them.

>>42784743
Why bro

>>42784743
Same in my gym
same in my life

>>42775247
i've seen some built guys use the smith machine. I don't doubt its power amymore.

>>42775081

Why is everyone in your gym naked?

>>42766310
You lift with fucking Superman?

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> handsome harry
My roommate and gym buddy. Would be 10/10 if he was four inches taller. We love each other.
Best bench form there is

> halfrep harvey
Super nice middle aged gay guy, uses too much momentum on every exercise

> overly orderly Odin
Teammate of handsome harry. Is legit 6'8 and weighs 270lbs. Looks like a monster. Has a PhD in chemistry and uses perfect form on his lifts. May be on the spectrum

> Aryan Aaron
Huge guy with perfect teeth and jaw genetics. Rocks an undercut Is as wide as tall. Nice to everyone and loved by all. Is a Chad and doesnt know it

> Ronaldo
The old one. Looks like him in white. Does weird shit like 5*5 cable rows and is reasonably jacked

> the mad king
5'8, 200lbs. Batshit crazy, stroger than Odin and Aaron. Completely insane schedules and volume, always needs you for drop sets on the leg press.

> mediocre me
6'2 190lbs. Could be jacked if I trained harder.
Oh well, found friends at the gym


All those guys moved with me to another gym after the old one closed. Like them really much.
Trust me /fit/, you havent even enjoyed lifting yet, unless you have a circle of people of who are always there with you. I meet at least one of them most of the time.
Life is fun.

There's this meek qt who always does no nonsense barbell workouts and is pretty strong

I was going to talk to her today but posts on here have made me terrified that I'll sperg out

fuck you guys

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>>42767049
Hits too close to me anon

>>42766333
>>42766340

Asian- They are all
Asian; there is probably
two Hispanic people

>the guy that never does legs

Hey it's me, i do stadiums and put the incline setting hoping that my calves would grow. And that's my leg day

i got at 3am to a pretty small gym so i only ever see one regular. Hes a 50-60 year old black guy that loads every single bb in the gym with 3-5 plates and pushes out 10 reps on each thing in a row then sits down for 15 minutes and repeats for a couple hours. Hes real chill tho, wont talk much but doesn't mind me working in on the massive amount of equipment hes using

dyel chairforce twinks, a few marines that are yolked, old veterans, and chairforce women(men)

>>42775417
Don't date her just fuck her

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Scammer PT
>makes his clients only do meme exercises, like one handed lightweight dumbell flies while standing on bosu ball or isometric holds with babby weight dumbells

The scammed
>some 30-40 year old balding guy with a beard
>skinny fat
>has been with PT every time I've been to this gym, so bare minimum 3 times a week last 3 months
>absolutely no visible progress on anything
>good at standing on bosu ball lmao

Aryan amazon goddess
>185cm/6'2'' blond girl
>juiciest ass of any regular gym girls
>juiciest back also with modest/slight traps
>slightly butter face but datass famalamas
>actually does barbell lifts, even if low weight

Mega manlet
>160cm/5'3'' chubby middle-aged dude
>diddlies lmao4(?)pl8 for reps

The owner
>swole roided up middle-aged turbomanlet
>used to compete in 80-90's (?)
>has bunch of monitors playing clips of his prime, then plays different supplement ads


Otherwise fairly normal, bunch of bros doing splits and stacies training lower body on machines only

What do you guys think mean by meme exercises ?
I don't want to look stupid at my weight lifting class I just started taking

>>42789036
Mean

>>42766987
that a bit gay mate

>>42766987
just to make sure this isnt me
where is this?

>>42768950
Oh boy, i hope youve grown a fetish for traps or loli

>>42769327
oh i wonder why the Nazi is waving to you

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>>42769327
>tfw I know a Chad virgin
Hnnng

>>42766151
90% old people at the machines, 2 % 15 year old kids, 2 % 30 year olds, 6 % 18-25 year old lifting

THE BALD LEGEND

>Huge powerlifter middle-aged bald guy that outlifts everyone in the gym with perfect form
>Whispers to himself between sets and never interacts with anyone
>Whenever he enters the room me and my gymbuddy go silent and whisper "he's here, heavy shit is about to be lifted"
>Forever miring his lifts

THE SHREDDED GUY

>Guy in his 30's, not very big but shredded as fuck
>Dresses like a fucking meme, always tank top and always belt no matter what lift he's doing
>Always makes a show, hogging 5 machines/benches/whatever at once and doing stupid superset pumping workouts while loudly talking with his friends
>I don't like him, he has kind of a conman aura to him, I think he's selling steroids to some kids in the gym.

THE PRO BODYBUILDER

>Some guy about 30, fucking massive and shredded (veins in quads level shredded), tanned.
>He's seriously a pro bodybuilder, I think he's gone to the States to compete some times.
>Surprisingly un-douchy, has weird friends (some guy that looks like a down syndrome, only ever does legs and therefore has massive fucking legs but nothing else).

THE SEMI-PRO BODYBUILDER

>About 20 (my age) guy, fucking huge and shredded but not as big as the pro bodybuilder.
>Enters the gym, does his fucking workout, snaps some pics in the mirror and gets the fuck out.
>Never seen him talk to anyone and he barely even takes his eyes of the weights/phone/floor. Not in an autistic antisocial manner, it's like he's so self-centered he doesn't even acknowledge other people's existence.

ME

>20, fat, recently gained some mass in delts, arms and traps so I look semi-decent in a t-shirt but still fat as hell
>always with my gymbro talking shit while we work out so I don't interact much with anyone else except for other gymbros of mine.

MY GYMBRO

>Same as me except a little bit fatter and smaller because he's been lifting for less time.

Only guy I noticed is some strange manlet PL guy who does endless sets of doubles and singles with heavy ass weight.

>>42790293
cont.

THE AESTHETIC SQUAD

>About 8 young guys (my age) of varying degrees of aesthetics, united under Zyzz.
>Trying to live the Zyzz lifestyle hard as fuck. A bit douchy but w/e, I respect them, one of them is a good friend of mine.
>Always in a herd, talking and posing in the mirror with tryhard badass facial expression.
>Led by a pretty tall guy, somewhat big and lean enough for six-pack, but not very aesthetic (shitty genetics and lankiness). I think I've never seen him smile.

>>42769083
Thanks bro I appreciated it. I'm an ass man, but I can always appreciate a serious pair of titties. Have a good one, and good luck with your gains.

>>42769327
Are you sure Possessed Ubermensch isn't a Blood Angel on the verge of a Black Rage episode?

>>42774641
Haha I almost forgot about this shit.

>>42778111
Bro I believe it. Ever been to Pasadena, CA or LA?

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The Noisemaker
>does half his workout in an altitude mask despite city being more than a mile above sea level
>can hear him trying to suck and blow air through the stupid thing from literally across the entire gym
>comes and stands 7ft behind me and texts while doing his super-heavy breathing
>then he takes the mask off
>moans like he's getting fucked every single rep
>giant SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssSSSSS exhalations
>insanely loud sniffling every 30s

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>>42766151

>>42766151
This weird guy walked into the free weights area with duct tape and proceeded to wrap these small 0.5kg plates to his wrists and ankles and do a bunch of shadowboxing and kicks, surely this can't be good for your joints or even efficient in doing anything right?

>>42793014
He's trying to get those Rock Lee gains

>>42766300
what kind of fucked up gym do you go to?

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>>42766151
Casual ESPN Viewer
>Does mostly stretches and dumbbell exercises
>Always with small to midsized bros
>Natty
>Looks up at ESPN in between sets
>Occasionally groups of them congregate to let out a group "AWWWWWWW" at the screen
>Become typical dumbbell rack workers when Katy perry music video shit is played instead

Functionalfag
>Functional fitness person
>Adorns abnormal trendy accessories

Wild Joe
>Intermediate gymgoer
>5"10' to 6"1'
>Tattoos
>Decent jaw aesthetics
>Friendly but inoffensively defensive, can be helpful but is never over-eager

Middle Eastern Mojula
> Unapologetically speaks loudly and with KHHHH's in their own language
> Usually decently strong

Graveller
> Evolved version of Geodude
> Pt's or general bros, on gear
> Post motivational paragraphs with a million hashtags on instagram (usually the same stuff about achieving and going to the next level and blah blah blah)
> The lions of the gym, they don't need to flex because everyone knows how good they are at working out by merely seing them.

Mega-nigga
>huge negro
>6'5"
>probably 300lbs of muscle
>big roid gut
>has a face that makes him look really slow in the mind as if he reads at a fifth grade level

Black trio
>high schooler, college student and some middle aged pt
>pt always talks out of his ass trying to teach his younger followers
>horrible form in every exercise
>only train arms

fat but muscular pt trainer
>as above
>only trains fat woman
>makes them do easy stuff
>very patient with his clientele but looks bored out of his mind

roided manlet pt trainer
>trains a wide range of women, from the oldest mexican hag to the sexiest blonde female ive seen in that gym
>always looks angry
>only owns one shirt which is that of a known roid vender in our city

petite cardio bunny
>super sexy, wears sexy gym clothes
>has tat on her hand
>has no idea what shes doing
>everyone always trying to help

Old ass NPC bikini competitor
>close to 50 yo, out of her prime
>tanned out of her mind. She looks like a dark oompa loompa
>manly looking face
>big obnoxious bolt on tits
>trains other woman for NPC related activities

small PT with LMAO no legs
>weighs 120lb at like 5'6"
>is pretty ripped BUT
>no legs, I have never seen him train his legs. they look like the wrists of a hs girl
>trains qts frequently

roided chad
>ideal height
>not huge but very lean
>dat face aesthetics
>dat fashion sense
>does respectable workouts, doesnt lift super heavy weight but does everything with good form
>brings his 8/10 gf all the time

weird asian dude
>drives mercedes amg gt, whereas everyone else in this gym drives vehicles that cost <$35K
>never really see him lift anything
>just wanders around and hogs a machine for like twenty mintues before moving on

me
>quiet rock climbing dude that comes in with a fanny pack
>uses old mp3 for music
>drinks water after every set
>does strange forearm exercises in between his regular weightlifting sets
>uses chalk to dl, regardless of how much weight is loaded on the bar

>>42766151
>guy that reads classical lit in between sets.

>>42796624
does he have patrician taste?

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>>42766151
The biggest group are middle-age fatsos, who all look like concrete mixers. They do only bench press always with 2 plates no more no less, but exactly 2 plates. Sometimes they will do some curls, but mostly bench.
Then there are fat women, who think that stationary bike will solve their unhealthy eating habits. I suspect them of being extremely jealous of cardio bunnies, who do basically same shit, but look great.
We also have fair share of regular gym normies, who never touch the barbell and at the same time cannot understand why machines won't make them look big.
...
and then there is me, the biggest creep in my gym, I never talk to anyone except for one coach, who, believe it or not, actually asks me about me technique tips even though I look like a DYEL (because I am dyel). I always do the same 5 movements with barbell (and some accessory in a form of dips and chin-ups). The one thing I cannot state with full certainty is whether the local staceys look at me, because they despise me or because they find it funny, that I do atg squats everytime I get to the gym (I am the only guy, who uses squat rack, others prefer either not squatting at all or fucking themselves up with smith's aka gains portal).

>>42768897
Sounds like my gym. I am always shaved to the bone, so maybe I am the neonazi guy. Is this gym in Poland per chance?

>>42772976
>the 90 year old lady who somehow benches more than the 15 year old male auschwitz victim who always comes with his dad
lul, how much was she able to do? curiuos

>>42766151

I'm in Dallas. Back at the same gym after being away for about 4 years. Used to be an even ((((((multi-cultural mix of people)))))), and there was never anyone there after 10pm. Now it's mostly mexicans and dindus, and it doesn't slow down until about 1am. Its a bummer.

>>42766283
next time you see him put more on your bar to show him whos boss